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Yoongi gently set down his notebook with a look of pure confusion as the rest of the group stared at Jungkook. The youngest glanced between the other's before he took a sip of his water again and then blinked.
"Why y'all staring? Isn't that what it is?" Jungkook asked as he sat down on the top of the desk as the rest of the group settled in to look at him, all varying shades of "mf what". Yoongi was the first to break.
"What is bottom dysphoria???" He asked with an incredulous tone. He held his head and scoffed before Namjoon leaned forward, squinting at the boy.
"Is it just being embarrassed about being a bottom?" Namjoon asked before he lifted both hands and pointed at Jungkook. "Kookie, YOU'RE TRANS…. You should know that!" He said before he held his head.
"Holy shit Jungkook, don't you ever feel uncomfortable with your genitalia? Like ever? At all?" Jimin asked as he held out a hand and then set down his keychain, barely stopping the gay flag keychain from falling off the table before rubbing his temple. "Like at all???"
Jungkook burped a bit before he stuffed some chips in his mouth and shook his head. "Naw, after I got top surgery most of my issues went away. Also the enlarged clit was nice as a bonus but I was fine as I was."
"So you are totally fine if someone saw you had a cooch?" Taehyung asked as he sipped his Trenta Starbucks dragonfruit mango refresher with lemonade. No ice, no berries, so it was basically caffeinated lemonade just as he liked it. He pushed his glasses up and adjusted his black turtle neck crop top.
"Uh, yeah. Sure. What's dysphoria anyway??" He asked as he folded his legs up and Jin scoffed and snapped his compact closed.
"Dysphoria is when you feel like something about your body isn't correct. Like when you are left with a sense of unease." Jin said before the Jungkook chugged more water and then gasped for air.
"Aw Naw, I never felt wrong in my body so much as I felt like, so much happier when I was told I looked like a dude. And after I got on T it all just felt a lot better. Like it was the happiest thing." Jungkook said as he wobbled around on the desk. Namjoon took a few chips and nodded.
"Gender euphoria. Okay, so you might not have ever had dysphoria then?" Namjoon said, pointing at Jungkook before Jin groaned from behind him.
"I would have killed to not feel dysphoric. It sucks so much. It was way worse in high school when there was nothing I could do about it!" He groaned before he sat up and then clicked his tongue. "Which reminds me, the next drag show I'm doing, we are going to be doing donations to Glaad, so you bitches better tip me well."
"Obviously," Taehyung said, sipping loudly before he set down a flyer. "My dance show is at the end of next week, and I'm gonna be doing an interpretive dance/painting, so I hope y'all come. I'll basically be naked."
"Count me in," Jimin said with a laugh before he took Taehyung's Starbucks cup and took a sip. He gagged and shook his head. "That's so fucking sugary you have to stop."
"You have to stop romanticizing sugary Starbucks drinks-" Hoseok said with a smile, playing the harp version of A Moment Apart from TikTok as the group burst into laughter. Yoongi fell backward, clapping his hands before he rubbed his eyes away from tears, breathing a sigh of relief.
"Well, if you glizzies are done, I'm gonna go, I have a cam show on at 7, and these holes aren't cleaning themselves for the internet. I mean, technically. And you guys are still all invited to join." Yoongi said as he stood up and waved his hand. He was covered in black from head to toe, so it was hard to imagine him in brightly colored lingerie that he'd wear for his online shows where he was getting rammed with toys or when he got a friend to help out. Jungkook stared for a bit.
"Can I get pegged if I come?" He asked softly. Yoongi paused, tapping his chin before nodding. Jungkook then nodded and smiled lazily, sipping his water as he chuckled. "Mkay, nice. I'll see you then. I'll bring my std tests and COVID tests too. Just so your viewers know you're being safe." Jungkook said before he leaned back and spread his legs wide.
"So bottom dysphoria isn't about being embarrassed for being a bottom?"