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Penny sat on the couch in her and Leonard's apartment, waiting patiently for the others to arrive for pizza night. Howard, Bernadette, Raj and Emily had already arrived, and Amy and Sheldon were just finishing a tea party that they were having with Brittany, Santana, Bonnie and Sparkle in apartment 5A.
"Penny, do you really think you should be sitting in Sheldon's spot?" Leonard asks his favourite person, already knowing the consequences would be when he finds out. "Don't you remember what happened when you accidentally hit his spot with my paintball gun?"
"You still remember that?" Penny's eyes widen slightly. "Actually, I shouldn't be too surprised. That memory still haunts me to this day."
"And he did not look happy when he found out," Leonard adds, clasping his hands together, shuddering at the memory that was playing in his head from long ago. "He caught on fast."
"I never knew his butt was that sensitive," Penny says with a straight face, knowing exactly what she is about to say next. "It's even more sensitive that Leonard's."
"Aw, come on!" Leonard exclaims in response. "My butt isn't that sensitive!"
"You keep on farting after we have sex," Penny reminds her husband, much to everyone's amusement. "Every time we're finished, just…" Penny covers her mouth with the palms of her hands and blows a very loud raspberry, trying her best to sound like Leonard's behind.
"That is not..." Leonard pauses. "Okay, that is exactly what happens, and that's pretty good."
"You making the whole room stink?" Penny asks, scrunching her face up slightly, making her move from Sheldon's spot and sits down in the armchair that is next to the couch.
"Oh, no," Leonard corrects immediately. "You sounding like my butt."
"Are you guys talking about butts?" Brittany questions her friends, walking into the apartment with Bonnie beside her hip and Santana in tow. "Because somebody here," She looks at Bonnie's beautiful face. "Used to have such a stinky butt when she was a baby!"
"No, I didn't Mama!" Bonnie exclaims, trying to prove her wrong.
"I'm pretty sure you did, cariño," Santana responds, agreeing with her wife before the two of them start pressing kisses to Bonnie's cheeks, making everyone find the scene very heartwarming. "You may not remember the days when you were a baby, but me and Mama do."
"And we will never forget them," Brittany adds. "Not to mention, your diapers absolutely reeked."
"Okay, I think that's enough," Penny holds her hands out, making it clear that she certainly didn't want to go down that road and was sure that everyone else was on board, too. "Hi, Bonnie." She coos, smiling at the sight of Bonnie in her lap.
"Penny!" Bonnie replies happily, immediately cuddling into one of her favourite blondes. "Kiss Sparkle!" She adds, showing her pink stuffed unicorn to Penny.
"All right," Penny obeys the order and kisses the top of Sparkle's head. "There. Happy now?"
"Yeah!" Bonnie exclaims in response, making everyone else chuckle while smiling gleefully.
"All right, so what are we having for dinner?" Brittany asks, rubbing her hands excitedly. "It was nice of Sheldon to invite us."
"Oh, my pleasure," Sheldon responds, entering the apartment with Amy in tow. "It's the least I could do for the person who invented the Brittany Code. One of the many things I love. Besides my own work. And the relationship that Bonnie and Penny have. I really enjoy seeing the two of them have fun together. As does everyone who is with us, right this very second."
"Wow," Penny looks at everybody else who is in her and Leonard's apartment. "You all like the relationship that I have with Bonnie, huh?"
"Yep," Bernadette confirms, smiling happily. "It makes us smile every time we see the two of you having fun together. And we love the Fondue For Two episode that has Bonnie seated in your lap for the entire video."
"Well, that is one of my favourites, too," Penny smiles, her eyes looking down at the little girl in her lap. "And not just because it has me in it."
"And she had a tea party with me, Mami and Mama." Bonnie announces happily. "Didn't you?"
"I sure did," Penny smiles. "The highlight was definitely when your mama choked on the pretend tea."
After hearing those words come out of the waitress's mouth, everyone slowly turns around to look directly at Brittany while she looks back at them with her lips squeezed slightly.
"It was too good." Brittany says to everybody, wishing she hadn't sipped the pretend tea too hard, causing her to cough so hard she fell backwards, feeling relieved when she hit her head on the couch instead of the cold wooden floor. "I loved it so..." Brittany pauses for a slight second before she starts coughing horrendously rapidly and repeatedly.
