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CHAPTER THREE: ONLY REAL ONES KNOW…
The following conversation is from screenshots from @ryoakirarelationshipstruggles.
‘I don’t want to chase anyone anymore. Wanna walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it for you.’ - @heymamasmlm (30k rts, 70k likes)
‘@heymamasmlm is being so dramatic over our breakup. SMDH. he doesnt know what RYOPHOBIA is like. I have to go through so much more than him, i lost 8 followers today. What the fuck. Show some support, my ex-bf watches sports anime #pain #komaeda’ -@officialryoasuka
‘@officialryoasuka SPORTS ANIME IS GOOD ASF. HESBIAN NARUTOS GET THIS MF RIGHT NOW. YOU DO NOT BE DISSING ON KUROKO NO BASKET WHEN IT IS AN ACTUAL CLASSIC’ - @sapphassesgf
‘@sapphassesgf WHEN WILL THIS KOMAEDAKINPHOBIA END!? I literally put up with SO much like i wear 100 gecs merch to walmart and get called a scene kid you don’t know what i go through #pain #onlytherealonesknow and sports anime sucks hehe UwU’ -@officialryoasuka
‘But u are a scene kid bae/p you even told me’ - @heymamasmlm
‘*breaths in* sigh. You don’t understand, you never will. *fucking downs a monster energy in a wine glass* bae you’ll never /r understand’ - @officalryoasuka
‘Wait….. /r?????? Does this mean….. YOOOOOOOOO GUYS DOES THIS MEAN????????’ - @heymamasmlm
‘@ryokirastruggles he probably mistyped /p’ -@sapphassesgf
‘SHUT UP HE DIDNT MISTYPE /R!!!!!!!! RYO……. DOES THIS MEAN YOU WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER?????? ILL EVEN KINDATE AS KOMAHINA WITH YOU I MISS YOU SO MUCH #SAD #RELATIONSHIP STRUGGLES’ - @heymamasmlm
‘*komaeda blush sprite edit attached image* k-kindate komahina? Really bae /r /srs ?!? FUCKING WHAT THE HELL HOW YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU KIN HINATA!??! WAIT… I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE HAIKYUU ONE!!!?! WHAT THE FUCK!!’ -@officialryoasuka
‘WELLL……………… UM…….. YEAH HINATA HINATA SAME THING AM I RIGHT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH RYO TAKE ME BACK I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ELSE IS IN DANGANRONPA EXCEPT KO KEY CHEE AND KOMAEDA BUT ILL WATCH YOUR DUMBASS TWITCH STREAM ON DANGANRONPA’ - @heymamasmlm
‘UMM… I WAS CONSIDERING BEING /R W/ U BUT TBH… WATCH THE DANGANRONPA FIRST AND IT IS NOT FUCKING DUMB YOU HEAR ME BITCH IT IS THE BEST WRITTEN GAME TO EVER BE CREATED AND IF YOU DON’T AGREE WE’RE NEVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER I (1/10)’ -@officialryoasuka
‘BRUH WHAT’S A KINDATE????? IS THAT SOME KIND OF FURRY THING?????? Maybe is @officialryokira watched sword art online he wouldn’t be a closet furry’ - @sapphassesgf
‘*growls and claws you* it is not a furry thing and i will not be fucking watching NORMIE anime i’m not a fucking normie 💅callout thread later on @sapphassesgf for being a ryophobic normie btwww✨✨fuck normies they’re all hets’ - @officialryoasuka
‘YOOOOOOOO GUYS I FORGOT TO MENTION BUT CHECK OUT MY NEW ALBUM. LOVE IT WHEN YOU SUPPORT ME AND THE HOMIES MY SOUNDCLOUD HOMIES ALWAYS THERE FOR ME. LOVE YOU GUYS NO HOMO UNLESS YOU’RE A WOMEN🙏🔥💯💯’ - @soundcloudrapper102181
‘SHUT THE FUCK UP @soundcloudrapper102181 NOBODY GIVES A SHIT STREAM DBZ 🔥🔥🔥 I’M TRYING TO WIN BACK MY KOMAEDA KIN BF IM SO SORRY BABE /R PLEASE I’LL READ THE ENTIRE DANGANRONPA WIKI BAE PLEASE /R’ -@heymamasmlm
