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All The Cool Kids Are Heere (f.t. the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman)

Chapter 7

Summary:

It's a Heere/ Hansen dinner that ends... well... about as well as you'd expect

Notes:

I'm slowly getting back into the groove of writing again, and I wanted to start with something I actually had ideas for-

Plus the step-bro's au has been ignored for far too long soo

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

*TheFunRuiner has changed their name to BarelyAlive*

BarelyAlive: Evan

BarelyAlive: dad said to remind you that dinner’s at our place tonight

AnAcorn: we’ll be there :D

SportyBoi: awesome- what are we eating? :O

AlienOrSmth: Jere, do you need any backup so you guys can actually… eat tonight?

BarelyAlive: you- cook?

TheSexyOne: he does not

AlienOrSmth: - but she does!

BarelyAlive: - she does?

TheSexyOne: Mell i cook for you (1) time and now this?

TheSexyOne: but anyway, Jere, Evan

TheSexyOne: yes, I cook. More then I know what to do with half the time

SportyBoi: i’ve given multiple suggestions for where she should be giving it

TheSexyOne: you specifically told me not to let you eat any meat for this month while you “get in shape” so hush

TheSexyOne: but yeah, if you end up needing a plan B for dinner let me know

 

DM’s between E. Hansen and J. Heere

Heere - I have a feeling we may need to take up that offer

Hansen: oh good

Hansen: i didn’t want to say it but last time your dad tried to cook…

Heere: -yeah. He must really love your mom

Hansen: heh, right

Heere: I’ll… keep it in mind

Main Chat:

IWearThe(Flower)Crown: Coco I’m hungry

TheSexyOne: - coming love

QueenOfNewYork: Jen I’m hungry too

PokemonNerd: I’ll be right there- burger?

QueenOfNewYork: ooh yes please-

ThatGuy: Jakeeeee

SportyBoi: - let’s go annoy Chlo till she gives in?

ThatGuy: yes

TheMilkFinisher: Zoe what’s mom making tonight?

TheSuperiorOne: some sort of gluten free spaghetti

TheSuperiorOne: which reminds me

TheSuperiorOne: @ABeck2k27 come suffer with me pls

ABeck2k27: i- sure?

AlienOrSmth: have fun

AlienOrSmth: I’ll be eating my KFC

YouKnowWho: gib

AlienOrSmth: - alright

PokemonNerd: Chrissy- how bad do you want that burger?

QueenOfNewYork: - why?

PokemonNerd: they shut the place down for renovations

TheSexyOne: no no no

TheSexyOne: unacceptable

QueenOfNewYork: noooo

QueenOfNewYork: it’s okay, thanks anyway!

TheSexyOne: i *was* cooking for Brooke

TheSexyOne: but Jen, Chrissy… come. I’ll see if I can get the grill started if you really want burgers

TheSexyOne: Gluten free is a crime- Connor, Zoe- come if you want. Alana, you too

TheSexyOne: Jake, Rich- just… come

TheSexyOne: Mell- invitation is open to you and Kleinman too

TheSexyOne: so- what does everyone want to eat?

IWearThe(Flower)Crown: mac and cheese

QueenOfNewYork: burgers please!

PokemonNerd: Same as Christine

TheMilkFinisher: I’m cool with burgers

TheSuperiorOne: same here

ABeck2k27: whatever you make is good :D

SportyBoi: hot dogs pleaseeee

ThatGuy: corn

AlienOrSmth: yo- grilled chicken

YouKnowWho: steak

TheSexyOne: ...barbeque?

ThatGuy: yuh huh

TheSexyOne: - right

BarelyAlive: Chloe how quickly can you whip up like two pounds of alfredo and shrimp pasta?

AnAcorn: - both our grandparents are coming to dinner tonight

TheSexyOne: I’ll get right on that

DM’s between Coco <3 and Brookie <3

Brookie <3: Chlo are you sure?

Coco <3: - what?

Brookie <3: you sure you can handle all this?

Coco <3: yes

Coco <3: so long as *she* doesn’t show up it’ll be great

Notes:

i was too lazy to finish so heere- take a cliffhanger!