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"This looks so poorly made..."
whines Nahyuta who was sitting beside Simon. They were scrolling through couple quizzes they found online and wanted to try them out. Simon grins and clicks on the first link. The quiz was titled '!!Who is dominant? Couples Quiz!!' Nahyuta cringed at the title already knowing who fulfilled that role. They start the quiz and are confronted by a question that says, 'Who said 'I love you' first<3?' Nahyuta rolls on his stomach and stares at Simon.
"Was it you who said it, Panda?"
questioned the monk and Simon stares at the screen.
"I am not sure... It might have been you?"
Nahyuta snorts,
"O' Holy Mother, I know I never said that to you first."
Simon chuckles,
"What could you possibly remember?"
The monk murmurs a chant and tosses his beaded necklace on Simons's arm. It squeezed his arm tightly as Simon fidgets around.
"Get this thing off of me, indiscreet monk!"
Nahyuta loosens the beads and takes them back.
"Don't you dare insult me!"
Minutes pass in silence as they stare at the options. They were listed in a row each saying something bizarre. the first box read, "They did first! <3333" the second one said, "It was me obviously ;)" Simon hovered his mouse over the second one and clicked it. It brought them to the next question.
"Who usually plans the dates? owo :3" Nahyuta smirks and announces,
"Clearly it couldn't be someone so distasteful and unorganized."
Simon replies,
"Are you saying I have bad taste? You know I am dating you, right?"
Nahyuta glares and then sighs,
"I suppose you don't have a bad taste in men."
Simon looks through the options that were so obnoxiously written. He clicks a box that says, "My lover does!! :) They are the BEST!<33" The next question pops up saying, "Do you ever start the arguments? ToT !!" They both look at each other and laugh.
"It is plain to see that is both of us."
says Nahyuta as he moves the mouse to click on the option that says "Both!!?! uwu <3" It then brought them to the results.
"That was a short one..."
says Simon as the screen loads. In bold, bright letters it wrote, "YOU ARE THE DOMINANT ONE!!! OWO <333" Simon chuckles,
"We all knew that fact."
And he turns to Nahyuta who was smirking.
"Indeed we do, Blackquill."
Simon clicks out of the site and goes to find another quiz.
This time it is titled. "What Type Of Couple Are You? Is your love one of burning passion, or a more subtle flame of desire? Take this quiz to find out what type of couple YOU are!" Nahyuta bursts out laughing.
"Oh, you can't be serious!"
Simon chuckles as he clicks start. The first question pops up and it says, "How long have you and your partner been together?" Simon rests his chin in his palm.
"Has it been a year or two?"
asks Blackquill pondering. Nahyuta replies,
"Just click the 1-2 years option"
so Simon did. 'Question 2: Where did you meet?' Nahyuta announces quickly,
"Ah, I know this one! We met in court as you completely rejected working alongside me. You chose to work with that redheaded girl."
Simon laughs,
"Her name is Athena Cykes, and what do you expect. I have to defend my friend."
Nahyuta sighs and shakes his head.
"I don't believe 'in court' is an option on here."
Simon clicks the bottom option 'None of these. Question 3: 'How do you settle an argument with your S.O.? (significant other)' Nahyuta laughs once again which makes Simon chuckle.
"It is sort of embarrassing to say out loud, Blackquill."
giggles Nahyuta. Simon grins,
"Well, we always do it when we argue so it shouldn't be too embarrassing."
Simon clicks the second option and moves on.
(You can try and decipher what they mean)
'Question 4: Pick a Valentine's Day gift you'd most like to give/receive:' Little images of jewelry, roses, movie tickets, and gift cards showed up on the screen. Nahyuta announces,
"You always get me jewelry and I buy you flowers!"
Simon smiles. They click the roses option. 'Question 5: How often do you and your S.O. text during the course of the day?' The two say in unison 'Never!' Simon nods and they click "Not a texter" 'Question 6: Where is the perfect spot to take your honey on a date?' Simon looks through the answers and says,
"Court?"
Nahyuta checks the list
"hmm.. the bottom one is pretty accurate..."
Simon blushes.
"Ahem, it is not. We usually do it in my office!"
Nahyuta laughs and looks through once more.
"Just click the last one."
'Question 7: Choose a drink to share with your partner:'
"I prefer tea, don't you, Blackquill?"
Simon nods.
"Let us click wine since we are rich."
Nahyuta groans and clicks on it. 'Question 8: Choose a pet name you'd like to be called:' Sahdmadhi turns his head over at Simon.
"Does Blackguard, Emo Panda, Birdman, Blockhead, Reverse Panda, Imbecile, and Putrid-Minded Sinner count as pet names?"
Simon shrugs and checks the list.
"None of those are on there..."
They click the option saying "My actual name will be good." 'Question 9: What is the sexiest part of your partner's body?' Nahyuta blushes,
"Simon!- This quiz is getting too personal.."
Simon looks over,
"I clicked chest because you have a nice frame."
Nahyuta shoves his face into a pillow.
"It is embarrassing to speak about this, Blackquill!"
Simon clicks to get the results. The screen loads and it reads. "You are the Too Adorable Couple!" Simon cocks his head and Nahyuta looks up from the pillow.
"That is noting but false! I will not believe it."
Simon squints at the brief paragraph explaining it. It says, "Ok, we get it. You guys are the cutest couple we've ever seen. You are truly in love and don't care about living in your little bubble of happiness. You sincerely love each other and we all envy you for it!"
Nahyuta laughs,
"O' Holy Mother, these quizzes are nothing but lonely, single people trying to fill in the gap of their loneliness by making a quiz about love. A subject they know little about."
Simon chuckles and makes his way toward Nahyuta's cheek. He places a soft kiss and laughs one more.
"This was enjoyable, Nahyuta."