Chapter Text
Morgana: Speaking of Akechi he has been acting weird…
Ryuji Sakamoto: dude he is always weird wtf do you mean
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: and since when does that bitch have a pancake fetish?
Ryuji Sakamoto: yeah bro that is seriously like the weirdest shit. How does that work? Does he like shove pancakes up his ass or smth
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: Probably or like he sees a pancake covered in syrup and goes “MMMmMmmm yes” and like adds his own syrup
Ryuji Sakamoto: bro how hard do you think pancakes make him. do you think that like different types make a difference? maybe chocolate chip make him like really turned on
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: @Goro Akechi get your questionable ass online so i can interrogate you like sae interrogated my fucking hot ass
Morgana: ...Please don’t answer that. Anyways, he is acting strange… maybe he is scheming something?
Ryuji Sakamoto: BRO DO YOU THINK HE IS SCHEMING TO LIKE HAVE A PANCAKE ORGY
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. WE NEED TO STOP THIS MAD MAN AND TA KE HIS HEART
Ryuji Sakamoto: BRO WE NEED TO HAVE A STRATEGY MEETING FOR THIS. WHAT IF HE USES BLUEBERRY PANCAKES. WHAT IF HE MAKES US EAT HIS SPECIAL SYRUP BROOOOOOOOO
Morgana: IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS I WILL BLOCK YOU BOTH
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: THEN YOU CAN’T TELL ME TO GO TO BED H A
Morgana: GODDAMNIT REN
Ryuji Sakamoto: BRO WE NEED TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT TO STOP HIM. ALSO TO PISS OFF MORGANA. MOSTLY TO STOP AKECHI THOUGH
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: my place? ;))))
Morgana: what the fuck Ren
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: i was just thinking along with stopping akechi…
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: we could…
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: do something REAL wet…
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: by watering my succulents! :)
Ryuji Sakamoto: We could also train together and get all hot and sweaty! Great idea bro!
Ryuji Sakamoto: I dont know wtf morgana was thinking though
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: he was probably thinking i had akechi’s pancake fetish and wanted to cook them with you :(
Morgana: you know what you did. Im not leaving you two alone after that ren. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: :) i have access to the knives. :)))
Morgana: I would rather die than have sleeping ruined. Sleeping is my only joy in life.
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: OKAY but BOYS. Ryuji in particular.
Ryuji Sakamoto: bro wtf are you guys talking about. Does morgana think we will like hold hands or smth?
Morgana: I don’t care about that. YOU WILL NOT RUIN SLEEP. I will risk my life for sleep
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best has changed Morgana to Sleeping Fetish
Sleeping Fetish: Excuse me?????
Ryuji Sakamoto: bro wait i have an even better idea
Ryuji Sakamoto has changed Sleeping Fetish to stricter than my real parents
Ryuji Sakamoto: bro do you get it? pretty clever right bro
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: morgana is hissing rn
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: also when have your parents been strict? Did i just get amnesia again
Ryuji Sakamoto: when i failed my exams obviusly… bro did you not know that??? BRO HOW COULD YOU
stricter than my real parents: Ryuji I will literally force you to study. Just because you are phantom thief doesn’t mean you are excused from school.
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: since when did makoto come online lmao
Ryuji Sakamoto: true bro… also thanks for proving my point lol
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: Ryuji needs to have a special name
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: change your name B R O
stricter than my real parents: May I? I do want revenge.
Ryuji Sakamoto: go ahead bro i doubt you could even surprise me
stricter than my real parents has changed Ryuji Sakamoto to FUCK ADULTS
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: omg accurate
FUCK ADULTS: bro is that supposed to be offense. I will literally go into a crowd and scream fuck adults if i feel like it
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: Please do
FUCK ADULTS: only if you come with me bro
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: of course anything for my bro friend bro
FUCK ADULTS: i just went next to the crowded road and screamed fuck adults… i think someone recorded and uploaded it to youtube
FUCK ADULTS: BRO I DONT WANT TO BE A MEME
FUCK ADULTS: I DONT WANT TO BE KNOWN FOR THIS HELP ME MY BROFECT BROIEST BRO FRIEND BRO
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: Morganan do I have your amazing permission to go fuck a bitch up
stricter than my real parents: ...Only If I get to see it. But don’t get the video deleted. He needs to learn to grow up and deal with the consequences of his actions
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: Okay I put cereal in the toilet and replaced the water with milk love you Morganana
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best has gone offline
stricter than my real parents: i feel as if im taking care of a toddler. What has become of my life
FUCK ADULTS: im gonna go hide in the closet now
stricter than my real parents: goddamnit ryuji why wont you COME OUT OF THE CLOSET
FUCK ADULTS has gone offline
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best has come online
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: wait
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: damn it
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: no gay morganana?
stricter than my real parents: ...he wont do it. Tell him to come out already ren.
