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You Sexy Thing
There once was a box and a man
He took her to beautiful lands
He travelled the stars
From Ribos to Mars
When they left Gallifrey and they ran
Sloppy Seconds
From an alternate London she came
To seek and help out her old flame
She went home with a man
Who was grown from his hand
But a clone isn’t really the same
Shark Week
There once was a captain, Jack Harkness
Whose life was quite boring and larkless
‘Til he traveled through space
And loved many a race
(Though his bed, sadly, still remains sharkless)
Doctor Jones
Martha loved Ten very much
She hinted and flirted and such
But for Rose he did pine
(He pined all the time)
So she left him and said, "Keep in touch!"
DoctorDonna
Across space and time rings her name
Rhymes of when to our rescue she came
Of her life, the Ood sing
Oh, but what a sad thing
Donna never can know her own fame
The Two Ponds
A ginger girl (Scotland-spawned)
Of herself was unusually fond
Though she married a Roman
She found true love with no man
‘Til on the TARDIS she met Amy Pond!
The Sad Story of Rory
There once was a man nurse named Rory
Who had quite a sad little story
He was cheated on twice
And he had to die thrice
Before Amy would tell him she’s sorry
Spoilers
His future is gone in her past
His first kiss with her is her last
He’s made out with her mother
But she’d have no one other
For the Doctor has got them outclassed