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Merlin can’t help but wonder why there are so many bandits just off the road. Also, why do they always attack the knights of Camelot?
There have to be better things to do when you see the knights of Camelot. Running away, perhaps? Really, the number of bandits and knights killed in each of their run-ins was starting to get really irritating.
Merlin’s feeling a little hostile himself thinking about it. But, maybe he’s thinking too hard about it, maybe a little love spell- no, lust spell, hm, that’s not right either- a little spell so everyone could get along.