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The handsome, the rock and the baby
11:45
IDK:
[photo]
IDGAF:
?
IDK:
that
IDGAF:
"wtf is going on"
nothing's happening?
IDK:
those are my notes for the class
IDGAF:
…
Gguk
i don't think you thought this through when you posted this on the gc
IDC:
Kim Jungkook!
IDK:
look at that!
class ended!
bye hyungs!
IDC:
Yah!
Brat!
You'll see when you get back home!!
oh right!
Yoongi, my dear friend
IDGAF:
No
IDC:
Haven’t said anything yet
IDGAF:
you’re gonna ask me to do stuff after class
can’t
too tired
IDC:
Tired of?
IDGAF:
look
its been a long week
IDC:
It’s tuesday
IDGAF:
your point?
IDC:
Point is
If you don’t want the police to suddenly show up at college
searching through the entire music department
for whatever it is I can come up with
then you’ll do me a simple favor
IDGAF:
…
you could have just used the “hyung” card
Four days later
The handsome, the baby and the rock
13:25
IDK:
ugh, I’m spent…
so tired...
and hungry…
IDGAF:
@IDC feed your child
IDC:
Do I look like a food bank to you?
Merci-Beaucoup changed WWH_Jinnie’s name to Food Bank
Food Bank:
The disrespect
IDK:
pleeease hyung!
I’m starving!
Food Bank:
I’m at work
Fend for yourself like the adult you’re supposed to be
IDK:
suddenly I’m an adult
you call me a baby all the time
IDGAF:
he’s got a point
IDC:
Shut it Yoongi
IDK:
so
my lunch?
IDC:
Work
IDK:
Yoongi-hyung?
IDGAF:
…
can’t see him but i know he’s making those puppy eyes
Food Bank:
Try saying no to those
I dare you
IDK:
hyunggg
IDGAF:
can’t
university
IDK:
it’s saturyda
saturday
why r u there
Food Bank:
Aren’t you at the apartment?
How did you not notice Yoongi wasn’t there?
IDK:
literally just woke up hyung
i know nothing
wait
doesnt ur shift end in like
30 min
Food Bank:
…
IDK:
kind
noble
handsome hyung
could you get me lunch on ur way home
IDGAF:
Try saying no to him
I dare you
14:32
Food bank:
I have a crisis
IDK:
and i have an empty plate
where r u
Food Bank:
If you don’t want your food to end up on the sidewalk
I suggest you shut up
IDK:
Yes hyung-nim
Food Bank:
Back to my crisis
And why do I still have this name?
WWH_Jinnie changed his name to HDR
IDK:
hdr?
HDR:
Hyung Demands Respect
IDK:
good luck
IDGAF:
is it even an actual crisis?
do I want to know?
do I even need to know?
read my name for the answer
HDR:
Looks like someone volunteered to do the dishes
The whole week
IDGAF:
…
Just crossed the door
and I can hear Jungkook snickering from here
HDR:
Brat
Are you seriously still in bed?
IDK:
kitgne
IDGAF:
he’s in the kitchen
whatever he found had a lot of cream
phone’s covered in it now
HDR:
…
For the second time
Back to my crisis
If snickers says you’re not you when you’re hungry
And I’m always hungry
Who am I?
IDGAF:
…
IDK:
…
IDGAF:
not sure what’s more funny
kook refraining himself from answering to that so he can get food
or the fact i can imagine you having that revelation
in the middle of the sidewalk
like it were some sort of existential doubt
but actually looking like an idiot
HDR:
Why do you only type paragraphs when mocking me?
IDGAF:
cause
IDK:
#friendshipgoals
HDR:
Smack him
IDGAF:
way ahead of you
Yoongi barely registers the sound of the front door opening when he sees a shadow run by the living room towards the door. Next thing he hears is Seokjin complaining that he has “such an ungrateful brat for a little brother” so loud that he thinks is a miracle they haven’t yet been kicked out from the building. He then remembers that the first thing Seokjin did when moving in was befriend the owner and their closest neighbors –probably because the two of them got several complaints from the people in their previous apartment building.
