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November 15th 2020
Maxwell Jenkins: The Jordan Ranch, Longview Texas
Maxwell: (fixing a fence Shirtless)
Montana: You always look so sexy fixing a fence like that
Maxwell: Not as sexy ad you every second of the day
Montana: (kisses him extremely passionately) I love you Maxwell
Maxwell: FAGGGGGGGGG (slaps himself) Sorry he's still in me you know
Montana: I know babe, I love you and your strong and one day you will defeat the beast within
Maxwell: (they start making out)
Noah Schnapp and Parker Bates: The House of Epsilon, Los Angeles California
Dylan Kingwell: Mmmmm yes harder baby
Noah: as you wish (starts fucking him harder)
Parker: Oh this house
Matt: Don't act like you don't love it
Macsen: Cuz we know you do
Parker: Macsen how about I show you what it's like to have a little brother
Macsen: Oh Yeah
Matt: It's a great feeling
William Franklyn-Miller: Deadset Mate!!!
Noah Franklyn-Miller: He knows well (smirks)
Avi: Brother Loving is a special thing
Asher: And a sexy thing at that
Noah: This House is well
Parker: The Best place in America, I agree
(they all laugh and start making out)
Gabriel Bateman and Zachary Unger: The Great Salt Lake, Salt Lake City Utah
Gabriel: (fishing)
Zachary: (embraces him) enjoying the fishing trip
Gabriel: It's not running for our lives from a Grizzly but it's amazing because it's with you
Zachary: You are the perfect Boyfriend
Gabriel: Well I do try (kisses him)
Zachary: (kisses him back)
The YouTube Boys: UFO Diner, Roswell New Mexico
Stephen: So this whole UFO thing
Ryan: Oh It's so real, Area 51 Raid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krew: Man your dumb as fuck
Ryler: Yeah Aliens don't exist
Turin: Just a creation by Hollywood to make films
Boston: YOU TELL THE ALIENS THAT WHILE YOUR BEING PROBED
Brock: Boston Knows all about getting Probed
Carson: By his brother (laughs)
Brock: Maybe (winks)
Chad: I only get probed by this stud (kisses him)
Zade: (kisses him back) and I enjoy every minute of probing you
Ryan: To the YouTube Boys!
All: TO THE YOUTUBE BOYS!!!!!!
Caleb Coffee: The House of Alpha, Los Angeles California
Caleb: Man Alpha life is the life for me
Millie: (sucking him) yes master
Caleb: Fuck of slut (slaps her) say Alex let me rub those beautiful Abs
Alex: Go right ahead
Caleb: (feels them) good they are so amazing
Rush: He is a snack
Hayden: I call dibs
Joey: No Fair I want him
Alex: Boys, there is plenty of Ruygrock, Cock!!!! to go around
Caleb: OH FUCK YES!!!!!!
Jet Jurgensmeyer: Starbucks, Los Angeles California
Jet: Thanks (turns around quick and spills his drink on)
Gavin: Brooooo
Jet: OMG I am so sorry
Gavin: It's fine (checks him out) sup it's your goat Gavin (winks)
Jet: (smiles) Jet (shakes his hand)
Gavin: (smirks)
Prestyn Bates: A Hotel Room, Orlando Florida
Mitchell: mmmmm that's the spot
Prestyn: (hickeying him)mmmm I am known for giving great hickeys babe
Mitchell: Well don't stop now
Prestyn: Oh Believe me I'm not gonna stop all night long (winks)
Mitchell: Oh Fuck yeah!
Cameron Brodeur: A Bar, Los Angeles California
Barkeep: Your from Jersey (looking at the fake ID)
Cameron: Jewsy showre Babwy
(hands him the vodka)
Cameron: (shots it) Another
Johnny: You May want to pace yourself my man
Carson: Yeah It's a long drive back to Canada
Cameron: Yeah especially cuz a crazy Brit light my tesla on Fire so I'm stranded thousands of miles away from home
Carson: What's so great back in Montreal anyway
Johnny: Nothing it sucks, sup fellow Moose fucker
Cameron: Right, Moose fucker very original
Johnny: LA has some Benefits
Cameron: Like
Carson: I think you should stick around my man
Johnny: By Now you have heard about the House of Epsilon, I take it
Cameron: (takes another shot) I'm in
Carson and Johnny: Excellent
Hayden Haas and Sawyer Sharbino: Sawyer's House, Los Angeles California
Hayden: What's up YouTube welcome to our brand new channel
Sawyer: No it's not a best friend thing
Hayden: It's a couple thing!!!!!
Sawyer: (kisses him)
Hayden: (kisses him back) Joining us today is a fellow couple!
(Jentzen and Lev jump in)
Sawyer: What are you here to talk about with us
Jentzen: A selfish bitch, who miniplates people and dumps guys for views
Lev: My Ex-Girlfriend Piper Rockelle!!!!!!
Sawyer: Ope the tea is Steaming!!!!!
Hayden: Let's get right into this shit!!!!!
Cruz Beckham: Miller Juvenile Detention Center, San Diego California
Warden Wentworth Miller: Welcome to your new home you psychopath
Cruz: You Do know I will get out off here and when I do, I'm going to cut yours out and then fuck the sockets from whence the CAME!!
Warden: SURE, and I'm Captain Cold (shoves him in a cell and lock the door)
Cruz: YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL BLOODY FUCKING SEE
Warden: I'm sure I will (leaves)
Cruz: I WILL ENJOY KILLING YOU (laughs hard) IT'S TIME YOU ALL GET WHAT YOU BLOODY FUCKING DESERVE.....(breaks down crying)
(he collapses onto his bed)
Cruz: (crying hard) Bloody hell, pull's out something he snuck in his boxers
(it's a picture)
Cruz: I am so sorry, and I will always be (puts it up)
Cruz: I will always love you, both off you (crying hard)
Cruz: I will always love you, both off you (crying hard)
Warden: Stop Crying you weirdo
Cruz: I WILL FUCK YOUR CORPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warden: SURE (leaves laughing)
Cruz: Miss you already (kisses the picture)
Walker Bryant and Stefan Benz: Nude Beach, Tahiti
Stefan: A Nude Beach it's so freeing
Walker: I know right (pulls him into a passionate kiss)
Stefan: (siting on Walker's lap) mmmm are you going to fuck me on this beach
Walker: I'm going to fuck you on every inch of this globe if I have my why
Stefan: I love you so much
Walker: I love you too
(they start making out as the camera pans out and over the blue waters of Tahiti, followed by a zoom shot over the ocean and then a pan into New York City as we see the destroyed RV, pan too The White House, Pan too The Epcot Ball, Pan too New Orleans and that witch Doctors Stand, Pan too The Drive In-Theater, Pan to a picture of The Band Bring it North preforming in The House of Blues, Pan too an Establishing Shot of the dells, Pan to the KOA, Pan to a shot of old Faithful, pan too a shot of a grizzly Skeleton as it begins to flurry on it, Slow pan to a shot of a tree outside the cave, it zooms into a wood carving that reads WB SB with a heart around it as the camera fades to black)
The End
Walker Bryant and Stefan Benz will return in.....
Walker Bryant and Stefan Benz : A Year of Love
-Epsilon