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(for reference, here's the original song)
(here's the instrumental if you want to sing along)
Aang
When I was freed from my century sleep
Instantly feel for her so deep
It should surprise no one when I say this
That with me, she had found bliss
Katara is mine
The waterbending master is mine...m-m-m
I know she's mine
Because the waterbending master is mine...m-m-m
Zuko
Avatar, you're talking quite crazy
Saying Katara is yours, not mine
Saving the world, thinking it'll win her heart
But really, it's just a waste of time
Because Katara's mine
The waterbending master is mine
Don't waste your time
Because the waterbending master is mine
Zuko
MY HEART BURNS FOR YOU IN THIS WORLD!
Sokka, Ty Lee, Toph, Haru, Uncle Iroh (as the backup singers)
Take you anywhere
Aang
KATARA, YOU'RE MY FOREVER GIRL!
Sokka, Ty Lee, Toph, Haru, Uncle Iroh (as the backup singers)
Loving we will share!
Aang and Zuko (together)
So know that we love you...
In this war-torn world...
But we...both cannot have her!
So it's...one or the other!
And one...day you'll discover!
Katara is...my girl forever and ever!
Zuko
Avatar, this is getting out of hand
You're embarrassing yourself
Aang
Guess again, Zuko, you're the one who'll lose
Don't believe me? Ask Katara herself.
Katara is mine
The waterbending master is mine
Don't waste your time
Because the waterbending master is mine
Zuko
Katara's mine
Aang
Katara's mine-
Zuko
No, no, no, Katara's mine!
Aang
Katara is mine!
Zuko
Katara is mine!
Aang
Katara is mine!
Zuko
Katara is mine!
Katara is mine (mine, mine); yep, Katara's mine (mine mine)
Katara is mine (mine, mine); yeah, Katara's mine (mine mine)
Aang
Don't waste your time
Because the waterbending master is mine
Katara is mine...Katara is mine!
Zuko (spoken)
Aang...look, I'm a Fire Lord, you're the Avatar. We can be civil about this, right?
Aang (spoken)
Haha, Zuko! I'm not just the Avatar, I was part of the Air Nomads. Let's discuss this peacefully!
Zuko (spoken)
Okay Aang...just letting you know, she wants me, not you
She fell for me that time she almost cured my face scar, don't you remember?
Aang (spoken)
Well...not to disappoint you, Zuko but...we kissed on the Day of Black Sun.
Zuko (spoken)
Wait, you two actually kissed?!
Aang (spoken)
Yeah we did, but let's not ruin our friendship over this-
Zuko (back to singing)
-I DON'T BELIIIIIIEEEEEVE IT! (mine mine)
Aang and Zuko (outro, fade away)
(No, no, no) Katara is mine (Mine, mine, mine)
(No, mine) No, mine (Mine, mine)
(Katara's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine) (Mine, mine, mine)
'Cause Katara is mine
(No, Katara is mine) (Mine, mine)
Katara is mine (Mine, mine, mine)
(No, Katara is mine)
Katara is mine (Mine, mine)
(No, she's mine)