Jungkook flops on the floor and sets his food on the coffee table, taking small bites of it while choosing a movie to watch on TV. The couch in which Yoongi is seated dips next to him and he turns to see Seokjin handing him a plate with his lunch. As Yoongi accepts it, Seokjin pats his head and they both still, but for different reasons.
“You could’ve just asked instead of using it.”
“Well, would you have told me if I had?” Seokjin glances at him from the corner of his eye as he accommodates his own plate over his lap. “So, you were at the bridge?”
Yoongi signals with his head to the notebook lying on the floor next to his feet. “Just trying to finish some songs, that’s all. Hopefully I’ll finish that assignment before Thursday.”
The oldest hums, satisfied with his answer. His lips then quirk into a grin and Yoongi knows that whatever he’ll say next won’t be good.
“You were also standing outside the building when Jungkook asked for lunch, then you kept walking to the park.”
“Wait, what?” Jungkook turns around to face his hyungs, mouth filled with food that he tries to swallow quickly in order to keep talking. “Hyung! Did you really run to the park to avoid making me lunch?”
Yoongi ignores Jungkook’s complaints and instead glares at his so called best friend, seething under his breath. “I hate you and your ability.”
“I’ll have you know that my ability helped find a kidnapped little boy this morning,” Seokjin grins and slurps loudly on his noodles while facing Yoongi, enjoying the scrunch of his nose in reaction to the noise.
Jungkook turns around once more, always eager to hear about Seokjin’s work. With being a police officer, comes having to deal with the worst of humanity, but it also has its good parts which is protecting and helping people. And also there is the fun part, which is Jungkook’s favorite, like when his hyung and his superior responded to a call a week after Seokjin had been assigned to Yongsan station where he’s been working the past two years.
Some guy that had the ability to transform into a cat had been following a girl (that later they found was his ex, which had a restraining order against him) when a dog much bigger than he was started chasing him. In his attempt to escape, he had climbed a tree but was unable to come down afterwards. At first it was because the dog was still patiently waiting by the tree, and afterwards, when he reached his time limit, he couldn’t climb down because there were no branches for him to use. He had no choice but to call the emergency number to help him down.
Seokjin had watched the entire process, trying his best not to laugh as the cat-guy clinged onto the fireman for dear life while going down the ladder. Seokjin’s superior had excused himself momentarily, saying he had a call to make, but Seokjin knew he had left so he could laugh. He came back in time for the fireman to turn the rescued to them so he could be escorted to the station. He had broken the law, after all.
Point is, when the fire truck had arrived, some curious neighbors had gone out and recorded the entire process. While Seokjin had been telling the story, Jungkook had been looking for the video to download it, because, who doesn’t like a good laugh from time to time?
“Gguk? What are you laughing at?”
Jungkook blinks back to reality, realizing he hadn’t been chuckling in his mind only and that his hyungs are staring at him with raised eyebrows. “Uh, just remembering about the cat-guy. Anyway, what happened today?”
“Right! There was a kidnap attempt at a convenience store. Luckily, an employee took notice of it quickly and stopped the guy from leaving the store with the kid. They called the police and all, and noticed the kidnapper had dropped some sort of keychain.”
“That’s when they called you, right?”
Seokjin nods at Jungkook as he takes a sip of apple juice. “Used my ability on it and saw the place where it had been used. Once there, we captured the criminals and found a boy that had been taken three days ago.”
Both his dongsaengs congratulate him on a job well done and Seokjin smiles at them, still feeling content for helping reunite a five year old kid with his family. Every time he helps bring a child back to their family or guardian, Seokjin’s memories resurface, making him remember how he met Jungkook. A glance to his left indicates him that it’s exactly what Yoongi is thinking as well since that day at the park is where they met Yoongi as well.
It wasn’t a pleasant event, especially for Jungkook, but in the end it brought them together. Jungkook gained a new family, Yoongi made his first real friend and Seokjin, who until then had been an only child, received a lovely little brother and a trustworthy best friend.
“So, there’s this new horror movie we could watch–”
“Aish, Jungkook-ah, why horror?”
“But, Yoongi-hyung, it’s not that scary. I promise!”
“Then you can watch it with Jin-hyung while I go finish that assignment.”
Well… Lovely and trustworthy most of the times.