"Brittany, you okay?" Leonard asks, feeling concerned about what is going on.
"No," Brittany replies weakly. "I feel like..." She adds before immediately dropping to her knees onto the cold wooden floor, ending in a collapsed position as if she were dead.
"Brittany!" Santana screams, instantly making Penny cover Bonnie's ears, much to her own surprise in shock and horror at what she has just seen. "Someone do something!"
"Calling 911!" Leonard replies after getting his phone out, immediately putting it to his ear.
"I can check her," Emily says, walking over from the kitchen to where Brittany was lying on the floor. She then got down on one knee after slightly pulling the zip of her brown boot back up before checking Brittany's pulse. "Well, she's still alive, so that's a good sign."
"No, she's not," Raj responds, getting down on one knee to level with his wife. "It's too late."
"What do you mean it's too late?" Santana asks, doing nothing but panicking for Brittany's safety.
Raj turns around to look at Santana before looking back down at Brittany. "She's been murdered by somebody in this room!" He adds before getting his phone out to play dramatic music on it. "DUN-DUN-DAH!"
Everyone immediately groans, wishing that this wasn't happening. But unfortunately, much to everybody's disappointment and Raj's relief, it was happening.
"Welcome to another classic Koothrappali murder mystery dinner!"
"I'm outta here." Amy responds immediately before turning around and walking towards the door.
"You can't leave," Raj replies, holding his hand out. "You, Amy Farrah Fowler, like everyone else in this apartment, are a suspect in the mysterious murder of Brittany S. Lopez-Pierce." He adds, playing the same dramatic music on his phone again. "DUN-DUN-DAH!"
"What does the S mean, anyway?" Bernadette asks the others, trying to figure out what the S in Brittany's name meant.
"It means her middle name, which is Susan," Sheldon explains, standing in front of his spot on the couch before he sits down. "So, therefore... Penny!"
"Sorry, Sheldon." Penny apologises, her arms rubbing up and down the front of Bonnie's shirt. "Continue."
"As I was saying before I found out that a very familiar face did the unforgivable," Sheldon looks at Penny before looking back at Bernadette who is standing next to Amy. "Therefore, Brittany's full name is Brittany Susan Pierce, but like it says on her office door at the university, most people either refer to her as Brittany S. Pierce, or when it's people like us, she is referred to as Brittany."
"Huh," Raj pouts his lips and nods his head slightly. "You learn something new every day."
"Tu hijo de puta!" Santana screams, making Raj instantly flinch. "¡Me hiciste creer que mi esposa estaba muerta! Estás en serios problemas, ¡¿Me escuchas?!"
"Sí." Raj responds, talking with a straight face.
"You can speak Spanish?" Howard asks, feeling just as surprised as everyone else in the apartment.
"Mmm-hmm." Raj confirms, his head nodding ever so slightly.
"Since when?"
"Since my first class," Raj explains. "Which wasn't that long ago. Or should I say, desde mi primera clase, que no fue hace tanto tiempo." He adds, repeating what he had just said, only in Spanish.
"I'm so turned on right now." Emily says, her eyes widening at her husband. "And this time, it's not while watching horror movies or while we're in bed."
"Eres bienvenido." Raj smiles, feeling very proud of himself.
"I'm still mad at you." Santana says, her arms folded.
"Yo conozco." Raj responds, wishing he hadn't made Santana think her wife was in serious trouble.
"And stop speaking Spanish."
"Of course."
"But you are pretty good."
"Oh, thank you."
"She's being sarcastic." Everyone says at the same time, apart from Santana, Sheldon and Brittany.
"And I thought I was the only one who didn't sense sarcasm. Welcome aboard, Raj." Sheldon says randomly with a straight face, much to Raj's annoyance, making him glare at the genius in response.
****
"Okay," Penny exhales deeply in relief before clasping her hands together around Bonnie's front, her eyes focusing on Raj. "Now that we know that Brittany's not dead, and that we can't leave the apartment because we're suspects of a murder," She widens her eyes slightly, quickly unclasping her hands to wave them slightly as if she were doing deaf clapping. "I have a question to ask, and I want you to answer me honestly."
"Shoot." Raj smiles.
"With a gun?" Penny asks after she stops waving, slightly raising an eyebrow.
"He means he wants to hear what the question is--"
"I know what he means, Sheldon!" Penny yells in her inside voice, her hands covering Bonnie's ears.
