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[July 16th, 11:20 AM]
Sonic: pros and cons of sitting outside doing nothing but vibing for hours
Sonic: pros, i like nature
Sonic: cons, allergies
Joker: no way same
Joker: allergies suck ass
Dark Pit: for once i agree with you
Sora: ＿|￣|○ allergies,,,
Kirby: ( T_T)＼(^-^ )
Sonic: is that directed at all of us kirbs
Kirby: ( ﾟヮﾟ)👍
Sonic: ty bud
Joker: my allergy meds still haven't kicked in i'm about to lose all remaining sanity and start climbing the walls
Joker: i need enrichment in my enclosure
Cloud: which of you madmen know who was the last one to use the training room
Dark Pit: do any of us look like we would
Joker: what happened chief spill the tea now pretty please
Cloud: [07162023112848.png]
Joker: sweet mother of satan himself what the fuck
Dark Pit: this looks like a murder scene
Dark Pit: is there a body anywhere that'd be wild
Cloud: THANKFULLY NOT
Robin: It looks like Chrom and Lucina used it and then Grima himself resurrected and tore it apart. What the hell.
Lucina: Well, you see...
Robin: Lucina how close am I. How accurate of a summary was that.
Lucina: Replace Grima with Ridley and a little shadow creature.
Sora: oh that's why i woke up hanging off the ceiling earlier!
Joker: ex-fucking-cuse me, what?????
Sora: it is a very long story but basically i'm not allowed to use limit forms in fights because the hands thought it'd be cheating a bit.
Sora: and because of the anti form thing. that too
Cloud: the WHAT
Sora: (・・;)
Sora: ε≡≡ﾍ( ´Д`)ﾉ
Cloud: we are NOT done talking about this.
Cloud: YOU WORRY ME, CHILD.
Mario: Oh dear.
Lucina: We are terribly sorry about this.
Mario: To be fair, the training room needed an update anyway.
Mario: If anything, you did us a favor by tearing down half of it already.
Lucina: You're welcome...?
Joker: can i help tear down the rest i have been resisting the maladaptive urge to rip apart drywall for about three days now and i don't think the unintentional sleep deprivation and obscene amounts of caffeine i've consumed have helped
Mario: Get at least eight hours of uninterrupted rest and sure!
Joker: deal see you all in eight hours
Sonic: who knew the promise of using the training room as a rage room would get him to sleep like a semi-normal person
Dark Pit: sometimes you just wanna smash shit
Dark Pit: on that note i wanna break that one remaining window so bad
Dark Pit: it's just begging for me to smash it with a bat
Joker: not if i get there first
Sonic: theres actually two perfectly good windows to smash here guys
Dark Pit: okay fine joker gets one i get the other
Joker: nice i'm going to bed now
[July 16th, 7:35 PM]
Robin: Hey, random question, what the FUCK was that noise?
Joker: sorry that was me
Robin: What are you doing?!
Joker: breaking the training room window
Robin: Why?!?!
Joker: mario said i could help trash the training room if i got eight hours of uninterrupted sleep
Joker: which i did but i'm not gonna do it right now bc that'd be loud
Joker: so i'm satisfying the urge to by smashing this one window left standing
Robin: I. see. Carry on then.
Joker: will do chief
Joker: also i'm putting in a formal request for a proper rage room now nothing is more satisfying than the sound of glass breaking and i think doing that with a hammer or something would be really incredibly EXTREMELY fulfilling
Sonic: akira are you okay do you need to talk to someone
Joker: i am perfectly good why do you ask
Sonic: idk that just doesnt sound like someone doing well mentally
Joker: sorry the demons
Joker: also i just have too much fun breaking shit i want an excuse to do that unrestricted pretty please
Joker: also also listen man being the leader of a renowned group of thieves AND a high school student is stressful and sometimes i just REALLY wanna smash a chair on the ground and watch it splinter into a thousand pieces
Sonic: well you do you i suppose
Joker: hell yeah
Joker: anyways i am getting food and returning to my room now that i have done what i wanted to do byyyyyye
[July 17th, 7:19 AM]
Sonic: so what was that abt goin back to your room there bud
Sonic: [sora_n_aki_sleepy.png]
[July 17th, 8:00 AM]
Joker: hey, YOU try turning down sora when he asks you to play mario kart with him and then watch disney movies after
Joker: it was fun btw. how do you feel about me having more fun than you
Sonic: happy for you. keep havin fun buddy
Joker: ty sonic the hedgehog