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While on patrol and on the lookout of the i-Drones, the crew are their base after a long day. Yet, that often means getting a bite to eat, which they likely bit off more than they bargain.
[Fart noise]
“What was that?” Rachel asks.
“I’m on it! Come out wherever you are!” Mel said.
“Girls, did anyone nailed a ripper this time?” Jo asks.
“Not us,” Rachel and Mel said.
“Hey, whoever first smells it doubts it!” Hannah said.
[Fart noise]
Hannah's faces blush.
“It was you! What the fuck did you eat?” Emma asks.
Hannah refuses to answer.
“You overdid it on the beans on toast again, did you.” Melanie said.
"Ever that or preparing for Bradley's test trials" Rachel said.
“Look, can a girl catch a break?” Hannah asks.
“Not if you keep adding the load” Mel said.
Moments later, Hannah rips one again.
“For fuck shakes, Hannah watch it with the making of your own thermonuclear bomb.” Jo said.
“Come on, since when you can make a nuke from shit?” Hannah asks.
“Well, you handle the pyrotechnics. So, there’s your answer.” Melanie said.
[Hannah farts.]
“Oh come on, since when nuke girl goes for it.” Jo said.
Tina and Geri enters.
“Oh fuck, what the fuck is that smell?” Tina asks.
“Who cough up a ripper?” Geri asks.
“Well, someone is going find herself up shit creek without a paddle once I get through with her.” Melanie said.
“I know. Hannah’s been at it.” Emma said.
“Want anyone of else to get Victoria?” Tina asks.
“I wouldn’t bet on that.” Rachel said.
“Look, if a certain pyromaniac doesn’t stop with kicking the fruit, I’m going to drag your arse to Victoria myself.” Melanie said.
Hannah jumps and farts on it.
"Not the best for a jet pack" Rachel said.
“Look, there’s no need! I can handle it.” Hannah said.
“Yeah right, with that fucking stench, almost like someone was bathing in shit with a side of urine to go.” Emma said.
Melanie vomits.
"For fuck sakes!" Geri said.
"You forgot I grossed out about shit fixations." Melanie said.
“No one shoves anything up my bum” Hannah said.
“What choice you think we got” Tina asks.
“I can handle my rebuttals.” Hannah said.
“I doubt” Rachel said.
“She’s right, you need help.” Geri said.
“Shut up” Hannah said.
“Then, stop calling the roll” Jo said.
“I’m going to open a window before it gets worst.” Melanie said.
“Before she sets off the smoke alarms…” Jo said.
“Oh that reminds me…” Hannah said.
“Just wait one fucking second…” Tina said.
“Damn it, the propane tanks are emptied, and I just had them installed this morning.” Hannah said.
“What happen…” Mel said.
Jo lights a match for a quick smoke.
“What…” Jo said.
Victoria was outside when she hears a loud sound, following with the smoke alarms.
“The fuck… those i-Drone again” Victoria said.
Victoria heads over to the room where the explosion happened.
“Fuck it smells in here, was you girls touching cloth again” Victoria asks.
In the midst of the smoke, the ladies just stood there, covered in shoot and charred clothes.
“And I thought Hannah was at it” Tina said.
“I’m no scientist but there’s not how you make a nuke.” Melanie said.
“You’re lucky to create a dirty bomb with Hannah around.” Jo said.
“I’ll get the plasters.” Victoria said.
“I could use a cold one.” Melanie said.
[Hannah farts]
“Oops!” Hannah chirp.
A foul odour is detected and a mess is noticed.
“Hannah…” Emma said.
"The Chinese Firecracker gone wrong" Rachel asked.
Many noticed the paddle of liquid shit.
“Here we go again” Tina said.
Hannah leaves to change her clothes.
“I ought to help her.” Emma said.
All goes quiet.
“So, did any you ladies saw the football the other night?” Melanie asks.
Fin