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Sero (23:56): IMAGE SENT

Todoroki (23:56): IMAGE RECEIVED

Todoroki (23:59): uh, okay, just a minute 

Sero (00:00): what?

Todoroki (00:01): IMAGE SENT

Sero (00:01): IMAGE RECEIVED

Todoroki (00:01): am I doing this correctly

Todoroki (00:01): this is my first time and it feels a little strange

Sero (00:02): Ahsdttt

Todoroki (00:02): ?

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Sero (00:03): MAYDAY

Sero (00:03): MAY FUCKING DAY

Sero (00:03): MINA

Sero (00:03): MIIIIIIINA

Sero (00:04): HELP ME

Mina (00:04): what is it 

Mina (00:04): whos dying

Mina (00:04): and why are you texting me instead of one of the responsible ones

Sero (00:05): I CANT

Sero (00:05): BREATHE

Sero (00:05): MINA

Sero (00:05): TODOROKI

Sero (00:05): TODOFUCKINGROKI

Sero (00:05): MIIIIIINA

Mina (00:06): babe im gonna need some more context than that and you’ve got about 5 seconds to give it to me before I go back to sleep

Sero (00:06): CHECK YOUR SNAP

Sero (00:06): I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAVE STREAKS

Sero (00:06): I THOUGHT I WAS BEING FUNNY

Sero (00:06): YOU KNOW

Sero (00:06): CHARMING AND A LITTLE CHEEKY

Mina (00:06): you think a selfie captioned “send nudes” makes you ‘charming and a little cheeky’?

Sero (00:07): NOT THE POINT

Sero (00:07): IT NO LONGER MATTERS

Sero (00:07): (but it totally does)

Sero (00:07): DO YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING THO

Mina (00:07): not even a little bit

Sero (00:07): MINA

Sero (00:08): I JUST GOT A SNAPCHAT FULL OF TODOROKI I-TAKE-EVERYTHING-LITERALLY SHOUTO’S NAKED FUCKING BODY

Mina (00:08): WHAT

Mina (00:08): no fucjing way

Sero (00:08): YEAH

Sero (00:08): YEAH

Sero (00:08): AND I HAVE TO REPLY HE CAN SEE I OPENED IT 

Sero (00:08): I ALSO MAY HAVE DROPPED MY PHONE AND ACCIDENTALLY SENT A KEYBOARD SMASH

Sero (00:10): mina?

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Todoroki (00:11): sero?

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Sero (00:12): MINA COME BACK I HAVE TO SAY SOEMTHING

Mina (00:12): ok sorry I needed a moment to process

Mina (00:12): because what the - and I cant stress this enough - ACTUAL FUCK

Mina (00:12): are we talking full frontal peen and all????

Mina (00:12): also like scale of 1-10?

Sero (00:12): MINA COME ON HELP WHAT DO I SAY

Mina (00:13): HOW MUCH DICK AND 1 TO 10 HANTA

Sero (00:13): jfc I fucking hate u it’s oBVIOUSLY A 10 MINA ITS TODOROKI FUCKING SHOUTO 

Sero (00:13): and no god no dick but uh

Sero (00:13): jfc 

Sero (00:13): he had his shirt pulled up to show his abs and chest but instead of holding it with his hand like a NORMAL PERSON he decided to take twenty years off my life instEAD AND HOLD THHE SHIRT UP WITN HIS TEETH GOD HELP ME

Mina (00:13): damn I was expecting at least an 11

Mina (00:13): OHO biting the shirt???

Mina (00:13): good fucking choice todo

Mina (00:14): nice and teasing without giving too much away too early

Sero (00:14): omg

Sero (00:14): YES IT WAS A VERY NICE PIC BUT MINA FOCUS

Mina (00:14): ok ok ok

Mina (00:14): well

Mina (00:14): you know what they say

Sero (00:14): no no I do not 

Sero (00:15): what do they say

Mina (00:15): when life gives you lemons

Mina (00:15): shoot your fucking shot baby boy

Sero (00:16): Jesus Christ

Sero (00:16): I don’t think anyone has ever said that ever

Mina (00:16): welp I just did

Mina (00:16): I’m going back to bed now lover boy

Mina (00:17): good luuuuuuck~

Sero (00:18): if I’m not in class tomorrow 

Sero (00:18): put something cool on my tombstone please

Sero (00:18): something cooler than ‘death by partial nudes’ or ‘sexted to death’

Mina (00:19): u got it babe

Mina (00:19): xoxo

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Sero (00:23): oh wow holy shit ok

Sero (00:23): uhhh yeah you’re doing it right yes very right

Sero (00:23): you look

Sero (00:23): wow

Todoroki (00:24): oh. glad I could help then.

Todoroki (00:24): and thank you.

Sero (00:24): do you uh

Sero (00:25): do you want one back?

Todoroki (00:26): um

Todoroki (00:26): is that how this is supposed to work?

Sero (00:27): only if you want it to

Sero (00:27): do you want it to?

Sero (00:27): 100% up to you

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Todoroki (00:29): OUTGOING CALL TO MIDORIYA

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Sero (00:34): Todoroki?

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Todoroki (00:37): ENDED CALL WITH MIDORIYA (8:32)

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Todoroki (00:38): ok

Todoroki (00:39): yes

Todoroki (00:39): I would like that

Sero (00:40): holy fuck ok

Sero (00:40): ok uh give me

Sero (00:40): give me a few minutes

Todoroki (00:41): okay

Todoroki (00:41): and I’m sorry if I was too forward

Todoroki (00:41): I’ve since been informed that your first message might have been a joke

Sero (00:41): LOL no worries

Sero (00:42): I mean it was but

Sero (00:42): pls feel free literally whenever

Todoroki (00:42): oh

Todoroki (00:42): ok :)

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Sero (00:43): ok kami help me out bro

Sero (00:43): if I’m hypothetically maybe sexting someone way out of my league and they sent a picture of their chest I should just do the same right

Sero (00:43): like I shouldn’t push it and send more

Kaminari (00:43): wha

Kaminari (00:44): WHAT

Kaminari (00:44): WHO ARE YOU SEXTING HYPOTHETICALLY

Sero (00:44): you wouldnt believe me if I told you so I’m not even going to try

Sero (00:44): (but like literally the hottest guy at UA I’m freaking the fuck out man)

Kaminari (00:45): what

Kaminari (00:45): ur sexting SHINSOU?!

Sero (00:45): wh

Sero (00:45): what no

Sero (00:45): what

Kaminari (00:45): what

Kaminari (00:45): nevermind ANYWAY

Kaminari (00:45): bro you glowed up so much over the summer! nobody is out of your league anyway!!!

Kaminari (00:46): except maybe like todoroki but who IS in his league u know?

Sero (00:46): that was

Sero (00:46): quite literally

Sero (00:46): the ACTUAL worst choice of things to say rn omfg how DO you do it

Kaminari (00:46): what why

Kaminari (00:46): w ait

Kaminari (00:46): what

Kaminari (00:47): NO WAY YOURE LYING

Sero (00:47): JUST FUCKING TELL ME TIDDY PIC OR MORE DENKI

Kaminari (00:47): TIDDY PIC

Kaminari (00:47): PLAY IT SAFE

Kaminari (00:47): IM AFRAID FOR YOU AND A LITTLE AROUSED TOO

Sero (00:48): idk how to take that but honestly same

Sero (00:48): ok tiddy pic it is

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Sero (00:55): IMAGE SENT

Todoroki (00:55): IMAGE RECEIVED

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Sero (00:56): ok man I went with no shirt and unzipped jeans

Sero (00:56): did I change out of my pajamas and put jeans back on for this

Sero (00:56): the world may never know

Kaminari (00:57): NICE

Kaminari (00:57): KEEP ME UPDATED

Kaminari (00:58): EVEN IF I ONLY 50% BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING

Kaminari (00:58): DID SOMEONE DRUG HIM

Sero (00:59): OUCH DUDE

Kaminari (1:00): NOT LIKE THAT I JUST DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE KNEW WHAT SEXTING WAS???

Sero (1:00): WELL I DIDNT MEAN TO I JUST SAID “SEND NUDES” AND HE TOOK ME SERIOUSLY

Kaminari (1:00): OMG

Sero (1:00): ALSO HE HASNT REPLIED YET AND IM DYING

Sero (1:01): SO IDK MAYBE ITS NOT HAPPENING FOR LONG

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Todoroki (00:58): OUTGOING CALL TO MIDORIYA

Todoroki (1:01): ENDED CALL WITH MIDORIYA (2:56)

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Midoriya (1:02): y’all

Midoriya (1:02): it’s finally happening

Bakugou (1:03): WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU MY NUMBER 

Bakugou (1:03): AND WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME AT 1 AM??

Midoriya (1:03): oh shit

Midoriya (1:04): my bad I meant to text bakusquad not bakugou

Bakugou (1:04): wait what

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[Midoriya removed Sero from “bakusquad minus baku plus deku not to be confused with dekusquad”]

Midoriya (1:04): ITS FINALLY HAPPENING

Midoriya (1:04): THE MERGING OF THE SQUADS

Midoriya (1:04): UNEXPECTEDLY THROUGH SEROROKI?!