"Well, there's no need for that attitude."
"The question I'm going to ask you is," Penny holds her hands up above her dark blue shirt after fixing her hair as well as Bonnie's. "The same question I asked you the last time we did this, only in slightly different wording. Are you going to make us pretend to be a bunch of silly characters with lame accents?"
Raj looks up at the ceiling from the corners of his eyes. "A bunch of silly characters with lame accen-- what kind of actress are you?"
Penny puts her hands down and rewraps them around Bonnie's front before sniffling. "You're right. I'm sorry. And I think I speak on everyone's behalf when I say that we all hope to enjoy this."
"Thank you," Raj says, his smile getting slightly bigger. "I appreciate your kind words."
"That kind of actress. This sucks!"
"Well, I've never done this before," Santana says, gesturing both her hands to herself. "And neither has Bonnie. And I think that this may be better than just sitting around and talking like we normally do every time we spend time in mine and Brittany's apartment."
"You know, she does have a point," Howard smiles, agreeing with Santana. "It'll be nice for Santana, Brittany and Bonnie to join us and see how it turns out."
"Yeah," Santana adds, she and Brittany smiling adoringly at the sight of their daughter remaining seated in Penny's lap, Sparkle clutched firmly in her little hand. "And Raj put a lot of effort into this. It's great. It's not sad, it's great."
"That's exactly what I said the last time this happened." Leonard grins, taking a few steps forward before giving Santana a high five which she has no choice but to accept.
"Hang on, where was I the last time we did this?" Howard asks, pointing at himself, trying to remember where he was when the last murder mystery dinner took place.
"You were with me in Texas, and were visiting my mother after that space talk of yours, I looked through the window and I saw my mommy doing it with a man she'd been seeing for a while after they'd met at church, which made me unhappy," Sheldon explains, making Howard think back, knowing exactly what he was talking about. "After I'd spent an hour in my room, you came in and told me that you'd sort of went through the same thing with your mother, and told me not to get in the way of my mom's happiness."
"Oh, yeah. I remember that." Howard looks up, remembering what Sheldon was talking about. "You were so well behaved after my speech, I bought you a Buzz Aldrin bobble head and astronaut ice cream."
"It was delicious," Sheldon adds. "And you also suggested that we bring something so we didn't show up empty-handed, when I said that I was bringing her the gift of knowledge."
"Damn his photographic memory."
"It's not photographic, it's eidetic."
"Ugh. How many times have I heard that?"
"Twice," Sheldon responds, holding up two fingers. "The most recent time was just a few seconds ago while we are currently having this conversation, and the time before that was the evening of October 19th, 2009. You, Raj and Leonard were playing Mystic Warlords of Ka'a with Penny, but she was struggling to understand how the game worked. In the end, she lost and was relieved it was over. And she pronounced it incorrectly. Instead of calling it Mystic Warlords of Ka'a, she called it Mystic Warlords of Ka."
"Well, it's the same thing, isn't it?" Penny asks, her face scrunching up slightly.
"No, it isn't..." Leonard pauses for a slight second. "It really isn't."
"All right, whatever," Penny raises her hands up before putting them back down on Bonnie's shoulders. "Let's just get this over and done with."
"Please do," Brittany says, her head turns to her left, her ear pressing down on the cold wooden floor. "I don't know how long this is gonna be, and if it's too long, I may have to go pee."
"Okay, well, let's not waste any more time and let's get straight to it," Raj smiles at everyone. "Just like last time, while Sheldon and Howard were in Texas, you will all just be yourselves."
"Again? Ecch!" Amy moans. "I was really hoping to be someone else instead of myself."
"Actually, I think it's better if we're just ourselves," Leonard says, making no facial expression. "Because if we're all being someone else in this room, and if any of us got Sheldon, we would just make fun of him, and he wouldn't like it."
"Not true," Sheldon denies, immediately standing up from his spot on the couch. "You wouldn't just make fun of me, you would say how I'm too much of a smarty-pants to even be a part of the group, when I have said to everyone in this apartment before, that I am the superglue that holds this little group together. Without me, you wouldn't be able to function." He adds, smiling on the inside when he sees everyone apart from Santana and Brittany nod their heads slightly in agreement to what he just said. "You're welcome."
