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LAN JINGYI: Wow what’s with all these clams?
LAN WANGJI: !
[LAN WANGJI has left WEDDING OF THE CENTURY]
WEI WUXIAN: *sniff* my husband is so cute look at him go
WEI WUXIAN: lick all those clams go you wonderful man *sniff*
JIANG CHENG: new record: wei wuxian cries over clams
LAN SIZHUI: Oh, I remember you guys talking about clams before! When Hanguang-Jun first picked you up!
LAN SIZHUI: and finding you in the alps??
WEI WUXIAN: Yeah, that’s a party game my and MY HUSBAND are gonna play after the wedding ;)
JIANG CHENG: you know i think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever done for me, taking ur honeymoon to the alps
WEI WUXIAN: we shall start there
WEI WUXIAN: then go to all the major sects and be as loud as possible outside the clan leader’s rooms
WEI WUXIAN: The room beside @LAN QIREN’s quarters we have reserved for the Grand Finale
JIANG CHENG: A-Yao can u disappear me
[LAN QIREN was renamed FATHER OF WEI WUXIAN]
MENG YAO: me? How could a small and cute person like me do that? @^.^@
[MENG YAO/whisper]
MENG YAO: it will not be cheap
JIANG CHENG: no price is too high
MENG YAO: now that’s what I like to hear
[whisper/end]
FATHER OF WEI WUXIAN: AUGH
FATHER OF WEI WUXIAN: AUGH….
LAN XICHEN: I’ve heard less grief stricken wails at a funeral
XUE YANG: It still can be 8)
JIANG CHENG: when we release you to hunt you for sport at the end of this, you better not
JIN ZIXUAN: Is that why he’s in the cage???
WEI WUXIAN: no, he’s in there to dance for our entertainment
XIAO XINGCHEN: Oh, but that’s so mean…
XUE YANG: I want to be in here 8) It acknowledges how dangerous I am
SONG LAN: that’s a bit tame for you.
XUE YANG: and nobody can stop me taking my clothes off
SONG LAN: There is it
LAN XICHEN: Oh, you must be getting hungry! I shall feed you through the bars n.n
SONG LAN: hold your hand out flat or he might take a finger off
XUE YANG: fingies 8))))
NIE MINGJUE: we need all of his fingers
XUE YANG: send someone with expendable fingies then 8(
LAN JINGYI: jin ling get your weak hands over here
JIN LING: You’ll find out how weak they are when you catch them!!!
WEI WUXIAN: Finally, the entertainment has started!
FATHER OF WEI WUXIAN: OOugh…
LAN JINGYI: Oh no, old master Lan has cried so much that I might be able to style his beard into a sharp point it’s so damp
LAN JINGYI: brb
LAN SIZHUI: Do I Full Nelson Jin Ling for trying to attack Jingyi or Jingyi for trying to assault Grandmaster Lan’s beard??
LAN XICHEN: Try to get them both in a half nelson! I believe in you n.n
NIE MINGJUE: The Nie Wrestling has rubbed off on you I see
NIE MINGJUE: Speaking of which
NIE MINGJUE: @MIANMIAN bring your honed commentary skills over here.
[LAN SIZHUI has left WEDDING OF THE CENTURY]
JIANG YANLI: Well…if it’s any consolation @FATHER OF WEI WUXIAN I’m glad I’m not the only one tearing up… A-Xian married.. you look wonderful…
JIANG CHENG: well, I’m glad we’ve got the yin and yang of the situation sorted out even if it is with crying
WEI WUXIAN: and I’m glad that I’m rolling in cash, with a hot husband, with whom I had the perfect wedding complete with a cage dancer, endless clams, juniors beating the shit out of each other, and everyone I like being here without me getting arrested
WEI WUXIAN: I will probably get arrested later tonight for unrelated reasons but that’s ok
JIANG CHENG: You like Lan Qiren??
WEI WUXIAN: is it Schadenfreude or is it the trickle down affect from liking Lan Zhan so much
[LAN WANGJI has entered WEDDING OF THE CENTURY]
LAN WANGJI:
(\_/)
(^_^)
(____)0
WEI WUXIAN: guhblughglblgh
LAN XICHEN: he’s so happy… sniff
WEN NING: I’m so happy… sniff
JIANG CHENG: is everyone going to cry???