‘Yoooo….. That kind of hurt my feeling bro…. Imma have to take a five minute break from twitter because of this negative energy. Peace.’ - @soundcloudrapper102181
‘Noooo yo i didn’t mean it i mean it’s like super progressive that you say no homo unless ur a women like that’s straight up lit 🔥 like fucking fire bruh like💯💯 i fucking love soundcloud but i’d never listen to you but i’m rlly respect what u do #pray i’m just #relationshipstruggles rn yknow aight peace #onlybangers’ -@heymamasmlm
‘Thank u bro things just been ruff rn……. Have to support the gang n feed the homies yk yk….. Thank u peace fr dont forget to stream my BANGERS, peace🙏’ - @soundcloudrapper102181
‘*walks in* *growls* hello.this is THE ryo ‘gay’ asuka, i am tweeting from my now ex-ex-bf’s account because it seems that he is *eyes turn red* flirting with a soundcloud rapper which is fucking MEAN and hurts my feelings so please softblock or i will be reporting ty ty bye✨✨’ -@”heymamasmlm”
‘BAE /R HOW DID YOU GET MY ACCOUNT?????????????’ - @heymamasmlm
‘Your password is *smirks* the easiest *laughs* thing to guess ever bae /r’ -@”heymamasmlm”
‘/R?????????????????? BAEEEEE…………… /R DOES THIS… DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE…’ - @heymamasmlm
‘I already said fucking ex-ex-bf so yes /r hehe #komaedakinnie when u find ur hinata <33’ -@”heymamasmlm”
‘GET OFF THE FUCKING TIMELINE AND GET A ROOM. ON GOD IM TRYING TO WATCH RENT-A-GIRLFRIEND IN PEACE WITHOUT SEEING YOU FURRY MFS ROLEPLAY ON HERE’ - @sapphassesgF
‘I LOGGED BACK INTO MY MAIN ACCOUNT (BAE IS ALWAYS BACKUP /R) JUST TO SAY FUCK @sapphassesgf HE IS A RYOPHOBE WHO WATCHED RENT-A-GIRLFRIEND AND CALLS ME AND AKIRAS /R ROLEPLAY!?!? WTF!! CALLOUT.’ -@officialryoasuka
‘don’t make fun of @sapphassesgf like that!!!!! Rent-a-girlfriend is a… is a um… well…… respect people’s tastes!!!!!!!’ - @sapphass
‘THANK YOU BABE🙏🙏 the ladies and the #hesbiannarutos know whats up… on god bro rent-a-girlfriend best anime this season the babes are so hot men are trash but bruhhhh the ladies anyways stream one piece😼’ -@sapphassesgf
‘@sapphass why do you date someone with such shit taste.’ - @officialryoasuka
‘Ayo just logged back in ryo changed my password to “gecsarehot” anyways #pray @officialryoasuka you date me and i have good taste ahah you know whats up😼😼#powercouple #engaged’ -@heymamasmlm
‘You unironically think sao is good and the second season was your favorite. I think that speaks volumes about your ‘good taste’.’ - @gayassrunner
‘Bae /r im sorry but ummm i have to side with this irrelevant gayass run-doer, if you dont watch cult classic hit anime movie the end up evangelion i’m breaking up /r with you /hj ://’ -@officialryoasuka
‘He’s not an irrelevant gayass runner!!!!! he’s an important part of the queer platonic gc even though half of us forgot his name’ - @sapphass
‘Ummm do u need a reminder on what irrelevant means?? Smh my fucking head, Anyways✨✨ akira you need to watch some CULT CLASSICS bae :/ /r’ - @officialryoasuka
‘What do you mean bae /r i already watch cult classics???? I never stop talking about how naruto and bleach are the GOAT’ - @heymamasmlm
