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Part 1 of Modern / Nobody Dies AU
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2021-03-15
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2021-12-02
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DUMB BITCH GENERAL

Chapter 4: War and Realizations

Summary:

Marlon runs away from Louis and his cult, Violet finds out something she didn't want to and Vi & Clem find out they have a mutual friend

Notes:

sorry if this is kinda ooc i haven't written properly in awhile lol

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10:23 am
Baddest_Bitch: wow first one online, thats a new one
Baddest_Bitch: I'm really surprised it wasn't Louis or some shit
FlowerGirl: keep the swearing to a minimum please <:(
Baddest_Bitch: have you seen some of our users?
Baddest_Bitch: I think thats an impossible rule Soph

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Tall_Bitch: wth are you fuckers talking about
Tall_Bitch: like god damn usually you two r always offline during class
Baddest_Bitch: A little hypocritical don't you think?
Tall_Bitch: I'm hiding from Louis and Duck in the bathroom fyi
Tall_Bitch: soo I'm not using my phone in class <3
BomberMan200: are you shitting me
BomberMan200: dude why in the absolute fuck would you say where you are in a gc with the people who are
BomberMan200: looking for you
Tall_Bitch: well they don't know which one I'm in Mitch!
Tall_Bitch: I'm safe for now 
Music_Whore: not for very long :)
Tall_Bitch: ????
Music_Whore: i know what floor you were last on
Music_Whore: I'm coming for you Marly :)))
Tall_Bitch: oh my g o d
Tall_Bitch don't ever fucking call me that
Tall_Bitch: ever again
Tall_Bitch: like im not joking bro
Music_Whore: :)

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Baddest_Bitch: soooo... Marly
Baddest_Bitch: whats up with your cringe ass user??
Tall_Bitch: Sooo I made this account when I was like.. 13?? maybe??
Tall_Bitch: aaand I made it when Louis made his
Tall_Bitch: so we decided to do matching users
Tall_Bitch: aaaand I ended up with Tall_Bitch and he was Medium_Bitch
Tall_Bitch: then he ended up changing his later on and I'm waayy to lazy to change mine
Baddest_Bitch: ... Louis was Medium_Bitch??
Baddest_Bitch: uhhhhhh
Baddest_Bitch: I was flirting with this guy in a music gc with the same name like 2 years ago
Tall_Bitch: HUSAHFBEJ???
Tall_Bitch: ecUSE ME???
WhoTFisAlice: Minnie wtf
WhoTFisAlice: we used date two years ago??
Baddest_Bitch: uh oh
WhoTFisAlice: did you flirt with dudes while we were dating??
WhoTFisAlice: thats really fucked up <:(
Baddest_Bitch: Violet don't be like that
Baddest_Bitch: It was only a little bit before we broke up
Baddest_Bitch: we just weren't the same when I did it
WhoTFisAlice: fuck you

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Tall_Bitch: uh
Tall_Bitch: that was kinda shitty
Tall_Bitch: you fucked up big time Minnie
Baddest_Bitch: don't you think I know that Marlon?
Baddest_Bitch: just fuck off man
Baddest_Bitch: go back to doing whatever stupid shit you were doing in the bathroom

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11:15 am
Don't_Die: ouch, shit got tense earlier
Don't_Die: @WhoTFisAlice you still down for the date tonight?
WhoTFisAlice: sorry
WhoTFisAlice: rain check
WhoTFisAlice: some over night?
Don't_Die: yeah, sure, I guess 
Music_Whore: soo, is our date still happening?
Don't_Die: ofc Louis
Don't_Die: so, where you takin me?
Music_Whore: now... my sweet Clementine, would a gentleman spoil the surprise?
Don't_Die: oh, so know your a gentleman?
Music_Whore: I was trying to keep it romantic you asshole!!
Don't_Die: Suuuure you where Louie
Don't_Die: *Louis
Music_Whore: HFDJFBEkjkmahnf
Tall_Bitch: Nah Louies better
Music_Whore: Dude! Don't encourage her!
Tall_Bitch: what are you gonna do? scare me me with exclamation marks?
Tall_Bitch: since ovbiously you don't have the skill to find me :)
Music_Whore: I know where you live Marly
Music_Whore: surrender or I will show up at your house
Tall_Bitch: ohhhhh sooooo scary~
Music_Whore: or you can make it worse and I'll show Clem the texts
Tall_Bitch: wait Louis no
Tall_Bitch: please don't show her
Tall_Bitch: I'll surrender!
Tall_Bitch: just please Louis don't fuckin show her
Music_Whore: Meet me at the music room during Lunch.
Music_Whore: you'll know what to do from there :)
Tall_Bitch: just don't search me again, I'll have it out in the open
Music_Whore: Its a deal :)