Kaminari (1:04): holy fuck thats actually happening then

Kaminari (1:05): I low key high key thought hanta was bluffing

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Bakugou (1:05): DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING GROUP CHAT WITH MY FRIENDS

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Mina (1:05): why don’t you have any faith in our boy smh

Midoriya (1:06): it’s definitely happening, I’m getting calls from shou every three minutes

Kirishima (1:07): what is going on and why is Bakugou banging on my wall at 1 am

Midoriya (1:08): oops

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Bakugou (1:09): STOP IGNORING ME STUPID NERD

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Midoriya (1:09): tell him when we merge im ok with renaming it the bakudeku squad instead of the dekubaku squad

Mina (1:09): I don’t think u know what u just said hun

Kaminari (1:09): yeah that does not mean what you think it means

Kirishima (1:10): om g

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Bakugou (1:11): FUCK YOU WE WOULD JUST BE THE BAKUSQUAD YOU DONT GET TO BE PART OF THE NEW NAME

Bakugou (1:11): AND WE ARENT FUCKING MERGING ANYWAY

Bakugou (1:11): FUCK OFF

Bakugou (1:12): GET YOUR OWN FRIENDS

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Sero (1:03): Todoroki? Was that too much?

Todoroki (1:05): no

Todoroki (1:05): I

Todoroki (1:05): no that was a good amount

Sero (1:05): oh god okay good 

Sero (1:06): I was worried

Todoroki (1:06): you

Todoroki (1:06): um

Todoroki (1:06): I like your jeans

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Sero (1:07): SCREENSHOT SENT

Sero (1:07): holy shit he’s so cute help

Kaminari (1:08): I LIKE YOUR JEANSNHOLY FUCK IM WHEEZING

Sero (1:08): I’m gonna die omg

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Todoroki (1:07): please you have to help me

Midoriya (1:08): it can’t be that bad

Todoroki (1:09): SCREENSHOT SENT

Midoriya (1:10): oh my god 

Midoriya (1:10): also WOW sero 10/10

Todoroki (1:11): excuse me

Todoroki (1:11): that is my tape dispenser now please get your own

Midoriya (1:11): your -

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Midoriya (1:12): SCREENSHOT SENT

Midoriya (1:12): holy shit I think shouto just tried to make a joke what alternate universe have we entered tonight

Mina (1:12): no fucking way

Mina (1:12): that’s so?? weirdly cute???

Kirishima (1:13): can someone just tell me and Bakugou what the hell is going on rn

[Kaminari changed the group name to ‘tape dispenser x icyhot fan club’]

Kirishima (1:13): wait omfg is it finally happening

Kirishima (1:14): are the squads really merging

[several people are typing...]

Midoriya (1:14): YES

Kaminari (1:14): YES

Mina (1:14): YES

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Bakugou (1:15): I can’t believe tape face is gonna be the first one in the group with a boyfriend

Kirishima (1:16): why are you texting me when you’re laying right next to me

Bakugou (1:16): DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT HAIR FOR BRAINS

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Sero (1:09): hahaha

Sero (1:10): thank you <3

Sero (1:10): I’m glad you like them

Todoroki (1:10): I’m sorry I’m so bad at this

Todoroki (1:10): I have no idea what I’m doing

Todoroki (1:11): but I really did like your photo a lot

Todoroki (1:11): I’m just

Sero (1:11): it’s really so so very okay

Sero (1:11): im just happy to be here

Todoroki (1:11): I’m happy too :)

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Sero (1:12): this should be ILLEGAL

Kaminari (1:12): JDJSJDJDJ WHATS HAPPENING

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Sero (1:12): oh good thank god

Sero (1:12): but uhh you can just like say whatever you’re thinking if that makes sense?

Todoroki (1:12): like what?

Sero (1:13): people usually uh

Sero (1:13): describe what they want I guess

Sero (1:13): not that I’m like super experienced at this either fuck

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Sero (1:13): WHY IS THIS SO HARD

Kaminari (1:14): I REPEAT WHAT IS HAPPENING

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Todoroki (1:14): um

Todoroki (1:14): can I have an example

Todoroki (1:14): I’m so sorry

Sero (1:14): no no it’s really okay!!

Sero (1:15): ok um fuck

Sero (1:15): for example

Sero (1:15): when u sent me the first pic

Sero (1:15): I could’ve said something simple like “fuck, you’re so hot” or maybe like “god this makes me wanna touch you”???

Sero (1:16): both of which are true

Sero (1:16): just so u know

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Sero (1:16): I am going to die this is the end

Sero (1:16): this is SO EMBARRASSING

Kaminari (1:16): I SWEAR TO GOD HANTA

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Todoroki (1:17): oh ok

Todoroki (1:17): I think I get it

Todoroki (1:17): so just tell the truth right

Sero (1:17): right yes

Todoroki (1:18): okay well

Todoroki (1:18): the picture you sent me makes me want to go to your room and take off the rest of your clothes myself

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Sero (1:19): holy

Sero (1:19): holy shit

Kaminari (1:19): I’m not talking to you ever again oh my god

Sero (1:20): SCREENSHOT SENT

Kaminari (1:20): HOLY SHIT

Kaminari (1:20): WHAT DID YOU SAY

Sero (1:20): NOTHING YET

Kaminari (1:21): OMFG YOU IDIOT GET BACK IN THERE

Sero (1:21): WHAT DO I SAY

Sero (1:21): DO I INVITE HIM OVER??? HE SAID HE WANTED TO COME OVER???

Kaminari (1:22): GOD NO

Kaminari (1:22): UNLESS YOU WANT HIS FIRST IMPRESSION TO BE YOU LASTING THIRTY SECONDS AFTER YOUR PANTS ARE OFF MAYBE

Sero (1:22): jfc good point ok

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Sero (1:22): oh

Sero (1:22): yes exactly uh

Sero (1:22): youre a natural

Sero (1:22): jesus

Todoroki (1:23): it wasn’t too much?

Sero (1:23): no god not at all

Sero (1:23): if im insufferable tomorrow just know it’s ur fault for boosting my ego

Todoroki (1:23): I don’t think you could ever be insufferable

Sero (1:24): oh

Sero (1:24): o kay

Todoroki (1:24): do you want another picture?

Todoroki (1:24): I took off my shirt and I want to show you

Todoroki (1:25): if that’s okay

Sero (1:25): god yes please

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Sero (1:25): SCREENSHOT SENT

Sero (1:25): I told him to just say what’s on his mind and now he’s actually gonna give me a heart attack

Kaminari (1:26): omfg rest in pieces you’re not gonna last the night

Kaminari (1:26): i, on the other hand, am living

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Todoroki (1:27): IMAGE SENT

Todoroki (1:27): here you go

Sero (1:27): IMAGE RECEIVED

Sero (1:27): holyjdjsjdjxjha

Sero (1:28): god you

Sero (1:28): youre so fucking pretty it’s unreal oh my god

Todoroki (1:28): pretty?

Sero (1:28): ahhhh sorry is that not ok to say?

Todoroki (1:29): no it’s ok I just

Todoroki (1:29): I'm not used to it yet I guess

Todoroki (1:29): but I think like it

Sero (1:29): ok good bc you’re seriously gorgeous

Sero (1:29): like

Sero (1:29): fucj

Todoroki (1:30): thanks :)

Todoroki (1:30): I think you are too

Sero (1:30): skdjdjdjsj

Sero (1:30): god uh thank you

Todoroki (1:31): how many pictures am I allowed to send?

Todoroki (1:31): I don’t want to cross a line

Sero (1:31): omfg as many as you want

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Sero (1:31): HEY SIRI HOW DO YOU TELL IF YOURE DREAMING OR NOT???

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Kaminari (1:29): is anybody else getting live updates because this is amazing

Midoriya (1:30): NO

Midoriya (1:30): shouto stopped replying to me after I said sero looked hot

Midoriya (1:31): so much for needing my advice

Midoriya (1:31): what’s happening

Mina (1:31): wait midoriya got nude rights?? no fair sero wouldnt show >:(

Midoriya (1:31): that’s kind of sweet?

Kaminari (1:32): dw dude I think hanta explained what to do to him

Kaminari (1:32): seems like he’s really figuring it out quickly and idk if hanta can keep up lmao

Midoriya (1:32): omg

Mina (1:32): no one is shocked

Mina (1:32): we knew this was uncharted territory when we entered

Kirishima (1:33): not to change but the subject but

Kirishima (1:33): bakugou is acting so weird about this

Kirishima (1:33): you guys don’t think he likes Todoroki or something do u?

Mina (1:34): bless your heart

Kaminari (1:34): are you serious

Midoriya (1:34): Kirishima—

Kirishima (1:35): what??

Kirishima (1:35): oh god is it hanta does he like hanta

Kirishima (1:35): I don’t think I can handle that

Kirishima (1:36): hanta is one of my best friends

Mina (1:36): how did he get even further off the mark

Kaminari (1:37): world’s densest rock

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Bakugou (1:36): you know I can see over your shoulder right

Bakugou (1:36): I can’t believe you think I could ever like tape face or half-n-half jfc

Kirishima (1:37): CAN YOU STOP GIVING ME THE SILENT TREATMENT AND JUST SPEAK TO ME LIKE A PERSON WE ARE 6 INCHES APART

Bakugou (1:38): no

Bakugou (1:38): bite me

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Todoroki (1:33): IMAGE SENT

[Image of Todoroki lying on his bed in boxer briefs with an obvious tent in the front of the material]

Sero (1:34): IMAGE RECEIVED

Sero (1:34): oh my godkdkcijs

Sero (1:34): fuck

Sero (1:34): fuck fuck fuck there’s no way you’re real

Todoroki (1:35): what do you mean?

