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Harry hummed as he washed the dishes. He had decided that he’d take the hero classes A and B to go see a magical menagerie. He sighed realizing he couldn’t find one that would allow for the kids in so he knew there was only one option. He’d take them home to their house. He wondered how his loves would feel about that.
Harry rubbed at one of his scars. It was irritating him again. He rolled the sleeve of his shirt up higher after drying the last dish and his hands. He held his arm into the light to look at the S shaped burn scar on his arm. A brand seared into his skin by the Slytherin Vault at Gringotts. It allowed him inside the vault and only him.
Thinking of Gringotts made him groan. He didn’t like the meeting he’d had the day before with them about his adopting more children. They said the Ministry was trying to make a law that would require all Lords and Ladies who were no longer in school to marry and have children. A child for every title that the family head held. He held a lot of titles.
“Pipin would you tell my husband and our boyfriend to gather the children of Class A and B along with my older adopted children in Class A’s living room?” He said to the air. He felt the magic of his House Elf fluctuate before it disappeared.
It wasn’t five minutes later that everyone was gathered. “I’ve called you all here for a bit of news. There is both good news and bad news.” He felt Shouta move to his right side and Hizashi to stand at his left. “I will start with the good news I guess.”
He watched the children all lean forward in anticipation. “I was going to take you all for a trip to a magical menagerie to see the different species of magical animals you’ve all been pestering me about but as you are all not magical students I got turned away saying it would be illegal for me to bring you in. In response to that I have decided there is only one known sanctuary I can take you to that will allow me to do so.”
He saw Shouta’s eyes widen. “No. No. No.” He started saying and shaking his head.
Harry merely smiled brightly. “Yes.” At the confused looks he grinned bigger. “That sanctuary just so happens to also be my house. There will be rules. No one is to leave the group and you are to touch nothing. That is our home and I'm sure Shouta would prefer you not snoop through his things.”
Shouta groaned then glared. “If I find a single thing out of place you’ll all be in detention the rest of the year.”
Harry smiled softly. “Now the bad news I guess. I got word in my meeting yesterday with the magical bank that there will be a new law coming out for magicals like myself who hold a title. I won’t be able to stop the law coming into effect but I at least wanted to warn all of you. This law would require me to get married and have a child for every title I hold. Since i’m already married it means I will have to start having blood born heirs soon. I hold a total of nine titles in the magical world and three in the non-magical. I will be required by law starting in four days to have twelve kids. One for each of my titles. I want you to know that despite all this I will still teach you to defend against magic. You’ll just have to be careful with me during each pregnancy.”
Hizashi growled. “They can’t make you do this. That’s disgusting and practically rape.” He he;d Harry tightly in anger at what he was learning.
Harry shook his head. “They can and they will. If I don’t do so willingly they can take me and after finding out I can give birth naturally, which is rare, they will use me to breed the next generation of wizards and witches without my consent. It won’t be with just one person either. They’ll let anyone willing to pay high enough at the change to knock me up.”
It was Bakugo that stood up first clenching his fists. “What do we do to make sure they can’t take you?” He said gritting his teeth.
Harry looked at Shouta and Hizashi. “There’s one way that we’ve been avoiding for a while because it would put Shouta and Hizashi on their radar.” He clenched his own hands. “Legally I'm married to Shouta via a non-magical marriage. I’ve talked with them about this before but the only way would be to have a magical wedding with a bonding ceremony. With magical weddings I can marry both of them because it’s not unheard of. It would be legal, binding, and unbreakable. The safest would be a bonding ceremony wedding. Binding their souls to mine and I to them. This is unbreakable to break such a bond is illegal because it would kill all involved.”
Shouta cupped Harry’s face. “I won’t let them take you from us. I’d take on the entire Auror forces for you.”
Harry smiled and leaned into his arms. “Good then I guess I should send out letters for the required number of witnesses and family to arrive from my side. You can tell those you want. Tell them it has to be done in three days. If they find out before the law is passed they might add in a clause stating I will be required to marry a magical. If they find out after they can’t stop us.”
Both men and the gathered students all watched Harry shiver at the thought. “This law is trash and I hope they fail at life.” Hizashi said, making Harry burst into laughter.
Harry leaned into his two loves as he calmed down from laughing. “We can have it done here if you want or at the manor. It’s highly warded. Not even a dragon could get through.”
Shouta snorted. “Says the Wizard who can turn into a dragon.”
Harry nodded. “Exactly.” He then smiled “...but anyway. I have several books on magical creatures and would like each of you to pick a creature. No one can have the same creature so no doubling up should happen. If I do not have the creature at home I'll tell you so and you can pick something else. It’ll take a day to get Nedzu to approve this so that gives you time.”
He clapped his hands twice and a huge stack of books appeared on the table along with a notebook and writing utensils. “Better get started.” He then picked up the book on the edge that was growling. “This is the Monster Book of Monsters. If you want to look through this one you need to have an adult present. This book is actually a creature itself and the only way to open it safely without getting bitten is to store the spine.” He sat it back down. “If you have questions we’ll be in our room writing invitations for our bonding. That and I will have to speak with Nedzu.”