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Mr Whiskers, how dare you! You told me that if I were to travel through the Armored Forest, filled with trees that stand as tall and as strong as titans, and climb up to the top of the impenetrable Colossal Mountains that I would be granted access to unlimited power! You promised me that I would be yielded the ability to control others at will! Mr Whiskers, you are a snake, a cowardly, lying snake. You just wanted to mislead me from my plan, didn’t you? Why Mr Whiskers?! You know how important it is for me to be able to do this. I have to form my nefarious scouting legion. Without a malicious regiment, I won’t be able to take back my pet rock from the despicable creatures that reside within Paradis! You have let me down one too many times Mr Whiskers. I will no longer be doing business with you.