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Hana: JESSE
Jesse: uh oh
Hana: YOU BROKE MY SWITCH
Amélie: @sombra
Sombra: dont make me hurt you
Amélie: id love to see you try
Jesse: i aint break nothin
Hana: YOURE THE LAST PERSON WHO HAD IT
Jesse: I AINT BREAK NOTHIN
Jack: whats happening here
Hana: JESSE BROKE MY SWITCH CANT YOU READ??
Jack: calm yourself
Hana: NO THAT WAS EXPENSIVE
Genji: you make money streaming
Genji: just buy a new one or get that one fixed
Hana: THATS NOT THE POINT
Hana: HE BROKE IT AND NOW HE HAS TO PAY
Jesse: pay??
Hana: IM BREAKING YOUR LEGS TO SEE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR SHIT GETTING BROKEN
Jesse: I AINT BREAK NOTHINNNN
Ashe: i hate to be at his defence but he aint the one who broke it
Ashe: he gave it to lucio last i checked
Hana: @lucio YOURE DEAD
Lúcio: ASHE YOURE SUCH A RAT
Ashe: say that to my face bitch
Lúcio: NO YOU SCARE ME
Ashe: good
Lena: lucio you might wanna run luv
Lena: i can literally see hana sprinting across campus
Lúcio: HOW DOES SHE KNOW WHERE I AM
Sombra: :)
Lúcio: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Sombra: why would you ever think that
Lúcio: I HATE YOU ALL
Ashe: well maybe dont break other peoples belongings
Lúcio: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Ashe: okay and??
Lúcio: FUCK YOU
Ashe: aint interested
Lena: AHSYFWEHUEW
Jesse: UNCALLED FOR
Genji: ASHE YOURE MY FAVOURITE PERSON HERE
Ashe: get rid of that u in favorite and ill talk to you
Genji: get your American spelling out of here
Lúcio: hELP ME PLEASE
Lúcio: @angela PLEASE
Angela: what
Angela: oh
Angela: nah you had it coming
Sombra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrrz54UtkCc
Lena: HE HAD IT COMING
Jesse: HE HAD IT COMING
Genji: HE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG
Amélie: what did you start
Sombra: a reenactment of chicago apparently
Winston: is anyone going to stop hana from committing a murder?
Sombra: why should we
Winston: she'll go to jail
Sombra: ...
Sombra: dammit
Lena: gay
Genji: gay
Jesse: gay
Sombra: OKAY AND??
Lena: proceed :)
Jamie: *photo attached*
Jamie: mayhem my beloved
Genji: when did you buy a whole ass cat tower??
Jamie: roadie bought it last night
Jack: how the hell didnt campus security see you
Roadie: sombra helped
Jesse: now that feels like some type of betrayal
Jesse: i thought she was on my side
Sombra: i have never picked a side in my life
Jesse: ...was that a gay joke
Sombra: what do you think
Jesse: yes?
Sombra: well done space cowboy
Jack: arent you meant to be stopping a murder?
Sombra: I AM STOPPING A MURDER
Jack: then stop texting
Sombra: GO SUCK GABES DICK AGAIN
Jack: i hate it here
Satya: I feel like I don't need to ask this, but who set off the fire alarm in the west block?
Lena: ...
Jesse: sombra what did they do
Sombra: IM WORKING ON IT
Genji: do you need a hand
Sombra: GET LUCIO
Genji: yes maam
Lena: gay
Jesse: gay
Jamie: gay
Genji: i hate it here
Sombra: i refuse to sit through detention for this
Hana: I SAID SORRY
Sombra: @gabriel bail me out plz
Gabriel: why should i
Sombra: i literally stopped a murder
Gabriel: and?
