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Susca: "I would like to propose a solution to this problem."
Siren: "You can't kill Kappa."
Susca: "I would no longer like to propose a solution to this problem."
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Kappa: "My boyfriend jumped in front of a spear meant to kill me."
Nethimir: "What?!"
Kappa: "His mother did it."
Mucku: "Oh my god, is he okay?!"
Kappa: "He's alive, he almost died though."
Nethimir: "But is he okay?"
Kappa: "I hope so."
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Kappa: "Isn't he adorable?"
Siren: *pulling his head out of the sand*
Nethimir: *exasperated* "Yeah, cutest thing ever."
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Silver: "Your date was fake?"
Siren: "Yes, and I should've know because his profile picture was a cutout of the guy from Nickelback!"
Silver: "So wait, you're saying you would've been okay if it was the guy from Nickelback?"
Siren: "That's not the point!"
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Silver: *talking about Kappa* "This is the closest you've gotten to confessing to one of your crushes!"
Siren: "Silver all of my past crushes are dead..."
Silver: "Oh, right..."
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Siren: *writing*
"Dear Diary,
For some reason my luck with crushes is awful. No, they don't reject me or start dating someone else. Whenever I confess or plan on confessing they die." *destroys diary entry*
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Kappa: *ranting* "If I find out I'm immortal I'm gonna cry. I'm actually going to shed tears and have a breakdown, because I don't wanna be here any longer than I have to be. I can barely keep it together now-"
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Kappa: "I don't know what to get for Mono."
Mucku: "Don't worry just get her a present."
Nethimir: *exasperated* "My God-!"
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