"Okay, well, now that we are playing this, I'm playing to win," Bernadette announces firmly, her hands held out slightly. "So, if we're being ourselves, that means one of us killed Brittany, like Penny killed Stuart the last time this happened?"
"Pretty much."
Everyone immediately flinched and screamed ever so slightly at the sound of the voice of someone they all knew very well and calmed down instantly when they saw Stuart standing by the kitchen counter.
"I really need to stop being quiet."
"You think?" Penny asks rhetorically, rubbing comforting circles around Bonnie's back.
"Okay," Raj looks at Stuart before turning back around to look at Bernadette. "Moving back onto where we were, very good, Bernadette, you are getting closer to solving the mystery of who killed Brittany."
"I think that's what's happening to all of us." Emily folds her arms, her eyes focusing on Raj.
"Great, everyone's getting closer," Raj says, wishing that this wasn't happening so fast, even though it had just begun. "Now," he adds before getting a few folded-up sheets of paper out of his pocket, handing them out to everyone individually. "Here are some secret, and also, interesting facts about yourselves, including whether you are the murderer or not. Throughout the game, feel free to ask a question, if you feel it’s necessary to do so, as a way to uncover clues to solve the murder of Brittany S. Lopez-Pierce." Raj says, finishing his sentence with his phone out of his other pocket before playing the same dramatic music for the third time. "DUN-DUN-DAH!"
"Got it," Penny responds, waving her folded piece of paper in front of herself and Bonnie to cool themselves down while everyone looked at their secret facts about themselves. "Hey, who's the murderer?"
Raj squeezes his lips slightly in frustration, remembering that that was exactly asked everyone during the last murder mystery. "Any question, but that."
"Okay," Penny adds. "Hey, who's not the murderer?" She asks, making everyone apart from Sheldon chuckle with smiles appearing on their faces.
Raj exhales. "Oh, boy, we're gonna be here a while."
****
"So, what happens now?" Emily asks her husband after everyone had read the secret facts about themselves, finding out if they were the murderer or not. Bonnie obviously had help from Penny since she was still learning how to read, but Penny made the decision to not peek at what it said on Bonnie's piece of paper since she didn't want to give away the answer like last time.
"I can't tell you that," Raj replies to his favourite person, smiling at the sight of his wife sitting on the couch with Howard sitting in between her and Sheldon. "But what I can tell you is that, oh, I don't know, maybe the killer dropped a fun, mysterious, and also, imaginative clue somewhere around the apartment?"
"Ooh," Penny's eyes widen slightly. "I'm gonna take Bonnie and Sparkle to the kitchen to see if there are any fun, imaginative, and also, mysterious clues inside a snack and a beer."
"Penny, it's fun, mysterious and imaginative." Bonnie corrects, giggling at the older blonde woman, besides her blonde mother and Bernadette.
"It's funny because she's correcting her," Sheldon smiles before doing his laugh. "Heh-heh!"
"Hey, what's this?" Santana asks, dropping to her knees to grab something off the floor. "I found something, but I have no idea what this little figure is." She adds, showing everyone a little black figure, she'd picked up from the side of the couch. "It looks like a little man holding a pistol."
"Oh, no, Santana, that's Clement Vallandigham," Leonard explains, looking at the little figure that Santana is holding in her hands. "Like last time, when Amy found Clarence Darrow, he's another one of the figurines for the game that Sheldon made up called Chutes and Lawyers," He adds, seeing Santana look back down at the figurine she's holding in her hands. "You slide down a chute and then work your way back up using the appellate system."
"He's also one of my favourites,” Sheldon announces. "Because his death is very amusing."
"Really?" Penny asks, sitting back down in the armchair, placing Bonnie back down on her lap. "How did he die?"
"How about we solve the murder first?" Raj suggests, making it clear that he doesn't want the murder mystery to go slightly off topic and quickly be forgotten. "And then we can learn how this Clement Vallandigham person died. Because unlike Chutes and Lawyers, my games are much more fun."
"No, they're not," Penny says, pausing for a slight second after walking back to the living room with a beer in one hand, her other hand supporting Bonnie while she holds a small chocolate brownie and Sparkle in her small hand. "They're... they're really not."
"I'm going to pretend you never said that so we can still be friends," Raj adds, speaking with no facial expression. "But now that I think about it, I do remember doing these sorts of things back when I was a fat kid and had no friends. So I had to make up my own games and stories."
