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general-1
17 September 2028
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
okay so the steel samurai is barry?? i missed half the conversation
fennel
yeah steel samurai=barry?? but that means vanessa=evil magistrate and that’s really uhhhhhhhhhhh
✬ amy ✬
EUQWINUYIFOUNEIOQWUD I HATE THIS. STOP
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
no the bee movie au is valid this is amazing keep it coming
My’s favourite son
I just stared at my wall for 5 minutes straight trying to process this
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
i feel like as mod i should really ask you to move this to steel-samurai-aus but as a fellow idiot: carry on. you’re doing god’s work
fennel
pink your nickname literally says you hate this au
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
yeah
fennel
okay thank u for clearing that up i appreciate it
My
What in God’s name is this
✬ amy ✬
UWQYEIOUW MY
✬ amy ✬
PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP IT’S HURTING MY EYES
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
My if you shut down this conversation you’re dead to me
fennel
PLEASE MY IT’S SO WELL CRAFTED. HANDMADE. WONDERFUL.
My
Could you at least move this conversation to steel-samurai-aus?
My
Actually no, don’t sully that channel with this monstrosity. I’m making a dedicated Bee Movie AU channel.
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
okay fine acceptable
My
Every day I wonder what possessed me to trust you with mod powers.
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
i’ve been here as long as you My
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
i deserve these powers
My
Debatable.
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
okay my children!! to bee-movie-au
18 September 2028
himbo (jay)
what the fuck happened here
general-1
21 September 2028
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
sometimes i’m like ‘wow! my brother’s job is so fun i should do that full time!!!’ and then i work with my brother for literally one day and say ‘i have decided to Not’
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
what the fuck kind of life do you lead Pink
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
hhhuenofeiwucn crimes
My
I hate people
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
oh dip?? stressful day?????
My
How does this always happen to us simultaneously?????
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess
psychic connection my guy
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
what kind of job does your brother even do, Pink??
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
wouldn’t you like to know >B)
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
uhh,
My
I Am Going To Go And Lie Down And Never Get Back Up
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
LMAO MY
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
yikes,,
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
mood tho
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
sometimes i think about how ominous the admin/mod team is. but then i stop
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
one day……. we will find out your secrets,
My
Not likely!!
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
cute that you think so
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
it is not legal for anyone to know or understand me
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
and even i don’t know My’s secrets
My
:)
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
huh
positivity-channel
27 September 2028
My
My dog just came and sat on top of me without prompting. I feel blessed.
Tails the Fox
aaaaaa omg!! can we see a picture??
My
No,
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
oh lmao dw Tails!! My’s just super weird about personal information
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
i mean, i am too so i can’t judge but. it’s nothing personal!!!!!
Tails the Fox
omg sorry!! i didn’t know…
My
Don’t worry about it! I will tell you that she is the most perfect dog imaginable, but that’s all you’re getting.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
wow can’t believe My loves his dog more than he loves any person smh
My
Humans are terrible, dogs have never done anything wrong in their lives.
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
OKAY BUT
i hate the bees au (Distinguished Mod Pink Princess)
Ra do you know the tale of My’s crush?? Ra you have to know
My
I’m going to have to stop you right there
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i’m… intrigued
My
Wow, looks like Pink is blocked now!! She had a good run.
Banned Mod Pink Princess
you can’t get rid of me i BUILT this place
My
Pink I’m literally the server owner what the hell do you mean
Banned Mod Pink Princess
yeah but i’m the cool aunt of the server it would collapse without my input
My
No, you’re most definitely the irresponsible older sister.
Banned Mod Pink Princess
bro i’m the aunt just let me have this
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
okay but My’s crush??? hello?????????? i have to know who this is
My
Goodbye!!!! You’ll never see me again!!!!!!!!!!!
Banned Mod Pink Princess
okay so BASICALLY My is a useless gay and has had a crush on this one guy for like uhhhhhhhhh a million years?? but he’s never TOLD him bc ‘what if it ruins our friendship etc etc’
Banned Mod Pink Princess
so he’s just constantly yearning
Banned Mod Pink Princess
Oscar Wilde ass bitch
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
omg father has a crush
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
JUST TELL HIM, MY. THEN WE COULD HAVE TWO WHOLE DADS
Banned Mod Pink Princess
but yeah sometimes My’ll just go bananas about how nice and sweet and genuine his crush is so look out for those messages
My
I pretend I do not see it.
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
Can’t hide your gay from us My
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
We’re like trained sniffer dogs
My
My finger is hovering over the kick button.
bumblebee
rip Pink
Banned Mod Pink Princess
i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me
Banned Mod Pink Princess
no seriously though i’m pretty sure i’m unkillable
Banned Mod Pink Princess
i’ve survived too many close brushes with death for it to be a coincidence
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
Ominous!!!
bumblebee
SORRY??? WHAT??????????
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
Pink the fact you pack that much chaotic energy in your body………. incredible
My
Wow the younger fans really have a lot of Pink lore to catch up on
Banned Mod Pink Princess
and i’m not even the most unkillable person i know!!!
My
(This is what the server-lore channel is for, guys)
bumblebee
looks like i know what i’ll spend the next three hours doing,
My
Remember to stay hydrated!
bumblebee
thanks dad :,)
general-1
28 September 2028
bumblebee
you know the lore’s good when you read the words ‘Pink’s third kidnapping’
server goblin (cal)
my personal favourite is My describing his job as ‘being bullied by my crush in front of a live studio audience’
bumblebee
wefuhheurniqunre,,
Tails the Fox
do My and Pink know each other in real life??
gabs
nah, i don’t think so,, but they’ve pretty much been running the server together since 2017
Tails the Fox
whoa that’s a long time
gabs
yeah sometimes I remember I’ve been on server since 2020 and I kind of lose it
bumblebee
dare i say it… boomer
gabs
I AM OUTRAGED
server goblin (cal)
wait guys
server goblin (cal)
mods are off post bee movie au in general
gabs
SSKWKCWIUNDOIWUQE SHUT UP
bumblebee
is the pink princess adam??
server goblin (cal)
you ask that as though this au has any kind of coherence
server goblin (cal)
but yeah i think so
gabs
regret.jpg
fennel
did someone say bee movie au
server goblin (cal)
GFHHUEHHEUINOIQWUNE YOU TURNED UP QUICK
fennel
i can neither confirm nor deny having ‘bee movie au’ set to ping
bumblebee
oh my god…..
fennel
wait CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno) we need your wisdom
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
yeah what’s up
bumblebee
oh NO……….
fennel
who tf is Montgomery in this au
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
so like. in bee movie terms the primary antagonists are ken and Montgomery r ig ht
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
so I was thinking Montgomery is the puppetmaster and ken is the crystal ronin?? except in this au the ken/vanessa dynamic is less ‘i am jealous of a bee’s romantic advances on my girlfriend’ and more ‘why is my brother trying to fuck a bee’
fennel
PERFECT
server goblin (cal)
I Am Looking Directly At It
My
Kids, it’s 2am. Go to sleep.
server goblin (cal)
but daaaaaaad
Tails the Fox
technically it’s only 11pm where i am
gabs
i tried to stop em My
My
Your effort is noticed and appreciated
fennel
okay hang on My we might be up at 2am but so are you??
My
Fen, I’m not a literal child
fennel
i am SIXTEEN sir
My
Child. Baby. Tiny little lad. Miniature.
fennel
SHUT
My
Go to sleep, son.
server goblin (cal)
lmao fen got REKT
My
Don’t think you’re exempt, Cal
My
The same goes for Jonno, Bee and Tails. Go to sleep.
bumblebee
>:T
Tails the Fox
how come gabs isn’t on that list
My
Gabs is an adult who can make their own choices
gabs
little known fact, but getting access to the NSFW role chat really just means My can’t force you to go to sleep
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
can’t wait..
My
GOODNIGHT, everyone.
gabs
night, My!
server goblin (cal)
gggoobnigght
fennel
hfunoqei i shall go sleep after Acquiring Tea
Tails the Fox
night!
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
… and then there was one
My
>:(
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
>:)
My
>>>>:(
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
OKAY FINE i’ll sleep
My
:)
mod-introductions
12 August 2017
My
Hello! I’m My, and I just started this server because the pressure of keeping all of my headcanons internal is going to kill me soon if I don’t do something about it. I’m 25, he/him, and I’ve watched (and loved) the Steel Samurai and all its spinoff series for as long as they’ve been airing. I’ll be acting as admin over this server; I hope everyone enjoys being here!
25 June 2018
Mod (!!!) Pink Princess
what’s up everyone!!! after rigorous testing, My has allowed me to become a mod!!! you probably all know me already, but my name is Pink, i’m 19, she/her, a lesbiam and HUGE steel samurai fan. my fave character is the Pink Princess (thus the name), and i regularly shout about the Crystal Ronin’s narrative potential. i look forward to talking to all of you!!!!
3 February 2027
My
Due to the recent influx of new fans and members of the server, Pink and I thought it necessary to reintroduce ourselves. Pink is going first, because I am having performance anxiety.
women…. (Lesbian Mod Pink Princess)
LMAO MY
women…. (Lesbian Mod Pink Princess)
okay, hi everyone!! my name is Pink and i will be your mod on this fine server. i am 27, she/her, and very angry about the fact that sal manella is Still In The Production Team How DARE He. i’ve been mod for like a million years, and i’m happy to point any newer fans to the fics, art, and resources they wanna find. shoot me a dm if you want to chat!!
My
Hello again!! I’m My, I own and run the server. He/him, 34, also an avid hater of Sal Manella. I’ve been a fan of the many (many, MANY) eras of the Steel Samurai franchise, and I’m very excited for the reboot!! Hopefully the creators will acknowledge the queer coding of literally every single character in the series this time around. I’m also happy to point any new fans in the direction of any content they want to find. Don’t be afraid to ask!!!
My
Oh, I almost forgot to say: if you’re younger than me, I’m your dad now. No, you don’t get a choice.
women…. (Lesbian Mod Pink Princess)
OH YA LMAO i’m an ambiguously older relative. am i your mom???? am i your aunt????? am i your older sister??? who can say
My
That’s all from us for now! If you’re new, make sure to check rules and roles. Thank you!!!
1 October 2028
My
The server now has 500 members!! That, as you might have realised, is quite a lot. So, Pink and I have decided to open up mod applications!! We’re looking for four new mods; DM Pink or myself for details. Applications close on Halloween. I have no idea how to end this message so, good luck? Have a nice day :)
magisteel-aus
2 October 2028
My’s favourite son
Okay but which Animal Crossing Villager would the Steel Samurai be
Banned Mod Pink Princess
Tom Nook
himbo (jay)
NO hesitation
My’s favourite son
Really? I was thinking more Mabel or someone
Banned Mod Pink Princess
yeah but post banishment arc SS?? DEFINITELY tom nook
Banned Mod Pink Princess
he’s got that Good, Tired Dad Energy (trademark pending)
My’s favourite son
You’ve convinced me
himbo (jay)
post redemption magistrate is blathers
Banned Mod Pink Princess
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE SO CORRECT
himbo (jay)
god, does that make the iron infant timmy?? or tommy
My’s favourite son
Crystal Ronin is Isabelle, except angrier
fennel
imagining walking into the museum and handing a bug to the exhausted magistrate, who just looks at me and says ‘why.’
Banned Mod Pink Princess
finally, the lore about the magistrate’s deep nature knowledge is useful
himbo (jay)
i’m kind of stuck on the implication of blathers x tom nook
himbo (jay)
i probably shouldn’t have been so blindsided by this, but still
My’s favourite son
Sometimes that’s how it is……
Banned Mod Pink Princess
might fuck around and ask my brother to draw this
fennel
if you did that??? you’d be my hero forever
Banned Mod Pink Princess
on it >B)
private message to steel_samurai_me
8 October 2028
pink_princess_official
yo My!! i was wondering if i could run something past you
steel_samurai_me
Of course!! What’s up, Pink?
pink_princess_official
we’ve known each other. many years now. many moons
steel_samurai_me
Yes?
pink_princess_official
and i know you know of my brother
steel_samurai_me
The technologically inept artist himbo? I have been aware
pink_princess_official
HHUEINOIQWU LMAO
pink_princess_official
i was uhhhhh wondering if i could invite him to the server??
steel_samurai_me
I swear you said that he hasn’t watched the show,
pink_princess_official
yeah but hear me out
pink_princess_official
i feel like he isn’t socialising as much as he should be?? like i KNOW he’s feeling isolated
pink_princess_official
and the server has always kinda been a place where i, personally, went when i was feeling isolated
pink_princess_official
so i thought it might help him?? idk
steel_samurai_me
No that totally makes sense!! Just make sure he understands the rules and everything,
pink_princess_official
HELL YEAH i totally will!! thanks My you’re the best
pink_princess_official
but like, seriously, i’m really glad we’re friends
steel_samurai_me
Me too :)
steel_samurai_me
Wow that smiley looks super passive aggressive please don’t take it that way
pink_princess_official
lmao dw!! it’s all good
pink_princess_official
okay i’m gonna go bully my brother into joining the server SEE YA
steel_samurai_me
Have fun??
pink_princess_official
i will >:)
introductions
10 October 2028
Banned Mod Pink Princess
everyone I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Banned Mod Pink Princess
my brother is about to join server!! please be nice
Banned Mod Pink Princess
but not too nice,
✬ amy ✬
okay!!
Tails the Fox
aye aye, capn
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
perhaps i will
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
no promises >:)
Banned Mod Pink Princess
aight here goes
‘art_art_baby’ has joined the server
The Steel Bot
art_art_baby Greetings, art_art_baby! Welcome to the Steel Samurai/Magisteel fanserver! Please introduce yourself in this channel (e.g. name, age, pronouns, social media accounts; whatever you feel comfortable sharing). Head over to roles to get a colour for your name, then check out rules for the rules. The NSFW role is request only; if you are 18 , go to role-requests to ask for that. We hope you will have fun in the server!
art_art_baby
Hello?
bumblebee
welcome!
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
what’s up!!!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
sup
techie
hello :)
Banned Mod Pink Princess
hello you stupid little baby
Banned Mod Pink Princess
remember to call me Pink on the server!! do not give out my real name pls and thankyou
art_art_baby
You already told me that at least 7 times in real life Pink, I think I’ll remember.
art_art_baby
Also hi everyone!
My
Welcome!
Banned Mod Pink Princess
okay My i do have an issue bc i have NO idea what his name should be
art_art_baby
Why can’t I just use my real name?
My
Oh, you sweet summer child
Banned Mod Pink Princess
art_art_baby your real name is WAY too distinctive that is the Worst idea,,
My
A fictional character?? A plant????? I don’t know, Pink, I’ve got nothing
Banned Mod Pink Princess
WAIT
‘Banned Mod Pink Princess’ changed ‘art_art_baby’s nickname to ‘sonic hedgehog’
Banned Mod Pink Princess
PERFECT
sonic hedgehog
I’m being cyberbullied.
Tails the Fox
AYYYY WE MATCH
sonic hedgehog
Who is ‘Tails the Fox’?
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
GGUIYCHHIOUERNFOEIRFMOIEUYFNIOUE
My
I know you said he was a himbo, but WOW
‘Banned Mod Pink Princess’ pinned a message to this channel
Banned Mod Pink Princess
NEVER FORGET
Banned Mod Pink Princess
OKAY MOVING ON this is my brother
sonic hedgehog
Wait when did I become your brother
Banned Mod Pink Princess
don’t question it birdboy
sonic hedgehog
Okay…
Banned Mod Pink Princess
anyway, welcome to the server!! it’s largely shippy, but it’s also a general steel samurai fan community
Banned Mod Pink Princess
there’s a mix of people our age and teens,, the reboot kinda revived the series’ popularity
Banned Mod Pink Princess
so basically, all of the older fans ended up adopting the younger ones.
Banned Mod Pink Princess
i’ve been on the server consistently for the longest i think?? apart from My, who started the server,, so
sonic hedgehog
Okay, cool. I have a few questions.
Banned Mod Pink Princess
go!! shoot!!!!
sonic hedgehog
Why are you called ‘Banned Mod Pink Princess’?? Surely you’re not actually banned…
sonic hedgehog
Also what’s a mod?
Banned Mod Pink Princess
oh lmao
Banned Mod Pink Princess
being a mod,,, basically means i kind of enforce rules on the server, make sure everyone’s being polite, etc
Banned Mod Pink Princess
think of me as My’s bodyguard. his task force, if you will
My
I gave Pink mod privileges only after she sent an essay on heteronormativity in the Steel Samurai universe
Banned Mod Pink Princess
and i’m banned bc i bullied My about his big gay crush ;P
My
Pink I am going to airstrike your house.
Banned Mod Pink Princess
it was WORTH IT
sonic hedgehog
My, you’ve made a grave mistake putting Pink in ANY kind of position of power.
My
I am aware of my mistakes but I refuse to rectify them
✬ amy ✬
powerful………
sonic hedgehog
Anyway, my second question: what do you mean by ‘shippy’?
My
OH BOY
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
aw man aw geez
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
ruh roh……..
My
You know what, Pink? He’s your brother. You explain.
My
But before that let’s move this conversation to general-1 so the introduction channel doesn’t get too clogged
Banned Mod Pink Princess
roger that!!
sonic hedgehog
Wait what
sonic hedgehog
How do I do that
general-1
10 October 2028
Banned Mod Pink Princess
when will sonic return from the war…
My
I don’t think he’ll ever escape the introductions channel,
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
rip
sonic hedgehog
hi!!!!! is this the right channel??
Banned Mod Pink Princess
yo what?? you figured it out in under 5 mins?
sonic hedgehog
hi auntie!!! it’s me!!!!!!!!! ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚
Banned Mod Pink Princess
ohhhhhh that makes more sense
Banned Mod Pink Princess
what’s up, t??
sonic hedgehog
had to help dad with navigating the server
✬ amy ✬
who is this??
sonic hedgehog
i’m sonic’s daughter!! (੭•̀ω•́)੭̸*✩⁺˚ how are you??
✬ amy ✬
i’m fine thank you!
My
Sonic’s daughter..,.,.,,,,
Banned Mod Pink Princess
NEVER CHANGE, T
sonic hedgehog
i would Never ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)
sonic hedgehog
i’m letting daddy back on the computer now. bye, everyone!!!!
✬ amy ✬
bye!!
Banned Mod Pink Princess
bye, t
sonic hedgehog
I’m back!
Banned Mod Pink Princess
wow king you managed to change channels
My
I would argue that his daughter managed to change channels, but kudos for the effort.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
sonic,, sir,,, it’s 2028 how do you not know how to work technology
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
the dad energy is strong in this one
fennel
what the fuck is going on here on this day
fennel
another furry on server?? what gives
techie
STOP CALLING EVERYONE FURRIES
sonic hedgehog
What’s a ‘furry’?
Banned Mod Pink Princess
I Am About To Scream
My
What the hell is happening
My
It feels like I’m having a brain haemorrhage
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
IMAGINE HOW SONIC FEELS
Tails the Fox
so is anyone gonna tell him what a furry is or
Banned Mod Pink Princess
no it’s way funnier if no one tells him
sonic hedgehog
:-(
✬ amy ✬
sir that is ILLEGAL get rid of the nose
sonic hedgehog
But it should have a nose! People have noses!!
My
Does this man actually function?
Banned Mod Pink Princess
debatable
fennel
WAIT PINK IS THIS THE BROTHER THAT DREW THE BLATHERSTRATE
Banned Mod Pink Princess
HELL YEAH IT IS
fennel
do!!! you!!!!!!! take commissions!!!!!!!! mr sonic!!!!!!!!!!
sonic hedgehog
Sure? I might not be super quick though.
sonic hedgehog
Because of my job.
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
that’s what My always says abt his fic,, we have learned patience the hard way
Banned Mod Pink Princess
do not ask what fic is So Help Me God
Banned Mod Pink Princess
i will kick you from the server myself
My
Be nice!!!
sonic hedgehog
My is the only kind person on here :-(
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
you’re, not wrong
Banned Mod Pink Princess
i’ll reiterate: welcome to the madness
fennel
mr sonic hedgehog, how much for you to draw the steel samurai in the shape of the Autodromo Nazionale Monza
sonic hedgehog
$20
My
This’ll be interesting,
advice-channel
14 October 2028
My
Men should not be allowed to smile.
My
I’ve been staring at the wall thinking about him for 2 minutes now this is unacceptable
Banned Mod Pink Princess
lmao what happened
My
He smiled?? And I almost tripped down the stairs?????
My
I saw my life flash before my eyes as I hurtled towards my death
Banned Mod Pink Princess
My Steelsamurai, 35, dies not only of blunt force trauma to the head, but cardiac arrest. police are stumped by the sequence of these events
My
Help
Banned Mod Pink Princess
jeez bud idk what to tell you at this point
Banned Mod Pink Princess
other than FUCKING TELL HIM??? DUMBASS
My
No :)
My
I mean, logically I would, right?? But he’s been my friend and supported me for so long, and honestly I can’t even articulate how I feel about him without sounding like an idiot. What would I even say???? ‘Oh, hey, whenever I see you it makes my day almost twice as good, and I have a constant overpowering urge to kiss your forehead, and I want to be a part of your family to an almost painful degree’??? Pink I couldn’t say that I’d probably combust.
My
He’s literally the one person who’s believed in me my entire life, even when I upset him. It almost feels like I’m betraying his trust by being in love with him. It’s so difficult and I don’t really know who to talk to.
Banned Mod Pink Princess
yeesh
Banned Mod Pink Princess
what about your kids?? surely they’d understand
My
Maybe, but they’re more likely to just make fun of me. Which is all well and good until I have to ask for advice, at which point they’d likely do the polite cat face and say nothing helpful
Banned Mod Pink Princess
wow, don’t hold back
bumblebee
wait My has outside of server kids??
Banned Mod Pink Princess
i swear there’s something about them in the lore channel
bumblebee
oh god did i miss something
My
The TLDR is that they’re not actually my kids, but might as well be (don’t tell them though)
Banned Mod Pink Princess
anyway back to the POINT, My i swear to you it’ll be more productive to just tell him
Banned Mod Pink Princess
or even like, idk give some kind of signal?? without being like ‘please date me’
My
Pink I have TRIED, but either he is too obtuse or I am too much of a disaster. Possibly both???
Banned Mod Pink Princess
jesus god almighty
Banned Mod Pink Princess
i swear on Barry the Bee’s name you are the epitome of a useless gay
My
Wow, that’s rich coming from you. Tell me, how is your mystery woman doing lately?
Banned Mod Pink Princess
LOW BLOW, MY
My
And yet I feel no remorse
Banned Mod Pink Princess
and speaking of her i just UGGHHHH. she’s so strong and beautiful and funny and smart and she’s so wonderful oh my GOD i am about to lose it
Banned Mod Pink Princess
okay now that i say all that the more i realise we’re kind of in the same boat, My
My
SEE!??!?!??!?!?!?
bumblebee
aren’t you guys both like, fully adults??
My
Nominally.
Banned Mod Pink Princess
am i though??
bumblebee
oh god oh fuck i thought the yearning might decrease in severity when you’re an adult
My
I can regretfully tell you that no, it doesn’t.
