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Stock Market News @stocknewsofficial
Breaking! Gabriel Agreste’s fashion company stock decreases as fans of Chat Noir boycott the brand after the hero displays his distaste for Gabriel on twitter. To learn more click here .
Gabriel @gabrielfashion
@stocknewsofficial We here at Gabriel Fashion are currently working to get in contact with Chat Noir to understand more about the situation! Until then, we would like to extend a formal apology to Chat Noir for any offense we may have caused you in the past.
Adrien Agreste Official @A_Agreste_Official
As a long-time fan of Chat Noir, it deeply saddens me to know that the superhero is not a fan of my father’s works. If only he would be willing to reach out and let our company know what we did wrong. But, alas, I must simply stay saddened
Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
@A_Agreste_Official i can say w/ 1000000% percent certainty that this was actually written by a PR team lmaoooo
Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
@A_Agreste_Official blink twice if u need help
Chloe Bourgeois @QueenBEEtch
@A_Agreste_Official as a long-time, dear friend to Adrikins, i can say wholly and truly that he has never talked like this a minute in his life. @gabrielfashion this is embarrassing. if I were in charge (which frankly i probably should be) the first thing i would do is fire the PR team that tweeted this mess.
Nino @niYES
@A_Agreste_Official ah yes ofc. as a teenage boy i too say But, alas on a daily basis
Ronald McDonald Stan Acc @cheesyleggings
@A_Agreste_Official THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ
Harold @theoriginalcrane
@A_Agreste_Official everyone knew that Adrien Agreste wouldn’t run his own twitter but this?? all of that money and Gabriel Agreste couldn’t hire a better team to write out fake tweets on behalf of his teenage son???
exponential baby @justdepressionthings
@theoriginalcrane lmao imagine if Adrien Agreste had like. a secret private twitter acc. that would b so crazy
Private Message ( @niYES & @Aidan_Arrest )
@niYES: dude. when i said make a private twitter u do know the whole point is that ppl dont know its u right
@Aidan_Arrest: ik!! thats why i did this!! i made sure to mention that i wasn’t Adrien Agreste in my name and i used a fake name for my username!!
@niYES: oh god he’s an idiot
@Aidan_Arrest: is that a reference to smth? i’m still working on catching up on that list of ‘iconic movies i need to watch’
@Aidan_Arrest: im abt to watch Legally Blonde!!
Nino @niYES
Lmaooo look at mari’s notes vs. adrien’s. @hadalittlelamb @Aidan_Arrest
[Image attached: 2 notebooks sitting side by side. One has incredibly neat, color coded notes that make links to the source material multiple times and have insightful notes written in the margins. The other is blank aside from large text scrawled in the middle reading ‘WHAT THE FUCK’]
mari dupain-cheng @hadalittlelamb
@niYES adrien’s notes are usually not that bad!! He was just having a bad day
Not Adrien Agreste @Aidan_Arrest
@niYES @hadalittlelamb its ok mari everyone knows my notes suck
Alya, Queen of the Ladyblog @CesaireSalad
@niYES @Aidan_Arrest @hadalittlelamb besides thats not a fair comparison bc marinette’s notes are the only things keeping all of us from failing history
Kim @kimbo
yeah @hadalittlelamb u and @minimaMAXima are the only reasons i haven’t flunked yet
Max Kante @minimaMAXima
@kimbo Kim, you should give yourself more credit babe, you’re doing well bc of the effort you put in!
