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Chapter 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chapter 4 Yep That's The Title

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Thicc Potato: uuuuuuuuugh

Thicc Potato: today is SO boring...

Greenie: We're still building while you're just sitting down... And you say YOU'RE bored...

Huge G: geez its been like 3 days and you still havent finished rebuilding?

Greenie: It would definitely be helpful if we had everyone helping... Rose... Nightcap..

Huge G: I TOLD THEM TO STOP HAVING ORAL SEX BUT NOOOOOOOO THEY JUST DIDNT LISTEN

Rose: I said quiet, Huge..

Nightcap: Yeah, it's serious business.

Neptuna: thats what they all say lmao

Thicc Potato: wait does neptuna even have an ass

Greenie: Well, yeah... She has to use the bathroom some way.

Brainfreeze: Maybe she doesnt need to use the bathroom?

The Smash: smash think she poop out of her tail end

Thicc Potato: and if thats where she shits... OH GOD

Thicc Potato: huge you better start practicing abstinence

Greenie: But what if he wants kids?

Thicc Potato: ...

Super Brainz: ...

Brainfreeze: ...

Huge G: ...

Neptuna: why the hell are we talking about my ass anyways

Thicc Potato: we arent now

Huge G: we have things to discuss, nep...

Huge G: ill be back

Huge G: adios

Impfinity: hey fuckers

Impfinity: just got back from my vacation

Impfinity: :)

Zomboss: You're back earlier than expected

Zomboss: How was it?

Impfinity: amazing, besides getting shamed

Impfinity: but we all know I can create clones of myself and gang up on people :)

Thicc Potato: that just sounds wrong

Neptuna: RAPE!

Neptuna: oh shit huges here gotta go

Thicc Potato: DONT FORGET YOUR PURITY RINGS

Impfinity: mickey mouse sells sex to little girls

Thicc Potato: w-well maybe, well refuse to go on stage!

Impfinity: YOU DONT, FUCKING, TALK TO ME, LIKE THAT, haha, YOU LITTLE, PIECE, OF, SHIT!

Impfinity: GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP haha!

Impfinity: Now do we have a problem?

Branfreeze: No mr mouse..

Thicc Potato: no mr mouse...

Impfinity: Good! Cause I thought we had a problem! Now go make me some more money, haha!

Nightcap: Avid South Park fans, I see..

Impfinity: yup!

 

Bat Bitch: Who's ready for more Boating School?!

Grass: NO GOD PLEASE NO

Super Brainz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Rose: Today's been quite... Quiet...

Thicc Potato: probably because huge and neptuna arent online

Super Brainz: Yeah, they're always online...

Greenie: Maybe some relationship stuff?

Rose: Yet you bash me and Nightcap whenever we're away..

Thicc Potato: yeah because god knows what you two do, huge and neptuna at least stated they like each other! you two just randomly go offline and have make out time idk

Nightcap: It's serious business, not tomfoolery like you suggest.

Rose: Yeah...

Thicc Potato: then whats this serious business that yall are doing

Rose: Classified, business..

Thicc Potato: im not convinced therefore i still believe you are having sex

Nightcap: Whatever... Rose, I need you over again..

Rose: Over and out.

 

Grass: Combustable lit my hand on fire so I'm armless at the moment

Impfinity: HAHA NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS

Impfinity: ...

Impfinity: whoops wrong chat

Thicc Potato: fbeifbweuofhoiw

Captain Combustable has changed his name to "Capcom"!

Capcom: Then don't try to punch me asshole

Grass: THEN STOP BEING ON FIRE

Capcom: I'm a Torchwood

Capcom: IT'S WHAT I DO

Impfinity: lmao hes not wrong

Chompzilla: DNBSQKUBIUEFPQBFQN

Thicc Potato: aaaaaaaand theres chompy

Huge G: why is the splatoon soundtrack so damn good

Neptuna: he legit brought both his switch and wii u over so we could play the splatoon games

Huge G: im better at 2 and shes better at the original

Huge G: but we both agree the first game has the better soundtrack

Impfinity: tbh i like the second games soundtrack a bit better but its mostly due to octo expansion

Huge G: wait how many of yall have switches

Impfinity: me

Thicc Potato: right here

Greenie: I do!

Grass: Same

Bat Bitch: Somehow I do

Neptuna: i just use huges

Brainfreeze: I also have one!

Rustbolt: I do too!

Huge G: meet me at my place, we're having a tournament for splatoon 2

 

Within minutes of that comment being sent out, everyone who said they had a Switch got their Splatoon 2 cartridges and headed over to Huge's house. Neptuna just used Huge's Switch to compete, but Huge himself would be the referee and narrator. The match-ups were as follows: Neptuna vs. Brainfreeze, Rustbolt vs. Grass, Immorticia vs. Green Shadow, and Spudow vs. Impfinity. Brainfreeze easily won his match, as was the same for Rustbolt. Green Shadow barely won her match, as Immorticia was surprisingly good at the game. Spudow and Impfinity was the closest match yet, as Spudow clutched the victory with a 41.7 to 41.6. Brainfreeze again won easily, and Spudow beat Green Shadow without a sweat. So now it was the finals, Brainfreeze vs. Spudow.

They both started out fine enough, the stage was MC.Princess Diaries, and they both had inked up quite a bit of turf. It was going to be a real close one. A few splats later, Pearl came descending down from the sky as both players ran towards the center to active the Princess Cannon. Spudow got there first and activated it, only to get splatted by Brainfreeze right after. And a minute later, the results came in. Spudow won in the end, but it was another 0.1 point victory. "Good game, dude." Spudow said, shaking Brainfreeze's hand. They all disbanded and headed back to the group chat

Thicc Potato: gg my guy

Brainfreeze: Good game!

Impfinity: yer good, laddie! we better have a rematch soon!

Thicc Potato: its on, imp

Impfinity: great!

Rose: I'm back... Anything interesting go on?

Thicc Potato: I won a Splatoon 2 tournament

Rose: Neat!

Huge G: until next time... bfuibfuewbfjowebf