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Summary:

Au in which Shawn has tattoos, and Lassie is reluctantly enamored with them.

Notes:

Hi! I don't usually write getting together fics because I'm awkward, and getting together is awkward, but I gave it the old college try. feedback and comments are ALWAYS appreciated, and I thank you in advance for reading!

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The first time Carlton had seen them he was more than distracted, being scrubbed down by someone in a hazmat suit in a parking lot would do that. But still, he’d seen the barest glimpse of color peeking over Shawn Spencer’s shoulder. Carlton told himself that it was nothing and that he didn’t need to worry about it in the first place, because Spencer, at his best, was an inconvenience, and whether or not he had a tattoo (Or tattoos, but that was beside the point) was completely and absolutely none of Carlton Lassiter’s business

 

That fact did not stop him from quietly thinking about it at random throughout the following weeks. It was nothing but a genuine curiosity over what exactly someone like Shawn Spencer would have tattooed on his back. It had nothing to do with any possible endearment to the psychic- the false psychic, damnit.

 

So when Carlton paused at the watercooler while walking to his desk to hear Spencer’s conversation with Guster, it was completely innocuous. Just some basic, run-of-the-mill curiosity about someone whom he’d tentatively call a coworker on occasion.

 

“Dude, I’m sure it’s healed up enough by now, I don’t even need to have a bandage on it anymore,” Spencer said. “It’s like an extra asshole on my shoulder man, I gotta put something over it.”

 

“First of all, gross, Shawn. And you have to wait before you get a scar covered up,” Guster replied. “I found a website that says to wait about eighteen months if you even want the ink to stick.”

 

“But that’s so far away!” Shawn groaned. Guster ignored him, continuing to spout off facts.

 

“Plus the fact that scar tissue is more sensitive than regular skin, so it’s going to hurt a lot more than you’d think.”

 

“It probably won’t hurt more than being shot, Gus.” Spencer snorted. Carlton then realized his cup was overflowing and decided then was probably a good time to head to his desk and get to work.

 

He vehemently denied the thought that figuring out that Spencer did indeed have tattoos was somehow a small victory. He also forced himself to shake off the still present curiosity of what those tattoos looked like because that involved imagining the self-proclaimed psychic’s bare-back, an image that made Carlton’s tie feel a bit too tight. He still didn’t know what to do with that. So, Carlton told himself that they were most likely juvenile, done as soon as Spencer was legally allowed to (though Carlton wouldn’t be at all surprised if Spencer had had them done before then). Impulsive, rash decisions that would remain on his skin forever. At least one pineapple. That was all.  

 

Carlton still had work to do, and if he was lucky he’d get through at least some of it before Spencer invited himself to wreak havoc on an investigation.

 


 

It had been six weeks since the Thornburg case, over the course of which Spencer seemed to become less and less of an irritant and more of a team player. He'd certainly gotten kidnapped less, which was both a bizarre observation to have to make, and made everyone's jobs easier. It led to Spencer being formally invited onto more cases rather than having to worm his way onto them- he still did, of course, it was Shawn Spencer. It would take a miracle from God to convince him to act like a professional. 

 

Either way, the positive reinforcement only seemed to boost the false medium's good behavior, and Carlton had managed to forget all about the fact that he lived in a world where Shawn Spencer had tattoos.

 

Up until the damned department beach outing. Carlton had almost forgotten about it, and he much preferred the department softball games, but he showed up on time as usual and set about setting up his umbrella in the sand. All in all, in the thirty minutes that Carlton had been there, things had gone rather smoothly. Small talk was a bore, and definitely not his strong suit, but it hadn’t been unbearable, and Carlton had remembered his sunscreen so he wasn’t burning up in the sun. He wasn’t planning on swimming at all, so he would be getting minimal amounts of sand in his car, so, Carlton decided it was a successful afternoon.

 

And then, while he was drinking lemonade and talking to O’Hara, the ever-present thorn in the Head Detective’s side made his appearance.

 

“Buzz my good fellow! Come race me!” Spencer shouted as he unceremoniously dumped his beach bag onto the sand. McNab replied with an affirmative and headed toward the water as Spencer threw his shirt down next to his bag.

 

Carlton, for his part, managed not to outright choke on his lemonade, but couldn’t help but stare at the curling patterns and colors decorating Spencer’s back. It was unlike him to describe anything but his Glock 17 as beautiful, but sweet lady Justice.  

 

From where Carlton was sitting he could see what looked to be vines weaving their way up the curve of Spencer’s back and curling around shapes on his shoulder blades that were too far to make out. Carlton was ninety percent sure that it was a pineapple that was resting in the small of the (so-called) Psychic’s back. There was something on Spencer’s ribcage- a quote, maybe? Carlton couldn’t make it out.

