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Geposted von Tamara:12.12.2011, 15:04 Uhr
He made another one of those comments! Joseph, what does it mean? What does it all mean???
Kommentar von Gregor: 15:10 Uhr
I think he just wants to be funny. His sense of humour is great!
Kommentar von Yasin: 15:20 Uhr
I mean, yes, it is, but somehow these comments feel different than his usual jokes?
Kommentar von Lynn: 15:23 Uhr
I think he's just pranking us.
Geposted von Tamara; 13.12.2011, 08:38 Uhr
So, I've been thinking about his remarks some more, and here's the thing: there are only two possible explanations for them:
- He's really fucking good at pulling an elaborate prank, keeping it as consistent as can be (á la the Cospiracy Board meme)
- He's immortal
Kommentar von Lynn; 08:38 Uhr
Is he consistent? I mean, it sounds like it, but does anybody have notes or something so we can check? He must've messed up somewhere. No one is that good.
Kommentar von Marco; 08:39 Uhr
Let me start a Google Doc, we can take notes together
Kommentar von Evren; 08:41 Uhr
Wait, Nico has to be in on it (or immortal as well). Remember that one time he said something about a thousand years?
PROFESSOR JOE AND NICO'S ??IMMORTAL?? TIMELINE
-teaching for 348 years
-attenting universities for 919 years
-has mentioned the profession changing over the last 350 years
-has been making art for "what feels like centuries"
-has loved Nico for a thousand years?
Geposted von Gregor: 15.12.2011, 03:41 Uhr
Oh! Does anyone remember that one slip up when he told us about that one really useful article? The one from 18-something? Iirc, he accidentally said that he had written it!
Kommentar von Evren: 06:10 Uhr
Yes, I remember that. It was one of the earlier sessions I think? Maybe 2nd or 3rd?? Anyways, it was when he told us that the "teaching profession has undergone significant changes over the last three and a half centuries" or some such
Kommentar von Lynn: 12:33 Uhr
I totally forgot about that! You're the best Evren! Also, what the fuck are the two of you doing up at these god-forsake hours?
Kommentar von Gregor: 18:57 Uhr
I was out with friends, and I'm pretty sure Evren was just being the morning person they've always been.
Kommentar von Tamara: 19:00 Uhr
There was also the other one, from 15-somthing, I think?? Like two weeks ago?
PROFESSOR JOE AND NICO'S ??IMMORTAL?? TIMELINE
-mentioned some old-ass articles, that are actually relevant to the course, like he has written them
-aforementioned articles were from 1560s and 1830s
Geposted von Marco: 20.12.2011, 09:24 Uhr
Anyone want to place bets on wether or not he really knew Michelangelo??
PROFESSOR JOE AND NICO'S ??IMMORTAL?? TIMELINE
-made an off-hand remark about Michelangelo that sounded weirdly specific [comment: made it sound like he actually knew him??]
Geposted von Lynn; 08.01.2011 Uhr, 09:53 Uhr
ALRIGHT PEOPLE, please tell me somebdy wrote down exactly what Nico said!
Kommentar von Yasin: 09:55 Uhr
I did, about to add it to the Doc!
Kommentar von Lynn: 09:59 Uhr
*praying hands emoji*
PROFESSOR JOE AND NICO'S ??IMMORTAL?? TIMELINE
-Nico said he's been teaching for about 400 years [comment: so he's older???]
-has loved Nico for a thousand years? [comment: Nico says it's only been like 800 (08.01.)]
Geposted von Sarah: 29.01.2012 Uhr, 10:29
I see it's already on the Doc, but I just wanna talk about how Nico said that it's been 900 years??? That was shortly after the first Crusade?!
Kommentar von Tamara: 10:30 Uhr
I know, right?
Joe said he's been attentindg universities for 919 (920 by now??) years, so that would be around 1090??? What if he went to university as a mortal? Like at our age?
Kommentar von Marco: 10:30 Uhr
He looks to be around 30-ish, so he could've died in the First Crusade???
Kommentar von Lynn: 10:31 Uhr
Do we think Nico is the same age? He could have died later, maybe.
Kommentar von Evren: 10:31 Uhr
But Nico was the one who made that comment about it being 900 years…
Kommentar von Sarah: 10:31 Uhr
Maybe Joe just told him stories? Or Nico's older??
Kommentar von Tamara: 10:31 Uhr
What is Nico is mortal, but in on all of it and he just plays along???
Kommentar von Gregor: 10:32 Uhr
But Joe seems too nice. He wouldn't do that to Nico, if only he were immortal. Or to himself. It'd have to be heartbreaking to love someone, knowing you would only have a few decades.
Kommentar von Yasin: 10:32 Uhr
I agree with Gregor. Also it seems he doesn't age (if he really is immortal), and I don't think he would do that to Nico. Watching someone you love grow old is hard, but growing old and watching the one you love stay as a young as ever?
Geposted von Tamara: 18.02.2012, 14:01 Uhr
Uhm, guys, am I the only one, or do you all get the error message when you open the Doc?
Kommentar von Marco: 14:03 Uhr
No, I get it too. It also isn't on my drive anymore. Weird. I def didn't delete it.
Kommentar von Tamara: 14:04 Uhr
Huh. @all the others: did one of you accidentally delete the Doc???
Kommentar von Yasin: 14:08 Uhr
I didn't.
Kommentar von Lynn: 14:21 Uhr
Me neither.
Kommentar von Gregor: 14:51 Uhr
Same here.
Kommentar von Evren: 15:34 Uhr
I didn't either.
Kommentar von Sarah: 15:35 Uhr
Same.
Kommentar von Tamara: 15:40 Uhr
Very weird. And on the day of our last session, as well! Maybe something with the drive servers?
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