"Huh. Interesting," Leonard says randomly, his eyes looking up at Raj. "That sounds exactly like something a killer would say."
"I'm not the killer."
"I know, I just wanted to say that to amuse myself."
"And?"
"Nothing."
"I didn't know you were fat." Emily says, her eyes widening slightly at Raj.
"Yep," Raj confirms, popping the 'p'. "I was 200 pounds by the time I was in middle school. The other kids were mean. Cows may be sacred there, but it really doesn't help if you always look like one. I was very lonely, and I promised myself that if I ever had any friends when I grew up, that they would want to play those games with me. But I was wrong. About the games thing, not the friends thing, I love you guys. But I love my beautiful wife just a little bit more." He adds, smiling gleefully at Emily.
"I love you too," Emily responds, smiling back at her favourite person before taking a few steps over to where he was standing after pulling the back of her maroon pants up before pulling her light red shirt with white flowers and lines going down it, her hand wrapped around Raj's neck before she pulled him for a kiss. "More than you could ever imagine."
"Why are you saying you were fat?" Santana asks Raj, her face scrunching up slightly. "We've all seen old pictures of you. Even me. You weren't fat. You were never fat."
"No, I was as svelte as a gazelle," Raj smiles, pointing at Santana. "A gazelle blessed with a flair for game-making and storytelling." He adds before getting his phone out to play the dramatic music again. "DUN-DUN-DAH!"
"Did you really think we fell for that?" Santana adds. "It was very sweet, but do you really think we're that gullible?"
"Nope," Raj replies. "Just wanted to see how you would react."
"Well, you got what you wanted, you happy?" Penny asks rhetorically, her eyes widening slightly.
"Are we going to continue with this?" Howard clasps his hands together. "Because I just really want to know how this Clement Vallandigham person died."
"Yeah, me too." Bernadette adds, pointing at herself.
"Well, you're going to have to put your thinking caps on and solve the murder mystery before we hear how he died," Raj responds, looking at the two people of one of his favourite couples. "And that goes to everyone in here, including myself, because I also want to know how he died." He adds, looking at everyone around Leonard and Penny's apartment.
"Hey, what's this?" Penny asks, noticing something small that was lying on the floor next to the chair she was sitting in, Bonnie still seated on her lap. To make sure Bonnie doesn't fall off, she wraps an arm around the child’s waist and uses her free arm to try and grab what's on the floor, ending in success. "It looks like a receipt."
"What's it for?" Leonard lowers his eyebrows, leaning forward slightly along with everybody else doing the same. "Guess we all want to know what it's for."
"It's for a cup of coffee," Penny looks closer at what the receipt says. "Dated thirty years from now."
"Really?" Raj asks, smiling randomly. "A receipt from the future? Just like last time? How fun and imaginative."
"So, this is just like last time where Penny came back in time to kill Stuart, and this time it's going the same way so far, except the receipt was dated twenty years from the last murder mystery game, and this time, it's another receipt for a cup of coffee, only this one is dated thirty years from now?" Leonard eyebrows raise, his arms folded.
"That's pretty much it, yes," Raj responds with a straight face. "It was the only thing I could think of."
"Well, at least it's speeding things up," Amy says, her hands clasping together. "And just to add a little bit more to what Leonard just said, that means that one of us came back from the future to murder Brittany?"
"That is correct." Raj confirms, pointing at Amy with a smile.
"So, you're trying to rip off Terminator again?" Leonard adds.
"Very funny," Raj says, looking directly at his friend. "I'm going to repeat what was said last time."
"Was it that Terminator was actually ripped off from an Outer Limits script called Demon With a Glass Hand, by Harlan Ellison?" Sheldon asks from his spot on the couch. "When according to Harlan Ellison, it was not ripped off from Demon With a Glass Hand, but it was ripped off from a different Outer Limits script he wrote called The Soldier?"
"Actually, yes, that's exactly what we said," Leonard and Raj both look at Sheldon, Leonard's eyebrows lower slightly. "How did you know?"
"I told him what was said the last time we did this, while him and Howard were in Texas," Amy explains. "And thanks to his eidetic memory, he hasn't forgotten it."
"Good to know," Penny says, clearing her throat. "I think Bonnie and I are gonna need another clue." Her eyes widen slightly before she gets out of the chair, her arm carefully wrapped around her waist as the two of them head towards the kitchen.