JIN LING: Sizhui!! Let me beat up Jingyi! Waaaah!
MIAN MIAN: and the crowd goes wild!
JIANG CHENG: add Sizhui to the list
XUE YANG: let me make you cry 8)
JIANG CHENG: dream on bikini man
XUE YANG: I will 8))
FATHER OF WEI WUXIAN: ((AUGH))
LAN JINGYI: wow, how did he get reverb on that one
LAN ZHAN: Husband. I am ready to leave now.
WEI WUXIAN: Take me on your big sword, husband!!
LAN ZHAN: Of course, husband.
[WEI WUXIAN changed name to HUSBAND OF LAN ZHAN]
[LAN ZHAN changed name to HUSBAND OF WEI YING]
WEN QING: Well, that’s gonna get confusing
NIE HUAISANG: honestly, I’m already confused D:
NIE MINGJUE: Huaisang! What did I tell you about drinking?
NIE HUAISANG: Sorry bro, I’ll go take some more shots now u-u
NIE MINGJUE: Good! If you can’t read, you can’t be confused!
[NIE HUAISANG has left WEDDING OF THE CENTURY]
WEN QING: That’s not the worst logic you’ve had
HUSBAND OF LAN ZHAN: Just don’t let Lan Zhan drink! I need him up.
HUSBAND OF WEI YING: I will be up every day for you.
JIANG CHENG: Ok can you go find him in the alps now??
HUSBAND OF LAN ZHAN: LOL
HUSBAND OF WEI YING: Yes.
JIANG CHENG: He smiled. At something I said. I don’t trust it.
HUSBAND OF LAN ZHAN: Goodbye! Give the kids to Wen Ning before you release Xue Yang/start the orgy
JIN ZIXUAN: Huh???
WEN QING: Will do! Have fun! Bye!
HUSBAND OF WEI YING: Farewell.
JIANG YANLI: Goodbye!! Kisses!!
JIANG CHENG: I would say see you when you come to plague the Jiang Clan, but due to a prior arrangement I will be found in an unspecified gutter, presumed dead, by two hot rangers.
JIANG CHENG: So see you never
XIAO XINGCHEN: Goodbye you two! See you soon Jiang Cheng…
SONG LAN: Don’t let us find you two in a bush, now!
SONG LAN: Unless.
SONG LAN: But goodbye for now.
XUE YANG: Byebyeeeee!! Remember, I will come find you and watch you <3
LAN XICHEN: Have fun brother, and farewell! Uncle also says farewell!
FATHER OF WEI WUXIAN: guh…
LAN SIZHUI: See you! Bring me back a sibling! n.n
JIN LING: someone who I can beat up!!
JIANG YANLI: And?
JIN LING: …….goodbyeuncleweiandunclelan
JIN ZIXUAN: Goodbye from me too!
WEN NING: ablrghughghguhhblrgleblugh good bygle I love u sniffblrghul
NIE MINGJUE: BE GONE YE THOTS! (`Д´)ゞHuaisang?
[NIE HUAISANG entered WEDDING OF THE CENTURY]
NIE HUAISANG: ….shee ya…hic….
MENG YAO: Goodbye! Don’t forget to send us the tax on that gold!
HUSBAND OF LAN ZHAN: I will!
MIANMIAN: byee! Have fun!
MADAM JIN: Goodbye boys! Stay handsome!
JIANG FENGMIAN: See you, son!
MADAM YU: Goodbye, it’s been terrible knowing you, and will be the same in the future.
HUSBAND OF WEI YING: Likewise.
[HUSBAND OF WEI YING has left WEDDING OF THE CENTURY]
[HUSBAND OF LAN ZHAN has left WEDDING OF THE CENTURY]
LAN JINGYI: There they go. Stripping into the distance.
WEN QING: You know, somehow it just feels right.
WEN QING: now let’s get our party on
NIE HUAISANG: Yeehaw to that!!
LAN XICHEN: And to all, a good night!