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gasballceo: i want to go to new york city
benjamin18: sure
benjamin18: why
gasballceo: because this reality is made up of the dreams of your seven year old self and therefore i’m pretty sure that if i crawl into a new york city sewer i will get to meet the teenage mutant ninja turtles
quinnwitted: what the fuck
benjamin18: i’m pretty sure that’s not how that works
gasballceo: i have 100% for sure without a doubt dreamt about donatello and if dreams are real that means he is real
quinnwitted: i would’ve pegged you as a michaelangelo guy
gasballceo: raphael is my favourite, actually. benny likes mikey
quinnwitted: oh that tracks
jasperofficial: what are you guys talking about???
jasperofficial: ninja mutant turtles??
gasballceo: no way
gasballceo: NO WAY
gasballceo: BENNY THIS IS FURTHER PROOF
benjamin18: i really don’t think this is how it works
quinnwitted: i mean…jasper did grow up at the same time as the rest of us. it would kind of weird if he wasn’t at least aware of tmnt, if it existed as a show here…
benjamin18: i refuse to entertain the idea that there are mutant turtles living in the new york city sewer system
quinnwitted: oh, but you’ll accept the long-dead memory of your second grade substitute teacher’s son?
benjamin18: you cannot keep playing that card all the time man
ollie-ver
| @gasballceo
thinking about transformers. more than meets the eye.
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kila <3
| @antiloveparasite
what are you talking about
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ollie-ver
| @gasballceo
.@benjamin18
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don’t call me b*nny
| @benjamin18
stop it
jane
| @theactualinternet `
please stop sending me screenshots of oliver’s tweet i’m already working on it
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dream team updates
| @dtupdates
this is why everyone things you’re me, you’re so on it
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meelo milo
| @gasballobsessed
i swear i’ve heard of transformers but i can’t place it
benjamin18: first tmnt, now transformers, what’s next? are you going to try to track down GI Joe?
gasballceo: don’t be stupid, benjamin
gasballceo: you can’t ‘track down’ the GI Joe, they’re an elite and secret military force. i don’t want them waving their guns in my face
jasperofficial: okay, you’re starting to worry me now
quinnwitted: don’t be!! all of these things are children’s toys/tv shows, in most dreamscapes at least. and they must be the same in oliver’s dream too, otherwise he wouldn’t know that they exist if they aren’t shows here
jasperofficial: which would make mutant turtles and secret military operations real HERE, right?!
gasballceo: and giant alien robots from space who turn into nice cars to disguise themselves among us
benjamin18: not always nice cars
gasballceo: usually nice cars
quinnwitted: guys, please
it’s good, quinnit?
| @quinnwitted
petition for @gasballceo to stop
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eat the rich
| @japplehater
stop what??
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it’s good, quinnit?
| @quinnwitted
just stop
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oh gorgoblox…
| @lumberstan
signed. i’m still mad about the lack of s6 news
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ollie-ver
| @gasballceo
that’s not my fault 🥲 take it up with @netflix
Jasper
| @jasperofficial ✔︎
sometimes i wish i knew less things
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william
| @hoodiejasper
felt
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robert
| @jasperinthecap
felt
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peterson
| @orangejasperpuffer
felt
ollie-ver
| @gasballceo
pick your poison
[giant alien robot cars - 14%]
[heroes in half-shell - 8%]
[obscure military operation - 11%]
[what on earth are you talking about - 67%]
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dudepants
| @gorgoblox5001
is this a lumbersweats thing 👀
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ollie-ver
| @gasballceo
sure let's go with that
Lumbersweats
| @netflixLSATSMC
BREAKING: Netflix renews LUMBERSWEATS AND THE SWEET MEAT CHRONICLES for a SIXTH AND FINAL SEASON. Oliver Todaro, creator and showrunner, quote: “It’s been a dream to tell this story, and I can’t wait for you to see it through to the end.” Read the announcement here: [LINK]
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dudepants - IN MOURNING
| @gorgoblox5001
the high of interacting with oliver todaro, the low of this announcement,
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meelo milo
| @gasballobsessed
would you say that those highs and lows are epi— [gunshot]
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oh gorgoblox… (pained)
| @lumberstan
how dare you make reference on this, the day of our child’s passing,
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luke
| @badtimelongtime
i mean, there is still a whole season left to come???
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dudepants - IN MOURNING
| @gorgoblox5001
blocked
Jasper
| @jasperofficial ✔︎
oh :(
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kila </3
| @antiloveparasite
WERE YOU NOT WARNED??
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Jasper
| @jasperofficial ✔︎
Oh, no! I was! I just secretly hoped he was joking :(
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henry
| @busybees
me since i saw the announcement
benjamin18: now that you have actual work to do again are you going to let up on children’s cartoons thing
gasballceo: the truth is out there
benjamin18: alright, mulder, whatever you say
quinnwitted: does that make you scully?
jasperofficial: who?
gasballceo: :0!!!!!
jasperofficial: I’m kidding! I know the x-files
benjamin18: come on jasper you can’t do this to him
jasperofficial: it is the only defense i have against your lucid weirdness. you cannot take this from me
Jane
| @theactualinternet
hey @gasballobsessed did u ever remember where you’d heard of transformers?? i haven’t been able to find anything decent
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meelo milo
| @gasballobsessed
oh idk i think my cousin sam might’ve mentioned it at some point. but he’s really into cars so maybe that what he was talking about 🤷
eat the rich
| @japplehater
is anyone going to talk about @quinnwitted ‘s display being a joke about english slang
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it’s good, quinnit?
| @quinnwitted
my mum is english 🏴 go football 🏴 long love the queen 🏴 jagUar 🏴
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don’t call me b*nny
| @benjamin18
the queen is dead