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WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THE DATING GAME IS ABOUT TO START. Let us introduce you to some of UA's finest students. Their names and faces have skyrocketed in the headlines since their first year. You might even have some of their merch that came out just this month.
Alright, before we start the show, I'll have to ask you what is your type. Bakugou-san, you first.
Bakugou cross armed and crosslegged: Huh? I already have a girlfriend, why am I here?
Kaminari slapping his friends shoulder: HA! Girlfriend? You haven't even asked her out.
Baku fist raised: Shut your mouth. I'll kill you!
(audience laughter)
Please, please, calm down. Since you're already here, you might as well enjoy the show. Kaminari-san, what's your type?
Kami: I would say~ the sexy, tall ladies with the big assets, front and back.
Ah~ A common man. What a generic answer.
Kami: G...generic?
How about you, Ojiro-san?
Oji: ummm I'm not really sure. Ah... Someone's who's sweet I guess. It doesn't matter what they look like.
Oh, a man of culture~ A respectable gentleman.
Indeed! A lot of girls will like him.
Kami: whheeeehhh? I saw you looking at some cute, fashionable girls every time we go out.
Oji: Eh?
Kami arm around Ojiro's shoulders: Listen, listen. This shy guy likes the cute short girls with nice curves and a smile that shines like the sun. I bet you like that mushroom girl from Class-B.
(audience oooooooo)
Oji: nonono You got it wrong. I already have someone I like.
Kami: Who? Who's the lucky girl? Spill!
(audience Spill spill spill spill spill)
Oji in small voice blushing: I like Hagakure-san.
(audience yiheee~)
Kami: You serious? It's not that it matters what they look like. She's practically invisible! If she's your pick then why the heck are your eyes scouting around town?
(Explain, Ojiro-kun. What is your reason?)
Oji: Well, when I see them, I thought “Those clothes would look really cute on her.” I want to buy her a present, but I don't know much about fashion, so I'm studying what girls these days like.
(audience aww)
Indeed, your clothes are rather plain.
But some girls like plain looking guys.
That is true.
Oji tail going down: You didn't have to comment on that.
Kami: Woah~ You're a really a hard worker. You know, you can just ask me what girls like.
Baku: Don't listen to him, his fashion sense only works on himself. His room is a complete mess so his opinions would suck as well.
(audience laughter)
Kami: That hurt. You have hurt your friend, Blasty.
(audience laughter and clapping)
Baku: Whatever! Ojiro, if you want to know what to buy then just go ask her out and take her shopping. It's that simple.
(audience clapping~ Good advice, blasty. Good idea, blasty)
Baku hands popping: Don't call me Blasty!
Kami: Why don't you do that with a certain pink cheeked princess?
Baku: Oy. You wan't to keep your lips nice and smooth for the ladies? Keep your mouth shut.
(single audience “coward”)
Baku standing up and gesturing wildly: Which one of you said that? Come down here!
Oji: ahaha Thank you for the suggestion. But um... I don't think I can do it.
(gambate! Gambate! Ojiro gambate.)
Kami: We're rooting for you Oiro. You can do it!
Todoroki: You can do it, Ojiro. If your heart is set on her, I don't think it would be that hard.
….
Bakugou: Since when were you here?
Todoroki: Just when Ojiro confessed his love for Hagakure.
Oji vigorously wagging his tail: aaaaaah Please, just stop mentioning it! I'm so glad we are not filming yet.
Ohoho We're live, Ojiro-san.
I think Ojiro-kun is slow on the uptake.
Oji tail going down: Eh? EEEEEEHHHHH?!!! (getting really red)
(audience laughter and cooing)
Kami: It's an online stream. See that camera there, it's been on since we got here.
Oji: Wait, wait, wait! Oh my god. Stop!
(Ojiro kawaii. Kawaii ne~)
The girls have been listening in a private room right beside the set, Ojiro-kun.