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Don't_Die: what in the actual fuck??
Don't_Die: Is there like a cult or something??
Don't_Die: and wth are "The Texts"
Don't_Die: @SuperDinos wtf is happening at our school
SuperDinos: Louis started, a thing
SuperDinos: he was crowned king 
SuperDinos: and Marlon was hired by another group to steal his crown
Don't_Die: wtf???
SuperDinos: thats what I said, But then I got to be Louis's bodyguard!! which is cool :)
Don't_Die: okkkay then...
SuperDinos: I'll explain more at lunch!
Don't_Die: we don't.. have the same lunch period?
SuperDinos: oh uhh!! I call you later then!!

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12:22 pm
Tall_Bitch: IT WAS A TRAP
Tall_Bitch: SOMRBOTDY HELP IVR BEEN KIDNAOOEF 
Music_Whore: ignore him!! everything is fine!
Tall_Bitch: BITCH FUCK YOU
Tall_Bitch: NO
Tall_Bitch: HELP
WhoTFisAlice: @NervousWreck your bf is being held captive in the music room by Louis
WhoTFisAlice: can you go get him? I'm kinda busy rn

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NervousWreck: srure, assim said he'll come with me,,
Nervous Wreck: don't wotrj Marlon!! ill be tbere soon <3

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Tall_Bitch: plea se save me

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3:48 pm
Don't_Die: AIGHT FUCKERS WHO BROKE INTO MY LOCKER
Don't_Die: AND WHY DID YOU ONLY STEAL MY GAMINF NOTEBOOK????
Tall_Bitch: lol wut
Tall_Bitch: why do you have a book for gaming?
Tall_Bitch: just get gud

5:23 pm
Don't_Die: YOU BASTARD DEAD RAT HAIRED LITTLE BOY I CAN AND WILL COME FIND YOU AND BEAT UR ASS IN FRNT OF EVERYONE
Tall_Bitch: LUCKILY FOR YOU I'M HIDING FROM YOU WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!
Don't_Die: girlfriend?? BITCH HUH
WhoTFisAlice: u back with Brody for real??
Music_Whore: oohhh???????? Gc lore drop???? Marlon got a gf???
Tall_Bitch: not to be that type of guy but YES???? YALL LITERALLY CALL HER MY GF WHY ARE YALL SURPRISED
Don't_Die: FOR JOKES!!!! WE DON"T TAKE U SERIOUSLY!!!!
Tall_Bitch: Yall are so mean to me smh
Tall_Bitch: I remember when i used to be the leader, so tall and handsome and smart, what happened to that....
Music_Whore: Ya got ugly
Tall_Bitch: I SWEAR TO GOD LOUIE
Tall_Bitch: *LOUIS
Music_Whore: PLS
WhoTFisAlice: Louis arent you and clem supossed to be on a date?
Don't_Die: He's at his moms so he took her car and got stuck in traffic.
WhoTFisAlice: ......... Louis are you texting and driving rn

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WhoTFisAlice: YOU
WhoTFisAlice: DUMBASS
WhoTFisAlice: MOTHERFUCKER
Don't_Die: LMAO
Tall_Bitch: k i gotta go watch a movie w/ my lovely gf
Don't_Die: byyyyyyeee 

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WhoTFisAlice: I gotta go pick my brother up from the airport brbb
Don't_Die: oh shit???? Vi has a bro???
Don't_Die: is he as cute as she is ;)
WhoTFisAlice: CLEM!!!! 
WhoTFisAlice: though to answer your question no, he is greasy
Don't_Die: lmAO
Don't_Die: have i unknowingly met this mysterious bromander of urs
Don't_Die: I need to know the sweet sweet violet lore >:)
WhoTFisAlice: Well, Unless you met him when he still lived here or when he was visiting probably not
WhoTFisAlice: Ben ring any bells?
Don't_Die: well, actually kinda
Don't_Die: met this tall greasy kid a few years back during a family road trip
Don't_Die: i think his name was Ben Paul?
WhoTFisAlice: ????
WhoTFisAlice: NO SHIT???
WhoTFisAlice: THATS MY BROTHER???
Don't_Die: WHAT
Don't_Die: SEND PIC
WhoTFisAlice: [img13683=21.png]
Don't_Die: NO SHIT I KNOW THAT GUY
Don't_Die: HE WAS ON A SCHOOL TRIP FOR BAND OR SMTH
WhoTFisAlice: HUH 
WhoTFisAlice: WHAT THE FUCK
WhoTFisAlice: oh shit im late
WhoTFisAlice:  brb

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