Sero (1:35): youre so attractive I could die right here right now

Todoroki (1:35): I'd really rather you didn’t

Sero (1:35): fair

Sero (1:35): I’ll reluctantly accept that

Sero (1:36): what would u like me to do instead?

Todoroki (1:36): touch me

Todoroki (1:38): sero, are you ok? I heard a loud bang coming from your side of the wall

Todoroki (1:40): ... hanta?

Sero (1:40): YEAH SORRY

Sero (1:40): I threw my phone

Sero (1:40): across the room

Sero (1:40): on accident

Todoroki (1:41): accident

Sero (1:41): you caught me by surprise ok ahhhh

Todoroki (1:42): you're the one who asked the question

Sero (1:42): thats beside the point

Sero (1:42): youre the one whos so pretty it makes me forget basic motor functions so this is really on you

Todoroki (1:42): oh

Todoroki (1:43): (:

Todoroki (1:43): well if you’re having trouble you can send me another picture and I’ll talk more?

Sero (1:43): jesus I thought you didn’t know how to do this

Todoroki (1:43): I don’t really but it’s a lot of fun

Sero (1:44): yeah

Sero (1:44): yeah it is

Sero (1:44): ok hang on

Sero (1:44): uhhh is it ok if I take my jeans off too?

Todoroki (1:44): I mean I wish you’d take off everything but if you want to leave something on I understand

Sero (1:45): jesUS OKAY

Sero (1:45): “i don’t know what i’m doing” my ASS

Todoroki (1:45): I really don’t though

Sero (1:48): IMAGE SENT

[Image of sero in his boxer briefs, sitting on the bed with his back against the wall and his hand dipping into his underwear, cupping his erection]

Todoroki (1:48): IMAGE RECEIVED

Todoroki (1:50): I

Todoroki (1:50): um

Todoroki (1:50): wow

Sero (1:50): uh

Sero (1:50): good wow?

Todoroki (1:51): wow as in

Todoroki (1:51): I can’t really see as much as I want to see, but, um, it looks very big through your underwear and 

Todoroki (1:52): I kind of want to put it in my mouth

Sero (1:53): you want to—

Sero (1:53): Jesus Christ

Todoroki (1:54): too much?

Sero (1:54): god no please don’t stop you’re amazinf

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Kirishima (1:54): bakugouuuuu

Kirishima (1:54): come on man

Kirishima (1:55): you know you can talk to me about literally anything right

Kirishima (1:55): i’d never judge you

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Todoroki (1:55): oh good

Todoroki (1:55): can I touch myself or is that weird?

Sero (1:56): omfg pls

Sero (1:56): I want you to so bad

Todoroki (1:56): thank you <3

Sero (1:57): tell me how it feels?

Todoroki (1:57): sensitive

Todoroki (1:58): it’s better than usual because I’m pretending it’s you

Sero (1:58): fuck

Sero (1:58): i

Todoroki (1:59): IMAGE SENT

Sero (1:59): IMAGE RECEIVED

Sero (2:01): holy shit

Sero (2:01:) that’s

Sero (2:01): how is your cock literally perfect

Todoroki (2:01): oh

Todoroki (2:02): I think I liked that

Sero (2:02): really??

Todoroki (2:02): yeah

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Kaminari (2:00): okay now it’s gotten suspiciously quiet

Midoriya (2:02): I guess they’ve figured it out on their own then

Mina (2:03): I’m so proud <3

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Bakugou (2:04): you mean it?

Bakugou (2:04): I can tell you literally anything?

Kirishima (2:04): god yes of course bro!!

Kirishima (2:05): (:

Bakugou (2:05): better not be lying shithead

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Todoroki (2:02): um

Todoroki (2:02): are you doing this too?

Sero (2:03): yeah

Sero (2:03): I am

Todoroki (2:04): good

Todoroki (2:04): I like being the one you’re thinking about

Sero (2:05): me too

Sero (2:05): but thinking about you makes it almost too good

Sero (2:05): I have to go so slow and light or I’m not gonna last

Todoroki (2:06): oh

Todoroki (2:06): really?

Sero (2:06): of course

Sero (2:06): youre like kind of amazing u know

Sero (2:06): have I mentioned that already

Todoroki (2:07): a few times but that’s ok

Todoroki (2:07): I’m um

Todoroki (2:07): I’m smiling a lot

Todoroki (2:07): is that normal?

Sero (2:08): I’m not sure but it’s fucking cute

Sero (2:08): god I feel so lucky rn

Todoroki (2:08): me too

Todoroki (2:08): and I wouldn’t mind if you

Todoroki (2:09): went fast

Todoroki (2:09): just so you know

Sero (2:09): ahhh I’m not ready for this to be over yet tho

Sero (2:09): unless u are of course!!

Todoroki (2:09): no no I just mean in general

Todoroki (2:09): like next time or in person or anything

Todoroki (2:10): I won’t be upset. Just flattered.

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Sero (2:11): holy fucking shit

Kaminari (2:11): done??

Sero (2:11): no but

Kaminari (2:11): ew quit texting me with a hard dick

Sero (2:11): bro he said NEXT TIME

Sero (2:11): or IN PERSON

Kaminari (2:12): oh holy shit

Kaminari (2:12): I need so many details

Kaminari (2:13): but like AFTER you finish god pls go

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Todoroki (2:14): hanta?

Sero (2:14): sorry sorry I’m here I just

Sero (2:14): I can’t believe you wanna do this again with me

Sero (2:14): this cant be real life

Todoroki (2:15): of course I do

Todoroki (2:15): dont you?

Sero (2:15): god yes

Sero (2:15): like so much

Todoroki (2:16): oh good okay

Todoroki (2:16): thats a relief

Todoroki (2:16): sorry for assuming though, that was rude of me

Sero (2:17): no worries at all

Sero (2:17): ur assumption was more than correct anyway

Todoroki (2:17): now I’m smiling again

Sero (2:18): fuck thats

Sero (2:18): hey shouto?

Todoroki (2:18): yes?

Sero (2:18): if we’re still telling the truth about what we’re thinking and all that

Sero (2:18): I kind of

Sero (2:19): really fucking want to kiss you right now

Todoroki (2:21): hmm

Todoroki (2:21): I think I understand now

Sero (2:21): oh? understand what?

Todoroki (2:21): “doki doki”

Sero (2:21): skksjfkdkskjx

Sero (2:21): djdjdjjdkAdjsj

Sero (2:21): omfg stop being so cute my body is so confused rn

Todoroki (2:22): honestly mine is too

Todoroki (2:22): I’m sorry um

Todoroki (2:22): maybe you could elaborate

Todoroki (2:22): on the kissing thing

Todoroki (2:22): and I’ll try to keep the those kinds of reactions to myself

Sero (2:23): I can do that

Sero (2:23): but don’t you dare

Sero (2:23): you have to share all of them

Todoroki (2:23): but you just said

Sero (2:23): shhh

Sero (2:23): I know what I said

Sero (2:23): but please don’t actually stop ever

Todoroki (2:24): oh

Todoroki (2:24): ok :)

Todoroki (2:24): so

Todoroki (2:24): kissing

Sero (2:24): yes yes kissing ok

Sero (2:24): I guess I’d start slow?

Sero (2:24): bc let’s be honest I’d be nervous as fuck

Todoroki (2:25): really? why?

Sero (2:25): what

Sero (2:25): bc it’s you

Sero (2:25): kissing the prettiest and coolest guy in school is kind of intimidating man

Todoroki (2:26): I suppose

Todoroki (2:26): but I have nothing to compare it to

Todoroki (2:26): even if you’re a terrible kisser I wouldn’t know

Sero (2:26): wait

Sero (2:26): what

Sero (2:26): youve never?

Todoroki (2:27): of course not

Todoroki (2:27): who would I have kissed?

Sero (2:27): literally like

Sero (2:27): anyone you want

Sero (2:27): have I mentioned how pretty you are

Todoroki (2:27): I’m trying right now 

Todoroki (2:28): but the person I want to kiss keeps changing the subject

Sero (2:28): dfghjkk

Sero (2:28): OKAY SORRY I JSUT

Sero (2:28): I’m low key wondering what great deed I must have pulled off in a past life

Sero (2:28): but anyways

Sero (2:29): kissing

Todoroki (2:29): yes

Todoroki (2:29): kissing

Sero (2:29): ok so maybe just a few little kisses to start?

Sero (2:30): until you get the feeling for it and my heart stops trying to beat out of my chest a little

Sero (2:30): then I’d probably reach out and pull you closer? by the waist maybe?

Sero (2:30): bc uh being pressed up against you sounds Really Fucking Amazing

Sero (2:31): and then I could kiss you a little deeper if you were okay with it

Sero (2:31): aaand now I’m really flustered and I’m gonna wait for your reply before continuing in case I’m embarrassing myself lol

—

Kirishima (2:32): so I finally got bakugou to talk to me

Kirishima (2:32): and then he promptly fell asleep (on me!!!) bc we all know he cant hang after 9 pm lol

Kirishima (2:32): IMAGE SENT

tape dispenser x icyhot fan club (2:32): IMAGE RECEIVED

Kirishima (2:32) look how cute!