Their heads turn abruptly~
Kami: Which girls?
Jirou, Uraraka, Yaoyozuru, and Hagakure-chan, please come in.
Oji stands up and bows: Thank you so much for this opportunity. I will now take my leave.
(Ojiro-kun you have to stay. Be brave, Ojiro-kun!)
Kami pulling on his tail: Ojiro-kuuuuun~ Stay for a while longer.
Oji covering his face: Maaaaa! Let go. Let me go already. I'm embarrassed enough.
(gambate Ojiro-kun)
Tooru runs right in front of Ojiro: Ojiro-kun, is that true?
(audience wooohooo~)
Kami: It's as true as the sky is blue.
(audience laughter)
Todoroki: The sky is gray today. It might rain.
(single audience shut up half and half)(audience boo)
Kami: Shush! Let him confess his love in person.
Oji slaps Kami with his tail: Yeah~ I like Hagakure-san.
(audience aww)
Tooru pauses then squeals: I'm so glad you confessed first, Ojiro-kun! I was so nervous. It's really hard to confess to you coz I can't stop myself from blushing every time I try. Will you pair up with me?
Oji: uu uuu uuuummm For the show?
(audience laughter)
Tooru: You're so silly. Yeah... and after! I want to take you out on a date, and, you know... um... Would you like to be my boyfriend?
Oji wagging his tail even wilder: YES! Thank you for having me.
(audience cheers and clapping)(Congratulations Ojiro-kun)
It looks like Ojiro-san has already got his pair! And oh~ Todoroki-san got to Yaoyozuru first. It looks like you're out of luck, Kaminari-san.
Jirou: URRRGGHH Why do we have to do this stupid show? I want to go to the meet and greet session with Deep Dope.
Baku: That was today!? Why didn't you text me?
Jirou: It's today! I already told you yesterday.
Baku: That was after midnight! I thought you meant after 24 hours. GAAAAAHHHH Do you have your helmet with you?
Jirou: YEAH!
Kami: Hey! What about the game show?
BakuJirou: ROCK IS LIFE!
(single audience ROCK IS LIFE!)
Baku: LET'S FUCKIN GO!!!
JIROU: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wait, wait wait.... Ah... They left....
Ura: ... What's happening?
It seems we'll have to continue with 3 pairs instead of 4.
Let's show them the prizes first so that they'll be properly motivated.
3rd prize gets to spend 5 thousand yen to enjoy their date in Happy Day Mall.
2nd prize gets to spend 10 thousand yen for their date in Happy Day Mall and Tech Hub.
1st prize gets two whole day passes in Happy Day Amusement Park(tickets have no expiration date, but are valid for only one day) and 50 thousand yen to spend on their date in Happy Day Mall and Tech Hub
Kami: Aren't the prizes too low.
It's for a one day date, kid. Don't push it.
Alright. Today's game will test how well you know your partner. Pass around the board and marker. We deduct wrong answers from the right ones so be careful what you write down.
Kami: Oh shit. Jirou! Why did you betray me?
Uraraka: Ah... I don't think we can win...
First question!
Within 1minute... List the items in each other's dorm rooms.GO!
Minute passes. STOP! Put down your black markers and use the red ones. First off. Cross out any underwear. And basic clothing and furniture.
Todo raises hand: I'm sorry Yaomomo. I was half asleep that time, I could only list about a dozen things.
I think that is actually quite a lot, young man.
Momo: Don't worry. I wrote down about 40.
That many?!!!
What did Uraraka-chan write down.
Ura: Shoes and skateboards... Sorry. That's about it.
Kami shows board with crossed out “uniform, tank top, pajamas, basic furniture.” : Her room is actually rather empty.
Ojiro: I think my room is much more basic than hers.
Tooru raises board: I actually wrote down a lot.
Oh~ Interesting. It's all school supplies and training gear. You even wrote the colors.
Tooru: His room really is quite plain, but I find it very charming in it's own way. It feels very comfortable.
