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Family MaDnEsS

Chapter 10: Intruder Alert

Summary:

Let's add some season 2?

yeah, let's!

Notes:

MOON= Luther
Stabby Duck= Diego
Allicat= Allison
Gayestof Gays= Klaus
Kid= Five/Quin
Bentai= Ben
Lesbean= Vanya
Davey=Dave
Dora the explorer= Eudora
Sunshine= Ray
Demi- Damion (Five's bf/My Oc (original character))
Sissy-Sissy
Lila=Lila

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Chapter 10: Intruder Alert

 

Gay MaDnEsS

3:28 am

 

Lesbean: would y'all mind if I add sissy?

-she is part of the family ig since we are married

 

Gay MaDnEsS

5:13 am

Kid: I don't mind V

 

Lesbean: great!!

 

Gayest of Gays: Can I add DAVE?

 

Kid: sure

 

Lesbean: I don't mind

 

Gayest of Gays added Davey

 

Gayest of Gays: hi babe

 

Davey: hi?

-what is this?

 

Kid: a family group chat

 

Davey: am I allowed to be here?

 

Lesbean: yea I am adding my wife

 

Gayest of Gays: and we are married!

 

Davey: oh okay hi everyone

 

Lesbean added Sissy

 

Lesbean: hi sweetheart

 

Sissy: Vanya? 

 

Lesbean: yep

 

Sissy: ohh hi lovely

 

Kid: y'all can stop being gay for a sec I need to eat

 

Gayest of Gay: ? What does us being gay have to do with you eating?

 

Kid: … y does it matter?

 

Gayest of Gays: you want me to stop being gay and I don't want to so you need a better reason 

 

Kid: fine continue

 

Lesbean: u? Rn't? Going? To? Answer?!

 

Kid: … no

 

Sissy: I like you 

 

Kid: … why?

 

Sissy: do I need a reason?

 

Kid: ig not 

 

Sissy: exactly

 

Davey: Why are you called kid?

 

Stabby duck: cuz they are a kid

 

Davey: you have a child

-Also who are you ?

 

Stabby duck: no I don't have a kid thats are brother

-I'm Diego

 

Davey: I thought you all were the same age?

-Hello Diego I'm Dave 

 

Stabby duck: they are the only one who is child cuz of time travel

 

Davey: oh I understand

 

Sissy: I don't 

 

Lesbean: they are a child because of their power

 

Sissy: oh 

 

Stabby duck: well if your adding you significant others I'm adding mine!

 

Stabby duck added Laila

Stabby duck added Dora the explorer

 

Dora the explorer: really? Dora the explorer?

 

Laila: I like it

 

Dora the explorer: okay I'll keep it

 

Stabby duck: oh so you'll keep it because it her?

 

Dora the explorer: yes

 

Stabby duck: this is slander

 

Kid: well slander I need to go to school so get your keys 

 

Stabby duck: fine 

 

Lesbean: wait Diego takes you to school?

 

Kid: yee?

 

Lesbean: y don't you just teleport?

 

Kid: im? Not ? Allowed?

 

Lesbean: wait really?

 

Gayest of Gay: of course they aren't allowed, or people will try to use him

-and we are still hiding from the commission

 

Lesbean: oh that makes sense

 

Sissy: don't they know where you live?

 

Kid: well me and Diego are moving

 

Dora the explorer: yea I'm moving in with you too

 

Laila: so is me

 

Gayest of Gays: I'm also moving out with Dave

 

Sissy: oh that makes sense

 

Allicat: hi everyone 

-oh can I add Ray?

 

Lesbean: sure

 

Allicat Added sunshine

 

Sunshine: ?

 

Allicat: family GC

 

Sunshine: oh hi everyone

 

Kid: … hi

 

Sunshine: who are you?

 

Moon: we should probably all introduce ourselves

-Also good morning everyone

 

Allicat: I'm Allison :)

 

Sunshine: should I introduce myself as well?