Sombra: dad plz
Gabriel: fine
Sombra: :)
Gabriel: this is the last time
Gabriel: and i MEAN it
Sombra: okayyyy
Amélie: its not the last time is it
Gabriel: shut your mouth
Amélie: i never said a word
Amélie: i typed them
Gabriel: im taking your gift card back
Amélie: wait no
Gabriel: be nice
Amélie: i hate this fucking family
Gabriel: love you too kid
Lena: gift card?
Gabriel: to a french bakery nearby
Amélie: it reminds me of home
Jesse: so lucio aint dead?
Hana: not this time
Genji: this time?
Hana: depends on if he breaks anything else that i have
Lúcio: what about your heart :)
Lúcio: OW
Lena: ??
Genji: hana threw her pen at his head
Hana: he deserved it
Lúcio: i mean true but still
Jack: stop antagonising her
Lúcio: its fun
Jack: wont be fun when she dunks your head in hot coffee
Genji: is there a story behind that...
Jack: maybe
Hana: you deserved it
Jack: it was an accident
Hana: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY CUT A WIRE
Jack: i dont know...
Angela: this chat is going to give me a brain haemorrhage one day
Lena: the spelling of haemorrhage will give me one
Jesse: youre just dumb
Amélie: says the man who spells colour and favourite without the u
Lena: :)
Jesse: i hate it here
Jesse: gabe take me home
Gabriel: no
Jesse: why not
Gabriel: because im busy smuggling one of my children out of detention
Jesse: favoritism
Gabriel: and what of it
Jesse: heart been broke so many times
Jesse: gonna start hanging out with satya and mei and that lot
Satya: No, you absolutely will not
Jesse: WHYYY
Satya: You are extremely immature
Jesse: IM A TEENAGE BOY THATS MY JOB
Satya: Find a new job then
Jesse: my heart is shattered
Satya: Good
Genji: satya has noooo chill
Satya: And yet, I am still cooler than you
Lena: OH SHITTT
Hana: HSHAHDHF
Genji: WHAT DID I DOOOO
Satya: :)
Gabriel: oh shit
Jack: what?
Gabriel: OH SHIT
Jack: what the hell is happening
Genji: gabe may have just broken a desk
Jack: may?
Genji: gabe definitely just broke a desk
Lena: how
Genji: i fear for my safety if i say
Lena: say it ninjago
Genji: in order to get into the detention room and kidnap sombra
Genji: he decided to kick the door open with a mask over his face
Jack: ...
Genji: the teacher thought it was an intruder trying to hurt us so he tried to attack gabe
Genji: and gabe just fucking body slammed him against a desk
Hana: *photo attached*
Gabriel: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Jack: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY BODY SLAM SOMEONE
Moira: gabriel
Moira: olivia
Gabriel: uh oh
Sombra: uh oh
Akande: theyre both getting full named
Akande: say your goodbyes now
Hana: can i convince you not to murder them?
Moira: no
Hana: well shit
Amélie: bribery normally stops her
Jack: how often does shit like this actually happen
Lena: considering the fact that youre gabes boyfriend shouldnt you know
Jack: punk
Lena: :)
Hana: if i buy you a rat will you stop
Lena: a rat?
Jamie: i heard rat??
Angela: someone should examine your head jamie
Jamie: not again...
Moira: make it two rats and you have a deal
Hana: yeah two rats sure
Hana: just dont hurt them plz
Lena: why are rats moiras weakness
Moira: theyre sweet
Jamie: :)
Moira: not you
Jamie: :(
Roadie: apologise
Roadie: right now
Moira: ...
Moira: i apologise you are rather sweet
Jamie: :)
Roadie: good
Jesse: is there anyone that aint afraid of roadie?
Genji: @sigma
Sigma: was pappin
Genji: ...
Sombra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmNAVk-8ai8
Jesse: my god
Genji: anyways
Genji: are you afraid of roadie?
Sigma: slightly
Genji: damn
Angela: did gabe ever get sombra out of detention?
Gabriel: we dont speak of it
Hana: he got detention for a month
Gabriel: shut up