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2020-08-11
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Butler Butler DUCK

Summary:

A parody of the 'Llama Llama Duck' song, based on the first Kuroshitsuji adventure.

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Here's a butler
There's a butler
And another blacker butler
Funny butler
Bunny butler
Butler
Butler
DUCK.

Butler
Butler
Choc-cake butler
Teacup, silver, sugar butler
Butler, butler, demon butler
Butler
Butler
DUCK.

Ciel is the young master
And he likes eating cake
But Bard, he burnt to the thing to coal
And Finny broke the rake

Azzuro Vanel, he is dead
Without making the sale
And now listen, manga readers
To the rest of this tale.

Did you ever see a butler
Kick a butler
On the butler
Butler's butler
Tastes of blood-er
Butler
Butler
DUCK.

Butler, butler
Twice a butler
Not a butler?
Phone the butler
Butler breaks the car
Alarm the butler
Butler
DUCK.

Is it how it's drawn now?
The pie is getting old
Did you put in lemon juice
And was the silver sold?

Vanel's patience is growing thin
Now he's out of luck
Time for him to retire now-
The silver's flying-
DUCK.