Kirishima (2:33): anyways

Kirishima (2:33): turns out it isnt hanta or Todoroki that he likes

Kirishima (2:33): y’all are actually never gonna guess who it is

Kaminari (2:34): it’s you

Mina (2:34): you

Midoriya (2:34): you

Kirishima (2:35): WHAT THE FUCK

Kirishima (2:35): HOW

Mina (2:35): moment of silence for Kirishima were-sleeping-together-as-nightmare-prevention-bros Eijirou

Midoriya (2:35):

Kaminari (2:36):

Kirishima (2:37): ... is that not normal???

—

Kaminari (2:36): ok fuck this

Sero (2:37): ?

—

Kaminari (2:36): IMAGE SENT

Shinsou (2:36): IMAGE RECEIVED

Shinsou (2:37): kaminari

Shinsou (2:37): it’s nearly three in the morning

Shinsou (2:37): and you wake me up to say 

Shinsou (2:37): send fucking nudes

Kaminari (2:38): were you actually even asleep yet

Shinsou (2:38): ... no comment

—

Kaminari (2:38): SCREENSHOT SENT

Kaminari (2:38): how did you get this to work for you

Sero (2:38): science is still unsure man

—

Todoroki (2:32): not at all

Todoroki (2:32): I

Todoroki (2:32): that sounds

Todoroki (2:33): ... more please

Sero (2:33): ahhh okay good i’m glad i’m not gonna have to like move schools out of shame

Sero (2:33): just tell me if you want me to stop, yeah?

Sero (2:33): <3

Todoroki (2:34): please don’t

Todoroki (2:34): seems extremely unlikely but okay

Sero (2:34): ok um well

Sero (2:35): I think next I’d walk you backwards until your back was pressed up against the wall

Sero (2:35): (yes this is me taking tips from the shoujo manga I saw hidden behind the shounen collection on your bookshelf when I came over to read Shingeki no Kyojin )

Todoroki (2:36): well

Todoroki (2:36): I can’t say it’s not working

Todoroki (2:36): then what

Todoroki (2:36): senpai

Sero (2:37): kdjdjsjs oh my god

Sero (2:37): that backfired in record time

Sero (2:38): im blushing so bad god

Todoroki (2:38): at least senpai noticed me <3

Sero (2:39): sdgkkfs

Sero (2:39): YOURE THE WORST LMAO

Sero (2:39): can’t you just let me kiss you against the wall IN PEACE SHOUTO

Todoroki (2:40): yes

Todoroki (2:40): this wall?

Sero (2:41): did you just

Sero (2:41): knock on the wall between our rooms?

Sero (2:41): i think my heart just tried to jump out of my body straight through my mouth holy shit

Todoroki (2:41): yeah

Todoroki (2:42): sorry

Todoroki (2:42): you don’t have to but

Todoroki (2:43): if you want

Sero (2:43): are you

Sero (2:44): uh

Todoroki (2:44): yes

Sero (2:45): holy shit

Sero (2:45): ok

Sero (2:45): um yeah

Sero (2:45): ok

Todoroki (2:45): (:

Todoroki (2:46): it’s unlocked

—

Sero (2:47): code red oh my FUCKING GOD

Todoroki (2:47): ?

Sero (2:47): oh Jesus fuck wrong person

Sero (2:48): I’ll see u in a minute ok I just have to scream into my pillow or something

Todoroki (2:48): ok senpai

Sero (2:48): you have to sTOP AHHH

—

Shinsou (2:40): but why are YOU awake

Kaminari (2:41): sero woke me up panicking about a boy

Kaminari (2:41): and i stayed up for a while watching that disaster progress

Kaminari (2:41): then Kirishima and Bakugou decided to steal the shit show and now we’re here

Shinsou (2:42): sounds eventful

Shinsou (2:42): I didn’t even know sero was into dudes

Kaminari (2:42): hes certainly into one of them

Shinsou (2:43): ah

Shinsou (2:43): mood

Kaminari (2:43): yeah

Kaminari (2:45): wait what

Shinsou (2:45): nothing

Shinsou (2:45): wanna see a cat video?

Kaminari (2:45): uh obviously

Shinsou (2:45): VIDEO SENT

Kaminari (2:46): VIDEO RECEIVED

Kaminari (2:47): how does that cat look exactly like Aizawa sensei tho

Shinsou (2:47): RIGHT THATS WHAT I SAID

—

Kaminari (2:47): i think im in love

Sero (2:49): ok what a mood but

Sero (2:49): CODE RED OMFG

Kaminari (2:50): I don’t think?? We have ever established??? Color codes???

Sero (2:50): IM GOING TO HIS ROOM

Kaminari (2:50): oh my god

Kaminari (2:50): good luck champ

Kaminari (2:51): try not to bust it in ten seconds flat

Sero (2:51): u suck

—

(2:55)

Sero’s heartbeat was almost loud enough to drown out his nervous thoughts as he left his room and made the two step trek to Todoroki’s door.

Almost, but not quite.

He paused with his hand halfway to the handle, gulping.

Am I supposed to knock? he wondered. He said it was open? That means I can just? Go in? Right?

Sero debated for a few more seconds before bringing his hand up to knock softly. Just to be courteous. Right before he made contact, though, the door swung open from the inside.

“ Jesus fuck ,” Sero cursed under his breath, jerking his hand away. He brought it to his chest instead.

Todoroki blinked at him. 

He’d put pajamas pants on, but his shirt was nowhere in sight, and all the skin on display made Sero’s heart beat even faster.

“Sorry. I heard your door open and close but then nothing, so I came to check...”

Sero felt his cheeks heating already. 

Had Todoroki’s voice always been so soft and low? He wasn’t sure. He definitely needed to calm down, though.

“Ah, sorry,” he echoed, then reached up to scratch the back of his neck. He shot Todoroki a sheepish smile. “I - uh - I’m just a little nervous.”

Todoroki nodded in apparent understanding. “Yeah. Me too.”

Sero’s brows rose in mild disbelief. “Really?”

“Of course,” Todoroki said, like it was obvious.

God, I think I’m actually swooning. Why would someone like him be nervous over someone like me ?

Todoroki moved aside, holding the door open. “Do you want to come in?”

Sero’s heart jumped straight into his throat, but he nodded anyway, stepping over the threshold and into the room. Glancing around, he was met with a strange sense of foreignness; he’d been here many times to look through Todoroki’s manga, but tonight it felt as if it were his first time really seeing the place.

When his eyes fell on Todoroki’s futon, he felt his blush increase 10-fold.

“Would it help if I called you senpai again?”

Sero whipped back around to look at Todoroki, and a snort of laughter escaped him even as his eyes widened. He shook his head in exasperation, and watched a tiny smile pull at Todoroki’s lips. Sero could see the teasing light in his eyes, and it made his stomach swoop.

“Definitely not,” he laughed. Then, he bit his lip to contain his giddy smile. “So it really was you texting me, then.”

Todoroki’s brows furrowed. “Who did you think it was? I sent pictures of myself.”

Sero chuckled. Before he could overthink it, he reached out, catching Todoroki’s fingertips between his own. Todoroki looked down at their hands, blinking.

“Maybe a villain trying to lure me into a trap or something,” he teased.

Todoroki opened his mouth, looking concerned, but Sero cut him off.

“I’m only joking.” He brushed his thumb over Todoroki’s pointer finger. “I just feel really lucky, is all.”

“Oh,” Todoroki replied. Then, his little smile returned. “Okay.”

Sero felt his heart stutter in his chest, and he couldn’t help the wide grin that stretched over his face.

“It should be illegal to be as cute as you are, god,” Sero complained as he took Todoroki’s other hand into his free one. He pulled lightly, urging him just a bit closer. Their joined hands hovered over Sero’s waist. “This okay?”

“Yes,” Todoroki replied immediately, nodding.

Sero’s smile widened.

So fucking cute.

He placed Todoroki’s hands on his waist, then let go of them, moving to settle his own arms loosely around his neck. Wide, mismatched eyes blinked at him, and the knowledge that Todoroki was nervous too gave Sero the confidence to continue. He bit his lip, reaching up to toy with the hair at the nape of Todoroki’s neck.

“Do you, uh, still want to kiss me?” he asked softly, looking at Todoroki from under his lashes.

Todoroki nodded without missing a beat, and Sero felt his fingers twitch against his sides through the thin fabric of the shirt he’d thrown on. He chuckled.

“Okay. You’re sure? Because I don’t want you to feel pressured to do anything you’re uncomfortable with.”

Todoroki blinked at him for a long moment.

"Hanta, I invited you to my room at 3:00 in the morning on a Thursday. What about this situation makes me seem unsure?"

Sero huffed a surprise laugh at his unexpected impatience.

"Sorry, sorry, I just wanted to doubl—"

He started to say, but he was cut off mid-sentence by Todoroki fisting his hands into his tank top, using it to drag him forward, then shutting him up with a kiss.

The noise Sero made against his lips was definitely not something Kirishima would've called very 'manly'. 

Especially not with the way his eyes shot wide and his body froze in place for a long, drawn out moment as Todoroki stayed there, waiting for him to respond. After a few seconds of nothing on his end, Todoroki pulled away. 