"Don't you just love seeing Penny with Bonnie?" Bernadette asks Howard, the two of them smiling adoringly at the sight they're seeing, along with everyone else.
"I think we all do," Howard responds. "She's like Bonnie's third mom."
"We can hear you." Penny says, turning around with Bonnie doing the same, making the others find it quite amusing.
"Sorry." Howard and Bernadette respond simultaneously.
"I thought it was just me who thought that," Santana lowers her eyebrows. "Brittany, did you think that, too?" She adds, knowing exactly why there's no answer. "Oh, right. You're dead. I miss you so much, Britt-Britt. But I think she did."
"Only Brittany knows for sure." Penny adds, talking in a stern voice, followed by an evil chuckle. "Hey, I am not the killer, I killed Stuart last time, I wouldn't kill Brittany."
"That's understandable."
"Gah!" everyone yelps, instantly flinching before turning around to see Stuart still standing, only this time by the big glass windows.
"Yeah, I really need to stop being quiet." Stuart says, repeating what he said the last time he spoke, only in slightly different wording.
****
"Okay, murder suspects, Santana has just found the time machine that the unknown killer must've used," Raj announces, standing by light switch next to the front door. "You are all inside it, and now we hurtle through the very fabric of time!" He adds, right before he plays some sci-fi laser sound effects on his phone, turning the light switch off while it still plays before turning a flashing light on, causing it to blink rapidly, making him hoping that the others who are all squeezed next to each other on the couch will enjoy what is going on. "And welcome to thirty years in the future!" He says cheerfully, after turning the blinking light off and the light switch back on, wishing that everyone had positive looks on their faces instead of having no facial expression whatsoever. "Stop looking so bored, you all just time-travelled."
"Well, my shirt doesn't not fit me anymore, my second beer isn't flat," Penny responds, getting off of the couch along with the others who weren't sitting on it to begin with. "And the other half of Bonnie's chocolate brownie isn't gone, and neither is the chocolate around her face. So far, the future's going great." She adds, raising her beer bottle up slightly.
"Hey, can I go to the bathroom?" Brittany asks, her head looking up at the ceiling. "I really have to pee. And I changed my position to lying on my back because the floor stinks."
"Sure," Raj replies. "But try not to look too alive."
"Got it." Brittany says after getting up off the floor, immediately heading towards the bathroom.
"So one of us went back in time to murder my wife?" Santana asks, making a straight face when she sees Raj not his head in response. "But why?"
"Good question, Santana," Raj smiles. "Perhaps this will help," He adds before getting some more pieces of paper out of his pocket. "Here are some interesting facts about yourselves in the future that might contain a clue. And I say they're interesting because I spent a lot of time thinking about them."
"Is that why you took ages to get into bed a few nights ago?" Emily looks at her husband, smiling happily, much to everyone’s amusement.
"Yes," Raj confirms. "I-I spent a lot of time thinking. And for some of them, I had to start over after thinking that didn't sound like them."
"Is that why I see scribbles on my piece of paper?" Howard asks, taking a closer look at his piece of paper, along with everyone else doing the same with their pieces of paper. "And why everybody else sees scribbles on their pieces of paper?"
"Fine, I had to start over on all of them."
"Oh, wow, I'm a famous singer, and a grandmother to Bonnie's two kids," Santana announces, her eyes focusing directly on what is written on her piece of paper, just barely able to read Raj's handwriting. "That's actually kind of sweet. It would be nicer if Brittany was by my side, helping me take care of my grandbabies, though."
"Hey, Sheldon and I still live across the hall, and we have a child." Amy smiles after reading what her piece of paper says, finding the vision she is having to be very heartwarming before reading what else had been written on her piece of paper. "But I let Sheldon name him/her."
"Thank you, that's what I was going for," Sheldon says with a smile, speaking for his wife. "Now, Amy, I know we both agreed that we would name our future child something perfect, but I have already thought of a few names that are just perfect."
"Will you tell me some of them?" Amy asks, hoping that she can give her opinion on what she thinks of the names Sheldon has thought for their future son or daughter if they ever have kids.
"I'm sorry, I can't," Sheldon adds. "But I will send you the PDF that has all 18 pages."
