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messingyellow
there’s too many evil billionaires in the world. shoutout to bruce wayne but the sheer force of his goodness can’t stop the fact that lex luthor and elon musk exist. there’s enough hackers out there can someone just redistribute their wealth already
spnsuperstar
every reblog is another evil billionaire shot dead <3
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tired bitch @TimDrakeWayne
stop sending me robin merch. i said i liked robin ONE time. we have too many mugs now. please i am on my knees
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hanidykebeliever reblogged gregorolotus
Devinstits asked
whats the most obscure wayne family lore you know?
mistersarcastic
one time a production team came over to the manor to film some sort of reality show with us like keeping up with the kardashians. since there’s no wayne family reality show out there you can guess it didnt go well
redhooooods
did yall kill a camera man what
mistersarcastic
there’s NDAs you’ll never find out
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#thats so fucking ominous #what the hell does that mean
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sunshine child @DukeThomas
why is it always ME who finds the weird ass secret passages no one knew about??? the fuck is THIS?? [image: a bookshelf with a single book missing, swung open to reveal a dark passageway]
sunshine child @DukeThomas
@DukeThomas i asked the others no one knows what the fuck this is. jason says he’s taken out this exact book before and nothing happened. running theory is that the manor is somehow sentient and it really fucking hates me. or likes me its hard to tell
sunshine child @DukeThomas
@DukeThomas yknow what i dont have anything better to do today. who wants to go exploring the weird shifting passageways
tired bitch @TimDrakeWayne
@DukeThomas im not gonna save you this time
sunshine child @DukeThomas
@DukeThomas @TimDrakeWayne you didnt save me last time either i dont need you bitch. anyways this shit is wilddddd. first reply chooses where i go [image: a barely illuminated hallway with a spiral staircase going up and down]
local corvid @jaxonfive
@DukeThomas go down i wanna know if theres a creepy basement
sunshine child @DukeThomas
@DukeThomas @jaxonfive its your lucky day! [image: a large hallway made of dark stone with barred rooms on either side, like a fucked up medieval dungeon, duke’s face in the corner smiling at the selfie camera]
acab bitches @JayTWayne
@DukeThomas we have a fucking DUNGEON?
sunshine child @DukeThomas
@DukeThomas @JayTWayne i found bones
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ADHD speedster #4657 @Impulse
has anyone ever tried skydiving off the watchtower?
the one with the braincell @WonderGirl
@Impulse can i come too
not the brand @RedRobin
@Impulse @WonderGirl you dont deserve that name WG. but count me in
the original superboy @Superboy
@Impulse @WonderGirl @RedRobin IM not gonna be left out fuck you all
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JL official correspondence @JusticeLeague
Important: Please do not try to skydive off the Watchtower. The Watchtower is in space. You will breach the atmosphere and burn up. Young Justice’s excuse of “we lived because it was funny” cannot be universally applied.
lost the braincell @WonderGirl
@JusticeLeague cranky because you don’t operate on cartoon logic?
ADHD speedster #4657 @Impulse
@JusticeLeague and we’d do it again
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Desratheknightofyore reblogged wevley
knightofd00m
When hes fucked up and crushed under the weight of his responsibilities <333
knightofd00m
stop tagging this as waynes and mcyts fuck off with ur rpf shit ur faves are problematic
rainewhispersultimate
you’re literally a homestuck blog. im obsessed with kids cartoons. none of us have the moral high ground shut tf up
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#discourse #reblog
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JL official correspondence @JusticeLeague
Happy Pride Month from all of us in the Justice League! [image: the hall of justice lit up in rainbow colours]
Kary Katric @karyslongthoughts
@JusticeLeague I cannot believe the justice league is falling for the woke agenda. Absolutely disgraceful. Do you not stand for America and American values?