Banned Mod Pink Princess
YEAH, GET READY FOR 10 MORE YEARS OF THIS SHIT
✬ amy ✬
good luck guys!!! i’m sure it’ll work itself out
My
Ah, the optimism of youth…
Banned Mod Pink Princess
lmao yeah that’s. hm.
Banned Mod Pink Princess
kind sentiment though, Amy. ily
✬ amy ✬
thanks Pink!!
✬ amy ✬
also My i am fifteen!! not THAT youthful >:T
My
Whatever you say, Amy
✬ amy ✬
>:O
My
:)
magisteel-fic
24 October 2028
My
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7498372 Finished!!
My
And it only took a month.
Banned Mod Pink Princess
i’ll warn you all now, this one hits hard,
Banned Mod Pink Princess
WORTH IT THOUGH
himbo (jay)
HELLO????? NEW FIC???????????
✬ amy ✬
oh my god YES THANK YOU
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
!!!!!!!!!!!! motherFUCK
My’s favourite son
I am SO hyped heck YEAH
✬ amy ✬
the beta note…… holy shit
Banned Mod Pink Princess
i’m now legally obligated to threaten My (with love) in every beta note
Banned Mod Pink Princess
it’s SO fun coming up with a new way to aggressively love your friend you should all try it
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
reading the tags like ’eyes emoji…’
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
GGWHGFOQWIEUD ‘canon typical violence’ NEXT TO ‘canon atypical feminism’ NEXT TO ‘Sal Manella feel my wrath’ HHAHAHSHAHIU GOD
✬ amy ✬
i am going to personally kick mr manella’s house to the ground
My
Not if I kick it down first.
Banned Mod Pink Princess
this is actually a Sal Manella hate server
My’s favourite son
My what the HECK I’m ALREADY SAD
My
Sometimes, you just have to project onto your favourite characters.
Banned Mod Pink Princess
i’ll drink to that bro
Banned Mod Pink Princess
although i must say, sometimes your favourite characters have stunningly similar life stories to you
My
EXACTLY
My
Someone on the production/writing team has their third eye OPEN
Banned Mod Pink Princess
tell me abt it……..
Banned Mod Pink Princess
also all jokes aside this fic was SUPER fun to beta and i really like the plot
Banned Mod Pink Princess
My i’ve already told you as much in the notes but like. magisteel server read the fanfiction challenge
fennel
WAIT
fennel
MY POSTED??? I’M OMW
‘My’ changed ‘Banned Mod Pink Princess’s nickname to ‘Supportive Mod Pink Princess’
My
Pink is okay sometimes.
Supportive Mod Pink Princess
HELL YEAH I’M OUT OF GAY BABY JAIL
My
I changed my mind.
25 October 2028
fennel
holy fucking SHIT My that was SO GOOD
fennel
the characterisation was so tasty??? and like, hghgghhgh the STYLE and the PINING and UGH
fennel
398742/10, everyone should read
Tails the Fox
yeah fr My that was So Good
Supportive Mod Pink Princess
hell yeah kids
Supportive Mod Pink Princess
also go the fuck to sleep it’s 1am
fennel
okay i’ve finished the fic so. fine. i will go
Tails the Fox
may i have a special dispensation to stay awake it’s 10pm in my timezone
Supportive Mod Pink Princess
fine, but you’re on thin fucking ice
Tails the Fox
:,)
general-1
27 October 2028
My
everyoneGET ONLINE GET ONLINE RIGHT NOW
My
BEST NEWS
My
I’M GOING TO SCREAM
fennel
what in the entire shit
techie
>>>>B)
Supportive Mod Pink Princess
what’s happened????
himbo (jay)
wuh
✬ amy ✬
uhhh??
fennel
JUST CHECKED TWITTER UUUUHHHHH MY???? MY IS THIS REAL
My
SAL MANELLA HAS BEEN FIRED FROM GLOBAL STUDIOS
Supportive Mod Pink Princess
WAIT REALLY????
Supportive Mod Pink Princess
HOLD UP
announcements
27 October 2028
Supportive Mod Pink Princess
here SAL MANELLA IS GONE
My
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
general-1
27 October 2028
My
Okay okay okay. I know that it’s the middle of the day and people are at school or at work. Hell, I’M at work; BUT I finished most of my paperwork this morning which leaves me FREE to infodump about what has been said about the Sal Manella case so far.
My
Manella has been heavily involved in some nasty situations (see also: Jack Hammer case, 2016). But, somehow, he has had not been fired from his post, despite being an actual accomplice to a literal murder.
My
A few months ago, however, the allegations of bullying and bigoted microaggressions that have followed Manella for his entire career became too loud for Global Studios to ignore. He was given notice of his dismissal in early July; his position was handed over to Ms Winona Riter (you may know her as a senior member of the scripting team), who has been ‘overseeing Season 5’s writing and development’ [source: https://www.huffingtonpost…].
My
A few extra facts; Manella is also currently under investigation for several allegations of sexual harassment; Ms. Riter’s referenced ‘overseeing’ of Season 5 essentially means she has been given heavy creative control of the direction this season and any that follow it; Ms. Riter is not only an outspoken feminist, but also a member of the LGBT community.
My
I, personally, welcome our new lesbian overlord.
himbo (jay)
god fucking damn
himbo (jay)
you did your research, huh
My
It is a large part of my job,
Supportive Mod Pink Princess
holy shit i’m so excited for s5 let’s fucking GOOOOO
Supportive Mod Pink Princess
like holy shit???? Manella is such a massive shitbag but i’d kinda resigned myself to him being the director for the rest of my natural life????? holy fuck he’s GONE??????????
Tails the Fox
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA YES YES YES YES YE SYYESY !!!!!!!!!!
‘Supportive Mod Pink Princess’ changed their nickname to ‘FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)’
My’s favourite son
Just quickly checked the server during my lunchbreak and now I can’t stop smiling???? Oh my gosh I’m so glad he’s finally been removed, Mr. Manella is such a horrible man
My’s favourite son
My co-workers are looking at me weirdly but I actually can’t care this is fantastic
My
(PSA: if you have the means to, please try to stream season 5 via legitimate streaming services, as this will increase the ratings and make it less likely for a) the show to be cancelled or b) Riter to be replaced by a different director.)
techie
^^^^ what he said!!! please please PLEASE stream legally if you can it’s SO important
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i am unironically feeling euphoric rn brb gotta go jump up and down
My
Oh same I’ve been pacing around my office since I heard the news.
My
It’s been difficult keeping my hands still long enough to infodump.
sonic hedgehog
Why did my computer ping so many times?
FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)
SAL MANELLA. GONE
sonic hedgehog
Oh, good.
sonic hedgehog
To be honest I thought he was still in prison.
My’s favourite son
If only…..
My
If I have anything to say about it, he’s GOING to be in prison.
FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)
LMAO MY’S GONNA DRAG HIM THERE HIMSELF
✬ amy ✬
if the entire server comes together, we can probably summon the steel samurai himself to enact justice on Manella
himbo (jay)
this?? is a good day
sonic hedgehog
What’s been the direction of the series so far? Where do you think Ms. Riter’s gonna go with it??
FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)
oh boy. bud. buddy you’ve unleashed the BEAST(s)
FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)
the reboot is largely based on the samurai series of the past (as they are connected by a single continuity, despite their different names etc.)
himbo (jay)
it’s got the same primary antagonists, etc i think??
My
The protagonists are also the same; there’s been more queer and neurodivergent coding in the characters?? It seems like this is due to the influence of other senior staff members.
FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)
ya, Manella seems to have been outvoted it terms of characterisation sometimes??? but the annoying thing is that with him in the position he was in, it was unlikely any of that coding would ever pay off?????
My
But now,
FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)
NOW!!!!!
✬ amy ✬
lesbian rights bapey
sonic hedgehog
Wow, you guys sure know a lot about this
himbo (jay)
bud-
FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)
it. this is a samuraiverse fanserver. what did you expect,,
My
The Steel Samurai is a very interesting series!! Both the show itself and the circumstances that caused it to be written in that way are pretty complicated, so it’s worth looking into.
sonic hedgehog
Thanks! I won’t.
My
If you continue this, I’m going to break into your house and rearrange all of the furniture
sonic hedgehog
Go ahead! We need to redecorate anyway :-)
FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)
LMAOOOOOO
FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)
you’ve finally been outmatched, My
✬ amy ✬
Mr. Sonic, sir, with all due respect, watch steel samurai or perish
sonic hedgehog
Wait are you talking to me
✬ amy ✬
yeah king ur name is Sonic
sonic hedgehog
Wait, are you implying you’ll kill me??? You seem to be assuming I can be killed.
himbo (jay)
GOD
FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)
genuinely forgot you were called Sonic here and this is SENDING me
My
I’m putting Sonic in bastard jail
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
reading up chat feels like taking 20 consecutive hits to the solar plexus and then having an oil tanker dropped on your head
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
hate u guys
FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)
gfuwenofiasdmi
My
<3
announcements
1 November 2028
FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)
here mod apps are now closed!! thank you to everyone who put themselves forward,, hopefully we’ll have processed the results by the 15th (lmao sorry for the delay, but we take this Very seriously). that’s all for now lol, thanks for listening!!!! (or reading, whatever)
general-1
3 November 2028
‘FUCK YEAH GAY RIGHTS (Supportive Mod Pink Princess)’ changed their name to ‘LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess’
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
help
techie
okay but u understand that we can’t help u if we don’t know what the problem is
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i’m gay
techie
ooooohhkay i get u
techie
wanna talk abt it?? or r u just, suffering
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
she is……………….. pretty. and also smart and tough and wonderful ahaha HELP
techie
mhm ya igu
techie
gna tell her??
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
no
techie
epic
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
well this has been productive
techie
glad u think so queen
techie
*princess, sorry
techie
anyway, how’s ur day been otherwise??
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
not much has happened???? i’m just kinda, hanging out w/ my bro and niece, checking in w/ ppl,, it’s nice not to be busy for once
techie
fairs….
techie
lucky for some lmao
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
oh ya u told abt your work…….. jeepers
sonic hedgehog
I saw that Pink was on her phone, what’s going on in here?
techie
ohh yo sonic!! not much not much
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
just talking abt my gay suffering
sonic hedgehog
Oh, haha! Yeah, I thought you were going to die today lol
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WERE SO UNHELPFUL
techie
lmaoooooo
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i s2g i’m gonna Get you
sonic hedgehog
It isn’t my fault you can’t function around her, why are you going to get me??
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
bc you’re bULLYING ME
My
Wait, are we bullying Pink?? Why wasn’t I notified????
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i’m literally going to deactivate my discord account fuck all u guys
techie
i was SUPPORTIVE, a fellow wlw in pain, and this is how i’m treated??? disgraceful.
techie
no more allies for u >B)
My
Wait, one thing
‘My’ changed ‘sonic hedgehog’s nickname to ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’
My
It was bothering me.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
booooo
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
at least let him keep it all lowercase
techie
seconded
My
Ugh, FINE
‘My’ changed ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’s nickname to ‘sonic the hedgehog’
My
Happy now????
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
very :)
sonic the hedgehog
I don’t even get control over my own name??
techie
it’s a dog eat dog world, bud
My
Back to bullying Pink!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
NOOOOOOO
My
>:)
sonic the hedgehog
Remember how she shook your hand and asked you how you were and you said ‘Haha… yeah’?
techie
SHE WHAT
My
Please, tell us more
My
We need to know
techie
for science
sonic the hedgehog
Well, she also spilled her drink on my lap when asked if she was free this weekend.
sonic the hedgehog
Being the wonderful and loving best friend/brother that I am, I managed to not react so she looked slightly less dumb.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
SONIC I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! I’M GONNA KILL YOU DEAD!!!!!!
My
Oh my GOD
techie
blackmail material for DAYS
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
bitch you can’t, u don’t know me in the irl
My
Honestly knowing this information is its own reward.
My
Sonic, I cannot thank you enough
techie
if Pink does anything embarrassing ever u have a responsibility, nay, a DUTY to tell us
My
Sorry, I keep losing it at ‘Sonic’,
My
I know that Tails is on server but they aren’t a grown adult man??? There’s something about it that just. Wow.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
YA EVERY TIME I’M LIKE ‘hey sonic’ I LOSE LIKE 10 BRAINCELLS
My
Wait, you have braincells?? What a flex
techie
LMAOOOOOOO
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
good point……. i don’t know who braincells are
sonic the hedgehog
Techie, I promise I will report on Pink whenever I can.
techie
SCORE
fennel
yo tech’s online??? BROOOOOOO
techie
omg baby tech how’s it going??
fennel
it’s good!! school’s going p well…
techie
u were set painting last i heard, r u finished yet???
fennel
yeah!! we’ve got tech rehearsal this weekend, which’ll be,,,,,,, fun,,,,,,,,,,,
techie
threaten the actors from me :)
fennel
will do B)
My
Which production are you putting on, Fen????
fennel
Guys and Dolls!! which has been actually pretty epic bc our director is doing gender blind casting
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
oh NEAT have you got any funky wlw or mlm couples then??
fennel
Nathan and Adelaide are wlw!!! it’s real cool
My
I hope it goes well!!
sonic the hedgehog
Wait, Techie, does your name mean you’re a theatre tech??
techie
yeah!!!! it’s a thankless job but someone’s gotta do it
techie
also using power tools is a good way to vent frustration
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
terrifying!!!!!!
sonic the hedgehog
Wow, you really are a bunch of nerds.
fennel
My. Get Him
techie
death to the non believer
My
Surely you know Something about the Steel Samurai. Through Pink, through fandom osmosis, ANYTHING. SURELY
sonic the hedgehog
I mean, I know about the Signal Samurai?? But that’s about it
My
!!!!!!!!! SONIC HOLY FUCK
fennel
DAD SWORE???
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
YO MY YOU GOOD??? ARE YOU POSSESSED????
sonic the hedgehog
Haha what did I do??
My
I’M MAKING A SIGNAL SAMURAI CHANNEL RIGHT THIS INSTANT NOBODY MOVE
techie
lmaooooooo
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
tf is signal samurai
sonic the hedgehog
Woooooow Pink. Fake fan.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
SHUT UP AND TELL ME WHAT IT IS
fennel
what the h
My
You’re only allowed to talk in this channel if you’ve watched Signal Samurai yes there will be a pop quiz thank you for asking.
sonic the hedgehog
Pretty much all of my bisexual childhood yearning was connected to that show…
My
Sonic if only you weren’t so wilfully ignorant of the of the Steel Samurai franchise, we’d get on so well.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
dear fucking lord
My
Okay, sonic the hedgehog, if you click this --> signal-samurai<-- it’ll take you to the new channel, you have permission to speak in there.
sonic the hedgehog
Wait, so I just click it??
fennel
GOD
My
You literally just click it there’s nothing else to this.
sonic the hedgehog
Okay… here goes.
signal-samurai
3 November 2028
sonic the hedgehog
Hello??
My
Hi!!!
My
Favourite Signal Samurai character, go
sonic the hedgehog
Easy, Signal Blue. Next question.
My
Favourite episode?
sonic the hedgehog
The pilot, where they get their signal powers. I know the production value is a lot lower but it has a lot of heart and childhood wonder to it, you know??
My
Good choice. You pass.
My
I don’t even know what we can even talk about in here, but unless your daughter lets you out, I guess you’re trapped!! A captive audience
sonic the hedgehog
Haha, that’s fine! I loved/love the Signal Samurai a lot, it was really important to me as a kid, so it’s significant, you know??
My
I get that… childhood crush attached to the show, right??
sonic the hedgehog
You too?? Guess it’s more common than I thought.
My
It was, and still is, a Very Good Show
sonic the hedgehog
Agreed.
sonic the hedgehog
Speaking of my daughter, I have to go make dinner for her and Pink. See ya!!
My
Bye!!! :)
general-1
5 November 2028
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
let me. let me tell you something. if i have to listen to one more stupid fucking idiot gay pissbaby complain to me about their love life, i’m going to eat God. that’s right, i’ll eat God. how, you ask? easy. i will simply ascend to heaven and eat them. it wouldn’t even be difficult. it would be nothing. they would cower before me. they would quiver in their little boots. just like you should be doing right now. you should be shaking and crying. this wlw has had enough. no more will i hear your lament. i quit. you’re on your own. i am now on my way to eat God. so long, space cowboy.
6 November 2028
✬ amy ✬
okay hold on
✬ amy ✬
i’m
fennel
hey Pink, quick question
fennel
hey LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess i have a question real quick
✬ amy ✬
i don’t
fennel
HEY PINK. HEY. I HAVE A QUESTION???? QUICK QUESTION
techie
that’s existentially terrifying
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
please LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess i have to know what prompted this
✬ amy ✬
i can’t
fennel
PINK. ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
WTF WHY AM I BEING PINGED????
fennel
read up the chat queen
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
wh
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
what the fuck did i black out and send this
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
what th
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
OH GOD OH NO I MEANT TO SEND THIS TO MY
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
SHIT
✬ amy ✬
that paragraph literally accosted me in a denny’s carpark at 3am and asked for my socks and nothing else, then used my socks to unlock my car and drove it away, leaving me with my shoes in my hand and nowhere to go but denny’s customer service
fennel
that’s such a visceral feeling oh my god
fennel
ALSO PINK WHY
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
my question still stands??? what the shit did My do to prompt this??????
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
he was being gay on main over dm while my cousin had just been gay on main irl
techie
next question: did u eat god
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
if i were a lesser woman i would lie and say yeah but the honest answer is no after i sent that message i passed tf out
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
a bitch is sleepy
techie
understandable
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
Pink do you know where god lives
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
yeah i’ve met them
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
do they have anything i can steal????
My
Please don’t steal, it’s very illegal.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
My i cannot be bothered to copy paste my message into dm so can you just read up chat and react accordingly
fennel
if we all have to be threatened, so do you
My
I-
My
I agree with the Denny’s thing.
My
Also, your cousin is cool, be nice to her.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
no i love her a lot!!! but sometimes, gay people
fennel
does your cousin watch steel samurai
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
why else would My say she’s cool lmfao
fennel
if that’s a yes…. add her to server perhaps??
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i woullddddd but she’s a pretty well known Twitch streamer?? and that might mean that people know who she is and then know who i am and idk might be more stress than it’s worth
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i’ll run it by her
fennel
epic
My
I resent that you think I only think your cousin is cool because she watches Steel Samurai
My
I also think that she is a wonderful and polite young lesbian, and should be treated with respect. BE NICE.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
things are heating up in the Pink’s cousin fandom
✬ amy ✬
and we’ve forgotten Pink’s fucking horrifying threat already. i hate this fucking family
‘My’ pinned a message to this channel
My
:)
✬ amy ✬
I DIDN’T SAY PIN IT. I DIDN’T FUCKING SAY PIN IT NOW DID I
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
things are heating up in the My’s bad choices fandom
My
Hey now.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
(you’re an all star)
fennel
WE’VE GOTTEN OFF TOPIC
✬ amy ✬
you say that as though this conversation wasn’t started by Pink being ominous
✬ amy ✬
was there ever really a topic????
My
Do I need to turn on 6 hour slowmode?
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
NO!!!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
no pls don’t lmao
fennel
yo where tf is sonic????? i miss his cryptid energy
My
I don’t know…
My
WAIT.
My
Oh god I think I stranded him in the Signal Samurai channel
My
I’ll be right back
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
WHO’S THE DUMBASS NOW
signal-samurai
4 November 2028
sonic the hedgehog
Hello??
6 November 2028
sonic the hedgehog
Okay.
My
HELLO sonic the hedgehog ARE YOU ALIVE
sonic the hedgehog
Why is it beeping
sonic the hedgehog
Yes, I’m alive! Hello, My. So kind of you to visit.
My
I’M SO SORRY
sonic the hedgehog
So kind of you to visit my humble cell. My prison, if you will.
My
1) I won’t, 2) I am so so sorry oh dear lord
My
I logically get that being stranded in a discord channel isn’t that bad? But my brain instantly started blaring alarms at me like ‘OH GOD HE HASN’T EATEN IN 2 DAYS’
sonic the hedgehog
Can you eat virtually? Is there online eating?
My
That sounds like a very fun question for another time.
My
I’m going to teach you how to change channels
sonic the hedgehog
NO. I will figure it out by myself.
My
I mean…
sonic the hedgehog
I WILL.
My
By all means, be my guest
sonic the hedgehog
Okay. When you did it before there was a symbol? And then some words
sonic the hedgehog
£ doesn’t do anything
sonic the hedgehog
$ doesn’t do anything
sonic the hedgehog
&
sonic the hedgehog
%
My
Is this what god felt like during the Stone Age
sonic the hedgehog
My oh that does something!!!!
sonic the hedgehog
There was a list of things to click?
My
The @ symbol is used to ping people! If you know someone’s nickname, you can type @, and then the nickname, and they’ll get a notification
My
For example sonic the hedgehog this message should be highlighted in orange on your screen.
sonic the hedgehog
Oh, cool! That’s clever. Now, how to change channels…
My
Oh. We’re back to this.
sonic the hedgehog
*
sonic the hedgehog
!
sonic the hedgehog
I’m running out of symbols…
sonic the hedgehog
Wait, general-1 OH THAT HAS A LIST AS WELL
My
YES YOU DID IT GOLD STAR
sonic the hedgehog
And then I just…
general-1
6 November 2028
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i am literally losing braincells watching the conversation in the signal samurai channel
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
My’s such a spoilsport not letting us talk in there >:T
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i do think those two are kind of a spectator sport tbh
fennel
fairs
sonic the hedgehog
Hello everyone!
✬ amy ✬
SONIC!!!!!!
My
The prodigal kinnie returns
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
HHHOUNDYOIUWQYINOUY OOKAY BUT DON’T CALLL HIM A SONIC KINNNIE THIS IS IMPOTANT PLEASE DON’T DO THAT TO MY SPIRITUAL HEALTH
fennel
LMAOO
sonic the hedgehog
I’m not even gonna ask.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
GOOD!!!!!!!!
My
Oh, to kin Sonic the Hedgehog
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
STIOP TALKING!!!!!!!!!!! STOP FUCKING TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
you guys are both a) the mods of this server and b) real genuine actual adult humans
fennel
pretty bold of you to assume Pink is human
My
Thank you, Ra, for reminding me that Pink and I need to discuss the new mod applications some more.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
‘Pink and I’ you run a Steelistrate fanserver my dude get on our level
My
Hyperfixating on Steel Samurai and having good grammar are not mutually exclusive.
sonic the hedgehog
Says the guy who doesn’t consistently put periods on the ends of his sentences.
✬ amy ✬
HHOHAHOAHHA FUCK
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
things are heating up in the grammar fandom!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i can and will turn on six hour slowmode
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
oh, how the turn tables….
fennel
oh how the tables have tabled
My
I genuinely might never recover from what Sonic just said.
sonic the hedgehog
Oh, that’s too bad.