 

“Carlton?” O’Hara asked. And Carlton jumped turning away from where Spencer was now (predictably) being utterly beaten by McNab. “Are you alright? Your face is super red.”

 

“I’m fine O’Hara. I just- I burn easy, okay?” Carlton grumbled, now very invested in the state of the ice in his lemonade. Unbeknownst to him, O’Hara followed where Carlton’s gaze had been.

 

“Mhm,” She replied. Carlton stole a glance back at the water. Spencer was now coughing and congratulating Mcnab on his victory, water sliding off his shoulders and down his back and Carlton decided then was a good time for a refill on that lemonade. He offered the same to Juliet, who handed him her cup with a smile, and he walked over to where the drinks were stationed for the day. When he returned, now less of an absolute wreck, O’Hara was grinning at him in a way that made him immediately suspicious.

 

“What?”

 

“Oh, nothing,” She replied airily. “I was just wondering if you could do me a favor.”

 

“I never agree to anything unless I know the terms,” Carlton said. It was an automatic response, to be honest. O’Hara was his partner and his friend, so he’d more than likely help her out. He was pretty sure Juliet knew that.

 

“Nothing big, I just agreed to give Shawn a ride home, but something came up and I’m going to have to head out a little early, could you do it?” Oh, god damn it

 

“I-”

 

“I’ll buy your coffee for a week,” O’Hara promised, a look on her face that promised no ulterior motives.

 

“...Fine,” Carlton finally acquiesced, “what exactly are you leaving early for anyway?”

 

“Oh, a friend of mine, back from the Scary Sherry case needs me to come over and talk her through a breakup,” Juliet said.

 

“Right,” Carlton said. Pretending to understand what O’Hara meant would be a lot simpler than the barrage of he-said-she-said O’Hara was prone to when talking about the friends she made on that particular case.

 

“You’re the best, Carlton,” Juliet told him. He supposed it was the least he could do. 

 

“Lassie! Jules!” Spencer shouted, still in the water. A few other officers had joined McNab and him, and he was beckoning for the Head Detective and his junior. “C’mon in the water’s fine!”

 

Carlton spent the remainder of the afternoon in quiet turmoil over what he’d agreed to.

 


 

It was the late afternoon when things finally wound down. O’Hara had left about an hour before, and Carlton was itching to escape the social part of the social gathering, even if it meant being trapped in a car with Spencer. 

 

So, as the sun dipped lower and the refreshments were packed up, Spencer bounded over to where Carlton was standing, ready to leave. It was with thankfully less fanfare than usual that the two made their way to Carlton’s car, only stopping when Carlton made Shawn rinse as much sand as was humanly possible off before he would be allowed to even look at his car.

 

Somehow they managed to be the last car in the lot, Spencer was chattering away inanely as they packed up the beach supplies. Carlton then had a thought.

 

“Why isn’t Guster here?”

 

“Oh, he’s visiting his sister for a couple of days,” Spencer replied. Carlton dimly recalled Guster mentioning being out of town, and Spencer moping for a full twenty-four hours. Spencer paused after Carlton closed the trunk and tilted his head at him. “You know if you wanted to see my kickass tattoos, you could’ve just asked, Lassie.”

 

“I- I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Carlton tried his hardest to sound affronted, but he was honestly more in shock that Spencer had noticed the ridiculous staring.

 

“You do remember that I’m psychic right?” Spencer asked. Carlton narrowed his eyes.

 

“You know I don’t buy that and never have, right?” Carlton retorted. Spencer grinned at him.

 

“I’m being serious man, do you wanna see them or not?” Carlton said nothing, so Spencer took it upon himself to undo the buttons on his shirt and shrug it off of his shoulders. Carlton’s breath caught in his throat as Spencer turned.

 

Thorny vines curled around his back and shoulders, the main stalk ending at a rose on the base of his neck. A road disappeared between his shoulder blades, cut off by what looked to be a crystal ball. Beneath that the vine curled lower around the damned pineapple and a small slew of flowers. On Shawn’s left shoulder was the mostly healed scar from his bullet wound, just barely missing the vines there. On the right were a small goose, A fish, and a blueberry.

 

Carlton brushed his hand over the rose without thinking, and to his surprise, Spencer didn’t protest.

 

“I-”

 

“I was so pissed that that asshole almost screwed up my vine, that thing took forever to get done,” Shawn interrupted, and Carlton was very glad he was facing away from him. “I wanna get the front scar covered up, I'm not sure if I can fit anything else on the back without it looking bad.”



“Is there- is there a reason for this?” Carlton choked out. The sheer intimacy of this was killing him. Spencer turned and pulled his button-up back around his shoulders.

 

“You wanted to see them, duh,” Spencer replied. 

 

“Oh,” Carlton tried very hard not to sound disappointed for reasons he didn't want to think about. They should probably get into the car soon, Carlton wanted to be done with this as soon as possible.

