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Supernatural Homosexuals

Chapter 12: CHAPTER 12

Summary:

Guess what
I'm alive

Notes:

Well isnt this a suprise
lol college has been kicking my fucking ass and ive taken up so many goddamn hobbies since I've last written so writing has been at the back of my mind. BUT this fic is really fun to write and honestly take too much time SO IT CONTINUES

Chapter Text

Edward: Eh yo

Edward: Who’s listening to maneskin

Edward: I can hear you

 

Attac: You bloodsuckers and your freak senses

 

Bella: I am

Bella: I’m trying to learn the drum parts

Bella: Its hard as hell let me tell you

 

Edward: MHM

Edward: Drummer Mark

Edward: A concept I did not know I needed.

 

Pound puppy: Drums are loud af my guy

 

Edward: And?

 

Pound puppy: Okie

 

Glup glup: Jaemin where in the hell are you?

 

Dead meat: You know

Dead meat: Around

 

Glup glup: What does that mean

Glup glup: What is happening

 

Rock: I’m scared

 

Dead meat: Oh for gods sake

Dead meat: I have a surprise

 

Rock: What does this surprise entail

 

Dead meat: You shall see

 

Glup glup: Well now I’m scared

 

Attac: I want to see the surprise

 

Rock: Me and Renjun are hanging out in my backyard

 

Attac: Ew I’m not third wheeling

Attac: Actually isn’t it fourth wheeling

Attac: Whatever

Attac: I’m not going to watch you two make out

 

Dead meat: You’re kissing without me?

 

Glup glup: Well you’re not here

Glup glup: What do you expect

 

Pound puppy: I’ll come with

 

Edward: I’m going to watch Mark play drums

 

Attac: Already then lover boy

 

Edward: U wish parrot

 

Dead meat: Ok I’m coming

Dead meat: Try to not freak out too much

Dead meat: I don’t want my neighbors to call the police

 

Rock: Ok now I’m really scared

 

Dead meat: Remember no screaming ok

 

Glup glup: FUC

Glup glup: JESUS FUCK

 

Rock: mhm

 

Glup glup: HIM

Glup glup: A STUD

Glup glup: A STAR

Glup glup: A TRUE BEAUTY

Glup glup: NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE HIM FOLKS

 

Rock: Mhmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Glup glup: THE HEAVENS HAVE SENT A GIFT

 

Bella: What is happening

 

Attac: Jaemin got an eyebrow piercing

Attac: And these two are literally drooling

Attac: Like there’s drool on the ground

Attac: I think Jenos melting

 

Pound puppy: This is both cute and absolutely disgusting

 

Dead meat Well at least I know it looks good

 

Attac: U could literally dress in a paper bag

Attac: And they would still look at you like you strung the stars or smth

 

Dead meat: Whatever

Dead meat: Got a cheat for healing piercings

Dead meat: Become a vamp

 

Edward: Hmmmmmmmmm

 

Bella: Donghyuck where are you going

 

Edward: I’m making bad decisions

 

Dead meat: Well one of my neighbors called the police

 

Attac: Well you three have your little love pile

Attac: Me and Jisung are going to get ice cream

 

Rock: mhm

 

Attac: Yall are disgusting

 

 

Private chat between Attac and Edward

Attac: Hey uh

Attac: I just saw you rush into a tattoo and piercing parlor

 

Edward: You didn’t see anything

 

Attac: My memory has been wiped

 

 

Supernatural Homosexuals

 

Pound puppy: I’m absolutely chowing down some cotton candy ice cream

 

Attac: Can vampires eat ice cream

Attac: Like if you melt it and suck it up with ur teeth

 

Dead meat: My whole body just shuddered

Dead meat: We can eat liquidy things

Dead meat: And no I’m not sucking up melted ice cream

 

Pound puppy: Do you think there’s an aquarium big enough for a blue whale

Pound puppy: Can you build one that big?

 

Glup glup: What the fuck are you two eating

Glup glup: Weed?

 

Attac: Can vampires get high?

Attac: Cause I mean they have no blood flow

 

Glup glup: Jesus fucking christ

Glup glup: I hate you two

 

Edward: I have returned

 

Bella: Where even were you

Bella: I’m still in the band room

 

Edward: Okie dokie

 

Bella: I got ch

 

Glup glup: What happened to the man

 

Edward: He broke his drumstick

Edward: He is now currently crying

Edward: He is now hugging my head

 

Dead meat: What did you do?

 

Edward: I got a labret piercing

 

Edward: And it’s the best thing I will ever see in my mortal life

 

Dead meat: Dang

Dead meat: We gonna look so badass

 

Pound puppy: Maybe I should get my nose pierced?

 

Attac: Lets think about this a second

 

Pound puppy: I don’t think

Pound puppy: I do

 

 

Nonhuman squad

 

Attac: Maniacally screaming crying throwing up ripping out hair chewing down nails ripping off cuticle skin sobbing hysterically scratching biting jumping out of a building punching kicking hissing slapping yelling shrieking cursing tearing up

 

 

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