My
I wish I could block you in good conscience
sonic the hedgehog
I don’t know what that means, but I know you would never have the guts to do that.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
waaaaaaah (please read as a waluigi noise)
techie
hey guys
techie
okay bye guys
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
WAIT TECHIE NOOOOOOO
My
Why must you tear this server apart, Sonic
fennel
no be nice to sonic he is very stannable
My
I am quite literally begging you to shut the hell up.
fennel
who?
My
All.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
okay this has been fun but My we actually do need to mod stuff
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
see you guys!!!
My
Bye!
✬ amy ✬
well, this has been enlightening
fennel
you know what time i think it is??
✬ amy ✬
…what
fennel
bee movie au in general >B)
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
FUCK YEAH MY DUDE
server goblin (cal)
i logged tf in at the RIGHT time huh
✬ amy ✬
SHIT FUCK NO WAIT-
announcements
15 November 2028
My
here Hello, everyone!! We have, as promised, sorted out who the mods are going to be; thank you for being so patient :). The mods themselves have already been notified and are (I’m relatively sure) going to be posting the introductions in mod-introductions as soon as I send this. So, without much further ado, we are very pleased to welcome My’s favourite son, techie, gabs and xXperegrinefalconXx to the mod team! Please be polite to them, as they are essentially my new enforcers (also, always be polite to people, it’s just basic decency) (obviously jokes are fine but you know) (I’m confusing myself I’m just going to stop now). We’re really sorry to anyone who applied who we turned down; all of the applications were very good, but we had to be quite discerning. Have a nice day, everyone!
mod-introductions
15 November 2028
gabs
what’s up my homesicles!!!! i’m gabs, 25, they/them. i’ve been active on the server for many moons now, and have been a fan of steel samurai for only a little bit longer than that! hmu if you wanna hear my very specific au thoughts. love ya!!!
My’s favourite son
Hello everyone, I’m Este. I’m 26, he/him. I don’t really know what to put here, so I’ll just list off some random facts: I play three instruments, I’m allergic to cats, and I essentially got into the Steel Samurai fandom by accident. I’m busy quite often, but my DMs are always open if you want to chat (I just might take a little bit of time to get back to you). I hope your week’s going alright!
techie
hey hey hey my little tech crew what is UP, i am techie, 29, she/her, short as fuck and ready to FIGHT. i love steel samurai more than i love certain friends and family, and have been a part of this fandom pretty much since day one (and have the trading cards to prove it). 10/10 certified lesbian, crystal ronin simp, and avid member of the S*l M*nella hate club. always around to talk, just ping me!!!!
xXperegrinefalconXx
peregrine. 29. he/him. sword and bird enthusiast.
general-1
15 November 2028
himbo (jay)
not to be controversial but who the FUCK is peregrine
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
OH THANK CHRIST i thought it was just me
✬ amy ✬
damn we really do be out here not knowing who peregrine is…
server goblin (cal)
oops! all confused
xXperegrinefalconXx
hello
✬ amy ✬
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
hey what’s up?? also hi for the first time i think??????
My
Peregrine doesn’t talk much, don’t worry. I only know about him because of a very impassioned argument about the redesigns at 4am
xXperegrinefalconXx
you’re still wrong.
My
And I can still kick you!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
looks like we’re getting off to a great start
techie
ohhhh mod infighting what’s the drama
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
you’re also a mod
techie
yeah
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
cool
sonic the hedgehog
Wow, new mods?
sonic the hedgehog
I’ve never seen this bird guy before.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
absolutely LOVE sonic coming in here and acting like he has a single solitary clue what’s going on
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
10/10 for effort
sonic the hedgehog
I know what mods are! You told me they’re like mafia enforcers or something. To be honest, I’ve met enough of those to last a lifetime.
✬ amy ✬
you fucking WHAT
xXperegrinefalconXx
i would assume he’s implying that he’s met a multitude of mafia enforcers
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
i think that message is seared into my retinas
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
also i think sonic might be an eldritch deity
My
Why
My
I want to make it clear that that is a rhetorical question on the current state of affairs on this server
sonic the hedgehog
Hey, I’ve done a lot of stuff in my life.
sonic the hedgehog
Live love laugh, you know?
My’s favourite son
Please please please please please say that’s ironic please I’m begging you
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
haha, you know. live, love, laugh, possibly get killed by the mafia <3
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
wish i could say that i couldn’t relate
My’s favourite son
I can see why My needed more mods now…
server goblin (cal)
okay peregrine sir i need you to clear something up: what is your favourite kind of sword
himbo (jay)
also, what’s your favourite kind of bird
himbo (jay)
might as well know both. life is short, right??
My
Yes, in the immortal words of Sonic, ‘Live love laugh’.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
hate this hate this stop it this is serious
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i cannot be certain that he doesn’t have a ‘Live, love laugh’ sign somewhere in his apartment
My
If he does, please burn it <3
xXperegrinefalconXx
katana, peregrine falcon
server goblin (cal)
HEY BUT WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER THOUGH
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
let him kin sasuke in peace cal
xXperegrinefalconXx
HEY, Naruto is a good show
My
PLEASE LEAVE NARUTO DISCOURSE ELSEWHERE I AM DEAD SERIOUS
himbo (jay)
QWIDUCNQOIUDCNOQH
xXperegrinefalconXx
Naruto is a very good show, don’t bash it
sonic the hedgehog
Pink has showed me some Naruto, and it isn’t that good…
xXperegrinefalconXx
die.
My
I don’t know why I even bother.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i’m blacklisting Naruto
My’s favourite son
Well, this has been a learning experience
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
did u make notes??
My’s favourite son
Yes
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
WAIT REALLY???
My’s favourite son
Was I not supposed to??????
himbo (jay)
Este, this is why we love you
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
at least someone here knows what the fuck is going on
xXperegrinefalconXx
yes, i was always worried about you and My’s collective competence
server goblin (cal)
LMAOOOO
My
Bold words, coming from someone who can’t even remember the significance of the colour of the Evil Magistrate’s belt in S3 E14 of the reboot series
xXperegrinefalconXx
THAT’S BECAUSE IT ISN’T SIGNIFICANT
My
YES IT IS, YOU COMPLETE PISSANT
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
hate to say it but i’m with My on this one
sonic the hedgehog
Haha, you guys are so nerdy.
My
That’s it Sonic I am 10 seconds from kickbanning you
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
oh man oh jeez sonic NO-
himbo (jay)
i guess that’s it for sonic huh.
xXperegrinefalconXx
he shouldn’t have insulted Naruto
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
oh my GOD
sonic the hedgehog
You wouldn’t dare ‘kickban’ me.
My
STOP CALLING MY BLUFF
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
things are popping off in this Wendy’s tonight
My’s favourite son
Oh dear,
general-2
18 November 2028
My
I’m posting this in here so Sonic doesn’t see and call us nerds, but, a reminder: there’s a Steel Samurai press release at this year’s Gatewater Gala!! Spare tickets are going on sale in one hour, if you have money and are free, be sure to get ready to grab them
fennel
money???????????? who is that
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
really loving that we have to flee general-1 in our OWN SERVER bc my brother might be there and call us nerd. very epic of him
My’s favourite son
I think I have work that evening :(
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
i mean,,, i live in Texas
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
actually not sure if este’s thing is better or worse bc he’s so tantalisingly close to being able to go,, but can’t
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i am going to be live-messaging it, so do not worry
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
you’ll get the downlow in real time
himbo (jay)
oh, to attend the gatewater gala steel samurai announcement/panel
My
Oh.
private message to pink_princess_official
18 November 2028
steel_samurai_me
Pink, can I ask you for some advice?
pink_princess_official
sure bud
steel_samurai_me
Well, he asked me if I want to go to the Steel Samurai press release at the Gatewater Gala with him?
steel_samurai_me
That man.
pink_princess_official
ur crush????
steel_samurai_me
Yes but please don’t say it like that,
pink_princess_official
i should be paid more for this
steel_samurai_me
You want to be paid for friendship???
steel_samurai_me
Damn, very transactional of you..
pink_princess_official
I Will Hunt You For Sport
steel_samurai_me
Anyway?? I always patiently listen to you complain about mystery woman.
pink_princess_official
‘patiently listen to you complain’ is a weird way of spelling ‘constantly bully’
steel_samurai_me
‘constantly bully’ is a really funny way of spelling ‘Wow, My, you’re such a great friend! Of course I’ll help you with your gay issues’
pink_princess_official
i was gonna be mad but now i’m cackling about ‘gay issues’
steel_samurai_me
They are ISSUES, and they are GAY. It’s entirely factual.
pink_princess_official
you’re literally the worst person i know
steel_samurai_me
Yes <3
pink_princess_official
UGHH
pink_princess_official
anyways,
steel_samurai_me
Yeah, how do I say to the guy I’m in love with ‘Oh, sorry, I’d take you up on your offer if I hadn’t bought tickets to the gala as soon as they were available’ without letting him know I’m a Steel Samurai fan?
steel_samurai_me
Please, this is imperative.
pink_princess_official
from what you’ve told me, i think that ship has already sailed????
steel_samurai_me
Let me live in denial, Pink. Please.
pink_princess_official
k
pink_princess_official
uhhhhh honestly my thoughts???? just accept his offer and give ur ticket to someone else
pink_princess_official
how’d he get tickets if he doesn’t like SS btw????
steel_samurai_me
He’s worked with the studio before??
pink_princess_official
so, he works in theatre
pink_princess_official
DAMN BRO IS HE AN ACTOR
steel_samurai_me
Let’s go with that.
steel_samurai_me
Okay, are you sure? Who should I give the ticket to? I only have one, so more casual fans probably wouldn’t want it…
pink_princess_official
i would say give it to me, but i already have tickets lmao
pink_princess_official
surely u know someone who’d like it irl
pink_princess_official
just hand it over n be like ‘yeah i don’t like this show <3’
steel_samurai_me
I don’t think I’ll be able to convincingly lie like that, but I’ll give it a shot.
pink_princess_official
nice!!!
steel_samurai_me
Thank you for your service.
pink_princess_official
that’ll be $22.99
steel_samurai_me
I dislike you immensely.
pink_princess_official
sure u do, bro
magisteel
24 November 2028
My
I am going to EXPIRE, has anyone seen the latest season?
My
It just dropped on Netflix guys please be awake
My
This is the ONE TIME I will tolerate the kids being awake
server goblin (cal)
oh thank christ
bumblebee
hey My!! just made my 4am instant ramen and i’m feeling great
bumblebee
thank fucking god it’s a weekend though LMAOOO
My
So… our prediction that Riter would just go 300% on the queer coding was correct. I am in shock this season was so much gayer than I ever thought possible.
server goblin (cal)
YEAH HOLY SHIT??? i fr couldn’t breathe when the evil magistrate came back after the steel samurai was fighting to protect the sunshine seer like WHAT was that interaction HELLLO???? GAY??????????
bumblebee
wait cal have u finished the season????
server goblin (cal)
just watched ep 9 and came to shout about it
bumblebee
YOOOOOO THERE’S MORE
My
Cal there is SO MUCH more I genuinely couldn’t believe it.
server goblin (cal)
oh man oh jeez oh bo-
bumblebee
very cool of my instant ramen to still be scalding hot like 10 mins after i put the water in i love feeling like i’m drinking magma
My
Oh my God, Bee, please wait for it to cool down.
bumblebee
that might actually be a good idea
server goblin (cal)
I might go finish the season?? then sleep then thoughts in the morning
My
Great, I hope you enjoy!! Also please please please pay attention to the colours in the fights in episodes 11 and 12 because I am Going to be talking about them for a while.
bumblebee
omg enjoy cal!!!!
My
Bee…………… how are you feeling about episode 11
bumblebee
i’m sure as fuck feeling something
bumblebee
all of the environments were BREATHTAKING and then the FIGHT?????? HELLO SIR. like. idefk the way we get the STEEL SAMURAI AND MAGISTRATE TEAMUP AGAIN AFTER SO LONG, AND the GHOSTLY ENEMIES??? THE COLOURS THEY USED FOR EVERY DISTINCT SPIRIT???? HOW DO THE PRODUCTION VALUES GO UP EVERY SEASON WTF
My
Yes, exactly!! I really liked how the spirit colours actually match super subtly to the Spirit King’s colour scheme? Also, how when the Sunshine Seer is healed and takes over from them in episode 12, her colours start leeching into the environments and the spirits????? This season was so good on about 16 different levels.
My
Their introduction of the Sunshine Seer was pitch perfect as well, I love my happy daughter. She deserves to be okay.
bumblebee
YO AND THE IRON INFANT CONTENT,, we got so much food this season. everyone say thank u ms riter.
My
I could literally go on about this all night but I am VERY aware that you’re a child and need your sleep.
bumblebee
My i’m. i’m almost 18 i’m almost a legal adult
My
But until then, you are not. Please get some rest.
bumblebee
tbf i like JUST finished my instant noodle and i am feeling somewhat euphoric after this season. i think i shall take your advice.
My
Alright, goodnight Bee!! Sleep well
bumblebee
VERY excited to see everyone who didn’t stay up tonight watch s5 in real time
My
Oh, that’s going to be amazing.
bumblebee
cya tomorrow!! (today??? fuck)
My
See you!!
general-1
25 November 2028
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
still recovering from the sheer volume of homosexuality this season…
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
YEAH IT WAS INCREDIBLE
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
and the gala is in 2 days??? and this means me and My are gonna canonically be in the same room??? wtf????
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
no that’s gotta be fake there’s no way
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
we’ve agreed to pointedly Not look for one another. some things are too powerful to be contained within this universe, and one of them is me and My physically meeting
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
fairs
server goblin (cal)
would that cause a black hole to form??
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
wait a sec
server goblin (cal)
?????????
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
my scientist friend says yes
server goblin (cal)
OH FUCK
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
imagine me and My unknowingly make eye contact at the gala and then we immediately start clipping through the map
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
and sonic’s just sitting there like ‘you’ve got to be fucking joking’
himbo (jay)
i’m SO excited for the live messages
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
My are you hyped too??
server goblin (cal)
hhicni3ucno don’t SUMMON HIM
My
I would love to talk, but Luigi is currently obliterating me at poker.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
sorry just say that one more time??????
My
You can reread my previous message, Ra. It’s not difficult.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
HEY BUT JUST PLAY IT BACK ONE MORE TIME
My
I found my old DS, I’m playing Mario Bros, and Luigi is much better at poker than I am.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
fuckin RIP
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
is this your version of purgatory
My
Don’t you DARE deal me another fireflower
server goblin (cal)
oh man
himbo (jay)
idk why but now I’m thinking abt Zelda???
himbo (jay)
brb i gotta listen to midna’s lament
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
okay real talk i wasn’t originally a Zelda fan?? but me and my roommate bought a switch and started playing botw and it’s. SO pretty.
himbo (jay)
TEA
server goblin (cal)
the old games are p fun though but just. WHO is the timeline. hello ladies it’s time for PIRATES. timeline???? no
himbo (jay)
i guess we’re yelling about video games now sooooooo
himbo (jay)
listen. Hideo Kojima is off the RAILS i love this man
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
OH MAN…….. metal gear solid is wild
himbo (jay)
my fave streamer was playing the phantom pain??? and she had Quiet as her companion and the whole comments section was just ‘WHERE ARE HER CLOTHES’ and Pearlescent99 is just like ‘She breathes through her skin come on guys get with it’
himbo (jay)
‘it’s because of the voice parasites’ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
oh MAN oh jeez oh Man
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
also yeah… but. death stranding. Kojima studios said ‘fuck it, highest res monster energy ever seen on any gaming console’
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
HHHIUNCOIQWUYCIOUWQEMYIOCUEQW
My
I give up, I’m going to play chess against random people.
My
It’s much more satisfying than watching Luigi’s smug bastard face staring me directly in the eyes as he robs me of all of my coins.
server goblin (cal)
hhiuqnoweium how’d it go???
My
Guess.
sonic the hedgehog
I liked Animal Crossing.
sonic the hedgehog
My daughter has the newer games, and they’re so much nicer… In my day, Resetti harassed you for thirty long minutes if your DS ran out of battery. Sometimes longer!
My
I think the majority of the time I spent playing the original Animal Crossing was just trying to get rid of weeds.
sonic the hedgehog
Or selling the six fruits that grew in your town every five days.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
or being insulted by the villagers
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
this feels like when you talk to your grandad and he tells you about when ‘you could buy seven bags of sweets for two nickels!’ and you’re like ‘:) thank you sir that’s cool’
My
LISTEN. The original Animal Crossing was emotionally traumatic to play, and we enjoyed it.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i simply think that the game is easier these days
himbo (jay)
the shameless bimboification of animal crossing…………….
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
SHUT
server goblin (cal)
jaded old people trying to tell me that Animal Crossing shouldn’t be fun to play………. damn age really gets to people huh
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
FUCK YOU I AM NOT OLD
My
Please don’t call us old…
sonic the hedgehog
I’m quite literally a father, so I’m not sure I can argue against this.
sonic the hedgehog
Every single one of my co-workers, past and present, occasionally calls me ‘Gramps’.
sonic the hedgehog
Just to put me in my place.
himbo (jay)
oh MAN rip sonic,
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
it’s what he deserves <3
My
Be nice, Ra.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
didn’t you threaten to eat his furniture???
My
I threatened to rearrange his furniture, and quite honestly I am hurt that you think that I would threaten something so illogical
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
and you always lecture ME on what is and isn’t legal………
server goblin (cal)
i really think we did not talk about the word ‘bimboification’ for long enough
My
Really? I think that mentioning it at all is discussing it for too long.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
and THAT is a mater of opinion
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
A MATER OF OPINION??????
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
yes a mater of opinion i said what i said and i refuse to take it back
sonic the hedgehog
You won’t admit to your mistakes?
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i do not make mistakes <3
sonic the hedgehog
Oh, of course.
himbo (jay)
why is your sibling energy so aggressively strong.,
sonic the hedgehog
It’s because Pink adopted herself into m
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
w
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
what
My
Tragic.
himbo (jay)
the government couldn’t allow him to finish that message-
sonic the hedgehog
daddy burned the pizzas (￣ ￣|||)
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
SONIC’S DAUGHTER?!?!?!??!?
sonic the hedgehog
hello!! (´,,•ω•,,)♡
himbo (jay)
how do you mess up at pizza……
sonic the hedgehog
he forgot to put the timer on…
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
OMG T HOW ARE YOU????
My
Hello, T (??)
sonic the hedgehog
hmmm… if daddy is sonic, can i be robotnik??
sonic the hedgehog
OOOOH, WAIT!!
sonic the hedgehog
i’m WAVE
himbo (jay)
whu
sonic the hedgehog
or should i be amy……..
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
okay i’m changing his nickname
‘LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess’ changed ‘sonic the hedgehog’s nickname to ‘sonic and friends’
sonic and friends
yaaay!! („ಡωಡ„)
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
do we call you ‘and friends’????
sonic and friends
just call me T!!!! (ﾉ>ω<)ﾉ :｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆
My
How are you?
sonic and friends
i’m fine!!!! the real question is how are YOU!!!
My
No, I asked how you were
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
repressed bitch faceoff,,
sonic and friends
well, my week’s been fine. i just got off the phone to auntie Pink!!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
oh ya lmao we were talking abt sonic’s boyfriend
My
Do tell…
Tails the Fox
i am grabbing popcorn…
sonic and friends
they’re not dating yet!!! they both keep dancing around it (⇀‸↼‶)
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
they WILL be dating soon if i have anything to say about it
My
Okay, I actually have sympathy for Sonic’s situation now, be nice to him.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
absolutely not!! and i will not be nice to you either :)
My
That’s fair. Rude, but fair.
sonic and friends
daddy’s extinguished the pizza… bye everyone!!!! (´• ω •\`)ﾉ
himbo (jay)
i miss her already
sonic and friends
There was a food emergency.
My
So, tell us about your mystery man.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
YEAH SONIC. what’s the SCOOP
sonic and friends
What did she write…
sonic and friends
Oh. That’s not too bad.
Tails the Fox
My be like ‘don’t be mean to sonic *is immediately mean to sonic*’
sonic and friends
We’re friends, and I’m in love with him, but he’s straight. The end.
My
Oof…
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i swear on the steel samurai’s holy himbo name, he is NOT STRAIGHT
Tails the Fox
those are two VERY differing opinions huh
sonic and friends
He’s straight, I’m not going to say anything, end of discussion. Drop it, Pink.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
alright, whatever.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
but seriously i have a serious serious question that you need to answer for me right now
sonic and friends
What.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
did you set the pizza on fire??
sonic and friends
No, because I am an adult man with a child. There are definitely not burn marks on the wall next to the counter. No, that is definitely not true.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
BRO……….
general-1
27 November 2028
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
you fuckers ready for this?? bc i am Just sitting in this hotel ballroom
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
actually fuck it. new channel.
gatewater-gala-2028
27 November 2028
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
WELCOME
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
we are in this ballroom
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
ten minutes before the whole thing starts
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
idk why they call it a gala when there’s no like, dancing
xXperegrinefalconXx
it’s a holdover from when they held actual galas biannually.
xXperegrinefalconXx
now one of them is just a press conference
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
wow. facts.
My’s favourite son
Opening this on my laptop next to my work is probably a bad idea, but that’s okay. I need to know what happens!!!!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
fair fair
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
lmao i can see sonic across the room
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i waved
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
…
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
he waved back!!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
my cousin would like me to add that it was a Very unenthusiastic wave but hey!! it was a wave nonetheless
server goblin (cal)
okay okay okay okay okay what’s up how’s it going when’s the thing
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
six minutes,,,,
himbo (jay)
gimme gimme gimme (gay rep in my favourite show)
xXperegrinefalconXx
i bet the panel’ll start late.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
SOMEONE WALKED ONSTAGE
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
okay they’re just moving a chair false alarm
himbo (jay)
riveting content so far
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i do not control the content
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i am simply the messenger
My’s favourite son
What do you think they’ll announce?
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
fuck if i know
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
okay, 2 mins left. i am about to vibrate out of my chair
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
one minute
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
THERE ARE PEOPLE ONSTAGE BUT THEY ARE JUST SITTING THERE. THEY ARE NOT TALKING. PLEASE MY DUDES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
himbo (jay)
Pink loses her mind, 2028 (colourised)
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
THEY’RE TALKING LADS HERE GOES.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
okay no SS content so far
server goblin (cal)
HHIUCNQWEIUY big rip
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i was so caught in the euphoria of them talking that for a second i forgot other franchises exist,
My’s favourite son
Looks like now is a good time to ACTUALLY get some work done……
gabs
vibe time vibe time
gabs
what’s the SCOOP
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
something something jammin ninja?? i do not know and do not care
server goblin (cal)
gggrrrrr bark bark bark bark bark
gabs
god…..
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
we really do be acting this content starved like,, a sexy three days after season 5’s release
himbo (jay)
i am simply Hungy
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
wait what are they saying abt jammin ninja???
server goblin (cal)
NO
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
Ra i simply refuse to speak of that show
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
p
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
plumed punisher
My
DON’T.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
HHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOD
gabs
sixth sense,
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
okay
server goblin (cal)
hmmmmmmmmmm
himbo (jay)
god i wish other shows didn’t exist
server goblin (cal)
hard same
gabs
jammin ninja isn’t TOO bad, but. igu
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
OH???