‘*breaths in shakily* bae /r, *exhales* those are not cult classics, nor are they classics. They are shounen, which is FUCKING TRASH MIKO THIS APPLIES TO YOU TOO, and if you don’t watch ghost in the shell TODAY, i’m changing your pfp to jfk and then we’re through💅’ -@officialryasuka
‘Wait but bro /r miko said that ghost in the shell was boring and didn’t make sense………’ - @heymamasmlm
‘YEAH AND I’M RIGHT 😼😼 @officialryoasuka IS AN ELITIST LMAO USES MAL #HESBIANNARUTOS STAY STRONG ON GOD BANGERS ONLY🙏🙏’ -@sapphassesgf
‘SHUT THE FUCK UP MIKO WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANIME???? YOU 👏 UNIRONICALLY 👏 THINK 👏 MONSTER 👏 MUSUME 👏 IS 👏 GOOD 👏 AND 👏 YOU 👏 THINK SWORD ART ONLINE IS THE BEST THING EVER CREATED WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON THE QUEER PLATONIC GROUPCHAT WITH YOUR ANNOYING HETEROSEXUAL TASTE IN ANIME.’ - @officialryoasuka
‘Ryo!! That’s mean, monster musume has… qualities!! I dont know what they are but miko is my gf so his taste in anime is obviously gay! *drops sapphic anime fancam* just like my anime taste just...different!!’ -@sapphass
‘RYO WATCH MONSTER MUSUME WITH US EVERYBODY THINKS ITS GOOD COME ONNNNN MONSTER MUSUME QUEER PLATONIC NITE I KNOW YOU THINK HAREM ANIME IS ‘TRASH’ AND ‘OVERRATED’ BUT MONSTER MUSUME IS BUILT DIFFERENT’ - @heymamasmlm
‘AKIRA PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP /r I KNOW YOU LIKE THAT TRASH BUT IT IS TRASH TRUST ME I READ ALL OF THE MAL REVIEWS!! IT’S REALLY RYOPHOBIC FOR U GUYS TO FORCE ME TO WATCH IT TOO SO UMM😟 DONT MAKE ME CANCEL U BAE /r /srs /p /r’ - @officialryoasuka
‘Are you saying MAL reviewers opinions are worth more than mine </3 /hj that kind of hurts my feelings bro…… /r you ever said you would join us on our QPGC annual fishing trip’ - @heymamasmlm
‘I’m sorry bae /r but the mal reviewer has a yt channel with 2 subs </3 i have to trust him!! /srs anyways yes i will go on the f*shing trip, but im not watching that fucking seasonal trash /r’ -@officialryoasuka
‘YOU SAID NARUTO WAS SEASONAL TRASH WHEN IT’S ONE OF THE SHOUNEN CLASSICS THOUGH. KINDA SUS IF YOU ASK ME 😹😹😹’ - @sapphassesgf
‘*sigh* you know whats SUS, miko? You wanna know whats fucking sus?? The fact that you gave serial experiments lain a 1 on mal, with the reason being “it was boring” *growls* dont be ryophobic like that or i’ll fuckinf /srs kill you miko’ - @officialryoaska
‘.......it is kind of boring doe………’ - @heymamasmlm
‘Akira we just got back together and you’re already being ryophobic /r towards me!? Umm.. might have to cancel u later… 😬😬 sorry bae /r /p /hj #komahinakindatestruggles 💅’ -@officialryoasuka
‘guys get off your phones already!!!! all three of you are just standing around my poop tint honda odyssey tweeting instead of helping me out with the luggage. do you want to go on the fishing trip or not????’ - @sapphass
‘Ugh sorry guys @sapphass is making go f*shing, good thing #bae will be there @heymamasmlm #engaged #komahinafishing ok bye guys cancel thread for my bf later!!💅’ -@officialryoasuka
‘Alright goodbye for a little while #hesbiannaruto pack nation the alpha has to put away his phone for his gf 😿😿😿 see you guys when we get the rent-a-girlfriend out halfway through the road trip’ - @sapphassesgf
‘Ahah #fishingtrip’ (300k likes, 300k rts, 100k qrts, 50k comments) -@heymamasmlm
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