The look on his face really couldn't be described as anything other than a pout, and it would've been cute enough to make Sero weak in the knees, if he hadn't already been there from the kiss alone, wobbly-legged with a racing heart.

"Hanta," Todoroki started. "I've never done this before, you have to help me more than that."

Sero’s mouth fell open.

"I— I— I wasn't ready!" He stuttered, blushing as a shocked giggle slipped from his lips. He groaned, pulling his hands away from Todoroki to cover his flaming face. "You can't just sneak up on me like that!"

"You were taking too long."

"Was not."

Todoroki didn't respond, but a moment later Sero felt a gentle grip on his wrists, coaxing his hands down. Sero reluctantly let him, even though he knew he was splotchy red down to his chest. Todoroki didn't say anything, so Sero closed his eyes and took a deep breath before looking at him again.

"Ready now?" Todoroki asked, a hint of a smirk on his face.

"Shut up," Sero laughed. "I'm fine. Let's go."

"If you say so," Todoroki teased, leaning forward again.

This time, Sero closed the gap, tilting his head and letting his eyes fall closed as he pressed their lips together. He lingered for a few moments, then turned one kiss into two, and three, bringing a hand up to gently cup Todoroki's jaw.

It was pretty obvious that Todoroki had never kissed anyone at first; his movements were stiff and his head was angled a little awkwardly, but he followed Sero's lead and it didn't take long for him to loosen up, slowing down and readjusting his position.

And then Sero was rapidly forgetting about Todoroki's inexperience all together, his breathing coming out sharper and heavier as his body reacted to the kiss and the hours of teasing it had endured. Todoroki pulled him closer by his shirt, and Sero groaned softly, tongue pushing forward on a pant to brush against Todoroki's lips.

Todoroki jumped a bit at the contact, letting out a surprised noise as his kissing faltered.

Murmuring a curse, Sero pulled back immediately, though only far enough to rest his forehead against Todoroki's.

"Sorry," he panted quietly. "Got a little carried away."

"It's— it's okay," Todoroki replied, sounding just as winded. "I just— I've never— um."

Sero huffed a breathy laugh, brushing his thumb across Todoroki's cheek. "I got it."

"Will you do it again?"

"Fuck," Sero bit his lip, trying to ignore the way his cock twitched at the request, then nodded. "Yeah."

He rested a hand on Todoroki's hip, then slowly walked them backward until Todoroki's back was pressed against the wall, just like he'd promised. He took a moment to admire the way Todoroki's breathing hitched, and then he leaned in once more, capturing his lips in another kiss.

This time, he purposefully eased his tongue forward to slide against Todoroki's lips until they parted enough to let him inside. Again, Todoroki was clumsy at first, and a little timid, but he seemed to be a fast learner, copying Sero's motions and adjusting until they found a rhythm together. 

As far as kisses go, it was probably a bit on the wet side, but Sero couldn’t remember ever enjoying making out with anyone so much. He felt a little like he'd been hit with Kaminari's quirk, tingly and hot all over. Every time Todoroki pulled him a little closer, or made a little noise, he felt it through his whole body. And when he sucked Todoroki's lower lip into his mouth and got a full on moan out of him, Sero had to pause for a second to catch his breath and make sure he didn't live up to Kaminari's poor expectations of him.

Todoroki didn't seem very fond of that idea though - Sero had barely backed off for a second before he was snaking his arms around his neck and pulling him back in for more, grumbling something under his breath. Sero stumbled a bit, and then there was no real room between them anymore, with Todoroki's back pressed firmly against the wall and Sero falling forward against him.

He couldn't quite hold in his gasp when their cocks accidentally brushed together through their pajama pants, and he realized Todoroki was just as into this as he was.

He felt his face flushing, but then Todoroki groaned even louder than him, hands scrambling to tangle in Sero's hair and hips twitching forward into the friction, and that was hot enough that Sero suddenly didn't care so much about his embarrassment.

"Fuck," he panted, and he rolled his hips again as his head dropped to Todoroki's shoulder. He felt Todoroki's cock jerk against his, and he dug his nails into his hip to keep himself from coming on the spot.

"Is— is this okay?" Sero managed to ask between gritted teeth.

"S-so good," Todoroki breathed. "Is it— should it be this good?"

Sero tried to laugh, but it came out as more of a moan than anything else.

"When you tease yourself for like three hours beforehand? Yeah, I feel like this is normal."

"Okay," Todoroki gasped. "Then don't stop."

"I'm— I won't la—"

"Me either—" Todoroki cut him off. "Please."

"Shit, that's so hot. O-okay."

Sero's hand was shaking as he angled Todoroki's head so he could press kisses to his neck, hips already stuttering as he ground against him. Todoroki pushed Sero's head down harder as he latched onto the skin there, and Sero tightened his grip on his hip in response, coaxing him forward to move against him.

It didn't take long for Todoroki to take the hint, and then they were rutting against each other in broken, jerky, desperate thrusts, with Todoroki yanking at his hair as Sero's hands grabbed at his ass, trying to pull him as close as possible.

“Hanta,” Todoroki gasped, leg coming up to wrap around Sero’s waist. “Touch—”

His voice broke off, but Sero understood. He moaned, nodding against Todoroki’s neck before pulling back and pushing his pants down, just far enough to free his pretty cock and take it in hand.

“Jesus, you’re so perfect,” Sero said reverently, biting his lip at the sight.

He took a short moment to circle Todoroki’s precome soaked cockhead with a thumb, spreading the slick around and admiring the picture Todoroki made, hard and panting, leaning up against the wall.

Todoroki cried out at the sensation, twitching a heavy warning in his hand, so Sero got on with it, pulling himself out of his pajamas so they could finish together. He lined them up, then wrapped a hand around both of them.

Sero moaned softly, both at the sensation, and at the lewd view of their leaking cocks pressed against each other. Todoroki echoed him, hips bucking to push him further into Sero’s grasp.

“Please,” he gasped, and Sero cursed, hand moving almost involuntarily to oblige him.

And holy shit , it felt so much better this way, tight and hot and slick with their precome. 

“Sh-Shouto,” Sero panted on the fifth pump of their cocks together, stomach already tensing. “Fuck, I’m gonna— Shouto— come for me, gorgeou—“

Todoroki gasped. His mouth fell open as he suddenly went still against the wall. 

“Ha-Hanta—”

Sero’s name fell once from his lips on a short, fractured breath, and then he was coming, spilling into Sero’s hand and all over his tank top, hips bucking into his hold.

“Holy shit,” Sero breathed, eyes transfixed on the sight. “H-holy fucking shit.”

After that, it only took two more jerky thrusts into his slick hand before he was following suit, soaking Todoroki’s bare abdomen, as well as both of their cocks, with his release.

Sero all but collapsed onto Todoroki after they finished riding out their orgasms, his forehead coming to rest on Todoroki’s shoulder.

Todoroki made a breathy but seemingly-pleased noise in response, and after a moment he brought his hands up to trace lazily along Sero’s sides. Sero wasn’t sure how long they stayed like that, just breathing, but Todoroki was first to break the silence.

“Well,” he started, voice coming out a little more hoarse than usual. “That was an exciting first kiss.”

Sero snorted, nuzzled into the junction of Todoroki’s neck and shoulder, pressing a quick peck to the bruising skin there before finally easing himself upright again.

“Yeah,” he agreed as he reached out to comb fingers through Todoroki’s wrecked hair. “Extremely romantic, really a story to tell the grandkids.”

Todoroki grinned at that - or at least, the corner of his mouth turned upward, and for him that was pretty much the same thing.

“God, you’re so cute,” Sero murmured, admiring the flush on Todoroki’s cheeks.

“Thank you,” Todoroki replied with another small smile. “I think you’re very attractive too. Uh, obviously,” he added as something akin to a smirk graced his pretty features.

Sero laughed at that, probably louder than he should’ve past 3 am on a school night - seriously, how had they not woken Iida up yet? - but he couldn’t help it. He felt absolutely giddy.

Because of his orgasm, because of the lack of sleep, but mostly because of Todoroki Shouto.

“I feel so lucky,” Sero said for what must’ve been the hundredth time that night. 

As he did so, though, his come-soaked shirt shifted on his abdomen, and he wrinkled his nose as he remembered their mess. 

“Lucky, and kind of disgusting.”

Sero stepped back a bit to peel off his tank top. He didn’t miss the way Todoroki’s gaze lingered on his stomach before he made eye contact again, and it had his already wide grin stretching further across his face.

“Do you wanna, uh, take a shower together, maybe?”

Sero scratched at the back of his neck and smiled sheepishly as he waited for Todoroki’s response. Color was already rising to his cheeks again. He’d never actually done anything like that before, but the thought of Todoroki’s naked body under the hot water already had his spent cock giving a feeble twitch of interest.

Todoroki’s face was also turning red though, so at least he wasn’t alone. 

“Yes,” he said quietly. “That’s— uh... yes.”

Sero laughed, then leaned forward and pressed a kiss to Todoroki’s cheek.

“Alright, great. Could I borrow another shirt, maybe?”

That I will 100% not return until it stops smelling like you at which point I’ll have to figure out how to stealthily exchange it.

(His exhausted brain couldn’t even bring him to feel weird about the thought. Todoroki smelled nice, and he had a crush and a half at this point.)

Todoroki opened his mouth to reply to him, but as he did, the lights in his dorm room flickered off for a moment, and then on again. Todoroki looked at him in confusion.

