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I love you, Bitch

Summary:

Local DJ Serenades His Boyfriend During Class: What Happens Next May Shock You

Notes:

I wrote something short, dumb, and gay for my pal Agi who is also a small fool gay that I love very much!

I LOVE YOU, BITCH

 

I AIN'T NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU, B I T C H

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It was supposed to be a normal day in class. Shouta’s students were supposed to take their tests while he sleeps at his desk. With any hope, the only thing out of the ordinary could be certain students getting more than a barely passing grade... Okay, that’s unfair, they do try. At the very least he hasn’t caught anyone cheating in ages. Hopefully, that would still be the norm.

But today can’t be normal. Not because of his students, those still working on the test were all working away and the rest were either doing other work or... Whatever they were doing, Shouta doesn’t really care as long as they weren’t being disruptive. Out of the corner of his eye he sees the door opening and Hizashi walking in. He probably came to collect something, or maybe bother Shouta. Neither of these things were out of the ordinary, either.

But the strumming of a guitar caught his attention. They didn’t have a particular melody, it was like it was in the hands of someone inexperienced with this instrument and was just testing the sounds it could make. He looks up to find the instrument in his hands and a dorky grin on his face. Oh no...

“Shoutaaaa!” The blonde proclaims loudly to Shouta’s whole fucking class, who at this point have put their attention on their other teacher rather than their work. He’d bet anything that at least three of them are already recording this. Then the strumming happens again and nobody is prepared when the obnoxious shithead that was his boyfriend continued in the worst way possible.

“I love you, bitch!” Another random sound from the guitar. Where did he even get that? “I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, bitch !”

He stands up and approaches the man with the guitar in his hands. He knows that he’s glaring holes into Hizashi’s face, but of course, the bastard was unaffected by any intimidating expressions he could’ve made. He almost looked apprehensive as Shouta grabbed the front of his jacket, but for the most part he was still triumphant... God, he hates this stupid, cheeky, adorable grin plastered on his face.

All he could really do was sigh in exasperation and start pushing him back into the hallway. “I love you too, but I’m going to kill you.”

“Worth it!”

No the fuck it’s not .”