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Ashido: PREZ!!!
Iida: Good evening, Ashido-san. I've told you there is no need to continue to call me 'prez'.
Ashido: but u will always be my prez
Iida: Is there something I can help you with? It's unusual to hear from you outside the alumni server.
Ashido: wud u rather i contact u there
Iida: Not at all! This is perfectly fine.
Iida: So is there something you need?
Ashido: the gala next week
Iida: Ah, is there a problem? Will you be unable to attend?
Ashido: no
Ashido: tryna figureo ut what to wear
Ashido: thought ud be a good one to ask
Iida: Oh my. Well, my experience with evening gowns is quite limited, I'm afraid. :)
Ashido: naw u just tell me which looks better
Iida: I would be happy to share my thoughts, but wouldn't Hagakure-san or Yaoyorozu-san be a better choice?
Ashido: i want a mans opinion
Iida: I see.
Iida: I assume you have photos, then?
Ashido: [image sent: IMG_009.jpg]
Ashido: [image sent: IMG_017.jpg]
Ashido: [image sent: IMG_019.jpg]
Iida: Well firstly, you look captivating in all of them, Ashido-san. Any of the three would be a magnificent choice.
Ashido: ggg thanks but u gotta help me choose
Iida: Dress #1 has a very mysterious, serious-feeling allure. Heavy lines, heavy drape, that sort of thing. The navy is almost somber; it makes you seem a bit aloof. It reminds me of the things Yaoyorozu-san typically wears to such events.
Iida: Dress #2 is wildly flattering to your figure; it is in no way immodest, but it leaves little to the imagination. I suppose it would depend on whether that was your aim. I understand how good it feels to wear something that makes you feel attractive.
Iida: Dress #3 is my personal favorite, for what it's worth. White is an enchanting color on you; it makes the pink of your skin seem almost like a schoolgirl's blush. I don't know the correct terminology, but the way it hugs your hips then flares at your knees is very flirty, and does marvelous things for your figure. Something about the combination of innocence and sex appeal is compelling, I suppose.
Iida: I hope at least some part of that was helpful.
Ashido: damn prez ur good at this
Ashido: why havent i been asking you all along
Iida: I'm happy I could be of service. :)
Ashido: what r u wearing
Ashido: I MEAN TO TEH GALA, SRRY
Iida: Haha, that's all right.
Iida: My clothing is quite boring, in comparison to yours. The suit I've chosen is similar in color to your first dress, with a grey (silver? It has a bit of shine to it) vest, deep red tie. Nothing too eye-catching, I suppose, but it is tailored well, and makes me feel good. :)
Ashido: pICS PICS PICS
Iida: Hahahaha, it is not nearly interesting enough to deserve a photo.
Ashido: cmon prez, show off a little
Iida: You're very kind; there is genuinely nothing about it worth 'showing off'. I'm glad you reached out to me, Ashido-san. This was an entertaining way to pass some time!
Ashido: IIDA DONT U DARE
Ashido: SHOW ME THAT SUIT OR IMMA COME FIND U
Iida: Good grief!! Hahahaha, if you would like to see it that badly. Keep in mind it is in need of some pressing/steaming. Just a moment. I only stepped out of the shower a few minutes ago.
Ashido: OOOH R U NEKKID
Iida: Hahahaha
Iida: Pretty much. Give me a second.
Ashido: oh shit prez has been sweettalkin me in his birhtday suit
Iida: HA!
Iida: No better time, right? :3
Ashido: u shud send me a pic
Iida: I'm working on that. So impatient, Ashido-san!
Ashido: no a naked pic
Ashido: cmon lemme see dat bod
Iida: HAHAHA, oh my. I forgot how much fun you can be; it is a shame we don't speak more often. Give me just a minute or two, and I can get this suit on. Suppose I don't need my shirt stays just for a photograph.
Ashido: whut oh myg od
Ashido: shirt stays
Ashido: like those supsender things that go from ur socks?
Iida: Ah, yes, they can work that way. I prefer the ones that wrap around my thighs. The straps from my socks to my shirt have always made me nervous, with my engines.
Ashido: uR THIGHS SDJAJDJODJSJS
Ashido: NEVER MIND THE SUIT I WANT PICS OF SHIRTSTAYS
Iida: You seem to want pics of everything.
Ashido: yes okay
Ashido: everything is good
Iida: Ashido-san, I can't send you a picture of my shirt stays without being nearly naked from the waist down.