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
wait nvm
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
riveting content
My’s favourite son
Ping me when something happens, please
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
will do
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
very cool and epic of them to not tell us when things happen
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
a schedule?? no, CLEARLY that is TOO MUCH for them
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
Very upsetting that they refuse to give us content
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
F in chat for us here in the hall pls
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
F
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
f
gabs
F
server goblin (cal)
F
himbo (jay)
f
xXperegrinefalconXx
F.
My’s favourite son
F
My’s favourite son
What does this mean…..
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
look up ‘press f to pay respects’
My’s favourite son
Oh!
My’s favourite son
That’s a completely ridiculous piece of game design
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
Alas, it be like that on occasion
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
next panel
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
PLEASE be steel samurai related
server goblin (cal)
oh?
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UGH OF COURSE
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plumed punisher dub!!!! bc apparently that’s what we ALL wanted to hear about
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well, only this panel left until food time
gabs
rip
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i bet My is absolutely fuming right now,,
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oh, there’s gna be a crossover ep w/ jamming ninja, nice
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might check that out
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they opened up to the floor for questions so we’re gonna be here for AT LEAST another 10 minutes
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‘last question’ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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YES. survived.
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summary of first half: fine, nothing groundbreaking, no steel samurai content yet; AT LEAST that means that they’re gonna end w/ it maybe?? talk abt going out with a bang,
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
there’s DEFO a panel, they advertised it SO hard
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
okay i’m gonna go grab snacks now cya in like a half hour <3
My’s favourite son
I am suddenly glad I didn’t have to sit through that
himbo (jay)
hyped for when we get like,, content
server goblin (cal)
did you mean: three days ago
himbo (jay)
SHUT
private message to pink_princess_official
27 November 2028
steel_samurai_me
A few things.
steel_samurai_me
Number one: those panels were PAINFUL, I just did not care… 0/10
pink_princess_official
oh what up!! have u had any of these weird shrimp things yet
steel_samurai_me
If they are in the buffet hall, no. That is due to the third thing I need to talk about. I’ll get there in a moment.
pink_princess_official
aight bro go crazy go stupid
steel_samurai_me
The second thing is that the Plumed Punisher increases my blood pressure to an unhealthy level. That show is a SHAMELESS ripoff.
pink_princess_official
glad we got that out the way
steel_samurai_me
The third thing, and the reason that I am currently pacing an unknown corridor in the Gatewater Hotel, is that he kept telling me things?
pink_princess_official
i-
pink_princess_official
okay ur gonna have to expand on that bud
steel_samurai_me
You know. Him.
pink_princess_official
your crush??
steel_samurai_me
It just sounds so CHILDISH though.
pink_princess_official
the guy ur in love with??
steel_samurai_me
Let’s stick with crush.
pink_princess_official
LMAOOOO
pink_princess_official
what was he saying??? good or bad?????
pink_princess_official
was he like ‘oh, My, i’ve been in love with you for 29 years, let’s run away together and start a new life in the wilderness and kiss in the moonlight’??
steel_samurai_me
Please take this seriously…
steel_samurai_me
Anyway, he kept telling me things he knew about the Steel Samurai franchise? Except, it wasn’t really obvious stuff; it was about things like the switch from live action to animation, and how there were some sound design features that were clear hangovers from the original format of the show.
pink_princess_official
hey, i’m taking this SUPER seriously!!!!
pink_princess_official
yo wait wtf
pink_princess_official
HOW
steel_samurai_me
I DON’T KNOW, PINK!!! I DO NOT KNOW!!!!
pink_princess_official
my guy did his RESEARCH
steel_samurai_me
He just kept telling me things like that, and I’m pretty sure it’s bad to fall for someone even more because of niche knowledge from a television show, but oh my GOD.
steel_samurai_me
I love him so much, and I have no idea how to deal with it. Help.
pink_princess_official
while my powers are impressive and epic, i just don’t know how to help with this bud
pink_princess_official
i’m a well known lesbian, but i DEFINITELY would’ve stolen him for a new best friend after hearing that
steel_samurai_me
BRILLIANT
steel_samurai_me
Also, he kept whispering the facts in my ear, VERY close to my face. I feel like I’m On Fire
pink_princess_official
i feel like all i can do is offer condolences.
pink_princess_official
you’ve been like,, GONE on this guy for at least three quarters of the time i’ve known you. there’s no hope for you.
steel_samurai_me
Thank you for the sympathy.
pink_princess_official
ur welcome lmao
pink_princess_official
okay i do have one (1) other thing to say
pink_princess_official
and i KNOW you’ve banned me from saying stuff like this
steel_samurai_me
God, please don’t
pink_princess_official
but. i think he might, at the very least, like you back?? like, let’s go through the evidence
steel_samurai_me
Oh, evidence. Yay.
pink_princess_official
and even ONLY the stuff from tonight:
pink_princess_official
he learned a bunch of stuff about something you’ve told me multiple times in the past he COULD NOT give less of a fuck about
pink_princess_official
and that something is something he KNOWS that you really like
steel_samurai_me
,,
pink_princess_official
AND he was telling u this stuff in THE MOST FLIRTATIOUS WAY POSSIBLE. like, whispering in your ear?? START PLANNING YOUR WEDDING
steel_samurai_me
If your life policy is to marry anyone who whispers in your ear, I’m surprised that you haven’t left a string of divorces in your wake.
pink_princess_official
DON’T get smarmy with me My.
steel_samurai_me
What do you want me to say?? ‘Oh, yes Pink, I’ll get my hopes up only to inevitably have them shredded when he doesn’t reciprocate my feelings’? I’m only being logical.
pink_princess_official
i know, My. just,, think about it, alright?? it could turn out well
steel_samurai_me
Fine.
pink_princess_official
do you want to complain about plumed punisher now???
steel_samurai_me
GOD, yes.
gatewater-gala-2028
27 November 2028
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
picture this: it is the end of the fancy snack break. i have averted a crisis. i am full of shrimp. i walk to my seat with a new spring in my step. time for STEEL SAMURAI
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
ANYWAYS YEAH BACK AT IT GANG
himbo (jay)
more Other things!! yaaaay!!!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
AND WE’RE STARTING OFF WITH:
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MOTHERFUCKER
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
monster herder
xXperegrinefalconXx
of course.
himbo (jay)
W H Y
gabs
could be worse!! could be like that one year when we thought we were going to get a new SS announcement only to be shown a trailer that’d already leaked!!!!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
2023 sure was a year……….
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
anyways yeah more of this shit
gabs
how are you, Pink??
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
ngl, i’ve been better
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
those shrimp things they’re serving were tasty though
gabs
fairs
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
god, monster herder fans do be going wild though
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three right behind me keep actually yelling every time something even vaguely new is announced like SHUT UP. SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO BE ANNOYED
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
q/a……….
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
NEXT PANEL. i’m pretty sure,
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
YES YES YES YE SYE YS YEY YSY EYYS YE
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
My’s favourite son you wanted to be pinged when THINGS HAPPENED
My’s favourite son
Hello??
My’s favourite son
OH!!!
server goblin (cal)
time to GO
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
okay ms riter is onstage
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
mr powers is there too….
himbo (jay)
OH GOD, IT’S HAPPENING. SOUND THE ALARMS
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
oh HELLO
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i think ms nichols??
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OH AND MR RIVIRE
gabs
OH HECK YEAH VAs FOR THE WIN
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okay solid lineup
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(there’s also some other people i don’t recognise,,, My’ll prob give a play by play afterwards so don’t worry abt missing out lol)
himbo (jay)
lets all thank our lord and saviour, My Steelsamurai
server goblin (cal)
no don’t thank him he’s dumb
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
ya exactly cal
My’s favourite son
Be NICE TO DAD
server goblin (cal)
NEVER
xXperegrinefalconXx
as a mod, i’m going to enforce a ‘never be nice to My’ rule
My’s favourite son
Hey, you can’t do that!! I’m a mod too!!!!
xXperegrinefalconXx
perhaps.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
OKAY they’re talkin
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
GOD i just spared a look at sonic he looks SO BORED
server goblin (cal)
sonic said ‘goes to something he literally does not care about’
My’s favourite son
I would trade places with him in a heartbeat
My’s favourite son
Please come and fill out these documents Mr. Sonic I promise you’ll like it………
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
actually he looks bored and then he looks at his plus one and engages heart eyes and then goes back to looking bored. king of changing expressions at the drop of a hat
gabs
gay people, bottom text
server goblin (cal)
wait is sonic’s plus one that guy he mentioned????? oh my god the mystery GROWS
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
What guy?? Did I miss the tea?????
himbo (jay)
HHAHAHAHAH RIP IN PISS
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
SORRY ANYWAY BACK TO THE CONTENT
My’s favourite son
Don’t worry it was an interesting aside!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
Este i would die for you
My’s favourite son
:,)
himbo (jay)
btw disaster lesbian crystal ronin the lowdown is that we have yet another disaster gay. things are going well
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
I KNEW I should stan Sonic
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
ms riter is talking……
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
OH HOLY SHIT S6 DROPS ON JAN 23??? THAT’S SO SOON OH MY GOD
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
YES
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
YOOOOOOOOOOO
himbo (jay)
NO FUCKING WAY OH MY GOD I WHAT EWIUYOIUQYWOIM
xXperegrinefalconXx
good.
My’s favourite son
OH MY GOODNESS………
server goblin (cal)
looks like school isn’t happening only steel samurai season 6 <3
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
FUCK HOLY SHIT
gabs
i look away from my laptop for ONE SECOND AND SEASON 6????? WHAT
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
currently in the process of losing it
My’s favourite son
I’m so excited,
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
THEY’RE GONNA SHOW A TRAILER
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i WANT IT. ra steals the trailer 2k28,,
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
‘you might recognise some familiar faces’ DAMN RIGHT I WILL
server goblin (cal)
OH MY GOD they’re gonna release it after RIGHT
My’s favourite son
I would love to see the trailer…….
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
okay okay okay trailer
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
something about journeying somewhere,
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
WHERE THOUGH
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
OH MY GOD THEY’RE PUTTING THE SACRED MOUNTAIN ARC IN THE REBOOT????
gabs
HOLY SHIT I’M
himbo (jay)
don’t know what that is but i am EXCITED nonetheless
server goblin (cal)
^^^^^^^
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
mountains sound RAD lets go
gabs
I AM SCREAMING THIS IS SO GOOD
My’s favourite son
Oh I think I’ve heard of that!! If it’s the one I’m thinking of, I am EVEN MORE excited
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
ON GOD I AM LOSING IT
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
oh my god the fucking defiANT SOHEI MADE IT IN?????
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
WAIT ISN’T THAT THAT DRAGON BITCH???? GOOD FOR HIM,,
server goblin (cal)
WAIT I SAW SOME FANART FOR HIM HE LOOKS SO COOL
gabs
ms riter really just said ‘what if we put gabs’ fave character in. as a treat’ thank you so much ma’am,
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
OH MY GOD THEY’RE ACTUALLY DOING THIS OKAY
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
what ABOUT THE CRYSTAL RONIN PLEASE FREE HER FROM THE BASEMENT GLOBAL STUDIOS PLEASE
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
HOLY SHIT
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
okay the tldr on that trailer is: SACRED MOUNTAIN ARC. START HHYPING FOR S6
server goblin (cal)
already done pink,,
My’s favourite son
Same……….
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
oops!! all character development for the burning ashigaru
himbo (jay)
BURNING ASHIGARU SIMPS ACROSS THE COUNTRY SAY THAKN YOU WINONA RITER
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
hype for that lads
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
okay more talking
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
HHIUNCOIQUY apparently mr powers doesn’t like manella
server goblin (cal)
good <3
xXperegrinefalconXx
excellent.
My’s favourite son
Well, Mr Manella was a horrible man, of course he wouldn’t like him!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
‘am i allowed to say that’ GO OFF KING
gabs
TELL ‘EM POWERS
himbo (jay)
sal manella hate server returns………
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
seriously, FUCK that guy
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
sometimes, self care is listening to how the sound design team almost burned down a recording booth
server goblin (cal)
th
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
oh, sweet!!
server goblin (cal)
they WHAT
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
GOD mr rivire you are a national treasure
server goblin (cal)
PINK YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND THEN NOT EXPLAIN
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
‘the pink princess returns in this season’ god i fucking love the sacred mountain arc
gabs
oh my god i FORGOT how did i forget
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
but…………. her gf the crystal ronin………… PLEASE…………………
gabs
she’s back,.,.,,.,..,.,,
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
my PRINCESS is COMING BACK
himbo (jay)
PINK!!!! PRINCESS!!!!!! PINK PRINCESS AAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
gabs
euphoria doesn’t even begin to cover what i’m feeling right now
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
sometimes you just gotta stomp your feet
My’s favourite son
I have never related to anything more…,.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
QUEASTION TIMES
xXperegrinefalconXx
ask about the scene design, i need to prove My wrong about something.
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
ASK ABT CRYSTAL RONIN
server goblin (cal)
wait no ask abt the character designs pretty please,
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
ask mr rivire if he ever gets tired of carrying the entire show on his back
himbo (jay)
ASK ABOUT THE SUNSHINE SEER PLS LET HER BE IN THIS SEASON
My’s favourite son
Could you ask about the soundtrack?? I’d love to know about the different character motifs!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
no LET ME thimk of question
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
HOLY SHIT
gabs
WHA
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
he just asked whether the QUEER CODING IS INTENTIONAL HELLO??????? NATIONAL HERO??????????????????????????? I CANNOT BELIEVE
himbo (jay)
WHO ASKED THIS HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
KING
server goblin (cal)
whomstdve,
gabs
GIVE HIM A PLATONIC SMOOCH FROM ME.,
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
riter just. she. she leaned into the mic and said ‘yes’ GOODBYE WORLD
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
THANK FUCKING GOD
himbo (jay)
NO
My’s favourite son
I’M SO GLAD SHE’S THE NEW HEAD WRITER
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
GET THE PINK PRINCESS A GF 2028 LIVES
server goblin (cal)
signed as FUCK ohmy god
server goblin (cal)
riter really said ‘i’m giving the gays everything they want’
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
fuck holy god that was worth it
gabs
i’m just lying on the floor now, is this real life or just a fantasy
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
MOOD tho
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
losing my shit
himbo (jay)
hard same!!! i wasn’t even there and i feel like i died and was resurrected!!!
server goblin (cal)
like jesus??
himbo (jay)
no like the evil magistrate in s2e11
gabs
GOD
server goblin (cal)
EIURYENOIWUR
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
DON’T,,
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
okay i have to go talk to sonic (and friends) but on god i WILL be on later to shout
My’s favourite son
Thank you :,)))))
server goblin (cal)
god thank you pink you’re the best mod,,
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
Ah, omg, thank you <3
xXperegrinefalconXx
good livemessaging.
gabs
cya pink!!!!!
himbo (jay)
aoiwuevyinowauvn thank you so much pink!!!!! have a good evening!!!!!!!!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
wait do you have any more jammin ninja news????
gabs
STOP
general-1
2 December 2028
✬ amy ✬
you understand that there is nothing that prevents me from materialising in your house and beating you to death with a paper plate
server goblin (cal)
okay 1) that’d take a long time, and 2) why do you hate the beel samurai with such passion??
My’s favourite son
Also, the law is stopping you? Does anyone remember laws???
server goblin (cal)
lol who?
✬ amy ✬
I HAVE THE BEE AU CHANNEL MUTED FOR A REASON, CAL
✬ amy ✬
also i love that este skipped over the whole ‘materialising in someone’s house’ and went straight to ‘IT’S ILLEGAL?????’
✬ amy ✬
laws of physics??? no. i only know the laws of MURDER
My’s favourite son
I am fairly certain that the U.S. state laws surrounding homicide are not commonly referred to as ‘the laws of murder’, but otherwise accurate
server goblin (cal)
wouldn’t the laws of murder be the rules you have to follow to successfully commit a murder????
✬ amy ✬
please do not criticise my inability to find the correct words, i am TRYING
bumblebee
i think that the laws of murder are kinda like the laws of robotics: fictional
✬ amy ✬
bee coming in STRONG with the smoking hot takes
server goblin (cal)
do you think that assassins have laws????
My’s favourite son
They. They break the law as their JOB. An assassin’s JOB is to break the law
✬ amy ✬
nah cal’s talking about assassin laws
bumblebee
yeah, laws for assassins
My’s favourite son
Please…………
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
assassin laws: kill people. the end
✬ amy ✬
not very imaginative of u tbh
server goblin (cal)
‘kill people, eat taco’ – assassin laws
server goblin (cal)
idk i never read the manga
My’s favourite son
This conversation clashes HORRIBLY with my classical music playlist, please stop
bumblebee
ah shit sorry este,
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
this is the only reason i will ever stop talking about assassin laws
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
what is UP party people!!!!! how is everyone!!!!!!!!
server goblin (cal)
yo Pink!! ggood i think?? we’re having assassin problems
✬ amy ✬
in a non murdery way
My’s favourite son
I would argue that it was in a VERY murdery way
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
so, the usual??
sonic and friends
Hey Pink, what’s up?
sonic and friends
Oh, I forgot about my new name, haha.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
we’re literally on the phone rn sonic u don’t gotta type
✬ amy ✬
HEY, i wanna talk to sonic too >:(
sonic and friends
Hi Amy!!
server goblin (cal)
o shit we are in BUSINESS
sonic and friends
Hey Pink, why is everyone else colourful??
bumblebee
sonic u don’t even have a pfp, a colour role is the LEAST of your problems
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
ah shit sorry, i’ll give you one quickly
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i’m assuming you want to be blue???
sonic and friends
Of course.
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
poggers in general
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
done!!
sonic and friends
Thanks.
sonic and friends
Oh, cool! I’m blue now.
✬ amy ✬
da buh dee da buh die
bumblebee
blue bros!!!!!!
My’s favourite son
On a less chaotic note, how’s everyone’s day been?
server goblin (cal)
p good!! not much homework so that was lit
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
My’s favourite son techie xXperegrinefalconXx gabs WHO FUCKING GAVE SONIC THE NSFW ROLE
My’s favourite son
Pink……. I’m right here, you don’t have to @ me,,
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
sorry Este
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
but DID YOU-
My’s favourite son
No?? Why would I????
bumblebee
tea,……
techie
there’d better be a damn good explanation for this
✬ amy ✬
something something nsfw??? i do not know and do not care to
techie
oh lol.. unless i blacked out that defo wasn’t me
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
what’s with this fucking mod rollcall
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i. i have a suspicion. bear with me
xXperegrinefalconXx
not me.
techie
i think gabs is at work but i doubt they would have
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i am SO FULL OF RAGE
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
My EXPLAIN YOURSELF
✬ amy ✬
well, that was anticlimactic
My’s favourite son
Maybe he’s doing something else??
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
I DON’T GIVE A SOLITARY SHIT WHAT HE’S DOING
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
BASTARD HAS IT COMING
bumblebee
why is. why is this so bad i don’t get it
sonic and friends
What does NSFW mean?
xXperegrinefalconXx
no.
✬ amy ✬
HHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA
server goblin (cal)
UH OH SONIC!!!!
My’s favourite son
Are you serious right now.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i’m disowning you!!!!
sonic and friends
I’m kidding, I do actually know this one. Interesting that Pink is so upset about me having access to that particular channel, though…
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
SHUT UP I’LL KILL YOU
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
My YOU MOTHERFUCKER
My
Dear god, what do you want??
server goblin (cal)
she’s angry you gave sonic nsfw access
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
ANGRY DOESN’T EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT
bumblebee
i don’t, understand
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
YOU LET MY ACTUAL REAL LIVE BROTHER IN THE WHORE CHANNEL???????????????? I HAVE TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYES, YOU KNOW
My
That sounds like a you problem :/
sonic and friends
I haven’t actually gone in the channel, Pink.
sonic and friends
At this rate though, I’m going to.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
MY. WHY’D YOU DO ME LIKE THIS
My
He’s literally the same age as me. He has a child. I think he might be old enough to have NSFW access?? Correct me if I’m wrong
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
I AM GOING TO CAUSE SNAKES TO MANIFEST IN YOUR HOUSE
My
Oh dear, Sonic. Wouldn’t it be a shame if you accidentally made your way over to magisteel-NSFW
sonic and friends
That would be very irritating for Pink, I’m sure.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
you two make my life a living hell
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i should never have introduced you
My
:)
✬ amy ✬
aaaaaand sonic’s gone
techie
lmao, i WONDER where he went
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
I HATE YOU ALL
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
WE’RE STILL ON THE PHONE AND HE’S. NARRATING ALL OF MY MESSAGES. THIS IS PURGATORY
My
Alas, horny crimes do not go unpunished.
server goblin (cal)
HEY SPEAKING OF CRIMES
server goblin (cal)
My, what are your opinions on assassin laws??
My’s favourite son
NOT AGAIN…….
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
no laws just kill
My
I honestly don’t think I can add anything else to this conversation…
bumblebee
BUT MYYYYYYYY….
My
It’s either a new fic or my opinion on assassin laws. Take your pick.
bumblebee
i have suddenly changed my mind
CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)
fic pls………
My
Alright. Goodbye!! See you all at some point later tonight, when I will inevitably tell you all to go to sleep.
server goblin (cal)
now that he’s gone, bee movie au???? we’ve got jonno here and everything
‘CEO of shouting about cartoon characters (jonno)’ changed their name to ‘Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)’
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
let’s GO
bumblebee
why is history doomed to repeat itself………….
steel-samurai
11 December 2028
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
Sometimes I think about princesstal
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
By which I mean semi-constantly
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
not to say mood, but??? mood
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
Global Studios did the crystal ronin DIRTY by not putting her in the more recent series. bring her BACK
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
Ugh, absolutely agreed. Maybe since Manella’s nowhere near the production team, they’ll have the freedom to bring her back in.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
we can only hope………..
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
OH lmao I just remembered how LA’s Chief Prosecutor is taking the Manella case…….. we are living in the best timeline
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
HE WHAT
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
this is the best news i’ve heard all day. what the fuck. no one tell me anything ever again NOTHING will ever beat this
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
That bastard is going to JAIL
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i’m fully gonna steal Manella’s toes, My can’t stop me
My
I don’t support crime.
My
Except if it’s Sal Manella
My
Also, don’t treat Manella going to jail as a foregone conclusion; I’m sure the prosecutor will try his best to get him properly punished for his misdemeanours, but sexual harassment trials are always tricky.
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
I guess………..
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
STILL. pretty rad that the chief prosecutor said ‘fuck sal manella, time for JAIL’. what an icon
My
I wouldn’t go THAT far….
My
Also, on the topic of princesstal; it’s an EXCELLENT ship, and the potential is all there, but Global Studios knows that they’d be too powerful together
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
LMAOOOOO
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
exactly, tho???? like,, i just think the ship dynamic of ‘what if i was your narrative foil……. ahaha, just kidding…………. Unless????’ is VERY good
My
I’m just now thinking about it?? And I’m fairly certain that every one of my Steel Samurai ships is just. That dynamic
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
SAME BRAIN
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
I would simply like to meet my narrative foil and fall deeply in love with her…
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
- the pink princess, probably
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i just went to make coffee and MY IS ENDORSING MY CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES??? NEAT
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i won’t let u down king i’m gonna eat his liver
My
WAIT
My
I DON’T ENDORSE GRIEVIOUS BODILY HARM
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
lame :T
My
I feel that that’s a reasonable stance???