“Power outage? But the weather is fine...”

Sero’s brow furrowed. “That... might’ve been Kaminari? Uh, let me text him before we go to the showers.”

Todoroki nodded, and walked over to his nightstand to grab his own phone while he waited.

— 

[a little earlier…]

Kaminari (2:48): ok ok ok wait that reminds me look at this

Kaminari (2:48): VIDEO SENT

[video of cats cosplaying pro heroes]

Shinsou (2:48:) VIDEO RECEIVED

Shinsou (2:49): oh my g OD

Kaminari (2:49): I KNOW RIGHT

Shinsou (2:49): WHY ARE YOU JUST NOW SENDING THIS TO ME

Kaminari (2:49): ohhh I’m sorry but you have to send nudes to subscribe to Kaminari’s instant cat video services ;)

Shinsou (2:50): you’re ridiculous

Kaminari (2:50): thems the rules baby

Shinsou (2:53): IMAGE SENT

Kaminari (2:53): IMAGE RECEIVED

Kaminari (2:55): HOLY

Kaminari (2:55): KFJSKDKDJNS S

Shinsou (2:55): is that enough for my first months payment or

Kaminari (2:56): since when

Kaminari (2:56): do you have

Kaminari (2:56): A TONGUE RING

Shinsou (2:57): summer vacation

Kaminari (2:57): o H

Kaminari (2:58): OK AY

Shinsou (2:58): was that too much?

Kaminari (2:58): NO WHAT

Kaminari (2:58): NOT AT ALL

Kaminari (2:58): I WANNA ASK FOR MORE BUT

Kaminari (2:59): I REALLY DONT WANNA ACCIDENTALLY CONDITION MYSELF TO GET WEIRD BONERS FOR CAT VIDEOS

Shinsou (3:00): oh wow ok

Kaminari (3:00): jfjdjksjd

Kaminari (3:00): not that I

Kaminari (3:01): ... shit

—

Shinsou (3:02): OUTGOING CALL TO JIROU

Shinsou (3:09): ENDED CALL WITH JIROU (5:47)

—

Shinsou (3:09): this is the least smooth interaction two people have ever had probably

Kaminari (3:10): I

Kaminari (3:10): yeah

Shinsou (3:11): I really can’t believe it’s working

Shinsou (3:12): IMAGE SENT

Kaminari (3:12): IMAGE RECEIVED

—

Jirou (3:12): IMAGE SENT

Momo (3:12): IMAGE RECEIVED

—

Shinsou (3:15): kaminari?

Kaminari (3:16): sorry I

Kaminari (3:16): was walking downstairs to get some water

Kaminari (3:16): (unrelated)

Kaminari (3:16): and when I opened that I dropped my phone down the stairs

Shinsou (3:17): oh my god

Shinsou (3:17): you're a dork

Shinsou (3:17): is your phone ok?

Kaminari (3:18): well

Kaminari (3:18): there’s good news and bad news

Kaminari (3:18): I didn’t bust the part of the screen I actually use

Kaminari (3:18): yay!

Shinsou (3:19): but?

Kaminari (3:19): but

Kaminari (3:19): I appear to have busted the camera

Shinsou (3:19): fuck

Shinsou (3:19): I’m sorry

Kaminari (3:20): no worries, I have good insurance

Kaminari (3:20): u go through a lot of phones when u have my quirk

Kaminari (3:20): I’m just upset bc

Kaminari (3:20): I was gonna send u a picture back >:(

Shinsou (3:21): omg

Shinsou (3:21): that’s why you’re upset

Kaminari (3:21): absolutely

Kaminari (3:22): oh but u know I still have the back camera

Kaminari (3:22): I’ll just stop by the bathrooms on the way back

Shinsou (3:22): kaminari

Kaminari (3:22): yeah?

Shinsou (3:22): why don’t you just

Shinsou (3:23): come over instead

Shinsou (3:23): yeah?

—

Sero (3:23): kami

Sero (3:23): why did the lights just flicker

Kaminari (3:24): because you’re a fucking genius dude

—

Todoroki (3:23): I forgive you for calling my tape dispenser attractive

Midoriya (3:23): oh good i’d been really stuck on that

Todoroki (3:23): thank you for your advice earlier

Todoroki (3:24): its been a great night

Midoriya (3:24): holy god its late

Midoriya (3:24): i’m so happy for you shou!!!

Todoroki (3:24): thanks :)

Todoroki (3:24): we’re gonna go shower now 

Midoriya (3:25): we?!?!

Todoroki (3:25): yes

Todoroki (3:25): me and hanta

Todoroki (3:25): my boyfriend :)

Midoriya (3:25): your what 

Todoroki (3:25): my boyfriend :)

Midoriya (3:26): omg that’s amazing!!! 

Midoriya (3:26): who asked who??? :D

Todoroki (3:26): what do you mean

Todoroki (3:26): we just slept together izuku

Midoriya (3:27): oh dear god

Todoroki (3:27): ?

Todoroki (3:27): oh we’re going now

Todoroki (3:27): goodnight izuku

Midoriya (3:27): … goodnight shouto

—

Midoriya (3:28): SCREENSHOT SENT

Midoriya (3:28): I think I have some explaining to do tomorrow

Mina (3:29): just explain it to sero instead

Mina (3:29): he’ll be thrilled

—

Sero (4:14): miiiiiiiina

Sero (4:14): im staying in his room

Mina (4:16): omfg that’s great babe! <33

Sero (4:17): hes

Sero (4:17): hes a big spoon

Sero (4:17): I’m swooning

Mina (4:18): ur so gross it’s so adorable wtf wtf

Sero (4:18): I HAVE SUCH A CRUSH

Mina (4:18): that’s so exciting! u shot ur shot and MADE IT 

Sero (4:19): there’s no way this ends well for me oh god help

Mina (4:20): go to sleep sweetie, ur brain is trying to play tricks on u

Sero (4:20): but

Mina (4:20): no

Mina (4:21): are you or are you not naked in your mans arms rn sero hanta 

Sero (4:22): do boxers count as naked

Mina (4:22): goodnight hanta <3

Sero (4:23): …

Sero (4:25): thanks Mina <3

Sero (4:25): good night

Sero (4:26): ps I’m pretty 75%  sure denki is hooking up wifh Shinsou as we speak 

Sero (4:27): but now I’m falling asleep so goodniiiiihjy

Mina (4:28): are you fucking kidding me —

—

Mina (4:30): theyre going to sleep I think we’re finally off best friend duty

Midoriya (4:31): oh thank fuck

Mina (4:32): yeah fr 

Mina (4:32): though I did catch up on like three different shows tonight

Midoriya (4:33): nice!

Midoriya (4:34): anyway I’m gonna go to bed finally

Mina (4:35): yeah same

Midoriya (4:35): night!!

Mina (4:36): goodnight!

Mina (4:45): IMAGE SENT

Mina (4:45): unless…

Midoriya (4:45): IMAGE RECEIVED

Midoriya (4:48): oh

Midoriya (4:48): okay

Midoriya (4:48): give me a second

Mina (4:49): (;

* * *

Mina (8:07): congrats on last night ;)

Kaminari (8:08): wha

Kaminari (8:08): HOW DID U KNOW ALREADY

Mina (8:09): u mean in addition to the way u just winced when u sat down???

Kaminari (8:10): omfg 

Kaminari (8:10): unfriended

—

Jirou (8:11): I had a great time last night <3

Jirou (8:11): totally worth what is sure to be an entirely miserable day of almost falling asleep through every lecture 

—

Shinsou (8:12): why did yaoyorozu just turn beet red kyouka

Jirou (8:12): idk what ur talking about 

Jirou (8:12): like why would I even know

Shinsou (8:12): really 

Shinsou (8:12): because she pretty obviously whipped around to look at you

Jirou (8:14): a lady never tells ;)

—

Mina (8:14): you’ve got one minute to get ur happy ass to class sir

Sero (8:14): dksoakjann

—

Shinsou (8:13): you look very adorable for someone who got three hours of sleep maximum

Kaminari (8:13): djdjjdjfkslkKSKAK 

Shinsou (8:14): <3

—

Sero (8:16): I would like death itself to swallow me whole

Sero (8:16): i've never been this tired in my entire life I’m absolutely sure of it

Mina (8:17): I can’t believe you made it 

Sero (8:17): Shouto basically dragged me

Sero (8:17): still can’t tell if I’m upset or thankful 

Sero (8:18): but he’s p cute so

Mina (8:18): omg you’re so in love

Sero (8:18): slskjshbs 

Sero (8:18): no stop

Sero (8:19): it’s not like that

Mina (8:21): suuuure, whatever you need to tell yourself babe

—

Kaminari (8:21): ok but fr why don’t YOU look as terrible as I do tho 

Shinsou (8:23): ive never gotten more than three consecutive hours of sleep in my life 

Kaminari (8:23): ya know

Kaminari (8:24): fair 

—

Uraraka (8:25): is it just me or

Uraraka (8:25): is Todoroki smiling today?!

Midoriya (8:29): oh god I have so much to catch you up on

—

Sero (8:34): am I actually hallucinating or did you just wink at Midoriya while Aizawa was writing on the board 

Mina (8:36): most certainly hallucinating

Mina (8:37): (;

Sero (8:38): see that almost cleared it up and then it didn’t at all

—

Todoroki (8:42): do you want to eat lunch together today?

