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The Return of the KIng
2:21 PM
Mr Truffles: why on Earth does Elias still make us go to these meetings
Mr Truffles: we all know fully well that none of us care about whatever bureaucracy is going on
a kNIFE: HEAR HEAR
Cook: yeah this shit sucks
mahtin: Why are you here by the way
Cook: bored :(
Fatherless: it's okay
Fatherless: i may or may not have made some improvements to elias' slides
Fatherless: with minimal jon help
Mrs Afton Kinnie: you're kidding me
Fatherless: sasha
Fatherless: would i ever kid you
Mrs Afton Kinnie: yes <3
Fatherless: i absolutely would ur right
Fatherless: not on this though
mahtin: I Know what you did Tim
Fatherless: dear end that's a text to recieve
mahtin: It will be funny. I will say
among us: if it gets us out of this i'm down for anything tbh
Fatherless: when he gets to the "Lukas family donations" slide, someone start recording por favor
Miss Officer: got it
The Return of the KIng
2:59 PM
Cook: HHOOOOOOLYYYYYY FUCK
Mrs Afton Kinnie: HAJKFHDSHAHAHAHSHAHSHAHDAHJHASJHDHADJFLDHFHADJKF
Fatherless: LEGENDARY MOMENT
mahtin: This is the best thing I've ever taken part of.
among us: adshfkjshadfjkhdsakfjalksdfj
Fatherless: DASISY PLS TELL ME YOU HAVE IT
Miss Officer: eliasfail.mp4
[Video ID:
Elias stands in front of a large section of the Institute employees. He's blabbing on about Institute business, more specifically about their donors, and he hits to change the slide on the slideshow. It does a cheesy middle school project slideshow fade into an image of Elias and Peter Lukas making out on an Institute desk. Anton meme font reads on the top of the image: WHO UP MAGNUSSING THEY INSTITUTE? With bottom text that simply reads, BOTTOM TEXT. The image is edited with an ungodly-er, un-end-ly amount of hearts and other filters. Laughter roars throughout the room as Elias's eyes narrow. He turns off the projector, and turns to the room.
"I believe the meeting shall conclude here."
End Video ID]
Fatherless: gang
Fatherless: i think we ought to all head out for a drink to celebrate this wonderful victory
Mrs Afton Kinnie: hear hear
mahtin: while I do want to join in, I believe I ought to record a few statements before we leave, it's been a while and I feel I might be starving.
a kNIFE: booooo
mahtin: I'll catch up, I promise.
among us: i'll stay behind with you!!
mahtin: Thank you, Martin
Mr Truffles: meet you all at the tavern when you can
mahtin: I'll be there
ah to be a hopeless gay in a romcom horror movie
3:15 PM
Tim Stoker: EXCELLENT.
Georgie Baker: y'all this is amazing
Daisy Tonner: as much as im excited about the possibility of them getting together when we're out
Daisy Tonner: I'd much rather talk it over with alcohol in my sustem so
Tim Stoker: right, right, coming!!
The Return of the KIng
6:12 PM
among us: we're on our way!!
a kNIFE: holy shit how long did it take you
mahtin: A while, I apologize about our tardiness
Fatherless: jsut ge t ovet brere!!!
mahtin: Dear corruption.
among us: lmao
Jonathan Sims to Martin Blackwood
9:43 PM
Jonathan Sims: I wanted to check in on you, after everything.
Jonathan Sims: Are you feeling alright?
Jonathan Sims: I didn't mean to stir up anything so strong.
Martin Blackwood: jon, it's alright
Martin Blackwood: just because i started crying doesn't mean i was upset
Jonathan Sims: Typically it does?
Jonathan Sims: In either case, I don't want to make you cry, Martin.
Jonathan Sims: er
Jonathan Sims: At least not anymore
Martin Blackwood: jon, it's okay, i just got overwhelmed a bit and excited
Martin Blackwood: i mean, it's not everyday that your old boss tells you that they're sorry about how they treated you in the past
Martin Blackwood: and then decides to violate every hr policy known to man by telling you they have a crush on you
Jonathan Sims: It if makes you feel better, I doubt that HR would do anything about any of it.
Jonathan Sims: Please remember that I'm willing to wait as long as you want, Martin. I know I've already said, but there really is no rush
Martin Blackwood: i remember
Martin Blackwood: i guess i just want to know what spurred all of this on?
Jonathan Sims: I'm not really sure?
Jonathan Sims: I mean, I've felt this way for a while, but suddenly we were finally entirely alone for the first time in a while, and I suppose I just.
Jonathan Sims: Panicked? Sort of? I mean, I have meant to tell you for a rather long while.
Jonathan Sims: I supposed I figured it was the best time we had, and you were standing so close, and so on and so forth.
Martin Blackwood: aw :)
Martin Blackwood: well. as you know, if it is anything, i do like you too
Martin Blackwood: as you know
Jonathan Sims: I am aware, yes
Martin Blackwood: lol
Martin Blackwood: i just want to, idek
Martin Blackwood: on one hand, i weirdly feel we should wait but that's stupid, to be perfectly honest
Martin Blackwood: but i don't want to go all in immediately like i actually really want to
Jonathan Sims: That's fair, though. I understand completely
Martin Blackwood: just. is this all alright?
Jonathan Sims: Absolutely. We can take this as slow or as fast as we want
Martin Blackwood: hehe okay :)
Martin Blackwood: i mean. dont get me wrong. if i weren't so nervous about timing on this, we'd probably be married by next week, so
Jonathan Sims: ajdfnskjlfnjksdahfjklasdf
Martin Blackwood: did u just keysmash at me
Jonathan Sims: uhh
Jonathan Sims: no?
Jonathan Sims deleted a chat!
Martin Blackwood: JON.
Jonathan SIms: Aha?
Martin Blackwood: lmao
Martin Blackwood: so. we take this as slow as we want to?
Jonathan Sims: Absolutely. It's up to you, and I will gladly follow whatever you're feeling.
Martin Blackwood: excellent, okay
Martin Blackwood: how about we start with dinner at mine tmrw and go from there?
Jonathan Sims: I like that idea very much. I'll see you tomorrow night, then?
Martin Blackwood: c u then!!
Martin Blackwood: oh wait
Jonathan Sims: ?
Martin Blackwood: what about the others? like do we tell them quite yet or
Jonathan Sims: Ah
Jonathan Sims: As much as I do want to tell them, perhaps it would be better if we waited on that one, and let us have some time to figure 'us' out on our own
Martin Blackwood: this is in no way related because you want to see how long it takes them is it
Jonathan Sims: .....Would you be opposed to that?
Martin Blackwood: they won't realize for ages
Jonathan Sims: I'm sure they won't, but they'll realize soon enough
Martin Blackwood: wanna bet on it?
Jonathan Sims: Absolutely.