Midwestern speedster @Alsotheflash
@Justiceleague @karyslongthoughts L ratio JL is gay look at my boyfriend [image: the Flash and Nightwing kissing on top of a roof, a skyline visible behind them]
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Max @ageoguessrguy
the flash & nightwing took this picture on top of the Sapphire Hotel, downtown bludhaven [image: attached screenshots of google maps street view showing matching buildings to the image the Flash shared]
Quote tweet- Midwestern speedster @Alsotheflash
@Justiceleague @karyslongthoughts L ratio JL is gay look at my boyfriend [image: the Flash and Nightwing kissing on top of a roof, a skyline visible behind them]
Trans Hero Rights @Nightwing
@ageoguessrguy bro you’ve done this for the past 10 pictures we’ve posted. calm down before Batman gets your ass
Oracle @Oracle
@ageoguessrguy @Nightwing he’s already aware.
Max @ageoguessrguy
@ageoguessrguy @Nightwing @Oracle Shit
local corvid @jaxonfive
@ageoguessrguy @Nightwing @Oracle nice knowing you max o7
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sunshine child @DukeThomas
so y’all remember when i said ‘i think the manor is sentient and hates me’? found this in my room this morning. it was Not here before. [image: a picture of the floor of Duke’s bedroom. An orange rug has been moved out of the way, showing an open trapdoor where it previously was.]
sunshine child @DukeThomas
@DukeThomas i stepped onto the rug and it was fucking HOLLOW it was NOT hollow yesterday WHAT IS THIS
tired bitch @TimDrakeWayne
@DukeThomas isnt your room directly above the dining room
sunshine child @DukeThomas
@DukeThomas @TimDrakeWayne Yes. This doesn’t lead to the dining room. I somehow have a cave system under my SECOND FLOOR room [image: a view inside the trapdoor, where a rickety ladder goes down diagonally through a tight tunnel made of rocks, lined with lanterns and rope as handholds]
sunshine child @DukeThomas
@DukeThomas I’m just gonna close this and deal with it later. i’ve got classes now. fuck this
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heavysethorror
have people been seeing elon musks weird beef with bruce wayne?? ive been laughing about it for the past two hours why is he still tryiinnggg
heavysethorror
look at this shit 😭
[image: screenshot of a tweet from Elon Musk:
Elon Musk @ElonMusk
Am thinking lately about Gotham. A very sad place to be. Bruce Wayne does not do as much as he think he does to fix it. And it shows that his horde of supporters will hound whoever says it.]
This second tweet was removed for hate speech (the gothamites were NOT happy lmao mass reporting!!!)
[image: screenshot of an exchange between Elon Musk and another twitter user:
James @sunsizzling
@ElonMusk shut up man. cranky because your crappy cars got laughed out of gotham?
Elon Musk @ElonMusk
@ElonMusk @sunsizzling Gotham fundamentally does not have the infrastructure to support electric vehicles. Tesla charging ports were defaced and stolen within days! Disgusting what that misbegotten self-described Philanthropist allows]
So musk went off on a whole tirade about like free speech?? I think??
[image: a series of tweets from elon musk, including:
Elon Musk @ElonMusk
Twitter has deteriorated in recent years! Where is free speech? The right to criticism? If I had control people would be able to say what they want when they want to
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Elon Musk @ElonMusk
Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy
Do you believe Twitter rigorously adheres to this policy?
Yes--- 30%
No----------70%]
Which THEN led to all his rabid fans asking him to BUY twitter and become its new owner. The news was reported on, at which point Jason Fucking Todd-Wayne tweeted:
[image: a tweet from Jason Todd-Wayne
acab bitches @JayTWayne
oh fuck no]
No one knew what this meant, until we got THIS:
[image: the headline of an article from the Gotham Gazette that says “Bruce Wayne to acquire Twitter, deal settled within days”]
Of course the muskrat set off a whole tantrum about it, but it’s literally a done deal Wayne’s got Twitter now because his fucking kid didn’t wanna live under musk 😭
sunshineyellow
Jason Todd-Wayne is so real actually. he saw “bruce wayne could do the funniest thing possible rn” and made it a reality. and it IS the funniest thing possible i’m obsessed
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sunshine child @DukeThomas
ended up on fancam tiktok. there are a lot of pictures of me on the internet
ACE RIGHTS @jessiehoot
@DukeThomas EVERYONE SCATTER
sunshine child @DukeThomas
@DukeThomas @jessiehoot people keep saying that like i wasnt a fandom kid. ive made fancams. i was in awe of the talent. and also surprised there are so many pics fr guys i saw 20 fancams no repeats
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James @sunsizzling
so @JayTWayne whats the plan for twitter now?
