Chapter Text
I bolt up out of Hades arms. The Four Hearts spell that alerts me if any of my friends are in danger tells me Evie, Jay, Calos, even Ben and Jane are on the Isle, specifically at Ursula’s. Protection and location spells seem to work down here, maybe we’re near the edge of the barrier. Or maybe at least a crack, Hades said their was a few. Slowly I sneak out of bed,dress in a purple toga like dress and my signature jacket, leave a short note explaining where I was going, kiss Hades' forehead, sneak past a sleeping Pain and Panic and onto the street.
Breakfast at Ursula’s was almost silent most mornings as the oatmeal was thick and inedible. This morning however it was packed with the Lost Revenge crew, the VKs, and two very poorly disguised AKs. All seemed to get along, chatting and joking. By Evie on the counter was a large pile of fabric and her favorite sewing kit. Jane had quite a few silk flowers.
“Hi guys,” I say, rushing to hug each one in turn. “What are you guys doing here?”
“We weren’t going to miss your wedding, Mal,” Says Ben.
“Speaking of which,” says Evie. “Jacket off,your highness,I have to measure you for your dress.”
I roll my eyes but comply.
Ben and Jane weren’t asimalating well. They were acting nice and well mannered, helping Uma clean, saying please and thank you stuff like that. If the crew weren’t our friends they would have stole them in seconds. Evie rushes to them.
“Ben, sweetie…”
Let me tell you something you can really trust
Everybody's got a wicked side
(Mal)
I know you think that you can never be like us
Watch and learn so you can get it right
(VKs)
You need to drag your feet
You need to nod your head
You need to lean back
Slip through the cracks
You need to not care
(Carlos)
Uh, you need to not stare
(VKs)
You need a whole lot of help
(Evie)
(You need to not be yourself)
You wanna be cool?
Let me show you how
(Mal)
You don't break the rules
I can show you how
And once you catch this feeling
(VKs)
And once you catch this feeling
You'll be chillin', chillin', oh
Chillin' like a villain (chillin')
Chillin' like a villain (chillin')
Chillin' like a villain (hey)
Chillin' like a, chillin' like a (hey), villain
(Uma)
Your attention when you act like that
Let us teach you how to disappear
(Harry)
You look like you would lose a fight to an alley cat
(Gil)
Gotta be wrong to get it right 'round here
(Crew)
You need to watch your back
You need to creep around
You need to slide real smooth
Don't make a sound
And if you want it, take it
And if you can't take it, break it
And if you care about your health
(Harry)
(Seriously, you need to not be yourself)
You wanna be cool?
Let me show you how
(Uma)
You don't break the rules
I can show you how
And once you catch this feeling
(All)
And once you catch this feeling
You'll be chillin', chillin', oh
Chillin' like a villain (chillin')
Chillin' like a villain (chillin')
Chillin' like a
(Ben and Jane)
I really wanna be bad a lot
And I'm giving it my best shot
But it's hard being what I'm not
(Carlos)
Well if you don't, you're gonna get us caught
(Evie)
He's right, we gotta stay low-key
Now show us how bad you can be
(Ben and Jane)
Like this? (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Like this? (yeah, yeah)
Oh yeah, I think I got this
Let's go, I'm ready to rock this
And I ain't gonna thank you for your help
I think I found the worst of myself
(Girls)
You wanna be cool?
Let me show you how
(Boys)
You need to break the rules
I can show you how
And once you catch this feeling
(All)
And once you catch this feeling
You'll be chillin', chillin', oh
Chillin' like a villain (chillin')
Chillin' like a villain (chillin')
Chillin' like a villain (chillin')
Chillin' like a villain (chillin')
Chillin' like a villain
A loud cough interrupted our “Evil Lesson”. Hades stood there looking every inch a rock god.
“Mallie what did I say about leaving the house?”
“Not too.”
“It’s my fault my lord,” Evie says. “I needed measurements for her wedding dress.”
Hades seems to contemplate this. “How long will it take Ev?”
“Two days sir”
“Then the wedding will be in three days. Uma you bake the cake.”
“Yes my lord.”
“Harry Help your wife”
“Alrigh’”
“The rest of you get to Club Ember and start decorating for the reception.” He hands Jane the key and grabs Ben before he can follow. “You, your majasty are helping me with the music and we have to have a little political descussion. See you at home Mallie.”