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
yeah, bc ur OLD
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
YEAH, GET HIM
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
*points at My* boomer!!!
My
STOP
My
What must I do to be forgiven for allowing Sonic into NSFW……….
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
you will never escape
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i am the physical manifestation of your past sins, come to haunt you for being a bastard man
My
That’s fair
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
actually i take it back, if that’s self-deprecation i WILL come get u
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
actually same My ur the best
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
don’t quote me on that
My
No, don’t worry! I’m fine. It’s kind of you to worry, though.
disaster lesbian crystal ronin
>:) good
private message to steel_samurai_me
11 December 2028
pink_princess_official
u good??
steel_samurai_me
I’m alright.
steel_samurai_me
Tired, mainly; end of the year and all.
pink_princess_official
ah, yeah, igu
pink_princess_official
remember, if u need to take some time off, me n the rest of the mods have everything locked Down
steel_samurai_me
Thank you.
pink_princess_official
OH lmao sonic says hi
steel_samurai_me
Say hello to him!
steel_samurai_me
Is he visiting???
pink_princess_official
nah, i’m visiting him
steel_samurai_me
WAIT is your cousin there.
steel_samurai_me
If so, tell her that Tillie Walden’s latest graphic novel is in Skylight Books, but the last time I checked there were only about four copies left?? I know she was asking after it…
pink_princess_official
wait i’ll just give her the phone
pink_princess_official
hello, My!! how are you?
steel_samurai_me
I’m well, thank you, Mini!! How are you doing??
pink_princess_official
pretty good!! even BETTER now that i know where to find this damn book
pink_princess_official
i was wondering, have you read Nimona?? if not i would highly recommend it
steel_samurai_me
I don’t believe I have…
pink_princess_official
sorry, it’s just been a while since we last spoke, and i reread it recently and just thought that you would enjoy it!! it’s really good…
steel_samurai_me
Don’t apologise!! I’ll see where I can find it.
steel_samurai_me
Has anything interesting happened to you since our last conversation??
pink_princess_official
not much, to be honest. you know about the whole thing that’s been happening at college??
steel_samurai_me
Oh, gosh, any updates on that??
pink_princess_official
we’ve been making headway against that one professor, but the dean is being very ‘freedom of speech’-y
steel_samurai_me
Remember to remind him of the responsibility of care that the professor has towards the students. If that doesn’t work, your next best bet is probably reminding them of your ability to alert the press to their implicit endorsement of the professor’s unprofessionalism?? Some people only respond to direct action, unfortunately
pink_princess_official
i’ll keep it in mind
pink_princess_official
oh, Pink wants her phone back, i have to go. i hope we can talk again soon!! see you xx
steel_samurai_me
Goodbye!! Good luck!!
pink_princess_official
sup
pink_princess_official
wow u and Mini are actually like….. sensible and shit
pink_princess_official
absolute nerds
steel_samurai_me
You have exactly zero legs to stand on, when it comes to being a nerd.
pink_princess_official
shit, u right………
pink_princess_official
OH lmao sonic wants to know who i’m talking to
pink_princess_official
‘but it says steel samurai??’
steel_samurai_me
I don’t UNDERSTAND, why does he have the technological aptitude of a LOBSTER
pink_princess_official
told him that’s ur discord name, he says ‘that’s a weird name’
steel_samurai_me
Tell him ‘Okay, Sonic’
pink_princess_official
HAHHAHA HE LOOKS OUTRAGED
pink_princess_official
he wants to remind u that he did not, in fact, have control of his name
steel_samurai_me
That sounds like a him problem
pink_princess_official
he told me to call u a nerd
pink_princess_official
haha, nerd
steel_samurai_me
I despise the both of you.
pink_princess_official
he says ‘sure, nerd’, which i second
steel_samurai_me
Blocked.
pink_princess_official
you would NEVER
steel_samurai_me
I might!! You never know….
pink_princess_official
bro. i do know. ur like, one of my number one homies, you would NEVER block me
steel_samurai_me
… Perhaps.
steel_samurai_me
But ONLY because you were nice and it made me feel extremely happy.
pink_princess_official
nerd <3
steel_samurai_me
Oh, that reminds me!! How’s mystery woman??
pink_princess_official
BLCOKED
steel_samurai_me
And yet again, the tables turn….
pink_princess_official
only bc you are an inexcusable gay bastard
steel_samurai_me
Well, you are an inexcusable lesbian bastard. Newton’s third law says that every action must have an equal and opposite reaction….
pink_princess_official
BITCH
pink_princess_official
okay i’m gonna go eat. GOODBYE!! have a bastardly evening
steel_samurai_me
I always do…
magisteel-fic
12 December 2028
My
https://archiveofourown.org/works/3423673 I needed to write something fluffy and nice. As a method of self care.
fennel
oh FUCK???? HELL YEAH
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
i am LOOKING
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
what if i told you…….. this fic is gay
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
wait REALLY??? blocked
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
kidding, i am reading
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
OUR server dad??? writing SOFT CONTENT??? it’s more likely than you think.
fennel
cries in 1080fps
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
the fucking yearning threaded throughout every sentence…… unparalleled
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
AAAAA My i’m CRYING IN THE CLUB the found family??? hello??
bumblebee
hhhhhhnngnngn My i’m so glad we didn’t ask for assassin law bs this fic is watering my crops clearing my skin
gabs
My singlehandedly saves my life ASMR (not clickbait!!)
fennel
local man makes everyone feel soft and warm with his magisteel fanfic, more at 10
fennel
seriously though the power of this concept…… i, too would like fight evil with my little band of gays and then make brunch after
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
My you have gifted us on this day. thank you so much
My
I’m so glad you all enjoyed it!!
announcements
12 December 2028
My
here Hi everyone, I just wanted to let you know that I’ll be logging off for a few weeks. This time of year always wears on my mental health, and I generally need some time off, to take care of myself. I should be back around the beginning of next year; in my absence, the mod team will, as always, be in charge of keeping things ticking over. LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess has asked me to make you aware that she will be around on DMs, in case of any questions. Thank you for your patience. I hope your holiday is enjoyable.
general-1
14 December 2028
server goblin (cal)
with every message we stray further from god’s light
xXperegrinefalconXx
there is no god here to witness these crimes.
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
if you mention hatsune miku’s name one (1) more time i am going to instantly evaporate this is your last warning
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
POV: miku fucking annihilates jonno with her bare hands
fennel
i think miku’s sheer PRESENCE would cause reality to break down
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
god.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i would ask what happened but i don’t!! want to know!!!!!
server goblin (cal)
MIKU COMMITTED TAX EVASION
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
SHE DID NOT I’M FUCKING SERIOUSNY THIS TIME I’LL GET WYOU
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
HELLO?????
sonic and friends
Miku?
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
SOINC IF YOU DARE TO FUCKING INTERACT I’LL KILL YOU IN ONE HIT I SWEAR TO GOD PLEA PELSE PLEAS DON’T
xXperegrinefalconXx
i’m telling him about miku
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
DON’T I DON’T WANNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN MIKU’S FEDERALLY PROSECUTED CRIMES
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
DON’T?????
server goblin (cal)
why would you hide the miku info from him he DESERVES to know
sonic and friends
Is Miku a person??
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
IT’S NOT EVEN THAT I DON’T WANT YOU TO TELL HIM??? LIKE, YOU CAN TELL HIM ABOUT MIKU, BUT YOU’LL BE WASTING THE INCREDIBLY FINITE TIME EACH OF US HAS LEFT UPON THIS EARTH
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
GGOUCQNWIUYINOIOEU
xXperegrinefalconXx
hatsune miku is a vocaloid singer, first released in 2007. she has blue hair. she is 16. she sings songs.
fennel
hhh, ‘released in 2007’ I GET WHAT YOU’RE SAYING but it SOUNDS like she was LET OUT OF PRISON OR SOMETHING
fennel
released to inflict suffering upon the world……….
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
MIKU HAS NEVER LET ANYONE SUFFER, EVER
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
DID YOU NOT READ A WORD I JUST WROTE.
sonic and friends
So, Miku is a person.
server goblin (cal)
she’s a fake person
sonic and friends
She’s a robot??
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
LET’S GO WITH YES, BECAUSE I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS TOMFOOLERY
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
i don’t have any clue how me and My usually control you feral little goblins
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
it’s legit only been two days but i MISS him (do not tell him i said that on pain of death, dad can’t know he’s dad)
fennel
i’m pretty sure he knows he’s dad
sonic and friends
You miss him? Where did he go??
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
oh, My’s taking some time off over winter break
sonic and friends
He’s coming back, right??
server goblin (cal)
he fucking BETTER
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
said he’d be back around the beginning of the year?? so like, ya sometime then
sonic and friends
Oh, good.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
do you miissss hiiimmm???
sonic and friends
He was cool to talk to. Also, it was nice having someone my age around the place.
fennel
WAIT SONIC you are an actual dad r ight
server goblin (cal)
yayaya i think so his daughter is cool and has braincells and stuff
fennel
can you be. other dad. other server dad. pl ease,
sonic and friends
Sure, kiddo!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
someone asks you to be dad and INSTANTLY you engage INTENSE father mode oml,,
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
tbh, it was pretty iconic of My to post fic and then be like ‘sayonara, dipshits’
sonic and friends
He said that??
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
i’m paraphrasing
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
fic, before you ask, is fanfiction
fennel
OH GOD THAT ONE WAS SO NICE IT MADE ME SOB
sonic and friends
Oh, yeah, you showed me some of yours right??
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
‘you showed me some of yours’ I WAS BULLIED UNTIL I COMPLIED
sonic and friends
I just wanted to see your writing!
server goblin (cal)
pink you are so much more powerful than i anticipated……. if my sibling read ANYTHING that i wrote i would just die instantly
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
why aren’t we talking abt miku anymore?? i went to eat food and now miku is gone?? as miku’s high priestess i am disgusted and upset
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
anyways yeah that’s that on that
fennel
miku will return after these messages,
sonic and friends
Speaking of seeing people’s writing; where do I find My’s??
server goblin (cal)
SONIC YOU DON’T KNOW?? ANYTHING ABT THE SERIES???? WH
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
very powerful of you to read fanfiction with exactly ZERO context
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
it’s in the magisteel fic channel
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
ah wait shit people have talked since he posted the link i’ll just copy it to here
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
https://archiveofourown.org/works/3423673 here ya go bro
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i think that i will read again
server goblin (cal)
same……….. :,) sarah tonin here i come
sonic and friends
Oh, thanks Pink!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
now, Sonic. idk if you know this, but to go to the fic you have to click the blue text
sonic and friends
Very funny. I know how hyperlinks work, thanks.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
ah, blessed silence as everyone reads fanfiction. no miku in sight.
xXperegrinefalconXx
there is no escape from hatsune miku.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
JESUS FUCK you’re still here
xXperegrinefalconXx
of course.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
what’s up, how’s it going??
xXperegrinefalconXx
i’m alright. worse now that we aren’t talking about miku.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
PLEASE don’t encourage them,
xXperegrinefalconXx
hm.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
Peregrine pls my brain can’t take this day after day
xXperegrinefalconXx
i’ll think about it.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
today, miku. tomorrow, who knows???
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
ah fuck the reinforcements have arrived
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
nah dw it’s just me, i read p fast
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
that fic is still fantastic….
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i stand corrected!!
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
miku lovers anonymous reconvenes
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
please please not anymore i can’t take this
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
peregrine, w
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
real talk but when are you like?? online???? ever?????
xXperegrinefalconXx
sometimes.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
COOL
server goblin (cal)
unpredictable king. stanned
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
he’s online like,, yeah. sometimes?????
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
it’s like a lottery
sonic and friends
That was actually very well written.
fennel
endorphins received
fennel
of course it was well written wdym ‘actually’
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
why are you surprised, My is legit epic at writing. get outta here w/ those narrow minded cultural assumptions
sonic and friends
STOP.
sonic and friends
It was just unexpected! The imagery was very nice.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
surprisingly, it’s similar to the imagery in steel samurai, a very good show that you should watch
sonic and friends
No! But, I might draw some of the scenes from this? It was very pretty sounding.
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
PLEASE DO,
fennel
i am hitting my little hands on the couch YES YES YES
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
acceptable. you should still watch the show though <3
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
we might wanna move this conversation to steel-samurai
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
ah shit ur right
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
oop,
fennel
let’s go!!
sonic and friends
You’re not gonna convince me to watch the show.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
nah, but we can damn well try >B)
signal-samurai
17 December 2028
sonic and friends
Okay.
sonic and friends
Hey, My! I drew something from that story you wrote recently? So I thought I’d post it to this channel, so you’ll definitely see it when you get back.
sonic and friends
I have just realised that I do not know how to put it here.
sonic and friends
hey My it’s T!! you’re gonna read this message in like two weeks, but i hope you had a great candlenights and are feeling rested and ready for the year!! (* ^ ω ^)
sonic and friends
steel_samurai_1.png
sonic and friends
steel_samurai_2.png
sonic and friends
bye!!! ╰(*´︶\`*)╯♡
sonic and friends
See you soon, My!
sonic and friends
It’s Sonic again.
sonic and friends
I hope your holidays are/were good!!
general-1
24 December 2028
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
the inherent eroticism between me and the unopened presents under the tree
server goblin (cal)
wtf who is Christmas
fennel
GGUQVOWIN yeah hard same cal,,
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
listen i need you to understand,, some of these presents could be Literal Murder weapons
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
ASMR i bludgeon someone to death with the fucking STAR ATLAS my sister got me
server goblin (cal)
i thought you weren’t meant to know presents?? is that not like,, THE fucking point
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
yeah but she’s 10 leave her alone she was proud of her present
server goblin (cal)
okay actually i’m proud of her too
fennel
jonno you’d best not be listening to ‘all i want for Christmas’ rn
Tails the Fox
weren’t you listening to all i want for christmas for like four solid hours on the bot yesterday??
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
can neither confirm nor deny
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
his holiday lawyer needs to be present for this conversation to go any further
xXperegrinefalconXx
you should be listening to christmas vocaloid hits.
fennel
fucking WHAT
xXperegrinefalconXx
i’m not super into christmas, but these miku tracks are pretty good.
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
holyshit i am looking right now
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
NO
Tails the Fox
oh, miku’s jingle bells is pretty good
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
YOU’VE SERIOUSLY GOT TO BE SHITTING ME
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
fennel
pink i think i’m listening to the same compilation as you and i would like to be the FIRST to say motherFUCK
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
ON GOD?? ONE OF THESE IS A COWBOY SONG
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
i’m gonna PISS myself why are there CHRISTMAS VOCALOIDS
xXperegrinefalconXx
the GUMI ‘i saw mommy kissing santa claus’ cover is great.
Tails the Fox
all of the ones miku did are really nice!!
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
my family’s reactions to christmas vocaloid songs range from ‘euphoria’ to ‘contemplation of murdering your eldest son’
fennel
really feel like i dodged a bullet with this one
server goblin (cal)
god SAME i am looking the FUCK away
Tails the Fox
Christmas isn’t real there is only miku
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
tails is right?? but seriously if we have another miku discussion i’ll vaporise
xXperegrinefalconXx
then you are a COWARD.
server goblin (cal)
in other news, LA temperatures dropped to a sexy 48 degrees!! gotta love that
gabs
wait are you dead?? how have you not boiled alive??
server goblin (cal)
what????????
gabs
OH my bad i thought you used a sensible temperature scale for a second there nvm
fennel
HEY. SQUARE UP. FUCK OFF W/ THAT CELSIUS SHIT
LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess
THERE’S A SECOND COWBOY SONG IN THIS COMPILATION????
‘LESBIAN Mod Pink Princess’ changed their name to ‘HOLIDAY MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)’
gabs
celsius simply makes sense <3
server goblin (cal)
ANYWAY i was a lil cold today :( pray for me
Tails the Fox
(laughs in Hawaiian)
gabs
(cackles in british)
HOLIDAY MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
no cal is valid pray for them
fennel
yeah guys, it’s cold atm!!!
xXperegrinefalconXx
if you’re cold, allow miku’s music to warm your soul.
gabs
i’m sorry?????
fennel
gabs, the tldr is that miku has Christmas music and me n pink are listening and losing our whole damn minds
fennel
miku is…….. wonderful
gabs
fuck
gabs
sorry i asked, i guess
HOLIDAY MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
i’m sorry too,,
xXperegrinefalconXx
i’m not sorry.
server goblin (cal)
are you ever??
steel-samurai-aus
28 December 2028
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i’m going to be booed off the stage as soon as i say it but fuck you. i’ll say it anyway
techie
i’m listening,,
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
shrek au
techie
I’M LISTENING…..
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
no tech ur gonna have to help with this that’s ALL i got
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i haven’t been able to unthink ‘shrek au’ since a few days ago when i had a movie day and watched every shrek movie
techie
you’ve got to have SOME ideas right??
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
controversial but, shrek is the magistrate, fiona is the steel samurai, donkey is the pink princess and the crystal ronin is the dragon
techie
shaking things up, i like it!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
other thoughts are that obsidian is farquaad but he’s definitely homophobic so he probably just wants to kill the steel samurai or something
techie
might i suggest the siren as prince charming???
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
OHHHH that makes sense
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
then the sister can be the fairy godmother!!!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
oh we are on a ROLL
bumblebee
many would argue that is NOT a good thing
techie
join us in shrek limbo, bee
bumblebee
i don’t think i will!!!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
JOIN US
techie
surely you have SOME shrek related thoughts
bumblebee
i ALWAYS have shrek related thoughts?? but making a steel samurai au out of them seems too viscerally powerful
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
J O I N U S
techie
yeah so anyways give us ur shrek thoughts <3
bumblebee
gingerbread man is mini monk bc fuck u
techie
see, NOW we’re getting somewhere
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
puss in boots is the enforcer!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
ah SHIT now that i think about it donkey fits WAY BETTER as the enforcer
techie
don’t think just go!!!
bumblebee
princesstal brainrot says donkey is pink princess!!!!
bumblebee
also magistrate and pink princess as best bros is like. the ideal that the entire steel samurai series is heading towards
techie
BOLD WORDS!!!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
motherfuckin uhhhhhhh god how do you even adapt shrek 5 into au
bumblebee
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT SHREK 5
techie
just like matrix 4 <3
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i think it would be really really fucking funny if Pinocchio was the burning ashigaru?? but that is on Me
bumblebee
WHY’D YOU DO HIM LIKE THIS THOUGH
techie
season 5 did NOT develop his character for you to slander him like this,,
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
My isn’t here,? so i can say for certain that there is no god here to stop me
techie
a LOT of hot takes in that sentence so we’ll just throw the whole thing away huh!!!
bumblebee
OH LESS CURSED AU: ZOOTOPIA
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i was gonna be mad that we were abandoning the shrek au but actually this is good
bumblebee
it is a no raid au bc i said so!!
techie
wait so steel samurai is nick?? POG
bumblebee
yeah n the magistrate is judy!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
bunny magistrate….. oh my GOD……….
techie
all i have to say is that that one mobster should be the commander crimson. and with this, i die
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
oh lol bye tech!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
bee do u wanna watch zootopia and live message our reactions and au thoughts??
bumblebee
fuck YEAH i do
general-1
1 January 2029
HOLIDAY MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
spykids is officially blacklisted FUCK you guys
fennel
YOU ARE A COWARD
bumblebee
real talk spykids 4 was garbage
server goblin (cal)
you are only saying that because it broke the established spykids formula!!!! it was incredibly brave to do so, and i think it did pretty well
fennel
hey but cal 1) didn’t that one guy age to near death in spykids 4?? and 2) WHAT fucking established spykids formula those movies were batshit from day ONE
bumblebee
bravery does not a good film make!!!!
HOLIDAY MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
genuinely considering banishing you naughty children to the discourse channel
My
What have I walked into.
fennel
MY!!!!!!
bumblebee
WE MISSED YOU SOOOO MUCH MY THINGS GOT WILD WHILE YOU WERE GONE
HOLIDAY MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
yo My how’s it going!!
server goblin (cal)
HI!!
server goblin (cal)
also what are your thought on spykids???
My
Pink, WHY is that your name.
HOLIDAY MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
holiday miku tracks bro what can i say
HOLIDAY MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
but i really should change that huh
‘My’ changed ‘HOLIDAY MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)’s nickname to ‘MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)’
My
Done :)
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
well shit
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
i guess i’m miku now
My
Always have been.
server goblin (cal)
wait My did you see sonic’s art for ur fic???
My
Sonic’s WHAT
My
IS THAT WHY I HAVE NOTIFICATIONS FROM THE SIGNAL SAMURAI CHANNEL???
fennel
oh ya it’s rlly good!!!!
signal-samurai
1 January 2029
My
OH MY GOD
My
This is so good?? I’m going to cry????
My
What a high note to re-enter the server on
My
The holidays were okay, I’m just not a massive fan of the whole… thing
My
Also tell your daughter I said hi :)
general-1
1 January 2029
My
I can’t BELIEVE that Sonic apparently looked up the redesigns to make that fanart
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
ikr?? Dedication
bumblebee
HEY CAL WAIT,, SPYKIDS AU
server goblin (cal)
YOOOOO I AM FUCKING LOOKING
My
Could we just for ONE MOMENT not make the most godawful AUs in the entire world
server goblin (cal)
it is: a gift for you
fennel
My, NOTHING is worse/better than the bees au
My
Please!! I’ve been here for not even 10 minutes!!!!!!! Don’t make me regret coming back!!!!!!!!
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
we’ve discussed miku about 3000% more in your absence, which is a weird correlation to point out
bumblebee
correlation is NOT causation except when it is
My
Bee, that literally argues NOTHING
fennel
what bee is trying to say is that ur mikuphobic
server goblin (cal)
not to derail the bullying My train, but he literally JUST got here guys cmon
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
nah he’s been here like,, more than 2 minutes bully away kids
fennel
the rumor come out: does My is mikuphobic???
My
Please don’t do this to me right now, I’m nowhere near emotionally prepared for this.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
DAD’S BACK!!!!!
bumblebee
no wait we’re bullying him about miku
bumblebee
and making a spykids au
My
No no no let’s all agree to forget about the Spykids AU
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
the implication that you have watched spykids is DEEPLY troubling
My
Steve Buscemi saying “Do you think that God stays in heaven because he, too, is afraid of his creations?” is both etched into my soul and EXACTLY how I feel about this server
fennel
I FUCKING FORGOT THATQUOTE
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
that sentence entered my house and smashed a ceiling tile over my head
server goblin (cal)
my fave character is ABSOLUTELY that bitch Gertie giggles, who in this au is the crystal ronin, bc i said so <3
My
I am quite literally begging you to forget about this au
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
THEN BEG
My
I AM????