 

“You didn’t let me finish, you jerk,” Spencer said.

 

“You’ve interrupted me six times in the past two days,” Carlton said, inciting a bout of laughter from Spencer.

 

“See, that’s funny because I know you’re right,” Spencer said. “I also really wanted you to see them.”

 

“You wanted me to see them.”

 

“I didn’t randomly bring it up at the station for nothing, Lassie,” Spencer said.

 

“That was intentional?” Carlton asked, thinking back to the conversation. Why had they just been stood next to the coffee maker-

“Yeah, and I’m a little disappointed I didn’t get you to ask to see them yourself because I would have loved to make fun of you for asking to see me shirtless,” Spencer replied and Carlton didn’t know if he was angry or confused or something else entirely.

 

“What exactly do you want from me, Spencer?” Carlton asked. He was going to choose angry, for the sake of his sanity. “You know I don’t play games and I’d appreciate it if you’d not treat me like mmfh-”

 

Spencer had taken a step closer and shoved his hand over Carlton’s mouth, and it was most definitely anger bubbling up in Carlton’s chest at this point.

 

“You are greatly misenterprising my intentions here, Lassie,” Spencer said. Beneath Spencer’s hand, Carlton growled out a muffled ‘misinterpreting’. Shawn lowered his hand and Carlton, despite himself, softened his glare. “Heard it both ways.”

 

“And what,” Carlton stepped forward. Maybe he'd been presumptuous in his anger. “Are your intentions?”

 

“The kind where you ask to see me shirtless. Duh.” Spencer replied, sounding far too confident for someone who was pinned between the Head Detective of the Santa Barbara Police Department and a car. “And you? Was it just my hella ink you were interested in?”

 

“I hate you,” Carlton said. And he didn’t.

 

“Do you really, though?” Spencer asked with that shit-eating grin that normally made Carlton want to punt him, and Carlton wondered for a split second if he really was psychic.

 

The silence that followed didn’t feel as unnatural as it should have. It was less of a question left hanging in the air by Carlton’s lack of a response, and more of Shawn daring him to answer. 

 

So Carlton, never one to back down when it came to Shawn Spencer, pulled Spencer towards him by the flaps of his still-unbuttoned shirt. Shawn closed the gap eagerly despite having to go up on his toes to reach. After a moment, Spencer stumbled backward against the car and they broke apart.

 

“No, Spencer, I don’t,” Carlton said.

 

“You know, I think we might be passed last names,” Shawn replied and Carlton was quietly to smug to hear how breathless he was.

 

“Sounds reasonable,” Carlton said, and any bystanders would have reported that the gangly man who was very overdressed for a day at the beach was looking at the man they’d all seen trying to fight a seagull earlier with overwhelming fondness, but Carlton would deny this to his grave.

 

“You know, I’m also thinking about getting a sleeve,” Shawn told him. “Thoughts?”

 

Carlton kissed him breathless again.

 


 

It was a year or two later that Carlton rolled over in bed to face Shawn, who was still sleeping. Carlton pulled him closer and pressed a kiss to the rose on the front of Shawn’s left shoulder that covered an almost forgotten scar, and Carlton went back to sleep.

 

Things were not perfect, because Shawn was still Shawn and Carlton was still Carlton. They bickered with no real malice and Shawn had come clean to him about his not-so-psychic abilities and Carlton had to decide what he valued more. The Law, or Shawn’s ability to help bring justice to those who needed it. In the end, Carlton settled for a barrage of ‘I knew it’s from himself and a promise from Shawn that he would do his best to work inside the law. The psychic bit got in his nerves to that day, though.


Carlton soon fell to the trappings of human emotions like worry and concern and spent a considerable amount of time ensuring Shawn’s safety, despite his protests. Shawn settled for acceptance that both of their jobs entailed a good deal of danger and a promise from Carlton that if he were to remain on the safe side of risking his life, then so would Shawn. 

 

And of course, pineapples became a new food group in Carlton’s household, and Shawn would later add a replica image of Carlton’s Glock 17 to the small group of what he considered his favorite tattoos.

 

Things were not perfect, but they were damn well near it.

Notes:

Shawn's tattoos and what they're for
The goose- Shawn's mom (calls him Goose all the time)
The fish- Shawn's dad
The blueberry- Gus
The road- Memorial to all the time Shawn spent traveling
the thorn vines/the first rose- Shawn is fully aware of his constant need to deflect and that's a hill I will die on.
The crystal ball-go psychic boy go
the pineapple- You Already Know
the patch of flowers- Shawn thought it was neat
The quote on Shawn's ribs- "A gentleman of leisure never packs his weapon next to his socks. It's uncouth." -Pierre Despereaux [s04e01 Extradition: British Columbia]
The glock- It's for his gun-toting boyfriend
the second rose- floral shapes work best to cover up round scars and I think roses are kickass flowers

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