acab bitches @JayTWayne
@sunsizzling we’re trying to figure out how no ads would work right now. Keep your eyes open
James @sunsizzling
@sunsizzling @JayTWayne YOOOOOOO
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Vogue Magazine @VogueMagazine
The Met Gala is underway as celebrities dress to the theme of space and exploration. See everyone’s outfits updated live here: bit.ly/2Hg3ytom
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‘The Space-Age: Innovation and Exploration in Fashion’
Vogue Magazine
This year’s Met Gala is themed around the Space Age, a time in the 1960’s and 70’s where the race for astrological advancement was at its peak, and the resulting proliferation of its ideas into the mainstream- including in fashion.
The Met’s exhibit shows off beautiful looks full of silver and metallic fabrics, alongside extravagant silhouettes and new-age aesthetics, something the celebrities attending the Gala certainly achieved! Let’s take a look at all the fantastic looks shown over the night.
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MET GALA 2024 FASHION ROAST
HauteLeMode
(08:34/58:47)
[transcript: Luke, the host of HauteLeMode is sat in front of his bookshelf.
“Okay, moving on-” He clicked a button off screen and an image of Bruce Wayne comes up. “There’s a lot of Waynes in attendance this year, but let’s start with the big guy- Brucie Wayne. He’s looking very dashing here- if you know Bruce Wayne you’ll know he never lets me down at the Met Gala. Every year, always on theme and always stunning, and this year is no different.”
Bruce in the image is looking serious into the distance- presumably at a different camera than the one that is taking the picture. His hair is slicked back and adorned with flecks of silver, matching the hints of makeup he has on.
“So he’s wearing custom Pierre Cardin- one of the innovators of this style and one of the people on display at the Met, so I love that he got them to make this. It’s a take on a traditional suit, with a sort of 60’s influence- the suit’s white with these huge shoulder-pads and this cut that gives 60’s, but very modern, which I like. The sleeve transitions into this sort of pearly white organza, all nice and layered, and this also happens at the normal end of the blazer- again layered organza, but this time it flows down to the ground into a sort train. This is referencing one of the looks in Pierre Cardin’s 70th anniversary show from 2017, I think. Then we can see under the blazer, his tie and pants are both silver, a sort of vinyl I think, which is also referencing a Pierre Cardin look- one of his looks from the 1968 Paris Fashion Week- an iconic look, I love it.
Overall this is another amazing one for Bruce Wayne. Takes influences from all sorts of iconic imagery, doing something creative yet referential. It’s simple, but simple works. I think maybe the fit could have been better around the shoulders, but otherwise it’s a great look.”]
(10:27/58:47)
[transcript: “And now we have another one of the Wayne brood- Dick Grayson. He is wearing Noir Kei Ninomiya.”
Dick is grinning at the camera, the lights shining on the silver pieces that have been carefully arranged on his face. He is holding up his skirt to show off the look.
“Kei Ninomiya doesn’t focus on men’s fashion, but Grayson doesn’t care about that, he’ll wear the women’s fashion too. Hell yeah, I say, let’s break through gender norms. This a recreation of a look from their 2022 Fall-Winter collection-” an image of the look he is talking about pops up on screen. “-done with pure silver on the top instead of the original iridescent, and the black skirt is covered in gemstones arranged like stars. The skirt ends halfway down his shin, showing off his beautiful silver boots.
Now, I love this look. Kei Ninomiya is a beautiful designer, and most of the designs in these collections are very organic- the opposite of the Space Age theme, but I think Grayson makes it work really well. He could have gotten the archival piece, but he went the extra mile and got a remake done in colours that match the theme, and I appreciate him for it. There’s good cohesion, with silver all throughout, and that bold black giving us some contrast. The fit is really good and he’s rocking it with confidence, and I appreciate the touches of styling, like the boots that have the type of detail Noir Kei Ninomiya is known for, and his makeup that references their most recent Spring-Summer collection. It’s a lot of picking and choosing through their archive, but it shows someone considered the theme and put together a look that matches. So, yeah, I really like it.”]