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
god, are we gonna have to make another cursed au channel??? is that what’s happening right now???????
bumblebee
you’ll make the spykids au channel if you aren’t afraid of death
My
I dislike the implication that this AU channel is going to kill me?? But I am nonetheless going to make the channel
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
and that’s that on that!!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
wwait are pink princess and steel samurai gonna be juni and carmen???
server goblin (cal)
but magisteel could be the parents…..
My
PLEASE DON’T DO THIS HERE I PHYSICALLY CAN’T TAKE IT
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
we all missed My, but apparently not enough to be uncursed for 0.2 seconds
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
you ask too much of us
bumblebee
guess i’ll meet you fuckers in the spykids channel B)
magisteel-fic
4 January 2029
techie
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5112373 i KNOW it’s late/early and i KNOW that it’s very gay of me to be posting soft content like this but fuck you. it’s a classic
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
OH MAN i guess it’s bubblewrap time huh
techie
pov you are my computer, watching me sob as i read the ending to bubblewrap
My
You joke?? But I did actually cry when I first read this.
techie
OHHH MY OH MY GODDDD
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
NO HE’S VALID FUCK U
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
genuinely the??? scene where they visit crimson’s grave???????? uhhhhhhhh not to be Sad but it Still makes me cry
My
I’m not often a fan of modern AUs, but this author made it work, so you know what???? 100/10 very very good
Tails the Fox
what’s bubblewrap????
techie
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My
YOU HAVEN’T READ IT YET??? YOU ARE SO LUCKY
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
OMG OMG OMG
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
wait holy fucking Shit this is pre reboot
My
No………..
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
god we’re actually so goddamn OLD
techie
no that’s fake that has to be fake shut up
My
Oh my god it was posted in 2024
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
WHAT THE FUCK
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
SHUT UPPPPP
techie
fuck i think i’m having an existential crisis
Tails the Fox
if it’s pre reboot, will i get it??
My
Oh, don’t worry Tails!! It pretty closely follows up on the events of the reboot’s season five, so you’ll get the references it makes.
techie
ya dw i just read it, and i’m pretty sure it doesn’t talk abt any weird extended universe stuff
Tails the Fox
i know a little about the extended universe !!!
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
that’s bc you are a powerful bro
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
wait shit it’s like, 12am in ur timezone
Tails the Fox
it’s fine!!!
My
But you are baby…….
Tails the Fox
no it’s still the holidays i have nothing on tomorrow
My
…. Fine. But just this ONCE.
Tails the Fox
>B)
Tails the Fox
gna read. wish me luck!!!!
My
Keep us posted!!
techie
ya live-react for us!!!
techie
share the joys of reading this fic for the first time
Tails the Fox
:,) will do!!
general-1
7 January 2029
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
i simply believe stealing from corporations should be legal
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
please explain your working
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
they have loads of money they can spare some
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
yep makes sense i’m in for the heist
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
wait hold up i didn’t say i would be DOING the stealing
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
wait who’s stealing when i’m free on tuesday what’s the sitch
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
a band of homies go to destroy big business
My
All I ask is that you don’t get caught.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
YOU’RE ENDORSING CRIME AGAIN????
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
WHAT GIVES?????
My
The amount of legislation around big business is frighteningly small. At least this way, it’ll be almost as though they’re actually paying their taxes.
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
shit, bro
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
you’re right
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
sigh. apparently we’re stealing now
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
B)
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
FUCK yeah crime time
My
That’s just ALL the time on this goddamned server.
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
objectively true
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
what IS the plan though?? are we gonna sneak in in disguise or kinda,, sneak in through high windows or smth???
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
i’m small, one of you can just put me in a suitcase and wheel me in or smth
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
GGEOUCNQOIOUCNOQWIUEYINOUCYQ
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
sounds GOOD
My
Please don’t kill Pink???
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
why would she die???
My
Please don’t tell me that I have to explain the concept of suffocation to you
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
the suitcase has AIR HOLES, duh
My
Oh, of COURSE. My bad. Continue.
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
okay. me and Ra have in our inventory: pink (and a suitcase), disguises, walkie talkies
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
we should also have some rope, lockpicks, some gadgets to unlock electric doors n shit
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
i have a juice box in my inventory
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
just wanted to let everyone know
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
so we go in the Generic Corporate Building in our Generic Corporate disguises
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
problem: i very much look like a minor because i am one
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i’ll just draw some stubble on u or smth don’t worry abt it
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
epic
My
This hurts to read.
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
you guys better get me a coffee
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
shut up, you’re in the suitcase
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
i’m not in the suitcase NOW
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
little suitcase woman go brrrrr
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
GOD
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
okay so we get in, obviously. we go up the elevator to the fancy businesspeople offices
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
wait do we deploy pink now??
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
wait, let’s deploy her RIGHT near the CEO’s office
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
i get to fucking DESTROY the CEO of big business
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
HELL YEAH
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
do we head out now Ra???
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
POV you are the CEO of big business and i ask you if you can do the renegade
My
Keep your 2020 memes out of this chat
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
BOOOOOO
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
ya jonno we abseil down the skyscraper now
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
good thing i’m not afraid of heights LMAOO
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
even if you were, you still gotta leave while Pink actually fucking murders the CEO of big business
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
actually i was just gonna steal all his gold but whatever
My
I’m losing braincells
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
i knock out the CEO, steal all his gold, wipe my fingerprints off of everything, and leave my (fingerprintless) juice box as a sinister calling card
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
nah pink dw we’re all wearing gloves
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
SWEET
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
are we at the bottom of the building yet????
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
sure why not
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
i’m gonna pack all the gold into the suitcase
My
What’s your passive perception like??
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
it’s uhhhhh a billion, why
My
The CEO’s waking up.
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
SHIT
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
i run
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
don’t blow this for us oml……..
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
omg she’s gonna take the elevator down
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
i get in the elevator
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
CALLED IT
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
oh man oh man oh man
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
okay i’m out and i’m walking across the fancy people lobby
My
A security guard asks you to open the suitcase and show him what’s inside.
My
Open doors are west and north.
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
i turn into a plane and fly away
My
THAT’S not in your character profile,
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
nah, check again
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
it’s right under ‘fuck you’
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
heist completed???
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
SUCCESS
My
I somehow do not think that would work in real life?? Just a thought.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
shut up it went great
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
HELL YEAH GOLD ACQUIRED
My
Why do you think he keeps all his finances in gold??
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
wait, you DON’T keep your finances in gold???
My
I can’t say I do,
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
COWARD
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
nah he keeps his finances in bitcoin
My
PLEASE……
advice-channel
11 January 2029
My
Help!!
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
FIRST ONE OF THE YEAARRRR
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
CALL THE PRESSES
My
Please. Help.
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
what up what’d he do now
My
Existed near me
My
Is there some kind of secret ritual to stop being hopelessly gay??
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
god i wish
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
also My like. unless you want me to Smite the dude from a long distance i don’t think i can help u
My
Thank you for the offer but please don’t kill him
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
we really do talk in circles every time this happens huh
My
It’s our curse…
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
hey you know what????? i like. hm HMMM
My
?????
private message to steel_samurai_me
11 January 2029
pink_princess_official
blood pact
steel_samurai_me
What.
pink_princess_official
HEAR ME OUT
pink_princess_official
we always do that thing where we’re like ‘oohh ahhh help we’re gay and in love’ and people are like ‘tell the person yo’ and we’re like ‘nooooo we must yearn, as sappho and achilles did before us!!!’
pink_princess_official
what i’m saying is let’s just. make a pact
pink_princess_official
doesn’t have to be big
pink_princess_official
like,, hey. i’ll give you one. if princesstal becomes canon, ever?? i’ll ask her out.
steel_samurai_me
Interesting idea.
steel_samurai_me
You know what?? What the hell. Can’t get any worse.
steel_samurai_me
If magisteel becomes canon? I’ll ask him out.
pink_princess_official
okay. virtual handshake???
steel_samurai_me
Consider your hand virtually shaken.
pink_princess_official
okay and btw like,,, this isn’t legally binding??? it’s just like. maybe it’ll be the push we need
pink_princess_official
also i now realise we both chose the thing that we think is LEAST likely to happen LMAOOOO
steel_samurai_me
Maybe one day, in thirty years, princesstal and magisteel will become canon and we’ll Actually Have To Do It
steel_samurai_me
WOW that actually made me a little bit anxious.
pink_princess_official
yo My don’t sweat it!! we’ll figure it out of something actually happens
pink_princess_official
also!!!! I MAINTAIN THAT HE LIKES YOU BACK I AM NOT LYING OR GETTING YOUR HOPES UP UHH
steel_samurai_me
Thank you for the vote of confidence.
steel_samurai_me
We’ll see.
steel_samurai_me
Might I add, if we ever meet?? I am going to Find mystery woman and I am going to Make her go on a date with you
steel_samurai_me
You deserve it.
steel_samurai_me
That is a threat.
pink_princess_official
ah, wlw mlm solidarity
steel_samurai_me
You misspelt ‘hostility’
pink_princess_official
you misspelt your MOM
pink_princess_official
HA
steel_samurai_me
That doesn’t make ANY sense
pink_princess_official
damn RIGHT it doesn’t
general-1
15 January 2029
My’s favourite son
Hey guys I’m at Walmart what should I get
My
Do you have a list with you??
My’s favourite son
Yeah, but I already bought everything on there
My’s favourite son
I just don’t know which snacks to get
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
remember to get tater tots <3
My’s favourite son
Oh, yeah!! My roommate loves those
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
B)
My
Remember to get soap too, people always forget to restock on soap.
My’s favourite son
Okay!!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
strangely specific reqs from the both of us huh
My
Honestly I just need to buy more soap.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
we really do be out here kinning este
My
Please never say something like that ever again?????
My’s favourite son
Ooo, I’ll get Pink Princess Puffs as well!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
WHY ARE YOU BUYING SOAP IN THE CEREAL ISLE
My’s favourite son
It’s on the way to the checkouts >:(
My
WHY are you fighting over supermarket layouts
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
;P
✬ amy ✬
supermarket adventure…….
My
Hi, Amy
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
YO!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
how’s it going??
✬ amy ✬
oh, i’m good lol,, had a test today
✬ amy ✬
so that was FUN
My
Try not to think about it, there isn’t anything you can do about it now
✬ amy ✬
i KNOOWWWW but still i just. wanna know what i got but the teacher’s not giving our grades back until Friday >:(
My
I’m sure you gave it you best shot, and you should be proud of how you did regardless!! Even if you didn’t do amazingly, it’s not a midterm, so all it is is a way of finding out how to improve. It’s not the be all and end all.
✬ amy ✬
thanks, My :)
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
why is your natural state just,, Dad
✬ amy ✬
AIUNCEIOUC she’s not, wrong
My
I’m just being nice!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
you’re being a DAD
My
Perhaps….
My’s favourite son
I mean, to be fair, with you he just says ‘that’s illegal’ and with me he says ‘that might not be the best idea’
My
You two are adults!! You can take care of yourselves
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i should be able to choose which illegal activities to perform >:T
My
I feel as though I’m justified in telling you not to steal???
My’s favourite son
seconded…
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
okay, DAD
✬ amy ✬
looks like we resolved that one,,
bumblebee
hey guys B)
bumblebee
guess who just ordered the seasons 1-5 boxsets B)
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
OH NICE
My’s favourite son
That’s so cool, Bee!! When are they arriving?
bumblebee
it says thursday??? but i don’t trust that eta
✬ amy ✬
are there like,, extras in the boxset?????
My
There’s some commentary by the VAs and writers (also Sal Manella, which is gross), bloopers, and deleted scenes.
✬ amy ✬
POGGERS
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
aren’t the bloopers n stuff on youtube??
My
Global Studios is Very quick at removing things for infringing on copyrights
bumblebee
yikes,,
My
I understand that they need revenue? But it almost seems miserly at this point.
My’s favourite son
That’s annoying of them….
✬ amy ✬
wait, how’s it stayed up on the piracy sites then??
bumblebee
that’s,, huh
My
I honestly have NO idea. I think
My
No, actually. I genuinely have no clue.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
oh rip,,
bumblebee
f in chat
✬ amy ✬
f
My’s favourite son
F
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
f
My
F
bumblebee
ALSO DOES ANYONE HAVE MUSIC RECOMENDATIONS I NEED THEM
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
WYCUYCINOUW you know that Este’s gna like. Get You with recommendations
My
It’s been a while since he talked about music, though. I wonder what new stuff he’s found since…
My’s favourite son
IMM RNING HMOE IM ALMOST HT RE
bumblebee
IUENOIUW
My
Please don’t run too fast, you’ll drop your groceries
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
oh fuck oh man he has airpods in he can’t hear us-
✬ amy ✬
rip Este’s groceries…….
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
we will always remember them.,
My
(Also, Bee, I would recommend the entire Pink Princess Saturation soundtrack)
bumblebee
oo i’ve never listened to that before….
My
You absolutely should, it’s incredible.
My
I would argue that it’s the best soundtrack from any of the Steel Samurai associated series?? I do understand that that’s subjective, but still,
My’s favourite son
DIDN’T DROP MY GROCERIES I’M HOME OKAY BEE WHAT KIND OF MUSIC ARE YOU LOOKING FOR
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
it is time……..
bumblebee
any is good!! i like,, indie rock and also like, funky songs?? ya know,
My’s favourite son
Okay, good to know!!! Let me just open up Spotify
✬ amy ✬
eyes,
baby-jail
19 January 2029
server goblin (cal)
FUCK.
server goblin (cal)
HEY PINK
server goblin (cal)
PIIIIINK
server goblin (cal)
HEY. YOU CAN’T KEEP ME HERE FOREVER
fennel
HHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH
server goblin (cal)
wait why are you here??
fennel
i’m in for saying ‘the beel samurai is real and he kissed me in an arby’s parking lot’
server goblin (cal)
HHIWOUQCNOI A WORTHY CAUSE
fennel
is this channel new???
server goblin (cal)
i think so????? never seen it before
server goblin (cal)
also there aren’t any messages before ours
fennel
so it’s safe to assume that this channel is new
server goblin (cal)
did Pink make it???
fennel
i’m pretty sure she’s the one who made it???
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i’m not a baby but okay
server goblin (cal)
RA
fennel
what are you in for???
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i said ‘pogchampion’
server goblin (cal)
Pink’s gone mad with power………
sonic and friends
Why.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
SONIC AREN’T YOU LIKE 40???
sonic and friends
I’m thirty-five?
sonic and friends
What is this?
server goblin (cal)
Pink is trapping evildoers in baby jail
fennel
what’d you do??
sonic and friends
I have no idea.
sonic and friends
I said ‘Hello, everyone’ and then my screen changed to this.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i’m almost impressed that she’s managed to make a role that just. boots you into a liminal space
fennel
i guess this is our home now……..
server goblin (cal)
NO.
server goblin (cal)
SHE CAN’T KEEP US HERE FOREVER
sonic and friends
Does My know about this??
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
that’s a shockingly good point
sonic and friends
Hey, I have good ideas too, you know!
server goblin (cal)
wait how does this help us???
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
wait lemme just
private message to steel_samurai_me
19 January 2029
steelywheelyautomobiley
Myyyyyyyy
steelywheelyautomobiley
Pink trapped us in baby jail
steelywheelyautomobiley
My please this is serious we can’t get out
steelywheelyautomobiley
AH FUCK YOU HAVE YOUR AIRPODS IN
steelywheelyautomobiley
YOU CAN’T HEAR ME
baby-jail
19 January 2029
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
bad news, gang
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
he’s not answering
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
oh fuck
server goblin (cal)
our only hope, dashed
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
Jonno’s here now???
sonic and friends
Pink’s really going all out, huh.
fennel
FREE US
server goblin (cal)
*rattles bars of cage* LET US OOUUUTTT
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
it’s no good,
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
but the yo-yo man did not answer….. he just kept on yo-ing
server goblin (cal)
do we @ him??
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
there’s no point, i already dmed
sonic and friends
What’s ‘dmed’?
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
I GUESS THIS MIGHT AS WELL HAPPEN
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
THIS SERVER’S ALREADY SO GODDAMN WEIRD
fennel
DMing someone is ‘direct messaging’ them, it’s like a private message
sonic and friends
Oh, cool!
sonic and friends
How do you do that?
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i have a genuine question,,,, why don’t you just use the sidebar to change channel????
sonic and friends
What?
fennel
the, bar at the side
fennel
with the channel names in them
sonic and friends
I don’t have that.
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
DID YOU BREAK DISCORD????
sonic and friends
How would I know?
server goblin (cal)
fuck it My
server goblin (cal)
sonic’s broken discord and we’re trapped in baby jail come save us My
bumblebee
BUT I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING
bumblebee
fuck
✬ amy ✬
whhhyyyyyyy
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
who the fuck is even left in chat at this point???
bumblebee
last i checked, all the mods and Tails were there
server goblin (cal)
WAIT MY’S THERE??????
✬ amy ✬
nah he’s admin
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
they are the SAME
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
My ???? please????????????
sonic and friends
Should I do this too?
sonic and friends
My hello? We’re trapped.
My
What.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
SONIC ASKS AND THEN THERE YOU ARE????? FUCKING REALLY?????????
My
What is this channel??
bumblebee
read the title king
server goblin (cal)
unstanned for illiteracy
My
Why has Pink done this……..
My
I’ll be right back.
sonic and friends
Hey, My!
My
Hello, Sonic :)
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
STOP BEING NICE GO FREE US
My
FINE,
general-1
19 January 2029
My
Pink.
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
oh shit
My
Release them.
gabs
we had a good run?? i guess?????
xXperegrinefalconXx
i wish we could put My in baby jail too.
My
Surprise!! I’m the server owner!!!!
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
he is outside of our reach,
techie
gg lads
My
Release them. Now.
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
FINE
sonic and friends
Oh, we’re back in the main thing.
bumblebee
THANK FUCK
✬ amy ✬
WHY WHY WH WY WH WY WHWY
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
what the fuck even PROMPTED this power play
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
wanted to see what would happen
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
SO YOU LOCKED US IN BABY JAIL??????
gabs
yes :)
My
I’m demodding all of you
xXperegrinefalconXx
we won’t go down without a fight.
server goblin (cal)
*draws katana*
xXperegrinefalconXx
i will
server goblin (cal)
YOU’LL DRAW YOUR KATANA?? AUIDYCOIUENYOIQUWYMOEI
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
didn’t realise i’d be starting a civil war!! all right
My
Please, it’s been a long day.
techie
ah shit sry My
gabs
sorry sorry
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
ya dw bro we’re not gna stage an insurgence we all good
My
Thank you….
sonic and friends
Anyway, how is everyone?
gabs
HH
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
yeah, that
announcements
22 January 2029
My
here Hello, all! As you probably know, Season 6 is being released tomorrow, 00:00 PST. Pink and I will be watching as soon as it releases; as I hope (read: expect) that many of you will be asleep, you probably won’t be able to watch any of the episodes until later that evening, or maybe even later than that. We don’t want to spoil anything that happens this season, so for this season (and all subsequent seasons, from now on) we will be making a spoilers channel!! season-6-spoilers will be active for two weeks following the release, and all messages containing any reference to season six should go there. After those two weeks, you’re free to talk in any other channel; just try to be mindful of others. Thank you!!!
season-6-spoilers
22 January 2029
MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)
oh man oh man oh man only five minutes left i’m gonna go crazy go stupid
My
Can they please just release the season!!!! I’ve just stress drunk five cups of tea this is serious now
‘MIKU?? (Mod Pink Princess)’ changed their nickname to ‘Impatient Mod Pink Princess’
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
what if we said ‘let us watch season 6’
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
but global studios said ‘no :)’
My
Okay I’m back
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
from what???
My
I made another cup of tea
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
FUCKING STOP?????
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
that’s it, i’m cutting you off, no more tea for you
My
This is MY server, I’ll drink tea if I want to
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
how are you even consuming it that quickly????? is your mouth made of fucking,, asbestos????
My
I am simply not a coward.
23 January 2029
My
Ah. It is time.
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
NETFLIX WON’T REFRESH FML
My
I’ll wait for your Netflix to work…..
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
this is why you’re a fave
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
OKAY WE IN
My
Say when you’re ready
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
GO
My
OH the new intro is very good
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
*sends the burning ashigaru to the sacred mountain for shits and giggles and maybe a civil uprising we’ll see*
My
POV: you go to train in the mountains and are instantly attacked
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
GOD the pious priestess ain’t slick at ALL
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
bitch out here with a spider motif like ‘i am a good character <3’
My
To be fair, we are looking out for that motif.
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
i KNOW, but even then…,,.,.,.,,.
My
WOW, that fight scene was good. And we’re only two episodes in,
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
wwait did u check series length????
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
okay just looked and it’s 16 eps long?? very epic very epic
My
Huh, I don’t remember the Sacred Mountain arc being that long…
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
:T maybe they added stuff
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
HELL YEAH IRON INFANT CONTENT
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
NO NO NO WAIT NO
My
WHY ARE THEY ATTACKING THE CHILD?????
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
ILLEGAL. STOP THIS
My
Oh thank god the Steel Samurai’s around
My
OH THAT SETTING
My
Excuse me while I *thinks about the scenery in this show all the time, forever*
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
YEAH THE MOTHERFUCKIGN. NEO OLDE TOKYO REDESIGN IS OFF THE SHITS
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
also i screenshotted some stuff for the theory i’ll send you later
My
Oh, nice!
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
WHY WOULD YOU END THE EPISODE LIKE THAT????????
My
It hurts to live!!!
My
Why are they doing this!!!!!
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
IRON INFANT PLEASE
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
oh thank FUCK
My
Help
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
WHWQYSTWAT
My
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
My
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
*teleports behind u*
My
This whole season is made of pain.
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
and now the ashigaru is fighting the steel samurai!!! GREAT!!!!!!
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
ahaha blackmail is very cool
My
The priestess is, SO annoying
My
AND NOW THE MAGISTRATE’S HERE????
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
FUN FAMILY VACATION TO A RELIGIOUS AUTOCRACY I GUESS???????
My
Aaaand the Sohei’s dead. Oops!!!
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
hheivunqow they advertised him SO HARD and then they KILLED HIM??? jfc my GUY
My
I’m rereading our message and this is completely incoherent……. I hope no one expects to understand what the hell we’re going on about
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
why would they???? we’re unknowable and unreachable B)
My
Okay you’ve finished e13 right?
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
yeah we’ve been watching along together yo,, i thought you knew this
My
Could you pause before e14 so I can go and make some tea??
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
I HATE YOU?????
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
FINE. JUST THIS ONCE
My
Thank you :,)
My
Okay, I’m back!!! Let’s Go
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
YES, the pious priestess IS evil. nice of you to catch on,
My
Oh JESUS that’s a big spider
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
HEY NOW
My
Can I just say the attention to detail in the backgrounds, even during the fight scenes, is astonishing?? The animators deserve the world….
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
god……. get her
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
the priestess goes To Jail asmr
My
It’s what she deserves <3
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
okay so e15/16 is extra stuff i guess????
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
the more you know..,
My
A wedding??
My
Sure.
