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Back At Washington
Mike Pence, Speaking: And now Kamala, if you would be so kind as to step aside so a man can show you how to run things as Vice-President
Kamala Harris, Speaking: Um that's Ms. Vice-President Harris to you Fly Boy.
*Song begins to play, Anything you can do I can do better from the musical Annie Get Your Gun*
Kamala Harris: Anything you can do, I can do Better. I can do anything better than you.
Mike Pence: No You Can't
Kamala Harris: Yes I Can
Mike Pence: No You Can't
Kamala Harris: Yes I Can
Mike Pence: No You Can't
Kamala Harris: Yes I Can! Yes I Can!
Mike Pence: Any team you can lead, I can lead greater. I could lead any team greater than you
Kamala Harris: No You Can't
Mike Pence: Yes I Can
Kamala Harris: No You Can't
Mike Pence: Yes I Can
Kamala Harris: No You Can't
Mike Pence: Yes I Can! Yes I Can!
Mike Pence: I can handle money better than you honey
Kamala Harris: I could take down Covid without getting demoted
Mike Pence: I can give a perfect speech
Kamala Harris, Speaking: Is that a Lie?
Mike Pence, Speaking: No?
Kamala Harris: Tell that to the Fly
Mike Pence: Any deal you can make I could make faster. I could sign any deal faster than you
Kamala Harris: No You Can't
Mike Pence: Yes I Can
Kamala Harris: No You Can't
Mike Pence: Yes I Can
Kamala Harris: No You Can't
Mike Pence: Yes I Can
Kamala Harris: Any mask that you wear, I can wear longer. I can wear facial masks longer than you
Mike Pence: One Minute
Kamala Harris: Five Minuets
Mike Pence: Ten Minutes
Kamala Harris: Eight Hours
Mike Pence: No You Can't
Kamala Harris: Yes I Can! Yes I Can
Mike Pence: Any State you can win, I could win quicker. I can win any state quicker than you.
Kamala Harris: No You Can't
Mike Pence: Yes I Can
Kamala Harris: No You Can't
Mike Pence: Yes I Can
Kamala Harris: No You Can't
Mike Pence: Yes I Can! Yes I Can
Kamala Harris: I could Tax the Rich
Mike Pence: I'm a Top Notch Snitch
Kamala Harris: I could beat them All
Mike Pence: I can build A Wall
Kamala Harris: I can do most anything
Mike Pence: Can you get rid of that guy *Points to a painting of Donald Trump*
Kamala Harris: No.
Mike Pence: Neither Can I.
Kamala Harris: Oh?
Kamala Harris: Anything Term you can Hold I can Hold Longer. I can Hold any Term Longer than you
Mike Pence: No You Can't
Kamala Harris: Yes I Can
Mike Pence: No You Can't
Kamala Harris: Yes I Can
Mike Pence: No You Can't
Kamala Harris: Yes I Can
Mike Pence with (Kamala Harris): No You Can't - (Yes I Can-)