"And I also kept Stuart's comic book store closed down so that Sheldon would pay attention to me." Amy adds, smiling at what else was written on her piece of paper.
"Oh, that's a horrible idea."
"Hey, I'm a famous actress living in New York," Penny smiles, also finding the vision she was having to be very heartwarming. "Wow, I hope that comes true. Leonard, what does your card say, honey?"
"It says that I'm a tenured professor in New York, and that I'm living with you and our three beautiful kids." Leonard responds to his wife, reading what it says on his piece of paper, also barely being able to read Raj's handwriting, but only because of the numerous scribbles on it.
"Really?" Penny asks. "Raj, do you seriously think I'm putting this body through three kids?" She adds, wondering why Raj had chosen for her to have three kids, as well as using the same new back story that he had given to both Penny and Leonard when they didn’t like the fact that Raj had chosen for them to drift apart when their careers took off.
"Well, I didn't want to use the same back stories I made for you two in the last game," Raj explains, remembering exactly why he had made a decision he wasn't so sure about to begin with. "So, I thought if I used the same new back story that I made for both of you after you both didn't like what I had done, then you two would like your futures."
"Well, I like mine," Leonard folds his arms. "And personally, I think three kids are perfect for us."
"Penny, can you please read what mine says?" Bonnie asks one of the three older blondes in the apartment, struggling to read exactly what was on her piece of paper.
"Sure," Penny smiles before looking at the piece of paper that Bonnie was holding in her hands. "It says that you're a famous actress, and you're living in New York with your Mami, and two kids."
"But no Mama." Bonnie says, catching Brittany's attention when she exits the bathroom and immediately hears her name and noticing her daughter's sad face.
"Hey," Brittany crouches down to her daughter's height, looking directly at the sight of her face. "What's wrong, sweetheart?"
"You won't meet your grandchildren." Bonnie replies sadly, making everyone feel heartbroken at the fact that she thought that that was really going to happen.
"Oh, baby," Brittany picks Bonnie up from Penny's lap, holding the little blonde girl close to her chest. "It's okay, I'm right here," She adds, kissing reassurances into her hair. "I will always be here for you. Even if I do die thirty years from now, I will always be here for you, no matter what."
"I love you, Mama." Bonnie says kindly, immediately burying her face into Brittany's neck.
"I love you too, BonBon." Brittany adds, still kissing reassurances in her daughter's hair.
"Oh, this warms my heart up," Stuart says randomly, not being surprised when he sees everyone turning around to look at him. "I know that sounds creepy, but I love seeing Brittany and Santana with Bonnie because they're my favourite and best couple I know, tied first place with Leonard and Penny."
"Aww." Penny smiles.
"Thanks, Stuart." Leonard adds, smiling happily.
"Excuse me?" Bernadette and Howard ask simultaneously.
"What the hell?" Raj, Emily and Amy ask at the same time.
"I don't see anything wrong with the mother-daughter relationship between Brittany, Santana and Bonnie, or the romantic relationship between Leonard and Penny," Sheldon says to his wife, four friends and one treasured acquaintance, before turning around to look at Stuart. "Continue."
"So, yeah, I like seeing Brittany and Santana with their daughter, just as much as I like seeing Leonard and Penny together," Stuart adds, explaining why he loved seeing Brittana with Bonnie, as well as seeing the romance between Lenny. "Santana and Brittany are awesome mothers in my opinion, and I also think that Leonard and Penny would be awesome parents."
"Bernadette and I are awesome parents." Howard points out, his hand gesturing to himself and his wife.
"I know," Stuart responds. "I love seeing you two with Halley and Michael. I just also really like the thought of Leonard being a father and Penny being a mother."
"Well, she's like my third mother." Bonnie says, smiling down at Penny, much to everyone's surprise.
"You really are full of surprises, sweetie." Brittany chuckles, kissing Bonnie's cheek.
"I know." Bonnie says cheerfully, making everyone smile at how happy she looked.
"Can we please get back to the game?" Raj asks, his arms folded while Emily pulls the zip up on her brown leather boots. "This is very sweet and all, but I would appreciate it if we got closer to finding the killer."
"Sure," Brittany responds, kissing a few more reassurances into Bonnie's hair. "I love you, sweet baby."