(audience aww)
Oji raises board: Hagakure's room has a lot of cute girly things in it. Till now, I can't get myself to go past the doorway on my own. I only did it once when we first transferred into the dorms. It felt wrong to go into a girls room uninvited.
What a gentleman. But you did list a lot of things. It shows you keep her in your thoughts quite often.
(audience yiiiiiheeee)
Ojiro-kun, if Hagakure-chan invites you to her room, would you feel better about it?
Oji: ah.. well. umm... Please don't ask me such things. (hides blush behind board)
(audience aw)
So bashful. Now for the hard part. Switch boards and cross out the wrong items.
UraKami got 5 correct. That's pretty low. Todomomo got 50 correct, 2 wrong, that's 48 points. Ojitooru got 35 correct 5 wrong, that's 30 points.
Now lets look at the score board. (Funky game sounds as score meter shows up.) 3points Todomomo. 2Points Ojitooru, 0 points Urakami.
Kami: Hey! Why zero and not one?
Your compatibility is pitiful compared to the others so we took the point away.
(audience laughter)
Game goes on with TodoMomo leading simply because they really know each other well. Ojitooru comes second. UraKami comes dead last. The only food Kami can list that Uraraka likes is mochi. It's sad.
Second portion is a buzzer beater question and answer portion. Ojitooru takes the lead, mostly because Ojiro is faster at pushing the button than everyone else. It helped a ton that he is actually up to date with the latest fashion trends and dating sites since the questions are mostly about clothes, accessories, and things bought around Happy Day Mall. Kaminari gets to answer a couple of song titles. Ochako get's to list sale items. Todomomo answered more on politics, but those questions are few and far in between; also, Ojitooru gets to answers them first.
Game ends with Urakami at 12 points, Todomomo at 55 points, and Ojitooru at 56 points. It was a close match.
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Now we continue with the 3rd part of our show, the actual date, fully funded by Happy Day Mall.
Let's start the shopping spree! First up, in 3rd place, with a pitiful score of 12, Kaminari and Uraraka.
Choose your dating site.
Kami: um... I guess I'd make Uraraka-chan happy and go with whatever she likes.
Uraraka: I want to go to the market!
I'm sorry, that's not part of the itinerary.
Ura: The grocery?
No.
Ura: Mom and pop shop?
Not even close.
Ura: Combini?
Uraraka-chan, this is a dating show.
Urakaka depressed: ah... oh.
Kaminari scratching his head: How about the food stalls?
Um... I think that's ok.
Ura with big bright eyes: Alright!
Kami: Let's go!
Ura: YEY!!!
I think this girl has problems.
Well, as long as she's happy.
Next up is our 2nd placers with a score of 55. Too bad you didn't get that last point, huh?
It was so close!
Todo: It's alright, we don't need it.
Is that so? Anyways. Choose your dating site!
Yaoyozuru: We are going in for a fitting.
Very fancy. Is this a preview of the privileged life of the rich and famous? Let's follow.
TodoMomo walking towards a high end bridal shop.
Wait a moment, Todoroki-san. The studio does not have that kind of budget.
TodoMomo raising their platinum credit cards.
Um... Don't you think there are some formalities you should go through first before tying the knot?
Todo: We did that three months ago.
....
EEEEEEHHHHH???
Yaoyozuru: Our parents have discussed our marriage since last year. We have been engaged for a while.
Todoroki: If you'll excuse us, we'd like to have this evening in private. We already scheduled with the designer for today.
Ah... Is that so... well...
Shouldn't we check in on Bakugou-kun and Jirou-chan?
Aren't they still in transit?
I think they have already reached the signing event. It's just 40 minutes away by bike.
Alright, let's video call them.
(ringing~)
Jirou: hello?
Jirou-chan. How was the signing event?
Jirou: It's great. It's great! You won't believe this, Bakugou scored us backstage tickets at the lottery!