(26:45/58:47)
[transcript: “-so yeah, not a big fan of that. Moving on to one I am a fan of, this is Duke Thomas, once again from the Wayne family. This is actually Duke’s first Met Gala, but they did not disappoint. They are wearing custom Fruché, which is a small fashion brand from Nigeria. I love representation for small designers, especially when it gets you amazing looks like this.”
Duke is looking off in the distance with a neutral, almost model-like face, their skin is glowing with a silvery sheen that highlights them well. Their hair is braided down to their shoulders with natural hair interwoven with silver and blue tinsel, which manages to look luxurious instead of tacky, and is partially pulled back in a half-down half-up style.
“They’re wearing this draped sort of piece, almost like a single piece of fabric has been wrapped around their chest and over their arms, with knots on the shoulder and on the waist, as well as around their wrists keeping it in place, all in this beautiful royal blue. We don’t have a lot of colour this evening so this is very nice. This seems to be a signature style of Fruché- these knots and draping- so I love to see it. Even though it looks loosely wrapped, you can tell there was careful construction done. There's a bit of a shoulder-pad giving it a more 60’s feeling, pulling us back to the theme.
And under all that, there’s this metal armour type thing that’s peeking out of the chest area. It’s giving knight, but like, futuristic . I like it, it’s cute. Pants- kinda meh, not much happening, but the chest piece flows further down into a train which helps give intrigue to the lower half. Everything fits really well though, I like that about it. Overall a really good look from Duke Thomas- a fantastic Met Gala debut, I hope they keep it up in the future.”]
(35:06/58:47)
[transcript: “And here is our final Wayne in attendance tonight, even though I would have loved to see Jason Todd-Wayne- we have Cassandra Wayne, wearing Thom Browne.”
Cass is looking straight into camera, her face neutral but intense, and her makeup striking, with bronze eyeshadow, matching lipstick, and dark lines around her eyes. Her hair is messy, like it was barely styled, and artfully tousled.
“Cassandra here is wearing a piece straight off the fall 2023 runway- the final look from it, actually. It’s this fully white piece with some accents in bronze. The bodice is a tweed top, made to fit her like a glove, I love how it fits. There's some nice shoulder pads and some star decorations on the front and on the shoulders. It actually looks like the tweed continues further down, like a full dress, but at the hips we go into a deconstructed suit look. This is a Thom Brown speciality, this sort of deconstruction and playing around with formal wear, and I love it.
There’s the idea of unbuttoned pants here underneath, then on top a white blazer that forms the front, with the back making this train. Then the crowning jewel of the piece is this organza shawl thing with pearls embroidered into it. Overall, I love this look, I loved it on the runway and I love it on her. I love the way that it fits her, and the choice to use a runway piece. I think it works with the theme, giving ideas of the 60’s and the Space Age without seeming too costume-y, and it’s sustainable, being from the runway and not a one-time custom look. Overall incredible, Cassandra Wayne has never gone wrong, thank you ma’am.”]
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Aaron Joseph
I love the waynes at the met gala! They never disappoint. I loved Bruce’s piece the most this year
pengiplays
Duke thomas!!! One of the most authentic waynes, i love their demeanour. And the nigerian designer rep!!
nicky soza
I think cass wayne couldve done better :/ why not custom?
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Artist in need @Starsinthesky
#Metgala24 LOOK AT THEM!!!! [image: a group picture of all the Waynes in attendance, posing for a camera together]
devin @angstypanda
@Starsinthesky literally the best dressed today why cant others follow their lead
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Sky @Severalpeoplearetyping
obsessed [video: the Met Gala red carpet, a watermark in the corner shows that it is an interview from the Daily Planet. Clark Kent holds a microphone up to Bruce Wayne.
“Mr. Wayne! Love the look tonight.”
