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as the bears flew aroudn teh world, somethinsg extra ordinary happend. massive amountz of rain (i’d rather be dry but at least i’m alive, rain on me, rain, rain, rain on me, rain, rain) poured down. peeplys tried to hide, taking shelter under umbrellaz (now that it’s raining more than ever, know that we still have each other, you can stand under my umbrella, you can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh) nd in bildingz, but teh rain wnent thru it all, like maGIK!
az the magic droplets of skai joose made contract wit human skin, they did something that wuz FUCKING NUTS BRO!!! THEY TURNED PEEPLE INTO HARRY STYLES
(now, i’ve gotta clarify. they weren’t turning into clones of harry styles. in fact, most of them still looked like themselves. it was like they all became variants of harry, like in loki)
so anyways, everyone turned into harry styles
and he turned into the next selfcest tumblr sexyman
the end <<<333