Chapter Text
-11 PM
Idol Lesbians
Kyoko: This world is cruel
Kyoko: Everything sucks.
Miho: Kyoko are you okay? You can always talk to me whenever you need to..
Kyoko: sniffles
Miho: :(
Ryo: What happened??
Kyoko: i
Ryo: i..?
Kyoko: I didn’t get Ayaka on Genshin Impact.
Kyoko: I’m so done
Miho: a
Miho: is that the only reason…
Kyoko: YES AND ITS A VERY VALID REASON
Kyoko: I WORKED SO HARD EVERY DAY AND NIGHT FOR HER
Kyoko: My heart is shattered.
Ryo: Oh dear
Kyoko: Maybe it’s time I give up.
-Kyoko has sent 1 video
Miho: Y
Miho: You deleted it???
Kyoko: Yes.
Shimamu: WAHHHHH???
Shimamu: NOOO
Miho: ??? Uzuki??
Shimamu: KYOKO WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT YOU NOWWW
Shimamu: cries
Ryo: ah
Ryo: I’m assuming you two played the game together?
Kyoko: Not Anymore.
Shimamu: KYOKO PLEASE
Shimamu: YOU WERE THE AMBER TO MY EULA
Kyoko: This game didn’t treat me right. I’m sorry.
Shimamu: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Miho: …
Takumin: GO THE FUCK TO BED
Takumin: IT IS 4 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING
Takumin: Or so help me god.
Ryo: Threatening them isn’t necessary
Ryo: You could always just ask nicely y’know.
Kyoko: yaknow, takumi looks a bit like beidou
Kyoko: Just slap an eyepatch on her
Miho: ?!?! You’re already over it just like that??
Kyoko: Eh yeah, I spent too much of my lifespan on that game and plus it took up tons of storage so I’m glad it’s gone now >:)
Miho: I see..
Takumin: whom the fuck is beidou????
Ryo: “whom the fuck”
Kyoko: LOLS
Kyoko: She’s this super pretty and strong lady from genshin impact
Kyoko: she has cool electric powers and wields a claymore
Kyoko: PLUS SHE HAS A GORGEOUS WIFE TOOOO AAA
Shimamu: Kyoko they aren’t married…… yet
Miho: yet….
Kyoko: Okay well they aren’t ACTUALLY wives, but everything else I said is true!!!
Ryo: …
Kyoko: SHE HAS LONG HAIR LIKE YOU DO TAKUMI AND ITS ..
Kyoko: ITS KIND OF A SIMILAR COLOR TO YOURS TOO??
Kyoko: maybe..??
Ryo: ………
Miho: uh Kyoko you might wanna … chill out…just a bit..
Kyoko: AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE MOVES SHE CAN USE IN GAME-
Ryo: Alright! That’s enough!!
Kyoko: EH??
Miho: sigh
Shimamu: .
Shimamu: Did you just . type out “sigh”
Miho: Yes
Kyoko: HFUCJNVEH
Ryo: All four of you, go to bed right now
Ryo: Besides, don’t you three from P.C.S. have practice tomorrow??
Kyoko: .
Kyoko: How do you know . . .
Ryo: Just
Ryo: Sleep
Ryo: Please
Kyoko: Okayyyyy GOOD NIGHT GUYS
Shimamu: good nightttt!!
Miho: Good night! <3
Takumin: finally.
Ryo: Good night to you to Takumi.
Takumin: …
Takumin: …gn