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Sam Wilson
@birdbrain
I hereby call this meeting of the Rethinking Life Choices Club to order. Just @ yourself to let me know that you're here. @birdbrain here to stay
Scott Lang
@TicTac
@birdbrain don't worry, your little @TicTac is active ;)
Natasha Romanoff
@spiderqueen
Jesus Christ, @TicTac now is not the time for flirting! @spiderqueen present and accounted for
James Rhodes
@WarMachine
@birdbrain chill out @WarMachine is here and accounted for
Bucky Barnes
@WhyAmIHere
I didn't sign up for this, but what the hell? @WhyAmIHere guilty as charged
Sam Wilson
@birdbrain
Yay, we're all here! Now, this chat is unhackable, so y'all can spill whatever life choices you are currently rethinking. Anybody wanna kick it off?
Bucky Barnes
@WhyAmIHere
I regret a metric crap-ton of things, but the numero uno is definitely fighting T'Challa in Bucharest. I didn't even set that bomb at the UN, and yet he came at my life with frickin five-inch claws!
Scott Lang
@TicTac
@WhyAmIHere ouch! Honestly a mood though. My biggest regret is stealing that Ant-Man suit from Hank. That's the biggest life choice that keeps me awake at night.
Sam Wilson
@birdbrain
@TicTac that and nightmares about that Quantum Realm hot mess
Ned Leeds
@GuyInTheChair
Uhhh. . . . What the actual frick?
Bucky Barnes
@WhyAmIHere
@birdbrain I thought this chat was unhackable! Why is one of @StarkIntern's friends in our Rethinking Life Choices Club?
Intern Boi
@StarkIntern
@GuyInTheChair alright, who was it? @SpiderFan03 or @crisissketcher?
Ned Leeds
@GuyInTheChair
@StarkIntern it was @SpiderFan03, like the little jerkface that he is. Don't @ me on that, though!
Intern Boi
@StarkIntern
@GuyInTheChair don't worry, bro. Unlike some people I know - I'm lookin' at you, @birdbrain and @WarMachine - I'm not a narc.
Sam Wilson
@birdbrain
@StarkIntern THAT'S IT! NEXT MARIOKART TOURNAMENT, YOU ARE DEAD!
Intern Boi
@StarkIntern
@birdbrain FIGHT ME!