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Edward: Eh yo
Edward: Who’s listening to maneskin
Edward: I can hear you
Attac: You bloodsuckers and your freak senses
Bella: I am
Bella: I’m trying to learn the drum parts
Bella: Its hard as hell let me tell you
Edward: MHM
Edward: Drummer Mark
Edward: A concept I did not know I needed.
Pound puppy: Drums are loud af my guy
Edward: And?
Pound puppy: Okie
Glup glup: Jaemin where in the hell are you?
Dead meat: You know
Dead meat: Around
Glup glup: What does that mean
Glup glup: What is happening
Rock: I’m scared
Dead meat: Oh for gods sake
Dead meat: I have a surprise
Rock: What does this surprise entail
Dead meat: You shall see
Glup glup: Well now I’m scared
Attac: I want to see the surprise
Rock: Me and Renjun are hanging out in my backyard
Attac: Ew I’m not third wheeling
Attac: Actually isn’t it fourth wheeling
Attac: Whatever
Attac: I’m not going to watch you two make out
Dead meat: You’re kissing without me?
Glup glup: Well you’re not here
Glup glup: What do you expect
Pound puppy: I’ll come with
Edward: I’m going to watch Mark play drums
Attac: Already then lover boy
Edward: U wish parrot
Dead meat: Ok I’m coming
Dead meat: Try to not freak out too much
Dead meat: I don’t want my neighbors to call the police
Rock: Ok now I’m really scared
Dead meat: Remember no screaming ok
Glup glup: FUC
Glup glup: JESUS FUCK
Rock: mhm
Glup glup: HIM
Glup glup: A STUD
Glup glup: A STAR
Glup glup: A TRUE BEAUTY
Glup glup: NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE HIM FOLKS
Rock: Mhmmmmmmmmmmmm
Glup glup: THE HEAVENS HAVE SENT A GIFT
Bella: What is happening
Attac: Jaemin got an eyebrow piercing
Attac: And these two are literally drooling
Attac: Like there’s drool on the ground
Attac: I think Jenos melting
Pound puppy: This is both cute and absolutely disgusting
Dead meat Well at least I know it looks good
Attac: U could literally dress in a paper bag
Attac: And they would still look at you like you strung the stars or smth
Dead meat: Whatever
Dead meat: Got a cheat for healing piercings
Dead meat: Become a vamp
Edward: Hmmmmmmmmm
Bella: Donghyuck where are you going
Edward: I’m making bad decisions
Dead meat: Well one of my neighbors called the police
Attac: Well you three have your little love pile
Attac: Me and Jisung are going to get ice cream
Rock: mhm
Attac: Yall are disgusting
Private chat between Attac and Edward
Attac: Hey uh
Attac: I just saw you rush into a tattoo and piercing parlor
Edward: You didn’t see anything
Attac: My memory has been wiped
Supernatural Homosexuals
Pound puppy: I’m absolutely chowing down some cotton candy ice cream
Attac: Can vampires eat ice cream
Attac: Like if you melt it and suck it up with ur teeth
Dead meat: My whole body just shuddered
Dead meat: We can eat liquidy things
Dead meat: And no I’m not sucking up melted ice cream
Pound puppy: Do you think there’s an aquarium big enough for a blue whale
Pound puppy: Can you build one that big?
Glup glup: What the fuck are you two eating
Glup glup: Weed?
Attac: Can vampires get high?
Attac: Cause I mean they have no blood flow
Glup glup: Jesus fucking christ
Glup glup: I hate you two
Edward: I have returned
Bella: Where even were you
Bella: I’m still in the band room
Edward: Okie dokie
Bella: I got ch
Glup glup: What happened to the man
Edward: He broke his drumstick
Edward: He is now currently crying
Edward: He is now hugging my head
Dead meat: What did you do?
Edward: I got a labret piercing
Edward: And it’s the best thing I will ever see in my mortal life
Dead meat: Dang
Dead meat: We gonna look so badass
Pound puppy: Maybe I should get my nose pierced?
Attac: Lets think about this a second
Pound puppy: I don’t think
Pound puppy: I do
Nonhuman squad
Attac: Maniacally screaming crying throwing up ripping out hair chewing down nails ripping off cuticle skin sobbing hysterically scratching biting jumping out of a building punching kicking hissing slapping yelling shrieking cursing tearing up