"I love you too, Mama," Bonnie smiles at Brittany, making her blonde mother do nothing but smile in response. "Now I feel bad for killing you." She adds, immediately covering her mouth with wide eyes, realising her mistake, causing everyone to gasp before they slowly turn around to look directly at Raj, wanting nothing but answers.
"It was very hard to choose the killer," Raj explains, wondering to himself why he had even chosen Bonnie as the one who murdered Brittany in the first place. "So I thought I should choose the one you would least expect."
"I think I speak for everyone here when I say the one you would least expect to kill Brittany would be me." Stuart points at himself, understanding why everyone immediately agreed with him, the sounds of different hums from the others instantly filling his ears.
"Yes, that is true," Raj agrees. "Which is why you were second choice."
"Deberías haber hecho de el la primera opción!" Santana yells angrily, making everyone instantly flinch and cause Brittany to take immediate action by covering Bonnie's ears. "¡No puedo creerte! ¡Elegiste a mi precioso bebé para ser el asesino! Sé que esto es solo un juego, pero ¿cómo podrías?"
"Santana, calm down." Brittany says, holding her hand out, trying to get Santana to stop being mad.
"I can't, Britt-Britt!" Santana yells in response.
"Well, I guess I'll have to calm you down myself." Brittany adds before taking a few steps forward, leaning forward when she reaches Santana's face, pecking her on the lips, forcing her favourite person to wrap her arm around Brittany's back and pull her in for another kiss which lasted for a few minutes, much to everyone's relief that Santana had managed to calm down. "You feel better, baby?"
"So much," Santana chuckles slightly, kissing Brittany again before pressing a kiss to both of Bonnie's cheeks. "I love you both so much."
"We love you too, Mami." Bonnie says, smiling gleefully, earning her another kiss from both her mothers.
"Okay, now that the game is over." Howard looks at Raj, his hands clasped together.
"And that Santana has calmed down." Bernadette adds, speaking for her husband.
"Can we please learn how this Clement Vallandigham person died?" Amy asks, hoping that they can all figure it out through Sheldon.
"Please?" Emily asks her husband, clasping her hands together. "Pretty please?"
"Okay, okay, fine," Raj says before putting his fingers in his pockets. "Sheldon, how did he die?"
"Well, I was an expert in criminal law," Sheldon begins, surprising everyone by talking in his southern accent. "And one day, I was defending a man who was accused of shooting someone dead."
"Mmm-hmm," Santana hums, her head nodding slightly. "Yes, very interesting,” She adds. "Not!" She, Brittany and Bonnie say at the same time, doing high fives individually between the three of them.
"I wanted to prove that the dead man had in fact accidentally shot himself," Sheldon adds, still talking in his southern accent. "Now, I was demonstrating this to my legal team, I... drew out my pistol," He adds, catching everyone's attention while he pretends to draw out a pistol from his pocket. "Fell to my knees..." He pauses for a slight second. "I did not realise my pistol was loaded."
"Go on..." Leonard says, giggling with a big smile appearing on his face.
"Please, don't make me say this." Sheldon begs, wishing that he didn't have to say the embarrassing and idiotic thing he did, which was what happened next.
"Oh, we're all ears now." Leonard adds, his smile turning into a grin.
"I accidentally shot myself, okay?"
Leonard snickers before he immediately starts laugh, unable to control himself, no matter how hard he tries to pull himself together, also wondering with the others about how he wasn't having an asthma attack.
"Sorry, sorry!" Leonard apologises after laughing for only a few seconds which seemed like ages to everyone else. "Sorry, that's-that's not funny, it's very serious," He adds before laughing again. "Ha, yes, it is funny!"
"I'm surprised that no one else is laughing," Sheldon says, looking at everyone else around the apartment. "I, for one, may find his death amusing, but clearly not as much as Leonard."
"Well, you may enjoy hearing this," Brittany responds, her phone in her hand, her eyes looking directly at the screen.
"Off you shoot!" Leonard says, making himself laugh. "Ha! Off you shoot! Oh, I'm hilarious!"
"No, you're not, honey." Penny responds, her head shaking slightly.
"I know," Leonard adds. "What we're you going to say, Brittany?"
"According to his Wikipedia page, his client was acquitted." Brittany adds, reading what it said on her phone screen.
"Oh, my God," Leonard laughs. "Are you serious?" He adds, laughing onto the floor.
"That's even better!" Sheldon laughs along with his former roommate. "Heh-heh!"