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One week later, and Bernard, Minion, Megamind and Roxanne are outside the museum.
“Okay sir, I really hope you like the new wing for you” Minion said nervously
“He’s been worried about it all week” Bernard told them while smiling at Minion.
“I’m sure it will be fine, as long as the facts are true this time”
Bernard gave a nervous chuckle “yea sorry about that”
“All good my comrade friend” Megamind said, leading the way into the museum.
Once inside the new wing, Megamind and Roxanne gasped. “Wow” Roxanne commented “You did all of this?” Megamind said gleefully
They added some of Megamind’s evil creations, like the first disguise watch, and invisibility shield (they show it turn on then off). There’s a replica of the De-gun and a prototype of the first brainbot. Megamind’s outfits are there as well, along with his capes.
“I remember when you wore that” Roxanne commented “you looked really sexy in it”.
The blue alien turned purple, looking at his girlfriend shyly.
“I can’t believe I have to say this, but do not take the outfits from my museum” Bernard said authoritatively.
The couple looked embarrassed. Megamind whispered to his girlfriend “don’t worry, he can’t guard my outfits 24/7”
“I heard that!” The couple giggled
“We’ll take the Black Mamba as well, sweetie” Roxanne whispers to her boyfriend.
Bernard groaned and ran a hand through his hair.
“You okay Bernie, Ernie?” Minion asked
“We really need to find a better nickname!”
“Oh, don’t be like that B”
Megamind and Roxanne are now looking at facts of how many times Megamind has escaped prison, and some of the ways he’s escaped.
“Actually, can I show you something Minion?”
“Sure boss. Are you two okay if we go?”
Megamind came up to his life long friend “Minion, this is absolutely amazing. Thank you so much for designing it! And thank you Bernard. I really love it” Megamind said and pulled the other two in for a hug.
“It’s wonderful. You two make a great team” Roxanne commented, hugging each of them.
The fish alien and the human male are now standing in front of a huge dark purple curtain.
“Minion. I really hope you like it.” Bernard said while running a hand through his hair.
“Hey it’s okay. It’s just me” Minion said while taking Bernard’s hand to hold.
Bernard moves the curtain aside and they entered. Minion can feel his heart racing
“What is all...”
“Well I did say that I wanted to make you, your own wing. And this is it.”
“But I thought it was just going to be a small part of Megamind’s wing. That we would add on. Not all of this”
“Well. What can I say? I’m a good stalker” Bernard said laughing. Minion chuckled and went towards his first Mechanical suit.
“Wow. My first suit. It’s so small.” Minion said with a cute smile. Bernard just stared at his friend, taking it all in. His reactions are always so expressive. He’d have to surprise him more often.
“Oh my tank. I can’t believe you found it. The government took it away, because they thought it was making me talk” Minion said with a laugh.
“Megamind helped me find it. Can’t believe how dumb they were.”
“You have no idea. First they thought I was like a parrot. Then they were convinced Megamind taught me how to talk, like tricks you’d teach a dog. Then it was the tank” Minion said, gesturing to the small, round tank. “Then finally they saw me as an actual person”
Bernard squeezes Minion’s hand “you are. You’re an amazing person. They’re idiots for not seeing it straight away”
Minion gave his friend a shy smile.
Bernard made a planet that looks just like the one Minion and Megamind are from. Minion saw it and gasped.
“That looks just like it- how did you?”
“Oh, satellite photos.”
There’s facts about the planet. While Minion’s reading it, he leaned his head tank on Bernard’s shoulder, and put an arm around Bernard’s back. Bernard put his arms around Minion’s mechanical body.
“I’m so sorry about losing your home, Minion”
“Thank you. I’m glad I found a home here”
“Me too” Bernard said looking into the fish alien’s eyes.
There’s some inventions that Minions built. And facts about him and his achievements. There’s also photos of how he helped Megamind stop Titan.
“Bernard, this is- just amazing! Thank you”
“I’m so relieved you like it!”
“No one has ever done anything like this for me.”
“Well no one cares about you like I do”
Minion’s heart skipped a beat “really? You care.. about me?” He asked softly.
Bernard gave him one of his huge smile. It’s a shame, no one else gets to see this beautiful smile. But at the same time, Minion loves how it’s all for him.
“Minion. I’m falling in love with you.”
Minion gasped.
“You are just incredible. You have the biggest heart. And you always make me laugh. And I just... I love seeing your smile. I’m not sure if you just want to be friends. But you have a right to know, or maybe I just really needed to tell you? Because Minion, I’ve never felt this way before. It’s new, and scary. But fun and exciting. I want to be with you. Always. Would you.. uh.. go on a date with me?”
Minion nodded his fish body “I would love to go on a date with you Bernard. You’re just so..” Minion groaned “sarcastic, and can be mean when you want to. But you are also the sweetest person I know. And you’re just so handsome, and hilarious. You’ve helped me realise that what I want matters. That I matter. You’ve made me so happy. I always want to be around you as well. You make life.. better.” Minion hugged Bernard and said softly “I think.. I’m falling in love with you as well.” And he can’t help the way it sounds vulnerable, because, well he’s giving him his heart.
“So.. that’s a yes to a date?”
“Yea it is my love” Minion said still hugging him
“My love? I think that’s the best nickname you’ve said.”
“Really? You like it?” Minion said, looking at him with a huge smile.
“I love it” Bernard kissed Minion’s tank, Minion moved to where Bernard’s lips were, making them kiss, in between the tank.
“Is this okay?”
“Yea. Would you like to uh.. you can kiss my suit if you like? I mentioned how I have feeling in it. And only if you want to?”
Bernard moves his head and kisses where a human heart would be. Then he kisses Minion’s hands and arms.
“I still can’t believe you made me all of this” Minion said, gesturing to the room.
“I would do anything for you, Minion”
“Hmm, I’m going to love having you around.”