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
AND THE MAGISTRATE’S HERE LOL
My
Of COURSE
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
pink princess i love you i love you so much
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
god she was so good this season i LOVE HER
My
Why is this a battle wedding???
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
THE MAGISTRATE LOOKS SO PISSED LMAOOOO
My
The pure sibling energy of the Pink Princess and Steel Samurai is unparalleled,
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
‘are you gonna tell him- *gets smacked in the face*’ wwwait wha
My
ARE THEY SERIOUSLY SHIPTEASING MAGISTEEL RIGHT NOW???
My
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
ohhhh that FIGHT SCENE though
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
this is so cute…..
My
That’s such a sweet ending to the sea
My
WHAT
My
AMI HALLUCINATEING
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
WHDWT DTHE FICKE ????
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
HELLO ??? HELOO W??????
My
(*F)£(N*V)*£&RVYO£
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
WHAT WHAT WHAT HWAT WG W WDEICWECIPUY
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
MAGIDSTTELE CANON?????
My
WHAT THE FUCK
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
MAGEWUICTEL FCKEINGN CANONES?????
My
IS THIS REAL
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
GAY RIEWJQYTS??????
My
I JUST CHECKED THIS IS DEFINITELY THE REAL SHOW
My
I’M INS HOCJK
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
OH MY GOD
My
PINK I
My
NO WY A
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
CANOAN MAGITSEEL ONSCREEN KSIS
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
WHT FRIFC K
My
*Q$&FN!*£R(*M@V&£^@NV*(&£N$*(&@MV^*
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
NO BRIWN QANCEEL LEFTWS JUST MAGHISTELE CAION
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
IM AGONAN LOSE MY WHOLE SHIT
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
WHaT EIS HAPENEUN GON THID S DAY
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
MY YOU SEENIH THIS SHIT????
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
MY
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
MY DID U DIE
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
OH MY GOD THE GAY KISS ACTUALY KILED YOU
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
HOYD FUCJ HOLY SHIT WHAT AM I GOAN TELL EVERYONE
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
OH EDMY GOD
My
I’m back
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
I’LL START WRTING YOUR EPITAPH NOW
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
OH YOUREW BACK COOL GOOD I’LL THROW THAT DRAFT AWAY
My
I might be crying, slightly
My
A bit
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
BICTYH ME TOO??? THE FUCCK???????
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
VERY VERY EMOTIONA>L IN THSI CHILI’S TONIGHT
My
I genuinely never thought this would happen, it feels so established that they’ll never be canon
My
This is just. Wow.
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
I KNOW LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
idk how to say this but the kind of,
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
when you project onto characters like these and they Get Something and it’s Good it just. fuck.
My
Exactly.
My
Oh my god, I’m not going to stop thinking about this for the rest of the day, what the fuck
Impatient Mod Pink Princess
can tell it’s really got to you bc of the, swearing
My
You THINK??
‘Impatient Mod Pink Princess’ changed their nickname to ‘EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess’
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
fuck
My
Oh my god
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
what the FUCK
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
FUCK
private message to pink_princess_official
23 January 2029
steel_samurai_me
Did you sleep well??
steel_samurai_me
I’ll take that as a no.
pink_princess_official
bro why’d u dm me at actual 7am
pink_princess_official
we both know we were up until 5 in the morning why are you AWAKE
steel_samurai_me
I had work
pink_princess_official
WHAT
pink_princess_official
YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THAT
steel_samurai_me
You could’ve inferred? From the fact that it was a Tuesday???
pink_princess_official
why are you like this.,.,.,.,
pink_princess_official
GOD i still haven’t recovered from magISTEEL CANON?????
steel_samurai_me
Yes, about that.
steel_samurai_me
I believe we made a pact.
pink_princess_official
oh my god…………..
pink_princess_official
HOW DID I HAVE THIS LEVEL OF FORESIGHT????
pink_princess_official
my POWER
pink_princess_official
okay but in all seriousness i don’t think either of us expected this to happen this soon (if ever!!!!) so if u wanna renege on that condition and think up a new one/break the pact that is totally justified i don’t want you to stress yourself i care about your emotional/mental health and stuff
steel_samurai_me
While that is very kind of you, I’ve made my mind up.
steel_samurai_me
Also, I don’t break promises
pink_princess_official
okay magistrate kinnie
steel_samurai_me
THIS IS MEANT TO BE A SERIOUS MOMENT
pink_princess_official
okay magistrate kinnie
pink_princess_official
YO BUT SERIOUS
steel_samurai_me
Serious
pink_princess_official
if we’re being serious?? if it doesn’t go well/ur stressed/upset in any way you are obligated to either message me or talk to like, ur sister or one of your friends bc i know this guy means a lot to you and if it doesn’t go great you might need some support and like. i know that i’ll be here for you no matter what, and i’m pretty confident that ur irl friends and family would say the same
steel_samurai_me
Thank you. That’s really kind of you.
steel_samurai_me
I’m quite stressed about it?? But less than I thought I’d be.
steel_samurai_me
Honestly, I think I’m just numb with shock that Magisteel is canon now
pink_princess_official
FUCKIN. TELL ME ABOUT IT.
pink_princess_official
I’M LOSING MY WHOLE SHIT
steel_samurai_me
Princesstal is next!!
pink_princess_official
OH MY GOD DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT
season-6-spoilers
25 January 2029
bumblebee
I JUST FINISHED THE SERIES AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE THE FIRST TO SAY: WHAT THE SHIT
techie
actually, i wld imagine that My n Pink were the first to say ‘WHAT THE SHIT’
bumblebee
HOW ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS????
techie
i’ve been hanging out in this channel for the past two days just Watching the Chaos unfold
bumblebee
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
techie
fr tho go read My and Pink’s breakdown at the top of chat it’s incredible
My’s favourite son
Oh my GOD
xXperegrinefalconXx
holy fuck.
techie
yo peregrine i know u watched on wednesday u bitch
xXperegrinefalconXx
and i have been losing my shit since then.
xXperegrinefalconXx
what of it?
My’s favourite son
I want to find everyone responsible for this series and hug them forever
My’s favourite son
I’m giving them all of my positivity, I love them so much
techie
:,) i’m sure they’ll know
My’s favourite son
I just. This is incredible
xXperegrinefalconXx
the true samurai are those behind the scenes
techie
FUCK YEAH THEY ARE
bumblebee
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA MY’S KEYSMASH IS SO RARE, YET SO CURSED
bumblebee
COMMUNICATES INCREDIBLY DEEP EMOTIONS
xXperegrinefalconXx
his accursed keysmash contains miscellaneous ASCII symbols…… i fear this man.
techie
as u fuckin SHOULD
My’s favourite son
Okay, I have to say, I love magisteel as much as the next person (we’re all on this server, after all)?? But I REALLY want to talk about the new characters, because I very much care about the Sohei, and also the Emissary and the Dynast?? They are all SO good.
bumblebee
fuckin long names though. the lepidopteran emissary??? PISS off
xXperegrinefalconXx
i thought that ‘the diaphanous dynast’ was a pretty name.
techie
i’m sure that saying those names was truly hellish for the VAs……
techie
also, these are all preexisting characters!! the writers just started going Utterly bonkers after a certain point
bumblebee
fair
My’s favourite son
Good for them!!
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
what’s up mother fuckers
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
OH Bee and Este what’d you think of the season???
bumblebee
*screams in varying degree of excitement*
My’s favourite son
I loved it!!!!!!
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
BITCH ME TOO
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
honestly the level of ‘tired and emotional’ me and My reached on tuesday morning were absolutely astounding
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
i can say with complete certainty that My was operating off of two hours of sleep (at an absolute MAXIMUM) on tuesday
himbo (jay)
MAGITSELL CANON>??>?>??
techie
we got another one
bumblebee
My is such a goddamn hypocrite sending us to go sleep all the time
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
it’s a ‘do as i say and not as i do’ kind of thing
My’s favourite son
Hey, I’m sure he has a good reason!! He probably didn’t have that much to do on Tuesday!!!!
xXperegrinefalconXx
i disagree on principal. My is a dumbass.
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
nah i’m pretty sure it’s just that he’s used to operating off pretty much zero sleep
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
not recently?? but defo in the past
My
Magisteel is canon
bumblebee
MAN
himbo (jay)
MAGISTEEL IS FUKCING CANON
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
SEASON SIX GOOD
techie
*sips tea*
My
That is all. Good day.
xXperegrinefalconXx
i hope you read up chat and saw me call you a dumbass.
My
I did!! Thanks for that, by the way
himbo (jay)
holy fuck holy SHIT gay rights
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
gay rights to shut the fuck up <3
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
i am saying that directly to myself, btw
techie
that’s just a callout for Everyone on the server
My
No, I agree with Pink
xXperegrinefalconXx
the only gay person with rights is hatsune miku
bumblebee
ENOUGH ABOUT MIKU ALREADY
general-1
1 February 2029
sonic and friends
Barely anyone’s talked in here recently. Where did everyone go?
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
YO we’ve been hanging out in the spoiler channel bc everyone’s yelling abt the most recent season
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
and My said no spoilers in other channels so we’re being cool and not spoiling
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
i mean. as much as we can. there’s been a LOT of art
sonic and friends
Oh, what happened?
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
UR GNA HAVE TO COME TO THE SPOILER CHANNEL TO KNOW THAT MY BUD
sonic and friends
But I don’t want spoilers!
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
ARE YOU SERIOUS
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
come to spoiler channel NOW or i WILL Get You
sonic and friends
Okay, fine.
sonic and friends
season-6-spoilers
steel-samurai
4 February 2029
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
basically we’re theorising that the war was started in america?? and kinda, momentum carried it over to japan and then east asia and then everywhere else
My
Pink has a masterpost somewhere on her Tumblr account, I’ll go find it for you
Tails the Fox
okay, thank you!! i had no idea that there was so much background to this…
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
well, it’s weird, bc the setting in a lot of the original series was Loosely Similar??? i’m not sure if that was due to budgeting issues or w/e, but the reboot turned it up to 110%
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
the fact that they were animating gave them a lot more leeway to kinda,, jazz up the setting and worldbuilding
Tails the Fox
it’s really not that obvious though, do you think that it’s actually a part of the writing team’s process??
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
some interviews i’ve seen suggest that it’s something that the senior members of the team decide upon, but a lot of the minutiae are left up to the writers and animators to like,, figure out
My
Here you go: https://realpinkprincess.techieumblr.com/post/634561177737360097
Tails the Fox
okay, thank you!! i’m gonna go read that now,,, see you in a bit!!!!!!
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
we hope u think our theory stands up to evidence lmao
My
We really did try…
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
HHHH speaking OF i wanted to talk abt the telepathic animal control from season 6 bc that doesn’t make sense??
My
Unless the animals are somehow cybernetically enhanced as well…
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
ooohhhh damn yeah that’s a shout
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
that might mean that the animalian enhancements evolved though, bc it looks like animals can still reproduce n stuff
My
That’s a really interesting thought, actually
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
we are two halves of one braincell
My
If we fused, we would become bisexual
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
IQUWYCINOUQYEMIOVU WHAT
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
SHUT UP I HATE YOU
My
There are two wolves inside you…
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
BITCH ARE YOU CALLING ME A FURRY????
sonic and friends
What’s going on in here?
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
sonic it’s 12am
My
Hypocrite
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
no u
sonic and friends
What’s a ‘furry’?
sonic and friends
Also, why are you talking about cybernetic enhancements? Are those a part of the Steel Samurai??
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
IF YOU WEREN’T SUCH A NAYSAYER, THEN MAYBE YOU’D ACTUALLY ENJOY STEEL SAMURAI, BC IT’S FUCKING COOL AS HELL
My
Yes, the cybernetic enhancements are new(ish) to the series, but the whole narrative around them has been built pretty well (and quite subtly)
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
‘’’’’’’subtly’’’’’’’’
My
Fair point.
sonic and friends
I feel like we may all be up until four if we start talking about this. None of us have time for that.
My
You may be correct,
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
yeah but me n My have spent literally a year constructing a theory around this it’s our magnum opus
My
Equally correct!!!
sonic and friends
I’m going to neatly sidestep this conversation and go back to my previous question: what is a furry?
My
Words genuinely cannot express how little I want to have this conversation.
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
it’s not actually that bad?? just. INCREDIBLY difficult to explain
sonic and friends
Well, we’re all here. We’ve got time.
My
Furries are people who like to dress as animals.
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
huh. that was actually a lot simpler than anticipated.
sonic and friends
Okay, cool. I have a few questions.
My
None of which I will willingly answer!!
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
ur literally gna have to just. don’t question it
sonic and friends
I mean, they’re cool, right?? They don’t actually hunt people??
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
WHAT
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
HOW DOES THAT FOLLOW,,
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
no, most furries are pretty swell tbch
sonic and friends
Okay, cool!!
My
Okay, I actually do have a question for Sonic, but maybe we should go to general-1
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
will do B)
sonic and friends
Okay.
general-1
4 February 2029
My
Wait, maybe this should go in advice-channel
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
OH MY GOD MAKE UP YOUR MIND
advice-channel
4 February 2029
sonic and friends
Hello!
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
okay why are we here
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
council of idiots
My
I wanted to ask Sonic about how to ask people out??
My
How?
sonic and friends
Is that the whole question?
My
Yes.
sonic and friends
I’m probably not the person you should be asking about this? But you just say something like ‘Hey, do you wanna go get dinner sometime?’ and then wait for their answer.
My
Okay, cool
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
couldn’t you just look this up online??
My
I did, but the WikiHow images threw me off a bit
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
fair tbh
sonic and friends
Why do you ask?
My
NO REASON
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
secret blood pact :P
sonic and friends
I feel… betrayed.
My
How’s it going with your guy, anyway?
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
My coming in STRONG with the redirect
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
will Sonic take the bait??
sonic and friends
Well, he’s not straight. Doesn’t really solve much, though.
My
EXPLAIN????
sonic and friends
You refused to explain, and so will I.
My
That’s understandable.
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
how are we all adults
My
Luck
sonic and friends
Luck.
sonic and friends
Haha, snap!
My
Same hat!!
sonic and friends
What does that mean??
My
It means, ‘Same’? Or I guess ‘I feel the same way’ or ‘We share a braincell’ or anything similar.
sonic and friends
Why would we only have one braincell between us??
My
Just, because.
sonic and friends
That’s a non-answer.
My
Do not question my authority, Sonic
sonic and friends
Okay, Dr. Robotnik.
My
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
sonic and friends
I didn’t say anything!! This is a typed conversation.
My
I despise you
sonic and friends
:-)
sonic and friends
Where did Pink go?
My
She probably went to sleep.
My
We should also do that, to be perfectly honest.
sonic and friends
Fair enough. Goodnight!
My
Goodnight :)
private message to pink_princess_official
8 February 2029
steel_samurai_me
I thought this would be easier!! But every time I talk to him I am overcome with anxiety!!! How in the WORLD do people actually ask anyone else out, this is IMPOSSIBLE
pink_princess_official
ah jeez
pink_princess_official
i’m serious, u can go back on this at any time
steel_samurai_me
No, I want to. I just… also don’t want to.
pink_princess_official
ya igu
pink_princess_official
okay do u want serious Pink or goof Pink???
steel_samurai_me
A bit of both, please
pink_princess_official
okay like. best case scenario he declares his passionate love for u on the spot and you get married immediately. WORST case, he looks a bit uncomfortable and tells you he doesn’t feel the same way. and do you want my honest opinion on the Most Likely chain of events??
steel_samurai_me
Of course.
pink_princess_official
he’s probably gonna say ‘oh, dinner sounds great! when’s good for you??’ and you’ll work it out from there
pink_princess_official
i’m all for panicked imaginings, but realism is important in these kinda situations
steel_samurai_me
That’s true.
steel_samurai_me
What world are we living in where you’re being sensible….
pink_princess_official
bitch, r you implying that YOU’RE the sensible one here???
pink_princess_official
we had one braincell between us, but it got dropped in a storm drain after we spent three years fighting for it and now it hangs out with that evil clown and some cool rats
steel_samurai_me
What, we’ve both been brainless for ten years?
steel_samurai_me
Wait, that checks out. Never mind.
steel_samurai_me
Thank you, though. Seriously.
pink_princess_official
it’s no problem!!
pink_princess_official
it’s what i’ve been telling myself recently lol
steel_samurai_me
Oh?? Is there an update on mystery woman???
pink_princess_official
aieurynioaeu it’s just that like. you doing this has made it all a bit more real?? and tbch, you’re right; it’s kinda time we got a move on and did something. thus, the planning
steel_samurai_me
This was your idea
pink_princess_official
HEY THAT’S TRUE
pink_princess_official
I’M right that we need to get a move on a do something
steel_samurai_me
Never let it be said that you aren’t full of good ideas
pink_princess_official
i won’t <3 i will look god in the eye and walk backwards into hell i am untouchable and unkillable etc
steel_samurai_me
You’re right, but at what cost? Immortality is worse than death, to many
pink_princess_official
i mean yeah. but i’m built different
pink_princess_official
obviously being immortal would be awful and i would hate it, but i think i’m one of the more powerful people i know
steel_samurai_me
Regarding what we were talking about before the change of topic, mystery woman would be LUCKY to date you (I think that she’ll say yes, if/when you do ask)
pink_princess_official
qiuerinvu god i hope so……
pink_princess_official
she’s just. kind of the strongest person i know. i like her more than is reasonable
steel_samurai_me
You’re pretty strong, yourself, Pink. She probably thinks the same about you.
pink_princess_official
qoiuenyoqiuvy maybe,,, it just, hh
steel_samurai_me
I get that.
pink_princess_official
this really is yet another virtual handshake moment
steel_samurai_me
We do share a singular, long since abandoned braincell.
pink_princess_official
all of its energy was used to make the reboot theory lmaooo
steel_samurai_me
You are not wrong!!
pink_princess_official
i’m never wrong <3
steel_samurai_me
Bold words….
pink_princess_official
i’m never wrong, which is why i’m not gna be wrong abt u and ur guy either. believe in urself. you’re gonna have a great date.
steel_samurai_me
Please don’t treat this as a foregone conclusion!! He might not say yes!!!!
steel_samurai_me
But still, thank you
pink_princess_official
what are friends for???
steel_samurai_me
I still can’t believe that you had the power to simply assign yourself as my friend
pink_princess_official
i have the power to do anything B)
steel_samurai_me
Terrifying!!
general-1
11 February 2029
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
look, i KNOW i have an unhealthy obsession with gacha games. does that mean i will stop playing?? no <3
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
dare i ask how much money you’ve spent on the games….
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i will only answer with: more than i should have
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
you make terrible financial decisions!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i have been aware….
My
Please don’t use all your money on gachas
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
I’M TRYING.,
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
TIME TO CHANGE TOPIC. HOW’S YOUR DAY BEEN
My
Subtle segue!! I would like to remind you that YOU are the one who brought this up in the first place
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
idk i had like. work
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
classic school shit
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
oh, neat!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
hey My?? SHUT
My
I refuse
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
how was ur day, Ra????
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
did some work stuff. made fun on my roommate. the usual
My
Your poor roommate…
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
you didn’t ANSWER THE QUESTION, My
My
Yesterday was very good!! Today was very stressful!! That is all I will say.
My
Things are….. interesting
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
vague. i like it!!
gabs
vagueposting in main?? love to see it
gabs
glad to hear everyone’s been relatively functional
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me…….
My
What is functionality and how do I achieve it???
gabs
good question!! i have no clue
gabs
i get the feeling that Ra has no idea either, honestly
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
you guys are ADULTS
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
yeah?? and?????
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
the only difference when ur an adult is that no one can stop you from buying froot loops at 3am
gabs
hate to say it, but she’s not wrong
My
You do also have to work?? I thought I should put that out there as well, just so Jonno is aware
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
the economy isn’t real
My
Why do these takes always happen at 7:00pm?? Is there something magical about that time of day???
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
my brain is, at any moment, working on producing some of the spiciest takes known to man
sonic and friends
guess who!! ヾ(・ω・*)
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
YO SONIC’S DAUGHTER AGAIN!!!
gabs
GOD for a second there i thought sonic had been possessed and/or killed
sonic and friends
daddy’s lying on the sofa, completely unmoving…..
sonic and friends
i think he’s having a crisis
sonic and friends
so i stole his computer!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
!!!!!!!! thieves UNITE
My
Is he, alright??
sonic and friends
more than alright!! ¬‿¬
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
seems that we’re making vagueness our MO tonight
sonic and friends
maybe he’ll tell you about it sometime… but i think that i’ll just keep you in suspense, for now (｀∀´)
My
I’ll see you all in a bit; I need to go and make dinner.
gabs
cya My!!
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
hope ur dinner’s like,, edible n stuff
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
don’t burn anything lol
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
SONIC’S DAUGHTER.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
T.
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
WAIT. T, spill the tea
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
hope ur proud of urself rn Ra that pun dealt me 1000 psychic damage
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i am!!!
sonic and friends
well, there isn’t much to say…. my show two days ago went well, and homework isn’t too bad
gabs
very epic!! ur show… what was it???
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
FUCK
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
EMAILED MY TEACHER A JOKE EMAIL SEND HELP
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
you were gone for like, two minutes,,, how
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
the subject line of the email is ‘wig’
sonic and friends
don’t worry about it!! i put kaomoji in my emails all the time, and my teachers don’t care (っ´ω\`)ﾉ(╥ω╥)
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
reassuring,,
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
i always start my emails to my boss with a new annoying intro
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
‘fare thee well, good sir??’ was definitely a favourite
gabs
you guys are insane!! clearly the only way to write a work email is a single sentence of condensed information
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
i’m suddenly feeling a lot better about my email
sonic and friends
ur teacher isn’t gonna be mad!! or else…… ヽ(\`⌒´メ)ノ
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
wait gabs do you not like….. sign off ur emails???
gabs
the recipient should be capable of reading the address it was sent from
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
WHAT
sonic and friends
OH NO DADDY’S SITTING UP
sonic and friends
false alarm, he went to make dinner
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
drama……
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
SIGNING OFF EMAILS IS THE BEST PART
gabs
yeah but consider: it takes time
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
YOU UNHOLY CREATURE
sonic and friends
yeah, signing off is fun!! you get to put sparkles around your name and stuff
gabs
yeah but it takes TIME
gabs
i’m a BUSY PERSON
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
‘yeah don’t worry about gabs they just hate wasting time’
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
‘no, they don’t secretly hate you’
gabs
my coworkers know it’s me!!!! it’s literally in the address bar!!!!!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
you’re literally terrible
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
writing ‘best wishes, [name]’ doesn’t take that much time u utter gremlin
gabs
pretty rich of YOU to be calling people gremlins
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
you’re both gremlins??? i don’t see the issue here????
sonic and friends
gremlinery should be encouraged
sonic and friends
by the way, gabs, i can’t say much about my show bc ~stranger danger~ but it’s amazing and you would love it ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚
gabs
hell yeah!!
gabs
i live in tealand so i probably won’t ever see it but. if i’m ever in ur area i’ll try to coincidentally stumble across you
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
not to be a My, but isn’t it ungodly late where you are???
gabs
are you going to make me go sleep?? are you????
