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Chapter 10: Intruder Alert
Gay MaDnEsS
3:28 am
Lesbean: would y'all mind if I add sissy?
-she is part of the family ig since we are married
Gay MaDnEsS
5:13 am
Kid: I don't mind V
Lesbean: great!!
Gayest of Gays: Can I add DAVE?
Kid: sure
Lesbean: I don't mind
Gayest of Gays added Davey
Gayest of Gays: hi babe
Davey: hi?
-what is this?
Kid: a family group chat
Davey: am I allowed to be here?
Lesbean: yea I am adding my wife
Gayest of Gays: and we are married!
Davey: oh okay hi everyone
Lesbean added Sissy
Lesbean: hi sweetheart
Sissy: Vanya?
Lesbean: yep
Sissy: ohh hi lovely
Kid: y'all can stop being gay for a sec I need to eat
Gayest of Gay: ? What does us being gay have to do with you eating?
Kid: … y does it matter?
Gayest of Gays: you want me to stop being gay and I don't want to so you need a better reason
Kid: fine continue
Lesbean: u? Rn't? Going? To? Answer?!
Kid: … no
Sissy: I like you
Kid: … why?
Sissy: do I need a reason?
Kid: ig not
Sissy: exactly
Davey: Why are you called kid?
Stabby duck: cuz they are a kid
Davey: you have a child
-Also who are you ?
Stabby duck: no I don't have a kid thats are brother
-I'm Diego
Davey: I thought you all were the same age?
-Hello Diego I'm Dave
Stabby duck: they are the only one who is child cuz of time travel
Davey: oh I understand
Sissy: I don't
Lesbean: they are a child because of their power
Sissy: oh
Stabby duck: well if your adding you significant others I'm adding mine!
Stabby duck added Laila
Stabby duck added Dora the explorer
Dora the explorer: really? Dora the explorer?
Laila: I like it
Dora the explorer: okay I'll keep it
Stabby duck: oh so you'll keep it because it her?
Dora the explorer: yes
Stabby duck: this is slander
Kid: well slander I need to go to school so get your keys
Stabby duck: fine
Lesbean: wait Diego takes you to school?
Kid: yee?
Lesbean: y don't you just teleport?
Kid: im? Not ? Allowed?
Lesbean: wait really?
Gayest of Gay: of course they aren't allowed, or people will try to use him
-and we are still hiding from the commission
Lesbean: oh that makes sense
Sissy: don't they know where you live?
Kid: well me and Diego are moving
Dora the explorer: yea I'm moving in with you too
Laila: so is me
Gayest of Gays: I'm also moving out with Dave
Sissy: oh that makes sense
Allicat: hi everyone
-oh can I add Ray?
Lesbean: sure
Allicat Added sunshine
Sunshine: ?
Allicat: family GC
Sunshine: oh hi everyone
Kid: … hi
Sunshine: who are you?
Moon: we should probably all introduce ourselves
-Also good morning everyone
Allicat: I'm Allison :)
Sunshine: should I introduce myself as well?
-I'm ray
Bentai: hi everyone
I'm Ben
Laila: I'm Laila
Dora the explorer: Eudora :)
Gayest of Gays: KLAUS
Davey: I'm Dave
Kid: I'm Five or Quin
Stabby duck: I'm Diego
Moon: I am Luther
Lesbean: Vanya
-thats everyone right
Sissy: no wait I'm sissy VANYAS WIFE
Kid: you forgot your own wife lol
Lesbean: her user is her name
Laila: mine is to
Lesbean: I know I thought it was weird you answered to
Moon: so is everyone's significant others here? Or did we forget one?
Kid: no all of them aren't here
Allicat: really? Who did we forget?
Stabby duck: fives bf
Kid: I'm not adding them so I guess you didn't forget
Gayest of Gays: you are going to add them
Allicat: yeah I want to meet them
Lesbean: please
Kid added Demi
Demi: uh hello Gay MaDnEsS?
Kid: family GC
Demi: oh hi
Allicat: hi!!!
Moon: we should introduce ourselves again right?
Kid: I'll do it
-Moon is Luther
-Allicat is Allison
-Sunshine is Ray (Raymond), Allison's Husband
-Stabby duck is Diego
-Laila is Laila, Diego's and Eudora GF
-Dora the explorer is Eudora, Laila, and Diego's GF
-Bentai is ben
-Gayest of Gays is Klaus
-Davey is Dave (David) Klaus's BF
Demi: opp thank you UwU
Kid: no problem >W<
Gayest of Gays: hiurdhgsr stop being gay for a sec
Demi: ? We? aren't?
Kid: yeee we never even meet
Demi: who is u
Kid: I'm u
Demi: no I am me who is u?
Kid: no my name is u
Demi: that's very confusing
-y are you here u?
Kid: I'm from the future
Demi: the future
Kid: YeS tHe FuTuRe!
Bentai: what the fuck?
Demi: MY VIRGIN EYES
Kid: lol
Stabby duck: y is that funny
Kid: … I feel like you don't want o know
Gayest of Gays: I think I know and I don't so Diego you don't want to know
Demi: lol it a meme
-anyway, me and @kid have maths
Kid: noice save lol
-I hate the word maths it should be MATH not MATHS
Demi: is comes from mathematics
Kid: I know but I still hate it
-also we have physics not maths
Demi: what?
Kid: it's Tuesday
Demi: oh u right u right
Sunshine: you two are very adorable
Kid: Ewww genuine kindness
Demi: babe no
Kid: babe YES
Demi: I will hug you IN SCHOOL
Kid: noo! the fangirls will see
Demi: exactly
Kid: fine
Gayest of Gays: wtf
Error code 4432
Shipper: I wanted to add some fluff
Kid: WTF L!
Error code 4432 CORRECTED
Demi: that scares the hell out of me
Lesbean: who was that?
Kid: a kid from are grade
Demi: she ships us
Moon: ships?
Demi: it means she wants us to date each other
Kid: most of are grade ships us
-heck are teachers ship us
Demi: yea
Dora the explorer: good?
Kid: meh
Demi: yes good
Gayest of Gays: ok then
-Who wants to watch a movie with me?
Kid: I'm at school
Demi: I'm also at school
Stabby duck: I have work
Dora the explorer: same
Laila: I can't going to fix my laptop
Allicat: me and Ray are buying Claire a present for her good grades
Kid: do I get a present for good grades?
Allicat: of course
Kid: yee
Davey: I can join
Gayest of Gay: well why don't you help me with my YouTube channel?
Davey: sure :)
Gayest of Gays: <3
Davey: <3