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: I have something Very Important™ to do first
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: since akechi has been acting...sketchy.
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: or should i say
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best has changed Goro Akechi to Asketchy
Asketchy has come online
FUCK ADULTS has come online
FUCK ADULTS: bro wtf i dont get it
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: go on a date with me bitch >:(
FUCK ADULTS: a bro date?
stricter than my real parents: …
stricter than my real parents: are you that fucking stupid ryuji. Do you only speak in bros.
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: @FUCK ADULTS BE MY GODDAMNED BOYFRIEND YOU STUPID ASS DORK I LOVE yOu
FUCK ADULTS: your brofriend?
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: NO MY BOYFRIEND
FUCK ADULTS: bro how about we settle. we say we are dating but we say brofriend instead.
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: yes my endearing bro
FUCK ADULTS: bro now we need to go on the ultimate bro date. working out suuuuper hard like a bro work out. then we get bro burgers. BROOOOOO
stricter than my real parents: if you say bro one more time i will steal your heart myself
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: you can’t i already did that ;)
FUCK ADULTS: but i haven’t undergone a change of heart bro
stricter than my real parents has voted to kick FUCK ADULTS
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: Wait no don’t make our love forbidden like Romeo and Juliet
Asketchy has voted to kick FUCK ADULTS
FUCK ADULTS: BRO WTF I DONT GET IT
FUCK ADULTS: I JUST WANT TO BE WITH MY BROFRIEND AND GO ON THE BROEST BRODATES TWO BROS HAVE EVER GONE ON
Asketchy: We just want you to talk like a normal human being for once.
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: ryuji is special okay
FUCK ADULTS: but bro… i dont understand what i did bro. Am i talking in like the least broiest and manly way bro? Brooooo help me bro
Asketchy: if that’s the least then i don’t want to see the most
stricter than my real parents: i vote to ban the word bro from the chat.
FUCK ADULTS: BROOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU THAT IS SO UNMANLY AND SO UNBRO LIKE. BRO WTF BRO
Asketchy: i mean both you and Ren have dressed up as girls.
Asketchy: I think you have problems with your masculinity, though, bro.
FUCK ADULTS: THAT WAS FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT OK BRO
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: damn for a school project i got to step on akechi’s akrotch?
FUCK ADULTS: BRO SHUT UP I DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW I STEAL ANN’S CLOTHES TO CROSSDRESS
Asketchy: Ryuji
stricter than my real parents: Ryuji.
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: ryuji.
FUCK ADULTS: what is it bros
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: you fucking moron
FUCK ADULTS: i dont understand
stricter than my real parents: Lady Ann is going to kill you…
Asketchy: You admitted it yourself
FUCK ADULTS: bro what are you talking about i didnt admit anything
FUCK ADULTS: wait
FUCK ADULTS: …
FUCK ADULTS: BRO IS THIS FOR REAL
Asketchy: @I COULD KILL YOU WITH THESE HEELS
FUCK ADULTS: HOW DARE YOU BETRAY A FELLOW BRO BROOOOO
Asketchy: Bro, I’m not your bro.
Asketchy: go eat ren’s dick
FUCK ADULTS: I ALWAYS CONSIDERED YOU A BRO… A SKETCHY BRO BUT A BRO NONETHELESS … AND NOW YOU BETRAY ME BRO… THAT IS SO UNMANLY BRO
I COULD KILL YOU WITH THESE HEELS has come online
Makoto Niijima has come online
Haru Okumura has come online
Asketchy: All these people want you to eat Ren’s dick
gremlin memelord has come online
gremlin memelord: WHOEVER IS ABOUT TO EAT MY BOY REN’S DICK PLEASE PUT ON YOUR DICK-EATING GLOVES
Questionable Art has come online
Questionable Art: Should I make a painting depicting him with his dick eating gloves as he does this?
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: yes i will give you all my heart, soul, money, and body if you do this
Questionable Art: I shall get my supplies at once.
I COULD KILL YOU WITH THESE GLOVES: Congrats on scoring a bf and some dick ryuji, BUT THAT IS WHERE MY CLOTHES HAVE BEEN DISAPPEARING TOO. YOU OWE ME THE MONEY FOR ALL OF THOSE.
FUCK ADULTS: but
Makoto Niijima: ...I
Makoto Niijima: Please if you do do… that… ryuji do not share any info of it.
gremlin memelord: Please share it. Makoto consumes yaoi on the daily.
Makoto Niijima: how dare you disclose my personal searches.
gremlin memelord: holy i was right
I COULD KILL YOU WITH THESE HEELS: makoto why
Questionable Art: Please videochat it in this chat for all of us to see.