-I'm ray

 

Bentai: hi everyone

I'm Ben 

 

Laila: I'm Laila 

 

Dora the explorer: Eudora :)

 

Gayest of Gays: KLAUS

 

Davey: I'm Dave

 

Kid: I'm Five or Quin

 

Stabby duck: I'm Diego

 

Moon: I am Luther 

 

Lesbean: Vanya

-thats everyone right

 

Sissy: no wait I'm sissy VANYAS WIFE

 

Kid: you forgot your own wife lol

 

Lesbean: her user is her name

 

Laila: mine is to

 

Lesbean: I know I thought it was weird you answered to

 

Moon: so is everyone's significant others here? Or did we forget one?

 

Kid: no all of them aren't here

 

Allicat: really? Who did we forget?

 

Stabby duck: fives bf

 

Kid: I'm not adding them so I guess you didn't forget

 

Gayest of Gays: you are going to add them

 

Allicat: yeah I want to meet them

 

Lesbean: please

 

Kid added Demi

 

Demi: uh hello Gay MaDnEsS?

 

Kid: family GC

 

Demi: oh hi

 

Allicat: hi!!!

 

Moon: we should introduce ourselves again right?

 

Kid: I'll do it

-Moon is Luther

-Allicat is Allison

-Sunshine is Ray (Raymond), Allison's Husband

-Stabby duck is Diego

-Laila is Laila, Diego's and Eudora GF

-Dora the explorer is Eudora, Laila, and Diego's GF 

-Bentai is ben

-Gayest of Gays is Klaus 

-Davey is Dave (David) Klaus's BF

 

Demi: opp thank you UwU

 

Kid: no problem >W<

 

Gayest of Gays: hiurdhgsr stop being gay for a sec 

 

Demi: ? We? aren't?

 

Kid: yeee we never even meet

 

Demi: who is u

 

Kid: I'm u

 

Demi: no I am me who is u?

 

Kid: no my name is u 

 

Demi: that's very confusing

-y are you here u?

 

Kid: I'm from the future

 

Demi: the future

 

Kid: YeS tHe FuTuRe!

 

Bentai: what the fuck?

 

Demi: MY VIRGIN EYES

 

Kid: lol

 

Stabby duck: y is that funny

 

Kid: … I feel like you don't want o know

 

Gayest of Gays: I think I know and I don't so Diego you don't want to know

 

Demi: lol it a meme

-anyway, me and @kid have maths

 

Kid: noice save lol

-I hate the word maths it should be MATH not MATHS

 

Demi: is comes from mathematics

 

Kid: I know but I still hate it

-also we have physics not maths

 

Demi: what?

 

Kid: it's Tuesday

 

Demi: oh u right u right

 

Sunshine: you two are very adorable

 

Kid: Ewww genuine kindness

 

Demi: babe no

 

Kid: babe YES

 

Demi: I will hug you IN SCHOOL

 

Kid: noo! the fangirls will see

 

Demi: exactly

 

Kid: fine

 

Gayest of Gays: wtf

 

Error code 4432 

 

Shipper: I wanted to add some fluff

 

Kid: WTF L!

 

Error code 4432 CORRECTED

 

Demi: that scares the hell out of me

 

Lesbean: who was that?

 

Kid: a kid from are grade

 

Demi: she ships us

 

Moon: ships?

 

Demi: it means she wants us to date each other

 

Kid: most of are grade ships us

-heck are teachers ship us

 

Demi: yea

 

Dora the explorer: good?

 

Kid: meh 

 

Demi: yes good

 

Gayest of Gays: ok then

-Who wants to watch a movie with me?

 

Kid: I'm at school

 

Demi: I'm also at school

 

Stabby duck: I have work

 

Dora the explorer: same

 

Laila: I can't going to fix my laptop

 

Allicat: me and Ray are buying Claire a present for her good grades

 

Kid: do I get a present for good grades?

 

Allicat: of course

 

Kid: yee

 

Davey: I can join

 

Gayest of Gay: well why don't you help me with my YouTube channel?

 

Davey: sure :)

 

Gayest of Gays: <3


Davey: <3

Notes:

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