Ashido: PREZ THATS NOT A PRBLEM SEND ME NAKED PICS
Iida: ?
Iida: I thought this was about what we were wearing to the gala?
Ashido: itwas but now i want pics of ur thighs
Iida: Why?
Ashido: r u serious
Ashido: have u seen them
Ashido: there biggert han my waist
Iida: You want a picture of my thighs because they are large?
Ashido: b cuz they r sexy
Iida: Sexy.
Iida: I see.
Iida: One moment, please.
Iida: [image sent: DC300065.jpg]
Ashido: OOOOOMY GODD FUCXK YEAH
Ashido: i luv a boxerbriefs man
Ashido: ugh ur hair all messy too im dying
Ashido: holyshit where do u even find shirtstasy that will stretch around thos legs god dAMN
Iida: So you like, then. :D
Ashido: das;ljose YES FUCK
Ashido: u shud take off ur shirt
Iida: That is not how shirt stays work, Ashido-san.
Ashido: THEN TAKE THM OFF TAKE IT ALL OFF
Iida: Just to be clear, here. You are, honest to god, asking me to send you pictures of myself naked.
Ashido: YES FUKC YES PLEASE THAT DO THAT
Iida: And what is the goal, here?
Ashido: goal??????
Ashido: prez cmon r u serious
Ashido: have u never done this bfore
Iida: That is… very sweet of you to assume.
Iida: I simply wanted to clarify. I'm not in the habit of sending explicit photos to people when they are not wanted.
Ashido: i want them ffff
Iida: Very well.
Ashido: oH SHIT OGAEJFWO YESSSS
Iida: I trust it goes without saying that I expect you to show discretion with anything that could potentially be 'identifying'.
Ashido: absolutely. no 1 will ever see but me
Iida: [image sent: DC300068.jpg]
Ashido: GGGGGFFUCK
Ashido: ur ass omy god
Ashido: and i had no idea a back cud have that many diff muscles fuck
Iida: Ha, we all have the same muscles, barring mutation quirks.
Ashido: my back dont look like THAT
Ashido: no one ive seen does
Ashido: u r gorgeous
Iida: Why thank you. :) It is always nice to feel like my hard work is appreciated.
Ashido: I AM ALL APPREICATION HERE
Ashido: but r u bein shy
Ashido: no front pics? ;)
Iida: Shy? Hardly. I'm simply wondering why I am the only one sending nude photos.
Ashido: DSDAJFWPO U WANT NUDES
Iida: Of course. You looked ravishing in your dresses, but I can't say I wouldn't mind seeing more.
Iida: Only fair, wouldn't you say?
Iida: And if you would like pictures of my 'front', they would be far more… photogenic if I had help.
Ashido: im like SO FUCKIN ITNTO THIS HANG ON
Ashido: [image sent: IMG_021.jpg]
Ashido: what u think? :P
Iida: Ooooh, if you could have heard the sound I made when that picture arrived
Iida: You are a knock-out.
Iida: I would happily suffocate myself between your breasts. Just… crawl right in there and never leave.
Iida: I used to fantasize about sliding my cock between them after class. Just the two of us in the back of the classroom, you sitting in a chair, with my hands in your hair or gripped tight to your horns, and you holding your breasts together for me, so I could push myself between them again and again.
Ashido: HOLY GHDFFFF WHAT
Ashido: O FUCKGN SHIT
Ashido: u got me so wet rigth now fuckkkk
Ashido: i had no idea u thot about me like that
Iida: God, how could I not? Even back then, you were so gorgeous and curvy and TANTALIZING. I wanted to just… grab handfuls of you, constantly.
Ashido: ugh i wish u did
Ashido: i wud have been alll about it
Ashido: i used to get myself off thinkign about u spanking me
Iida: You enjoy being spanked?
Ashido: if its u
Ashido: ur hands are so big
Ashido: and u were so strong
Ashido: fuck i bet u could ruin my ass now
Ashido: i wudnt be able to sit for days
Iida: Does that turn you on, thinking about me punishing you?
Ashido: yessss
Iida: Haha, have you been bad?
Ashido: im bein bad right now
Ashido: fingerin my clit an thinking about ur mouth on me
Iida: Oh my god
Iida: [image sent: DC300071.jpg]
Iida: Christ, look what you've done to me.
Iida: Ashido-san, I would love to eat that pussy. You'd have to pry me away to get anything else done.
Ashido: SHIT UR HUGE ffff that dick
Ashido: u wanna eat my pussy
Iida: So badly. Push my finger inside of you, fuck you with it while I suck on your clit
Iida: I bet you taste so good.