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: local lesbian loves dick along with her study sessions with her girlf
Makoto Niijima: At Least it’s better than having pancake orgies.
Asketchy: By the way, everyone here is invited to the one this weekend.
Questionable Art: I will attend, I have always wanted to paint a beautiful masterpiece of pancakes in the ass
Questionable Art: It is inspiring… the beauty of it… THE BEAUTY OF ART! IT PERFECTLY CAPTURES MY ARTISTIC VISION!
Asketchy: Hey guys update on the orgy it’s been canceled
Questionable Art: WHY MUST YOU RUIN MY VISION
FUCK ADULTS: BRO
FUCK ADULTS: BRO I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING SUPER IMPORTANT
FUCK ADULTS: HARU AND MAKOTO DONT HAVE NICKNAMES YET
gremlin memelord: BY THE ORDER OF THE MEME COURT
gremlin memelord:
I DEMAND THAT HARU OKUMURA AND MAKOTO NIIJIMA GET THE MEMIEST NAMES ACCORDING TO MAN
gremlin memelord: FAILURE TO DO SO HAS TO EITHER WATCH ASKETCHY JACK OFF TO PANCAKES OR HELP RYUJI EAT REN’S MASSIVE DICK
I CAN KILL YOU WITH THESE HEELS has changed Makoto Niijima to Serial Studier
Serial Studier: ...I don’t study that much.
I COULD KILL YOU WITH THESE HEELS: Would you rather have watched Akechi jack off to pancakes.
Haru Okumura: ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;
Serial Studier: ...True. Now we must save Haru from that terrible fate.
Serial Studier has changed Haru Okumura to best girl yandere
best girl yandere: i don’t get it but thank you mako-chan!!
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: more accurate than akechi and morganana’s names combined
FUCK ADULTS: i dont get it either bro
Serial Studier: You don’t need to know…
Asketchy: How do you not know?
stricter than my real parents: ...Futaba save me i don’t want to watch ryuji eat ren’s dick
gremlin memelord: from what
stricter than my real parents: im not allowed downstairs in the coffee shop. I have nowhere else to go
gremlin memelord: Wanna team up with me in lol?
stricter than my real parents: if it will free me from this hell…
Serial Studier: ...How will Morgana play with paws
gremlin memelord: You have never seen keyboard cat, have you
Questionable Art: Is this one of the online ‘memes’ i have heard much about
Serial Studier: No, my sister doesn’t allow me to watch online videos, saying they will distract me from my studies.
gremlin memelord has left the chat
Questionable Art has added gremlin memelord to the chat
Questionable Art: Please educate me in the complex world of memes… what is this ‘despacito’ i have heard much about. What is a ‘vine’? I want to understand all forms of art including memes
gremlin memelord: get your stinky ass away from my memes Nudeman
Questionable Art: I have just listened to Despacito… this is the most beautiful song I have ever heard. This is the purest art form I have seen! PRAISE DESPACITO!
gremlin memelord: I’m actually scared
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: Yusuke stop
Questionable Art: But the artist quality of this song! It is so beautiful! And the video!
FUCK ADULTS: bro what is despacito.it sounds sick and suuuper manly
gremlin memelord: Guys stop don’t do this
FUCK ADULTS: ...bro nevermind its in another language i dont understand
Questionable Art: How do you not see the beauty in this?!
Asketchy, gremlin memelord, and since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best have left the chat.
Serial Studier has added Asketchy, gremlin memelord, and since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best to the chat
Serial Studier: ...Mishima won’t stop crying and whining to me
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: ...wait shit where is mishima?
FUCK ADULTS: BROFRIEND DID YOU FORGET THESE DICKS KICKED HIM
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: I WASN’T ONLINE
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
stricter than my real parents: Ren he isn’t a phantom thief. Also Futaba please hurry up Ryuji is almost here I DONT WANNA DIE
FUCK ADULTS: WELL YOU ARENT A HUMAN AND YOU ARE IN THE GROUP CHAT
gremlin memelord: nyooming over there now, don’t drown in their white sauce yet morgana
stricter than my real parents: I’ll try
FUCK ADULTS: YOU CANT CHANGE THE SUBJECT. THIS IS BS THAT YOU KICKED HIM. HE IS AN AMAZING BRO
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best has added Yuuki Mishima to the chat.
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: Welcome back the purest boy
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best: but you must be initiated first
since u don’t have a pancake fetish ur not the best has changed Yuuki Mishima to Borderline Stalker
Borderline Stalker: i’m crying right now i love you gys,,,
Serial Studier: ...Guys Mishima just fainted from happiness and I called 911