Bruce laughs. “Thank you, Clark. I like yours as well. How are you doing?”
“I’m well, Mr. Wayne, thank you for asking. I have to ask, what was the inspiration for your look tonight?”
“You can call me Bruce, Clark. And my inspiration is the same as it has been the past 8 years. My children believe I cannot dress myself on my own devices, so they take it upon themselves to help me design these. I’m told it’s ‘yass-ified astronaut at a fancy party’, though I couldn’t tell you what that means.”
“Well I was hoping you’d have gotten the hang of it by now,” Clark laughs. “Speaking of your kids, what do you think of their looks? It’s Duke’s first Gala, isn’t it?”
“Duke was very excited for this, they spent weeks finding the perfect designer to work with, then even more weeks putting together the design. I’m proud of them, but goodness was it extensive. Dick and Cass are used to it at this point, I think. All of them have gone off and found cooler people to hang out with than their dad, but I don’t fault them for it.” As Bruce speaks, Duke runs through the background, an odd sight to see in their fancy clothes. An unidentified person follows closely behind. Cass can be seen far in the background, sitting atop a railing of the Met stairs, as security personnel seemingly ask her to get down. Dick can not be seen at the moment.
“I’m sure they have,” Clark commiserates. “I know Connor would never stay with me for more than a few minutes. And what about your other kids? I know we’re all missing them right now. Many were looking forward to maybe seeing Jason for the first time since his return.”
Bruce waved him off. “We didn’t want to overwhelm everyone. Just this group is already a bit too much. Damian doesn’t enjoy public appearances, Tim isn’t the biggest fan of dressing up, and Jason is still getting used to the family again. I wouldn’t force any of them to come. I get enough trouble with this lot, anyway!”
The video cuts just as Clark is about to say something else, probably an agreement.]
local corvid @jaxonfive
@Severalpeoplearetyping wtf are they doing in the back 😭 theyre gonna destroy the met by evening trust
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downtown derrie @justontop
can someone explain who tf the waynes are ?? like isnt bruce wayne some businessmen whats he doing at the met gala with his nepotism babies
zee @devindestroy
@justontop dont u slander the waynes like that you dont know what theyve done for gotham
downtown derrie @justontop
@justontop @devindestroy then fucking TELL me omfg u gothamites are so obnoxious. I dont know who tf bruce wayne is !! educate me instead of getting mad
zee @devindestroy
@justontop @devindestroy i mean ur also the one getting mad but whatever. bruce wayne is THE big guy in gotham city. turned it from an absolute shithole of crime and corruption to pretty liveable for the most part. gothamites get defensive cuz most of us would be dead without him
zee @devindestroy
@justontop @devindestroy he has full right to be at the met gala also because he basically single handedly funds gotham’s art scene & museums. and he his company has a fashion branch. why WOULDNT he be invited to an event raising money for a fashion institute?
James @Sunsizzling
@justontop @devindestroy everything zee said but also the wayne kids aren’t there as nepotism babies, most of them secured their own invitations for their own reasons. Cass wayne is a big-time model and sponsors a lot of fashion conservation, and dick grayson is a decorated gymnast with lots of ties to fashion. duke is the only one you can argue for nepotism but they’re like 17 anyway.