Ashido: ahdfowej
Ashido: u just said fuck
Iida: Haha, you were not expecting that?
Iida: Oh god, I'm so turned on I had to stop touching myself
Iida: I'm not ready to be done just yet.
Ashido: uuuuugh u r touhcing ur dick
Ashido: send me a pic of it
Iida: [image sent: DC300072.jpg]
Iida: you like that
Ashido: FUCK YES O GOD
Iida: Will you send me more pictures?
Ashido: hell yeah
Ashido: wat u want
Iida: Spread your lips open and send me a pic of your pussy.
Ashido: holy
Ashido: ok
Ashido: [image sent: IMG_030.jpg]
Iida: JESUS GOD
Iida: You are soaked
Iida: Is that all for me? :)
Ashido: ye fuck yeah
Iida: You are stunning, Ashido-san. Your body is so beautiful. Your pussy is SO BEAUTIFUL, holy shit.
Iida: God, I want to be inside of you right now.
Ashido: oooooogfehwo
Ashido: id let u fuck me prez
Ashido: wud u be gentle or rough
Iida: I would do anything you wanted.
Iida: Kiss you, caress you, rock myself so sweet inside you
Iida: Or hold you down, pound you as hard as I could. Make you scream my name. Shove my fingers in your mouth to keep you quiet while I have my way with you.
Iida: Hell both would work; we could start out nice and easy, work our way up to some utterly filthy, deafening sex. Let everyone in the building hear what we were doing. They'd all know exactly who was destroying your pussy.
Ashido: o my god that is fuckin amazing
Ashido: i bet u fuck hard
Iida: If asked, yes. :P
Ashido: u want me screaming your name? u like iida? or tenya? or maybe ingenium huh
Iida: fuuuuuuck they're all good
Iida: You can call me whatever you want, when I'm buried inside you
Iida: I'm so fucking hard for you.
Ashido: yesss o shit this is good
Ashido: i want u to play with my nips, use ur tongue
Iida: UUUUGH, FUCK, I want that, too
Iida: Oh god, I want to shove myself in you, fuck you until we're both stupid, until we're exhausted
Iida: And then pull out and come all over your gorgeous tits
Ashido: OH MY FUCKN
Ashido: yes fuck yes iida o i want that
Ashido: jus watch u over me unloadign all over me
Ashido: make a mess of me
Iida: ashido san i;m oh
Iida: fuck
Iida: i'm aboutttttttttttttttt tttetttttt
Iida: HAHAHAH I went ahead and sent that because it made me laugh; I accidentally held down my thumb on the keyboard when I came.
Ashido: LOL OH HELL U CAME SEND ME A PIC DID U MAKE A MESS
Iida: I made a terrible mess. Look what you've done to me, Ashido-san.
Iida: [image sent: DC300078.jpg]
Ashido: OOOOOOOOOH FGGGGCK
Ashido: ur cum looks thick
Iida: It is… regular, I think? :D It has been a while, though.
Ashido: wow prez u def suprized me
Ashido: wud have never guessed ud do this w me
Iida: Is there anything I can do for you?
Iida: To help you finish?
Ashido: O SHIT HA
Ashido: icame when u said u wanted to blow on my tits
Iida: DID YOU, NOW.
Iida: That is… very exciting to hear.
Iida: Ashido-san, this has been enlightening.
Ashido: ye no shit
Iida: Please ignore this if it is unwanted, but would you like to join me for dinner sometime?
Ashido: u kno
Ashido: u dont have 2 wine an dine me prez
Ashido: if u wanna just fuck
Ashido: im down if u r
Iida: Hm. I feel like there is still some potential for misunderstanding, here. I would enjoy taking you out, Ashido-san. I always enjoy your company. I am also perfectly fine with getting together for the express purpose of sex. Do you have a preference?
Ashido: how bout u show me what u cando in bed and i will decide after that if i want a date
Iida: HA! Your honesty is refreshing, Ashido-san. That is fine with me.
Ashido: k souds good
Iida: I've got a few things I need to finish up around here before I head to bed; may I contact you tomorrow so we can set something up?
Ashido: yup perfect
Iida: Thank you, very much. For reaching out about your dresses, for all of the photos, and for doing this with me. This was a far more enjoyable way to spend my evening than what I had planned. :3
Ashido: thank u, this was wow
Ashido: ttyt
Iida: Okay. Have a good night.
Ashido: u 2