Sero (8:45): I

Sero (8:45): yes

Sero (8:45): absolutely 

Todoroki (8:46): ok :)

Todoroki (8:46): my treat

Sero (8:47): lsakkaj

Todoroki (8:48): ?

Sero (8:49): nothing 

Sero (8:49): just 

Sero (8:50): ahhh

Sero (8:50): I’m happy

Todoroki (8:52): ah

Todoroki (8:52): me too

Todoroki (8:53): I’m really glad you came last night 

Sero (8:53): same :)

Sero (8:54): but oh my god I’m gonna die I’m so tired

Todoroki (8:55): poor hanta 

Todoroki (8:56): we can find somewhere quiet at lunch and you can use me as a pillow 

—

Mina (8:59): sero what the fuck was the noise you just made

Mina (8:59): I’m crying oh my god

Mina (8:59): aizawa’s face omfg

Sero (9:00): shut up oh my fucking GOD IT WASNT MY FAULT

—

Todoroki (9:01): are you ok?

Sero (9:02): YOU CAN T JUST 

Sero (9:02): say stuff like THAT

Sero (9:03): WITHOUT A WARNING TODOROKI SHOUTO

Todoroki (9:03): what?

Todoroki (9:03): was that squeak because of me?

Sero (9:04): it wasn’t a squeak

Sero (9:04): I WAS JUST UNPREPARED

—

Sero (9:05): hes

Sero (9:05): acting so 

Sero (9:05): comfortable???

Sero (9:06): im so confused

Mina (9:06): what part of that is confusing?? didn’t you spend the night last night

Sero (9:07): yeah but

Sero (9:07): that was for sex stuff

Sero (9:08): hes acting like

Sero (9:08): nvm it’s stupid

Mina (9:09): ? 

Sero (9:09): nothing 

Sero (9:10): just wishful thinking

Mina (9:11): are u serious

Sero (9:11): about what?

—

Mina (9:14): hey cutie!

Midoriya (9:15): hi!!

Mina (9:15): omg your blush is so adorable ;)

Midoriya (9:15): ahhhh thank you!

Mina (9:15): but I’m here on business

Mina (9:16): I was joking last night when I said maybe just explain things to sero instead of Todoroki but

Mina (9:16): I actually think you maybe should

Midoriya (9:17): oh ok

Midoriya (9:17): yeah I can do that??

Midoriya (9:18): there’s not really any harm since Todoroki would eventually say it himself right

Mina (9:18): exactly

Mina (9:18): we have to help these idiots before one of them messes this up

Midoriya (9:19): on it

Midoriya (9:20): i’ll text him during present mic’s class

—

Midoriya (9:42): hey sero!

Sero (9:43): uh hey Midoriya

Sero (9:43): what’s up?

Midoriya (9:44): well

Midoriya (9:44): I wanted to talk to you about Shouto

Sero (9:45): oh?

Midoriya (9:46): yeah I um

Midoriya (9:46): well, I know about last night, I hope that’s okay!

Sero (9:47): oh uh

Sero (9:47): how did you find out?

Sero (9:48): I don’t have a problem with it or anything, but I don’t know if it’ll make Todoroki uncomfortable for people to know, so please don’t tell anyone

Midoriya (9:49): haha, that’s very considerate of you but I think he’ll be fine considering he’s the one who told me!

Sero (9:50): … oh

Sero (9:50): really?

Midoriya (9:51): yeah haha I think he was really excited!

Sero (9:51): oh

Sero (9:52): um okay then! what did you wanna talk about?

Midoriya (9:54): right well

Midoriya (9:54): Shouto is, uh, a little inexperienced with these kinds of things and I guess I just wanted to make sure y’all were on the same page!

Sero (9:55): same page?

Midoriya (9:56): yeah I 

Midoriya (9:57): I know he’s really strong and can protect himself or whatever but I just don’t want him to get his feelings hurt

Sero (9:58): is this

Sero (9:58): are you giving me The Shovel Talk

Midoriya (9:59): HAHA

Midoriya (10:01): um a little bit I guess lol

Midoriya (10:01): I just 

Midoriya (10:02): how should I say thjs

Midoriya (10:02): if you don’t want to date him you should be as straightforward as possible and let him know soon, yeah??

Sero (10:03): ahhhh I don’t think you need to worry about that dude 

Sero (10:04): I think we both had a good time last night and hopefully he wants to do it again some time but I really don’t think Todoroki would be interested in dating me

Sero (10:05): it’s sweet that you care about him so much though!

Midoriya (10:06): wat

—

Midoriya (10:07): you were not kidding

Mina (10:09): they really make Kirishima and Bakugou look almost like they know what they’re doing huh

—

Sero (10:06): what?

Midoriya (10:10): sero uh

Midoriya (10:11): I really do not think that’s true

Sero (10:12): Midoriya that’s really sweet of you and all but I’m not blind I can see our respective leagues dude

Midoriya (10:13): I 

Midoriya (10:14): I wonder if I should just

—

Midoriya (10:15): should I just send screenshots he’s being

Midoriya (10:15): ridiculous

Mina (10:16): hes just being sero

Mina (10:16): painfully unaware of his own charm and the Great Glow Up of Summer 2020

Midoriya (10:17): how could he be oblivious to his own glow up omg 

Mina (10:17): yeah he’s something else

Mina (10:17): anyways 

Mina (10:17): yeah

Mina (10:17): fuck it

—

Sero (10:17): just what?

Midoriya (10:18): I 

Midoriya (10:19): truly hope Shouto doesn’t kill me for this

Midoriya (10:20): SCREENSHOT SENT

Sero (10:20): SCREENSHOT RECEIVED

—

Mina (10:24): WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SEND HIM

Midoriya (10:25): I DIDNT THINK

Midoriya (10:25): HE WOULD FALL OUT OF HIS CHAIR OMFG

Midoriya (10:25): I FEEL TERRIBLE

Midoriya (10:27): ... on second thought I maybe should’ve cropped the part where he called him his tape dispenser

—

Todoroki (10:27): we were supposed to have lunch together :(

Midoriya (10:28): IM SO SORRY DJSJSJJSKF

Todoroki (10:29): what? why are you sorry? you didn’t do anything?

—

Kirishima (10:26): is sero ok??? what’s going on?

Kaminari (10:27): I’m gonna be honest

Kaminari (10:27): I was literally asleep until he crashed to the ground 

Kaminari (10:27): I don’t even know what year it is

Mina (10:29): izuku sent hanta a screencap of todo calling him his boyf

Mina (10:31): and he appears to have gay panicked himself into a lunch detention and a confiscated phone

Kaminari (10:32): oof

Kaminari (10:33): that’s rough buddy

Midoriya (10:34): I didn’t mean to break him ;;;;w;;;;

Kirishima (10:34): rest in pieces bro

Kirishima (10:35): also, boyfriends!!

—

Yamada (11:34): YOUR STUDENTS ARE NASTY

Yamada (11:34): I WAS NOT PREPARED WHEN I CONFISCATED THIS PHONE

Yamada (11:35): come get this thing i do not want it 

Aizawa (11:37): confiscating the phone is a rookie mistake

Aizawa (11:38): when they look tired like that

Aizawa (11:39): you do not wanna know what they were up to the night before under any circumstances

Yamada (11:40): IT WAS AN ACCIDENT WHY DOESNT THIS KID HAVE A PASSCODE WTF

Yamada (11:40): WHY DIDNT HE TURN THIS THING OFF

Yamada (11:41): UGH LESSON LEARNED 

Yamada (11:42): anyway what do u want for dinner tonight babe

—

Sero (16:01): hey 

Sero (16:01): I finally

Sero (16:01): have this back

Todoroki (16:07): hi 

Todoroki (16:07): I missed you

Sero (16:09): dksksk

Sero (16:10): yeah I missed you too 

Sero (16:10): <3

Sero (16:10): im so sorry about lunch

Todoroki (16:12): that’s okay.

Sero (16:13): god today was awful

Sero (16:14): i meant to catch you between classes but first midoriya wanted to talk to me then kami then mina then I caught a lecture from present mic about safe sex sooo pretty sure he read our messages when my phone got taken djsjdj

Todoroki (16:15): don’t worry about it

Todoroki (16:16): I’m just glad you have your phone back

Todoroki (16:17): though I do hope not to get the same lecture

Todoroki (16:17): is everything alright? that fall looked painful

Sero (16:18): dw your name in my phone is still ‘secret shoujo lover’ after that one manga night

Sero (16:18): he wont know who it is

Sero (16:18): and yeah im okay 

Sero (16:19): but can I ask you something

Todoroki (16:19): oh good

Todoroki (16:19): thanks for protecting my honor, senpai <3

Todoroki (16:20): of course, anything

Todoroki (16:20): always

Sero (16:21): ksjdkflsj okay

Sero (16:21): here it goes then

Sero (16:24): are we

Sero (16:25): are we dating???

Todoroki (16:27): I

Todoroki (16:27): what

Sero (16:28): oh god

Sero (16:28): i'm sorry

Sero (16:28): i didn't mean to make u uncomfy

Sero (16:29): it was a dumb question just forget i asked

Todoroki (16:29): i'm confused

Sero (16:30): me too apparently 

Sero (16:30): holy shit im so sorry

Todoroki (16:31): it's ok but

—

Sero (16:31): i'm so stupid oh my god FUCK

Sero (16:31): what a roller coaster i've ridden the last 18 hours only to end up back at square one

Sero (16:32): maybe minus my manga buddy too? 