downtown derrie @justontop
@justontop @devindestroy @Sunsizzling see that’s pretty cool! Ive got new respect for them. i’ll check out some of the other stuff theyve done now, thanks
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Dick Gayson @DickGrayson
Thanks for all the support at the met gala! We had a great time, and would like everyone to know that everything we paid to the met & in outfits was matched in donations to local & international charity organisations. All info can be found on the wayne enterprises charity blogpost here: bit.ly/hnu378o3
downtown derrie @justontop
@DickGrayson okay these guys r pretty cool i’ll admit
Dick Gayson @DickGrayson
@DickGrayson @justontop thanks 😊
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tired bitch @TimDrakeWayne
pov: night in with ur partners while ur family is at the capitol [ID: a blurry picture of a dark room. Three pairs of legs can be seen spread out, originating from behind the camera. A TV screen is showing a feed of the met gala. There is a bowl of popcorn sitting on top of the middle pair of legs, and popcorn can be seen in the middle of flying towards the TV]
sunshine child @DukeThomas
@TimDrakeWayne you made cass sad
tired bitch @TimDrakeWayne
@TimDrakeWayne @DukeThomas NOOOOOOOOOOOO IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT
sunshine child @DukeThomas
@TimDrakeWayne @DukeThomas [ID: a close up photo of Cass Wayne in her gala makeup making an exaggerated frown]
tired bitch @TimDrakeWayne
@TimDrakeWayne @DukeThomas I TAKE IT BACK CASS I TAKE IT BACK
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James @got_ham
GUYYSSS duke thomas’s instagram reel omg. ate and left no crumbs
[ID: a screen recording of an instagram reel. In it, Duke is seen holding the phone it’s being recorded on and placing it down on the floor. They take a few steps back, now at an upward angle, and stand next to Connor Hawke. In time with the beat drop in the music, they strike a pose and flare out their outfits. The video goes slow-motion to show off the way the fabric moves.]
Sky @Severalpeoplearetyping
@got_ham SLAY [ID: the reaction image showing an instagram DM saying “queen. Wait they’re nonbinary. monarch”]
ACE RIGHTS @jessiehoot
@got_ham who’s the other guy with them?
Corvin (he/him) @therealgaylantern
@got_ham @jessiehoot thats connor hawke :D he’s from star city, son of oliver queen who u might know from his robin hood activities. Hawke himself is an olympic archer (won silver at the last games) & does movie appearances as an archer. Ive never seen him and duke together before, but them being besties makes So much sense
ACE RIGHTS @jessiehoot
@got_ham @jessiehoot @therealgaylantern Ooooo thats so cool. I didnt know oliver queen had a son!
Corvin (he/him) @therealgaylantern
@got_ham @jessiehoot @therealgaylantern he’s mostly out of the spotlight these days & connor doesnt mention it much. hes accomplished stuff on his own right & made it to the met gala, which is awesome !!
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glitterygasmask reblogged wickedwinged
bisexuwhale
The waynes have an incredible ability to overshadow almost everyone at the met gala, especially at the more costume-focused themes. like i think this year didnt lend itself to costume very much unless you wanted to go full on astronaut, but they still knocked it out.
glitterygasmask
literally look at them. the waynes themselves should be in the met fr [ID: images of each wayne from the latest met gala]
also, dick grayson for camp????? no notes literally perfect you know a bi man is gonna hit it so well
bisexuwhale
you GOTTA add a picture. my man worked with drag queens and kings to make THE look inspired from the original camp icon david bowie and he absolutely stole the show no question
[ID: dick is standing in profile, angled slightly towards the camera. He has a playful snarl on his face and his eyes looking upwards. His makeup is large and exaggerated—his beard made darker with mascara, large, dark contouring on his face, big bright red eyeshadow contrasting his blue eyes, and his eyebrows blocked and drawn over in exaggerated points. His hair is slicked back into a mullet with a square top. Cloth butterflies emerge from his hair on wire.
He is wearing what is mostly a suit. The blazer over top has large, exaggerated shoulder pads that come up to a point. The sleeves have a wide flare that hits the ground. He is not wearing a shirt underneath, the open blazer showing off his chest, which is painted with dark makeup contouring his muscles and defining him. The blazer itself is patterned with dark blue and red swirls, matching with his pants. The blazer ends just above his hips in a cropped style, showing the dips and contours of his hips.
The pants begin just below his navel, with a large decorative belt with a golden buckle holding them up. The pants also have a wide flare. He is standing with his legs apart, showcasing the amount of fabric. He is wearing large platform shoes, so the flare drags behind him like a dress train.]
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#holy shit thats amazing #how have i never seen this before #he IS camp!!
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sunshine child @DukeThomas
Thanks for the support everyone. See you next year. [ID: a picture of all the Waynes in attendance at the Met Gala looking at the camera, arms around each other.]
sunshine child @DukeThomas
@DukeThomas and yes, i will explore the cave system under my bedroom. eventually.