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”Alright, as you all know, Deputy Police Commissioner Benson plans to kick Santiago off the force entirely for his daughter knocking Daisy Santiago-Peralta out.“ Holt said to everyone in the briefing room as he stood by the podium with Sergeant Jake Peralta, and Lieutenants’ Amy Santiago, and Terry Jeffords standing next to him ”Which I find ridiculous,“ Holt added ”Because the Deputy Police Commissioner has claimed that the footage at the coffee shop is quote ”CGI“ unquote, and I don’t even know that means.“
”It means computer-generated imagery, also known as special visual effects created using computer software.“ Jake explained to Holt ”Sorry I interrupted, sir, please continue.“
”So, we need to prove to the Deputy Commissioner that Santiago is innocent, and that his daughter is a bully.“ Holt added ”And we need to do it for the sake of our police force.“
”NINE NINE!!!“ Terry yelled as he raised his fist
”NINE NINE!!!“ everyone yelled back happily
”Now let’s get to work.“ Holt said with a straight face
”Do we have to work?“ Hitchcock asked stupidly as he and Scully raised their hands
”We’re both exhausted from a very long day.“ Scully added he made a sad looking face
”A. It’s Monday.“ Amy pointed out ”B. The day has only just started. And C. You two haven’t shown up in over a week. Go home! We know you’re not gonna do anything apart from being lazy.“
”Jackpot!“ Hitchcock and Scully said simultaneously as they high fived each other and left the briefing room
”What is wrong with them?!“ Jake complained as he scrunched his face up
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”Bye, Mom and Dad, thanks for taking care of Daisy! Drive safe!“ Jake called as he closed the apartment door behind him
”Old scudder!“ he then yelled as he clutched his fists in rage and walked over to the living room, sitting down on the couch
”What are you so angry about?“ Amy asked her husband as she put her arm on the top of the couch and held her hands with a confused look on her face
”My dad leaving me and my mom when I was young. I haven’t forgiven him since then.“ Jake replied as he got his phone out to play Bad Piggies. A game he was terrible at.
”You do know you’re terrible at Bad Piggies, right babe?“ Amy asked her husband as she saw Jake fail numerous times on one level after another.
”Yeah, but I try.“ Jake responded as he nodded in agreement.
”Mommy! Daddy!“ Daisy yelled happily as she ran towards her parents as she saw them sitting on the couch.
”Hi, sweet girl!“ Amy cooed as she lifted her daughter into her arms and kissed her cheek ”Did you have fun with Grandma and Grandpa while Mommy and Daddy were at work?”
”Yeah! We had lots of fun!“ Daisy said back with a smile.
”What did you guys do?“ Jake asked Daisy as he wanted to know what Daisy did with his parents to make sure his dad didn’t do anything to upset her.
”We had a tea party, and we did some colouring in,“ Daisy explained as she sat on Amy’s lap, smiling gleefully. ”My picture was obviously the best.“ she then bragged, making her parents chuckle.
”I’m sure it was, sweetie.“ Amy responded to her daughter as she rubbed Daisy’s back.
”What’s for dinner?“ Daisy then asked her parents as dinner time was around the corner, and she was desperate to know what they would be eating.
”Pasta with bacon.“ Jake responded as he raised his hands slightly.
”Yay!“ Daisy cheered as she threw her hands up in the air, resulting in her punching Jake in the face.
”Ahh,“ Jake exclaimed as he rubbed his face with his hand. ”Dai-Dai, you just punched Daddy in the-- oh, God, I got a nose bleed!“
Jake then rushed to the bathroom to prevent his nose from bleeding even more.
Amy and Daisy couldn’t stop giggling about what had just happened. They never expected Jake’s nose would actually bleed when Daisy accidentally punched him and Amy in the face, depending on who’s lap she was sitting on. Sometimes it was Amy when she was on Jake’s lap, other times it was Jake when she was on Amy’s lap.
”It’s not funny!“ Jake yelled in frustration as he titled his head and pinched his nose. ”I’m in pain!“
”Sorry, Daddy.“ Daisy said with a sad face as she knew she had done something wrong.
”It’s okay, sweetie.“ Amy responded as she kissed Daisy’s cheek as a way to comfort her.
”No, it’s not!“ Jake yelled from the bathroom, making Daisy flinch and cuddle into Amy.
”God, I think my nose may be broken!“
”Oh, and Daddy?“ Daisy called to Jake as he attempted to stop his nose from bleeding.
”Yeah?“ Jake called back as he looked in the reflection of the bathroom mirror.
”Stop playing Bad Piggies, you’re terrible at it!“
”Dai-Dai!“
Amy and Daisy couldn’t stop giggling their hearts out.