My
No, but I will.
gabs
SHIT
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
BUSTED
gabs
fine i’ll sleep. ugh. work is annoying though
gabs
remember me…….
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
you’re not DYING gabs
sonic and friends
sleep is like death, in a way
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
wig!!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
terrifying <3
private message to pink_princess_official
13 February 2029
steel_samurai_me
SOS what do I wear on a date???
pink_princess_official
what
pink_princess_official
WHAT???????
pink_princess_official
HE SAID YES?????????????
pink_princess_official
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
pink_princess_official
WHAT’S THE INVERSE OF THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
pink_princess_official
HOLY SHIT CONGRATS???? WHAT
steel_samurai_me
I’m really sorry I didn’t tell you, I’ve been overthinking it for the past three days
steel_samurai_me
I was going to tell you after, if it went well
steel_samurai_me
But then I realised that I have no idea how to do any of this
pink_princess_official
okay okay okay
pink_princess_official
i need to get my date head on
pink_princess_official
what are your options??
steel_samurai_me
Clothes??
pink_princess_official
NO SHIT!!
pink_princess_official
WHICH clothes
steel_samurai_me
I can just wear what I wear to work, right??
pink_princess_official
what the FUCK are you TALKING ABOUT
pink_princess_official
NO!!!! ABSOLUTELY DON’T!!!!!!!!
pink_princess_official
dress like a regular ass person
steel_samurai_me
How do I do that??!
pink_princess_official
wait u wear glasses, correct??
steel_samurai_me
Yes?
pink_princess_official
what colour are the frames
steel_samurai_me
Silvery-grey??
steel_samurai_me
Wow I really am blind, huh
pink_princess_official
king…. did u have to take your glasses off to remember what colour the frames were
steel_samurai_me
In my defence, I don’t look at them often
pink_princess_official
they’re ON YOUR FACE
pink_princess_official
ALL THE TIME
steel_samurai_me
Not that I don’t appreciate the bullying, but why did you want to know??
pink_princess_official
u have grey slacks right
pink_princess_official
wear those
pink_princess_official
BAM. i’m a colour matching GENIUS
steel_samurai_me
That’s, not a terrible idea
pink_princess_official
i’m objectively your most fashionable friend
steel_samurai_me
The awful thing about that sentence is that it’s very, VERY likely to be correct
pink_princess_official
okay sweaters?? smart sweaters???
pink_princess_official
from ur general demeanour i would imagine that you’re like…. business casual gay
pink_princess_official
grey slacks, white shirt, sweater (your choice of colour)
pink_princess_official
done!!
pink_princess_official
remember to wear your glasses or the colour scheme’ll be off
steel_samurai_me
I very much doubt that I’m going to forget to wear my glasses.
steel_samurai_me
Given that I can’t, you know, SEE without them
steel_samurai_me
And thank you for the clothing advice!! You truly are my most fashionable friend
pink_princess_official
out of interest… how long is the date in??
steel_samurai_me
Half an hour
pink_princess_official
WOW YOU CUT IT REAL FINE WITH THE PREPARING
steel_samurai_me
LISTEN,
steel_samurai_me
It’s only fifteen minutes away, so I have time
pink_princess_official
and you always pretend to be responsible……..
steel_samurai_me
I am responsible!!!!
pink_princess_official
no?????
pink_princess_official
also i still haven’t recovered from u dropping the fact that you’re going on a date with the guy you’ve been in love with for 9 (???? maybe more) years
pink_princess_official
dropping this fact on me JUST NOW
pink_princess_official
jesus christ
steel_samurai_me
I’m really sorry!!
pink_princess_official
no it’s fine lmao
pink_princess_official
it’s just so unexpected
pink_princess_official
wait tomorrow is va
pink_princess_official
tomorrow is valentines DAY?????
pink_princess_official
WHY DID YOU NOT. DO THE DATE THEN
steel_samurai_me
You know as well as I do that every restaurant in L.A. will be absolutely packed tomorrow
steel_samurai_me
Thus, the incredibly intelligent decision to beat the crowds and schedule our date for the night before
pink_princess_official
actual bastards, both of you
pink_princess_official
i hope your date goes well, nerd
pink_princess_official
seriously though it’s gna be epic dw dw don’t stress
steel_samurai_me
Thank you.
steel_samurai_me
I need to head out now. I’ll see you in a bit!!
pink_princess_official
ok, see ya!!
general-1
13 February 2029
My’s favourite son
I just…. don’t understand why it’s pronounced like that
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
sometimes the english language just does not make sense
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
also probably some holdover from when we stole the word from another language lmao
My
HELP
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
OH MY GOD FUCK OFF
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
BE IN THE MOMENT. STOP GOING ON SERVER RIGHT NOW
My
SORRY SORRY SORRY
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
what?????
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
nothing <3
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
but yeah what’s up with pronunciation like….. chihuahua??? wh
private message to pink_princess_official
13 February 2029
steel_samurai_me
Oh my god
steel_samurai_me
I’m losing my mind right now
pink_princess_official
YOOOOOO!!!!
pink_princess_official
DID IT GO WELL??????
steel_samurai_me
I think yes??
steel_samurai_me
Probably
pink_princess_official
FUCKIM CONGRATULATIONS MY DUDE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! I’M PROMOTING YOU TO FUNCTIONAL GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pink_princess_official
okay gimme a rundown
pink_princess_official
where’d u go what’d u do
steel_samurai_me
We went to a restaurant, ate food, talked, went home
steel_samurai_me
The end
pink_princess_official
VAGUEPOSTING??? AT A TIME LIKE THIS????
pink_princess_official
okay i’ll be less specific
pink_princess_official
what food. did u eat,
steel_samurai_me
I had wonton soup?? We shared crab rangoon as well
pink_princess_official
oh NICE
pink_princess_official
what’d you talk abt???
steel_samurai_me
We argued, mostly? So, no change
steel_samurai_me
NOT BAD ARGUING
pink_princess_official
I ASSUMED NOT
pink_princess_official
what a date that would be
pink_princess_official
‘no we don’t hate each other’
pink_princess_official
‘it’s not bullying, it’s banter’
steel_samurai_me
It was really nice, honestly
steel_samurai_me
Also, we both knew it was a date. No miscommunication about that.
pink_princess_official
that’s. a strange thing to say
steel_samurai_me
It’s not!! You’ve just, made jokes about how oblivious he is and I wanted to reassure you that he got the message!!!!
pink_princess_official
what happened
steel_samurai_me
NOTHING
pink_princess_official
why are you being so edgy about this???
pink_princess_official
WAIT
pink_princess_official
did u kiss on THE MOUTH???? WHORE
steel_samurai_me
PLEASE,
steel_samurai_me
I LITERALLY CAN’T TAKE THIS
pink_princess_official
HHAHHAHAHA YOU SO DID
pink_princess_official
oooohhh my god i’m demoting you to disaster gay again this is hysterical
steel_samurai_me
Don’t even JOKE about that
steel_samurai_me
I really shouldn’t be giving you any more ammunition, but I honest to God didn’t make it to the couch before I Actually Collapsed
steel_samurai_me
I’m currently sitting on the floor next to the couch
steel_samurai_me
This is not a drill. Help.
pink_princess_official
HHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHH OH MY GODDDDDDDD
pink_princess_official
ACTUAL HUMAN DISASTER
pink_princess_official
i’m literally never gonna let u live this down
steel_samurai_me
I did not expect you to!!
pink_princess_official
wait brb Sonic’s texting
steel_samurai_me
Say hi to him from me!!
pink_princess_official
lol sure
general-1
13 February 2029
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
LITERALLY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING RIGHT NOW
✬ amy ✬
YOU THINK I KNOW??
My
Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My’s favourite son
Hey, My!!
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
why so many exclamation points???
My
Sorry, I just had a date with that guy I always talk about and the euphoria is setting in
✬ amy ✬
you WHAT
bumblebee
YOOOOO
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
HOLY FUCK, MY!!!!
My
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My’s favourite son
That’s so good!!
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
actual fucking CONGRATS bro that’s epic
My
How are you all???
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
p good
✬ amy ✬
having a great time tbh
bumblebee
hhhhhhhh gay people
gabs
MY I’VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT THIS BITCH SINCE LITERAL 2021 AND YOU’RE JUST SKIPPING OVER THIS??????
gabs
THE VINDICATION I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW
My
I think that I have miscalculated
techie
uhhhhh spill????
My
No!!
bumblebee
i haven’t been suffering as long as those two but… i am still intrigued
gabs
MYYYY i had to deal with your yearning messages at ONE IN THE ACTUAL MORNING please make me feel like my struggle was worth it
My
FINE…. it was very nice and I enjoyed it
techie
lmao,, if My can ask his bf out, anyone can
✬ amy ✬
this message filled me with STRENGTH
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
sometimes yearning works out!! and i think that’s epic
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
second dad ACQUIRED LOL
techie
wait did i kill My
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
rip……….
My’s favourite son
Oh man, I’m so happy for you!! Please don’t be dead!!!!!
My
I saw ‘bf’ and my brain exploded
My
Thanks, Tech
techie
disaster man on main
techie
love to see it
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
I COME BEARING SONIC
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
he
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
okay he says he’ll be on in a sec lol
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
magisteel is canon, and now so is My/That One Guy……. Is Pink/Mystery Woman next???
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
WE’LL FUCKIN SEE
✬ amy ✬
wow it really is all happening rn
sonic and friends
Hello, everyone!!
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
also, i just found out that Sonic went on a date w/ his long term crush as well!!!! everyone say motherfucking CONGRATIONS
techie
it really is all happening today!!
My’s favourite son
Nice!!!!
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
actually wait that’s. huh.
bumblebee
server dad appreciation party
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
wait,
gabs
this is very chaotic, but simultaneously the most reassuring thing….. if My can do it, yeah. truly, anyone can
My
I just told my sister about my date, and she called me a ‘foolishly foolish fool’… thanks, I love you too <3
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
haha, DESTROYED
sonic and friends
Wait, babe??
My
What??
My
FUCK
‘sonic and friends’ was kicked from the server
gabs
wh
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
WAITE A
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
HOLED ON
My’s favourite son
WHAT???????
bumblebee
INSTANT ANNIHILATION
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
WAIT WIAT WAT
My
I’M PUTTING THIS CHANNEL IN SLOWMODE, NOBODY MOVE
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
hold the FUCKING PHONE
bumblebee
SLOWMODE???
gabs
6 hour slowmode…….
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED????
techie
omg,
private message to steel_samurai_me
13 February 2029
pink_princess_official
MILES EDGOWETH????
steel_samurai_me
WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW
pink_princess_official
ARE YOU FOR REAL MILES FUCKING EDGEWORTH YES OR NO
steel_samurai_me
YES???????
pink_princess_official
YOU HAVE SERIOUSLY GOT TO BE SHITTING ME
steel_samurai_me
I WISH I WAS
pink_princess_official
WHAT THE FUCK
steel_samurai_me
m FEY, IS THAT YOU
pink_princess_official
GOT IT IN ONE, BITCH!!!
pink_princess_official
I’M LOSING MY MIND!!!!!!!
steel_samurai_me
This isn’t real
pink_princess_official
what the FUCK is HAPPENING
pink_princess_official
i. Miles ed. we have been friends. for thirteen real life actual years. without knowing. My i can’t deal with this
steel_samurai_me
This is TOO MUCH to happen in one evening
pink_princess_official
I CALLED YOU A WHORE???????
pink_princess_official
AND I’M NOT EVEN SORRY???????????
pink_princess_official
BECAUSE WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR THIRTEEN YEARS??????????????????
steel_samurai_me
Give me a moment Phoenix is calling
pink_princess_official
holy FUCK
pink_princess_official
Phoenix ‘Sonic’ Wright, my brother, who you are DATING, is calling you
pink_princess_official
i’m laughing so hard right now this is genuine insanity
steel_samurai_me
I’ll be with you in a moment let me get my laptop
pink_princess_official
oh my god don’t stress too much it’s no big deal
steel_samurai_me
Hi, I’m back
steel_samurai_me
That’s a lie, this is a big deal, I cannot parse this situation at all
pink_princess_official
tell ‘’’’Sonic’’’’ i said hi lmao
steel_samurai_me
He told me to tell you to ‘mind your own business, m’
pink_princess_official
HE CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS
pink_princess_official
oh my GOD
steel_samurai_me
This is TOO MUCH
pink_princess_official
I’M CACKLING
private message to steel_samurai_me, 123violin
13 February 2029
steelywheelyautomobiley
Mr. ed.
steelywheelyautomobiley
have you been running a fandom discord server for an inordinate amount of time
steelywheelyautomobiley
also i know it’s you, don’t try to back out of this
123violin
Mr. ed???
steel_samurai_me
Is this some kind of cosmic joke?????
steel_samurai_me
I should’ve known it was you, Kay
steelywheelyautomobiley
YEAH??? the stealing jokes didn’t tip you off???
123violin
wait, KAY??????
steel_samurai_me
Hello, Sebastian
steel_samurai_me
Did you know it was me before now??
steelywheelyautomobiley
no, but i recognised Franziska’s catchphrase lmao,,
steelywheelyautomobiley
i’ve known abt seb since like,,, december???
123violin
YOU KNEW IT WAS ME????
123violin
WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME??????
steelywheelyautomobiley
I FORGOT
steel_samurai_me
I’m so sorry
steelywheelyautomobiley
no it’s kinda funny lmao
steelywheelyautomobiley
the only reason i’m dming is like,,
123violin
Wait, were WE the kids you always talk about???
steel_samurai_me
I think that this is the worst possible format for this incredibly serious conversation
steelywheelyautomobiley
could we vc?? i just kinda wanna hear it from you
steel_samurai_me
Of course, Kay. Let me just tell Phoenix I need to go
steelywheelyautomobiley
HOLY SHIT PHOENIX WRIGHT IS ‘THAT MAN’?????
123violin
Wait, the ongoing ‘that man’ mystery is solved???
123violin
FINALLY!!!!
steel_samurai_me
I refuse to dignify either of those comments with a response
steelywheelyautomobiley
QIUWOEYCNOIU HOWW DID I NOT KNOW IT WAS YOU, YOU EVEN TYPE LIKE A FUCKING NERD
steel_samurai_me
Language, Kay
steelywheelyautomobiley
:P
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private message to steel_samurai_me
13 February 2029
pink_princess_official
i think we might both be stupid???
pink_princess_official
like, How. HOW
steel_samurai_me
m, again, I have not a Single Solitary clue
pink_princess_official
are u still on the phone to Nick??
steel_samurai_me
No, I’m calling Kay and Sebastian right now
pink_princess_official
why,
pink_princess_official
WAIT WERE THEY IN THE FUCKING SERVER???
pink_princess_official
NICK ALWAYS JOKES ABOUT THEM BEING YOUR KIDS
pink_princess_official
DON’T. DON’T FUCKING TELL ME IT’S RA AND ESTE
steel_samurai_me
Yes, Kay is Ra, Sebastian is Este.
pink_princess_official
WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING
pink_princess_official
this is the stupidest thing that’s ever happened ever in the world, i think
pink_princess_official
man…..
pink_princess_official
wait i need to go do damage control on server i’ll brb
general-1
13 February 2029
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
sorry abt that, slight technical difficulties
gabs
slowmode….. why
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
quoweonviuwyem it’s off now!!!!
bumblebee
what uhhhh happened???
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
okay it’s the Literal stupidest thing ever but i’m gna hold fire until My says i can go Bananas
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
oka y
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
i just. the raw chaotic energy of My just kicking Sonic instantly for saying ‘babe’
techie
i have a hypothesis
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
techie ur probably right but HOLD FIRE
techie
if i’m right then u guys rly are the dumbest idiots in idiotville
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
WE KNOW QIWOIUEYVOMIQYVWI
bumblebee
what’s My doing??
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
uhhhhh things?? maintenance
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
i’ll get back to you on that one
private message to steel_samurai_me
13 February 2029
pink_princess_official
yo you still on call???
steel_samurai_me
I just left the call.
pink_princess_official
hiuofnwqwoiueyx how’d it go??
steel_samurai_me
Emotions are difficult
pink_princess_official
lmao TELL me about it
pink_princess_official
i’ve been speedrunning through every single emotion it’s possible for a human to experience for the past half hour
steel_samurai_me
Oh!! I just remembered something terrible!!!!!
pink_princess_official
pray tell??
steel_samurai_me
I gave Phoenix NSFW access!!!!!!
pink_princess_official
i,
pink_princess_official
i can’t even laugh, that’s just
pink_princess_official
oh my god. rip.
steel_samurai_me
This is hell
pink_princess_official
the state of california sentences you to death for horny crimes
steel_samurai_me
Thank god!!!!
pink_princess_official
btw ppl are asking what happened,,, what do we do
steel_samurai_me
Can you VC??
pink_princess_official
oh FUCK YEAH
‘pink_princess_official’ started a voice call
general-1
13 February 2029
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
alright mothered fuckers
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
let’s do this
My
server-lore
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
how incredibly fucking ominous of you!!
server-lore
13 February 2029
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
today, i learned that i have, in actuality, known My in real life for longer than i have known him online
My
Today, I learned that I am dating Pink’s brother (who you all may know as Sonic), and had no idea that they were the same person
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
i cannot stress this enough: we are incredibly stupid
My
That’s all for today!!
general-1
13 February 2029
techie
i fucking KNEW IT
xXperegrinefalconXx
how are you both adults
My
Who can say???
bumblebee
SURELY you’re joking
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
i cannot communicate in language how much i wish we were
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
btw extra bonus My’s kids that he mentioned??? that is me and Este
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
come to think of it, we managed to predict this shit like 5 years in advance????
My’s favourite son
That is some SHOCKING nominative determinism
My
How DID you manage that??
EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess
same way we managed to no thought head empty our way through 13 years of friendship tbh
‘EUPHORIC Mod Pink Princess’ changed their nickname to ‘Idiot Mod Pink Princess’
gabs
the fact that all of this is happening at like 5am for me makes it a billion times funnier
bumblebee
WTF GO TO SLEEP???
My
Sleep
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
I’M GONNA KNOCK U OUT MYSELF, GO SLEEP
gabs
okay, but. this is still the stupidest shit ever. oh my god….. thank you for this gift
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
i can’t even Comprehend how this happened
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
bitch me neither
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
i thought My was idk… smart??
My
Apparently not
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
where’s ur logic now >:)
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
QUWINOEUVYOIMY
My
It’s lying dead in a ditch, somewhere far from here
My’s favourite son
What’s going to happen to Sonic????
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
OH MAN……..
introductions
14 February 2029
‘art_art_baby’ has joined the server
The Steel Bot
art_art_baby Greetings, art_art_baby! Welcome to the Steel Samurai/Magisteel fanserver! Please introduce yourself in this channel (e.g. name, age, pronouns, social media accounts; whatever you feel comfortable sharing). Head over to roles to get a colour for your name, then check out rules for the rules. The NSFW role is request only; if you are 18 , go to role-requests to ask for that. We hope you will have fun in the server!
My
Hello again
art_art_baby
I’m feeling a not insignificant amount of déjà vu.
My
Well, time is a flat circle, so that makes sense.
art_art_baby
I have no idea what you’re talking about!
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
HEEYYYYY!!!
‘Idiot Mod Pink Princess’ changed ‘art_art_baby’s nickname to ‘sonic and friends’
sonic and friends
Oh, this again. Yay.
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
as it should be
‘My’ changed ‘sonic and friend’s nickname to ‘sonic and friends <3’
My
:)
sonic and friends <3
:-)
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
GROSS
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
GET A ROOM
general-2
26 February 2029
bumblebee
this hurts to read
bumblebee
but to be frank, i’m astonished that this awful, awful au has survived this long
My
There’s no point even asking you to move to the Bee Movie channel, is there
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
we CANNOT BE STOPPED
server goblin (cal)
beel samurai real :)
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
beel samurai=real samurai!!
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
again with the FUCKING BEES
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
HOW MANY TIMES MUST HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
WILL HUMANITY NEVER LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF THEIR FOREBEARS
My
This server orbits one concept, and that concept is the Bee Movie AU
server goblin (cal)
fucking. i’m sorry but the ‘character assassination’ against bees is the single funniest thing a) in this movie and b) ever
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
the puppetmaster tweets a callout at the steel samurai
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
*beel samurai
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
oh, my bad
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
the bees going to court is. so so so so so funny i can’t even begin to get over it
bumblebee
i feel like i should love this au, bc of the name and all,??? but this is. godawful
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
my greatest regret is ever engaging with bee movie content
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
tfw a twenty year old movie haunts the internet for eternity
My
I have watched the Bee Movie one (1) time and it….. hurt
bumblebee
same!!!
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
qeryvoiun lmaoo
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
WAIT MY do you remember all those bee movie memes on youtube??
My
I try not to!!
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
the boomers are discussing memes…… f in chat
My’s chaotic daughter (ra)
f
bumblebee
f
server goblin (cal)
F
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
f
My
This is how Caesar felt, I think.
sonic and friends <3
What’s the Bee Movie?
My
Honestly?? If you don’t know, that is on you. I refuse to help.
bumblebee
YOU’D DO THAT TO HIM?????
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
no remorse!!
server goblin (cal)
fun date idea: watching the bee movie
Jerry Seinfeld (jonno)
IDEAL date night
My
That’s an incredibly tempting idea
sonic and friends <3
Might as well? At least I’ll have context for all of these jokes
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA HAVE A BEE MOVIE DATE???? I HATE YOU BOTH I HATE YOU SO MUCH
My
<3
sonic and friends <3
You’re just jealous.
server goblin (cal)
Sonic hitting Pink with yet another mystery woman callout!!!
My
Wait,
My
Pink. Pink, if ‘’’’’mystery woman’’’’’ is who I think it is I’m going to lose my mind
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
oh god
My
I’m. Please say psych.
bumblebee
WHO IS IT?????
sonic and friends <3
You’re really in for it now, huh!!
Idiot Mod Pink Princess
HELP
private message to pink_princess_official
26 February 2029
steel_samurai_me
If you have a crush on my sister, I am never going to forgive you.
pink_princess_official
I PLEAD THE FIFTH
steel_samurai_me
Pink……..
pink_princess_official
RIP ME……
pink_princess_official
yo btw do you want me to bring the limited pink princess boxset for friday bc i Have It and i Need To Show It To Someone
steel_samurai_me
Great redirect!! I will play along, for now
pink_princess_official
SHUT
steel_samurai_me
Yes, of course you should bring the boxset along!! I couldn’t find one in time and I’m still a little annoyed about it
pink_princess_official
oh RIP
pink_princess_official
also epic, do you have snacks
steel_samurai_me
I should have enough??
pink_princess_official
lol no u don’t
pink_princess_official
dw, i’ll bring extras >>B)
steel_samurai_me
Should I be afraid??
pink_princess_official
yes!!!!
pink_princess_official
the snacks shall overfloweth etc
steel_samurai_me
Great….
pink_princess_official
IUQVYOINURY LMAO
pink_princess_official
i will see you: on Friday
steel_samurai_me
See you!!