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Ice princess: where are you
Ice princess: katsuki
Ice princess: i do not appreciate not knowing where my husband is
Ice princess: the bed is cold :(
Ice princess: fine then
Ice princess: i guess ill lay with the only one who loves me
Ice princess: muffin
Bakubabe: would you calm down
Bakubabe: im at the grocery store
Ice princess: at 6am? you?
Bakubabe: i was planning on making you breakfast and we had no groceries dumbass
Ice princess: oh
Bakubabe: yeah oh
Ice princess: thank you katsuki
Bakubabe: whatever just dont say i never do anything for you
Ice princess: :)
Ice princess: I love you
Bakubabe: yeah yeah love you too
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Bakubabe: if my mother calls your phone, dont answer
Ice princess: what why
Bakubabe: just dont
Ice princess: ok???
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Mitsuki(mother-in-law): Hello Todoroki
Mitsuki(mother-in-law): I know my son told you not to answer my calls
Mitsuki(mother-in-law): Please tell him to call me back
Mitsuki(mother-in-law): :)
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Ice princess: love of my life
Ice princess: what in god’s name did you do
Bakubabe: shit
Bakubabe: remember how we got married
Ice princess: yes
Bakubabe: well she found out and is now hellbent on giving us a “real” wedding
Ice princess: oh
Ice princess: well why is that such a bad thing
Bakubabe: my mom is a goddamned control freak
Bakubabe: as soon as she takes control, she makes everybody lose their damn minds
Bakubabe: not to mention she’ll bitch at me for “not being romantic enough”
Bakubabe: her temper is fuckin annoying
Ice princess: i would just like to let you know that you described yourself
Bakubabe: you really are looking to die, aren’t you?
Ice princess: not right now
Ice princess: but i think we should have a celebrative wedding
Bakubabe: …..
Bakubabe: why
Ice princess: everyone seemed really upset when we didn’t have one
Ice princess: something about not doing things the proper way
Bakubabe: fuck them
Bakubabe: its our marriage
Ice princess: yea..
Bakubabe: unless you want one?
Ice princess: i don’t know
Ice princess: maybe?
Bakubabe: ok
Bakubabe: well think on it ok
Bakubabe: its your choice
Bakubabe: love you
Ice princess: love you too
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Bakubabe: i left cookies on the counter to take to the hospital
Bakubabe: tell your mother hi for me
Bakubabe: and DON’T forget the cookies again asshole
Ice princess: thank you baby
Bakubabe: tf
Ice princess: what
Bakubabe: where did ‘baby’ come from
Ice princess: Oh!
Ice princess: kaminari said that its a normal thing to call your significant other
Ice princess: he calls shinsou that all the time
Ice princess: and i double checked with Midoriya too and he said that it was
Bakubabe: i’m going kill them
Ice princess: why? you don’t like the nickname, baby?
Bakubabe: shut the hell up that ain’t funny
Ice princess: ???
Bakubabe: i ain’t no goddamned baby
Ice princess: oh
Ice princess: i doubt that
Bakubabe: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
Ice princess: :)
Bakubabe: …
Bakubabe: ….
Bakubabe: you’re sleeping on the couch
Ice princess: wait no
Ice princess: katsu
Ice princess: plz take me back
Bakubabe: you had your chance
Ice princess: plz no i"ll do better i"ll be a better man
Bakubabe: i look forward to having a personal heating pad when you get home
Bakubabe: i think we should have instant noodles for dinner
Ice princess: thats low
Ice princess: i demand love in exchange
Bakubabe: yeah yeah whatever
Bakubabe: go visit your mom half n half
Ice princess: love you
Bakubabe: love you too