Kim @kimbo
@minimaMAXima <3 <3 <3
Chloe Bourgeois @QueenBEEtch
@minimaMAXima @kimbo ew. Keep it in the DMs, i don’t want to see this
Lila @lila.rossi
@QueenBEEtch homophobia? REALLY chloe? Cmon that isn’t nice :(
Chloe Bourgeois @QueenBEEtch
@lila.rossi don’t get it twisted. Im not homophobic, i’m happiness-phobic. I don’t care whether they’re the same sex, i just dont want to see them being all cheerful abt it. ew
Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
why are there so many angry adrien agreste fans in my comments like i like u guys but what did i do to u i like adrien agreste he’s chill
Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
How do i make them leave
Nino @niYES
@chatnoir try holy water
Alix @alixieroflife
@chatnoir @niYES or silver
adrien fan for life!! @adrien.xo.love
@chatnoir apologize to adripoo!! >:(
Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
@adrien.xo.love adriwhatnow
Maxine @numberoneagrestestan
im honestly rlly sad today bc chat noir has always been one of my idols and he doesn’t like adrien agreste ;-;
Katie @mrsadrienagreste
@numberoneagrestestan i mean he didn’t say that!! he seems to hate gabriel yeah but he’s not against adrien!! They’re my favs i would hate for them to fight :(((((
Lacy @adrien_lovexoxo
@numberoneagrestestan @mrsadrienagreste i mean... @chatnoir is kinda rude to the guy on twt
Cornelia @flowersforadrien
@adrien_lovexoxo i mean the official adrien twitter is obv not run by him, and since its run by gabriel it makes sense that he would hate it
Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
@adrien_lovexoxo dw, adriens pretty chill, a very friendly, good-looking guy!
Maxine @numberoneadrienagrestestan
@chatnoir ….good-looking?????
Not Adrien Agreste @Aidan_Arrest
@numberoneadrienagrestestan do u disagree
Stella @ladyhamsterchick
note to all media: when we say opposites attract we dont mean hes mean and shes sweet we mean genius strategist and public figure Ladybug and her lovable dumbass partner, Chat Noir
Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
@ladyhamsterchick i am very lovable
Ladybug @luckylady
@chatnoir and dumb xo
Nino @niYES
concept: a tiny megaphone. we call it a micro-megaphone. give me my nobel prize
Chloe Bourgeois @QueenBEEtch
@niYES do u accept constructive criticism
Nino @niYES
@QueenBEEtch no
Chloe Bourgeois @QueenBEEtch
@niYES verbal abuse it is then
Chloe Bourgeois @QueenBEEtch
@niYES that was fucking awful
Not Adrien Agreste @Aidan_Arrest
@niYES we could give them to tiny people!!
Nino @niYES
@Aidan_Arrest WE'RE THE SMARTEST MEN ALIVE
Chloe Bourgeois @QueenBEEtch
contrary to popular belief i did have feelings once. didn’t like it. turned them off
Alya, Queen of the Ladyblog @CesaireSalad
@QueenBEEtch share the secrets girl how
Chloe Bourgeois @QueenBEEtch
@CesaireSalad ok so first u go to settings
Dupain-Cheng Bakery @dcbakery
in light of our new twitter fame, a lot of u have been requesting merch and we finally did it!! click here to buy some!
John James @explorerman
@dcbakery how long before @chatnoir buys some lmao
Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
@explorerman jokes on u John James, i got it early!!!
[Image attached: Chat Noir wearing an oversized t-shirt over his suit. It reads ‘Would kill for some scones from the Dupain-Cheng bakery right now’]
Clara @clairefairy
@chatnoir urgent question!!! did u have any input in the design
Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
@clairefairy i was allowed to make recommendations but they changed at least part of all my ideas :(
Dupain-Cheng Bakery @dcbakery
@chatnoir we cannot sell merch with expletives, sorry chat
Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
@dcbakery i understand but also i maintain the idea that ‘would cut a bitch for some scones from the dupain-cheng bakery’ is a very good slogan
Ladybug @luckylady
was anyone gonna tell me that chat noir has apparently been banned from 4 different chili’s internationally or was i just supposed to figure that out while playing 2 truths 1 lie with him myself
Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
@luckylady im hoping ill b able to make it 5 soon, m’lady ;)
Ladybug @luckylay
@chatnoir what does the wink mean
Ladybug @luckylady
@chatnoir chat what does the wink mean
Paris Times @paristimesofficial
New! Chat Noir spotted yelling herding various stray cats armed with paint balloons into a local Chili’s while screaming “ATTACK MY FRIENDS! TAKE OUR JUSTICE BY FORCE!”. For more, click here
Mandy @manmantheman
@paristimesofficial ashgfhk isnt that the chilis run by that one guy who said he would serve nazis but not gay ppl
Felicity @that_gay_strawberry
@manmantheman IT IS
looney luna @dumbbitch.jpeg
@that_gay_strawberry chat noir is pro-LGBTQ and anti-Nazi confirmed
Felicity @that_gay_strawberry
@dumbbitch.jpeg the hero we want AND the hero we need
Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
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