Mina (16:32): ???

—

Todoroki (16:32): of course we're dating???

Sero (16:34): .....

Sero (16:35): o H

—

Sero (16:35): WAIT NVM

Mina (16:36): ???????????

—

Todoroki (16:36): is that

Todoroki (16:36): um

Todoroki (16:36): do you not want

Todoroki (16:36): sorry I

Sero (16:37): i do

Sero (16:37): absolutely i do

Sero (16:37): stop typing whatever ur typing

Sero (16:37): it’s wonderful

Sero (16:38): I want to date you so much

Todoroki (16:38): oh

Todoroki (16:38): ok (:

Sero (16:39): ok :)

Todoroki (16:39): do you want to come over?

Todoroki (16:40): i'll read you manga until we inevitably pass out

Sero (16:41): oh my god yes

Sero (16:41): I have never wanted anything more

—

Sero (16:41): I AM GOING TO MARRY THIS MAN

Mina (16:42): ??????????????????????????????????????

—

Sero (16:42): give me like 45 min

Todoroki (16:42): no problem

Sero (16:43): need to finish my homework

Sero (16:44): and brag to my friends about my hot boyfriend

Todoroki (16:46): kjdsflkjsfA

Sero (16:47): <3

—

Sero (16:49): ok so 2 things

Sero (16:50): 1 - i have some news

Sero (16:50): 2 - why am i no longer in the group where i want to share said news???

—

[Mina added Sero to tape dispenser x icyhot fan club]

Mina (16:52): hello everybody

Sero (16:53): oh ym god the name 

Sero (16:53): how long have i been gone

Sero (16:54): were you guys talking about us

Mina (16:55): did yall hear something?

Kaminari (16:55): must've been the wind

Mina (16:56): checks out

Mina (16:56): but anyway listen up 

Mina (16:57): sero wants to tell us all that he finally figured out him and todoroki are boyfriends now

Midoriya (16:58): oh thank GOd

Kaminari (17:00): just now???

Sero (17:01): sorry was I really the last one to know this????

Kirishima (17:02): even I knew and I somehow missed having my own boyfriend

Sero (17:02): your own what now

Mina (17:03): oh honey

Mina (17:04): you really missed some things last night

Sero (17:04): clearly

Sero (17:05): anyway way to steal my entire thunder

Kaminari (17:05): I mean

Kaminari (17:05): that's kinda my thing lmao

Sero (17:06): boo

Sero (17:06): ignoring that

Midoriya (17:06): valid

Sero (17:06): ANYWAYS todoroki and i are a thing now

Sero (17:07): boyfriends

Sero (17:07): and i'm at least 60% sure it isnt even a super elaborate joke?????????

Kaminari (17:08): it's so tragic that the only one who can't see the great glow up of 2020 is the glowed up himself

Mina (17:08): truly

Mina (17:09): but seriously congrats babe <3

Midoriya (17:10): i'm so happy for both of you ;;w;;

Sero (17:10): <3

Sero (17:11): thanks guys

Sero (17:11): i'm really happy

Sero (17:12): a little in shock but mostly just really really happy???

Kirishima (17:12): this is so adorable omg

Kirishima (17:12): congrats bro 

Kirishima (17:13): i'm tearing up a little i'm not gonna lie

Sero (17:13): aw thanks man <3

Kirishima (17:13): a lotta sero-tonin in this chat rn

Sero (17:14): BOO

[Sero removed Kirishima from tape dispenser x icyhot fan club]

Kaminari (17:15): that was a great pun you're just afraid to aDMIT IT

[Kaminari added Kirishima to tape dispenser x icyhot fan club]

Sero (17:16): i will never

Sero (17:16): anyways i'll ttyl <3

Sero (17:16): gotta finish this homework so i can go over to todoroki's

Sero (17:17): U KNOW

Sero (17:17): MY BOYFRIEND

[Several people are typing...]

—

Kirishima (17:17): hanta is being so cute about todoroki

Kirishima (17:17): remember back when we didn’t have our shit together? <3

Bakugou (17:18): do you mean actually yesterday

Kirishima (17:19): IM FEELING NOSTALGIC DONT RUIN IT

—

Bakugou (17:24): listen icy hot

Bakugou (17:24): if you fucking hurt that idiot

Bakugou (17:25): you've got another goddamn thing coming

Todoroki (17:26): why is this oddly endearing

Bakugou (17:26): tell him about these messages and die 

—

Sero (17:32): OK DONE

Sero (17:32): IM COMING OVER

Todoroki (17:33): congratulations

Todoroki (17:33): door's unlocked :)

* * *

Sero (22:33): hey shouto

Sero (22:34): no stop talking out loud u have to reply to my message

Sero (22:35): yes I’m aware that we’re laying right next to each other

Sero (22:36): JUS T HUMOR ME

Todoroki (22:37): hello hanta

Sero (22:37): thank you <3

Todoroki (22:38): this feels very silly

Todoroki (22:38): but

Todoroki (22:38): i like the way your cheeks look when you smile

Todoroki (22:38): so i will allow it

Todoroki (22:39): no stop don’t hide it

Sero (22:39): I refuse tokasjdfkasjdfklj

Sero (22:45): I cannot believe you just TICKLED me

Sero (22:45): betrayed by my own boyfriend

Todoroki (22:45): (:

Todoroki (22:46): why are we texting, hanta?

Sero (22:46): I just wanted to say 

Sero (22:46): that I really really like you

Sero (22:46): at least I did before the tickling thing

Sero (22:47): ...and I’m really happy I accidentally asked you for nudes

Sero (22:47): but that would be EMBARRASSING to say irl

Sero (22:48): I have a reputation to protect

Todoroki (22:48): what reputation?

Todoroki (22:49): you fell off a chair in the middle of class today

Todoroki (22:50): you weren’t even moving

—

“Babe!” Sero whined, flopping dramatically onto Todoroki’s chest and glaring up at him. “I think it should be a boyfriend rule that we don’t bring that up ever again.”

“You’re so ridiculous,” Todoroki replied, shaking his head, but Sero could see the smile curling the corners of his lips. He grinned.

“You called me your tape dispenser , dude,” he reminded him. “If I’m ridiculous, so are you.”

Todoroki’s mouth twitched. 

“You are my tape dispenser,” he said, tightening his arms around Sero. “And at least I don’t have to text you to tell how much I like you.”

“No, you just don’t tell me at all,” Sero teased.

“I assumed it was implied when I invited you over at 3 in the morning so we could fuck against the wall.”

Sero choked on the air he was breathing in, and had to duck his head to the side so he wouldn’t cough all over Todoroki.

“S-stop, oh my god," he laughed. He took a deep breath to get his coughing under control, but he could still feel his face heating up. “You can’t just say stuff like that!”

“I think I literally just did.”

Sero started to give a sassy retort of his own, but then his mouth stretched wide into an unexpected yawn, interrupting him midway through.

“Fuck,” he mumbled, letting his forehead fall down onto Todoroki’s chest. “I’m so sleepy, even after our nap.”

“Well, we did only get like three hours of sleep last night.”

Sero nodded his head against the fabric of Todoroki’s shirt in tired agreement. “Does your offer to be my pillow still stand, or did I fuck that up by ditching you for lunch detention?”

“Hmm,” Todoroki hummed, and if Sero didn’t know any better, he’d say he was only pretending to think. 

Like, as in, making a joke .

Sero arched a brow. 

“If I can have one kiss.”

Sero blinked at Todoroki in shock for a few seconds as his words registered, then he burst into laughter.

“Oh my god. You’re actually so cheesy. Who would’ve guessed?”

Todoroki seemed unbothered by this accusation; he simply brought a finger up to tap his lips expectantly. 

Sero shook his head and heaved an exaggerated sigh at his dramatics, but leaned in and closed the gap between them all the same.

—

Todoroki (23:23): you have an interesting definition of one kiss

Sero (23:24): omg I’ve been gone for two minutes and the attacks are already starting 

Sero (23:25): let me wash the cum off myself in PEACE

Sero (23:26): how did we manage to get it all on me anyway I’d like to file a complaint 

Todoroki (23:26): I told you to let me come and help you 

Sero (23:27): I’m a very strong independent man Shouto I can wash the jizz off myself without ur assistance

Todoroki (23:28): I’m well aware

Sero (23:28): just pick something for us on netflix ok?

Todoroki (23:29): alright

Todoroki (23:29): are we pretending we won’t both be asleep in five minutes

Sero (23:29): yes

Todoroki (23:29): ok

Todoroki (23:30):  hurry back

Sero (23:30): yes dear I’m coming

Todoroki (23:30): good :)

Todoroki (23:30): oh but

Todoroki (23:31): while you’re there could you do me a favor? 

Sero (23:32): what’s up?

Todoroki (23:32): send nudes <3

Sero (23:33): kdjdjsjs Nd

—

[icyhot x tape dispenser fan club plus bakugou who refuses to be associated with the fan club but is secretly definitely part of the fan club]

Sero (23:34): guys

Sero (23:34): I think I’m in love

[Several people are typing…]