Baku: What are you talking about. Your dad got us a jamming session with them tonight.
Jirou: Don't be absurd. It's coz they saw us at the cultural festival. Dad was just the middleman. It's all us.
Baku: Whatever. We're going to break curfew. We have to tell Mr. Aizawa about it.
Jirou: Oh, yeah. Have you called him yet.
Baku: I just texted him. If he doesn't reply, I might have to call him later. I think he still has classes to teach.
Bakugou and Jirou are having a great time. Live your youth, you punks!
(Rockers in the background “Are you ready!!!? audience roar)
Jirou: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Baku: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I think I hurt my ears.
Let's go find Ojiro-kun and Hagakure-chan who got first place. It seems they already started without us, but not to worry, every second of their date has been filmed while we are away.
Please watch the whole video later tonight at our website.
Tooru: Let's try this one next.
Ojiro: Hagakure-san, I think we're making the store ladies' job harder.
Store ladies giggling: Go on, we don't mind.
Oji: I'm sorry.
What's this? It is Ojiro-kun that is getting dressed and not Hagakure-chan? He looks very handsome.
Indeed, he dresses up quite nicely.
Oji: Stop filming already! I'm on a date. This is harassment!!!
Tooru: Give us some privacy please. Blushing Ojiro-kun is cute, but I want to have him for myself.
That doesn't sound very SFW Hagakure-chan.
Tooru: What are you trying to say? Leave me and my personal mannequin alone.
Oji: Seriously? Is that what you see me as?
Tooru: Of course! You have the best body for the clothes I like.
Oji: I'm... just.... a body? Hagakure-san, I think you're objectifying me a bit too much. (single tear coming out)
Tooru whispering in his ear: After this you can watch me fit into some clothes. You can choose what you like. I want to know how much you learned from looking at those other girls.
Oji: (blushing under his tail) I'm so sorry! I'll never look at another girl ever again!!!
Tooru: hehehe mwah
Woah Ojiro-kun is so lucky. He got his first kiss on the very same day.
Tooru: He got his first kiss from me earlier today while you guys aren't filming. On the lips~
Oji blushing even harder: uuuuuunnnnggg!
That's sly Hagakure-chan.
Tooru: What? I've been looking forward to this day for so long. Let me savor it.
It looks like the film crew is having a good time as well. What is your opinion on Ojiro-san after being dressed in more fashionable clothes?
Camera man: I think the girls will look at him more. Hagakure-san might need to shield him from fangirls.
Mike holder: I think I'm having a small crush, but he's too young for me.
Oji: Please go away~
We can't. You agreed to be filmed for the show since you won the grand prize. You also haven't bought her a dress so the mission isn't completed yet.
Oji tail and head down: Is that so...
Tooru: But we get to have free clothes and accessories in exchange, so it's ok.
Oji: Your priorities are so detached from mine. At least let me keep my dignity.
Cameraman: Don't worry. Your choice of underwear is just between us.
Oji feeling really uncomfortable: ah... oh... um... thanks?
Tooru: We need to change it.
Oji tear in his eye: I don't think it would be that easy. I need to accommodate my tail. In fact, all the pants you tried to fit me in needs adjustments.
Don't worry Ojiro-san. I think we could get you a sponsor.
Oji: Please, stop.
It's the end of the day so let's recap. Ojiro-san confesses his love for Hagakure-chan and are now dating. Bakugou and Jirou-chan are still jamming at Deep Dope's recording studio. We fond out that Todoroki-san and Yaoyozuru-san are secretly engaged. What a development! And ah... Kaminari and Uraraka san are asleep with a food coma. That's all folks. I hope you enjoyed the UA dating game! Who will be our next challengers? Come back next week for more sweet looouve~
These are your hosts, Gentle and La Brava, signing out. Bye Bye!
Bye bye~
IN THE END, OJIRO AND HAGAKURE GOT A MODELING CONTRACT.