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toezier: i have to be the most fuckable person in the losers club group chat
billson: !kick @toezier
toezier has been kicked from the server.
beverly hills chihuahua: LMAOOO
ed die: PLSSS
staniel: How was that the final straw
billson: idk after clussy anything could have done it
mikey: how was clussy not the final straw??
billson: great question
ed die: bill pls let richie back in he’s dming me 😭😭
staniel: Wtf don’t
staniel: Nvm he’s dming me too this is so annoying. Let him back in
billson: ://
welcome back to losvers, @toezier! behave yourself.
toezier: WTF WTF BILL I THOUGHT U LOVED ME 😭😭
billson: NOT AFTER CLUSSY PLS
beverly hills chihuahua: how often does richie need to get removed before he stops 😭
benny worm: it’s been 0 days since our last richie getting kicked
toezier: whatever.
ed die: i could change him.
toezier: HUH
staniel: HELLO??
ed die: /J /J
ed die: …/hj
beverly hills chihuahua: NAWWWW
toezier: 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️ the beatles
staniel: RICHIE
toezier: PLWASE ITS FUNNY
staniel: NOT THE TIME
beverly hills chihuahua: PLS I THINK EDDIE’S TRYING TO TELL U SOMETHING KING
toezier: I KNOW IM SCARED
ed die: richie. dms
toezier: UM????? OK?????
billson: YOOOO
mikey: WHAT
benny worm: HOW
billson: how is richie getting a bf before me this fucking sucks
toezier: im just so charming 😩😩
billson: i want you dead
beverly hills chihuahua: LET HIM GET A BF IN PEACE
staniel to toezier
two jews in a room bitching
staniel: So???
staniel: Rich??? Hello???
toezier: STAN
staniel: RICHIE
toezier: STANLEY PLS PLSS PLS
staniel: WHAT???
staniel: ARE YOU OK??
toezier: I THINK I HAVE A BOYFRIEND???
staniel: ? YOU THINK
toezier: IDK ITS STILL SETTLING IN
staniel: WELL WHAT DID HE SAY
toezier: IDK HE LIKE. HE SAID HE LIKES ME AND I SAID I LIKE HIM BACK SO HE WAS LIKE WE SHOULD GO ON A DATE THEN AND I WAS LIKE OK YEAH MHM SURE OF COURSE
toezier: SO I GUESS EDDIE’S MY BOYFRIEND NOW???
staniel: CONGRATS RICHIE??
toezier: IM SHAKING THANK U STANLEY <33
losvers
toezier : i have a fucking boyfriend now suck it bill and beverly
ed die: shut the fuck up king
ed die: respectfully of course <3
toezier: isnt he so cute<33333 my love <33 eddie i like u a lot <333
staniel: They are going to be so insufferable now.
billson : naw fr how did richie get a bf before me </3
staniel: Ikr like who wouldn’t wanna date you
billson: right thanks stanley
beverly hills chihuahua: hm. ok.
toezier to staniel
toezier : i think i know someone whod like to date bill 😏
staniel:
Die.