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Chapter 2: Oh wait shonics supposed to be in here

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Shonic was a little upset. Ok, maybe more than a little. He could pinpoint why, but he just didn’t care to think about it too much. He scowled briefly. The card meant nothing, right? He sat up off of the couch, ready to meme away his troubles. Maybe post more subliminal loli pictures in Chino’s room. Yeah, that.

 

He quickly dragged his feet up the stairs, ready to unleash meme hell on anyone who dare tried to stop him. As he did so, he thought over his feelings for Cosmic. He hasn’t known her for long, but she was definitely cool: She didn’t take bullshit from anybody, but could be so cute sometimes. Her knowledge in the rich history of the internet was definitely interesting as well. He loves her, and has jokingly told her on several occasions, but would never seriously admit it. He sighed and trudged onward.

 

He crouched down and hugged the wall for no reason in particular and slinked into his room, ready to grab stack of random lolis and hide them all over Chino’s room to make him paranoid. He paused though when he heard a high-pitched whine from the other side of the wall. Is Cosmic having a nightmare? He then heard a shuffling of sorts, followed by a drawn-out moan. His mind definitely went to some dark places pretty quick, but he quickly brushed those thoughts aside out of concern for her. He put the stack of lewds away and quickly shuffled out of his room and on to their connected balcony. A louder moan stopped him in his tracks. Now those lewd thoughts of resurface, making it harder to concentrate on getting to the bottom of this. He crouched and hugged the wall closest to the glass door, parting the curtains slightly.

 

The unimaginable had become a painful reality in that cursed moment.

 

He could only stare wide-eyed and slack jawed as he watched Cosmic, his short-lived crush, bounce over and over on Chino’s cock. And the worst part about it was that she looked good while doing it too. Her arms desperately clutched at Chino’s back as he fucked her through his lustful haze, her drawn out moans and whimpers getting to him more than he’d like to admit.

 

He looked on and listened to what she was saying as well, and he wished he hadn’t. “Ahhh… nnh… more…” she moaned aloud, combinations of yes and deeper momentarily drawing him out of his haze to think about that one yeeper meme he had sent her earlier in the week. He didn’t hold onto that thought long though, as her language definitely devolved into obscenities cleary not meant for his ears. “Hah… do it harder Chino… just like you - ah - meant to in that card!”

 

He didn’t know what to feel at this point anymore. Shame. Betrayal. Rejection. Excitement. And despite all of this, arousal . He couldn’t help it— the scene before him was definitely hot, showing off a side of Cosmic he didn’t know existed. It didn’t help that Chino was trying to keep her dirty mouth quiet, swiftly grabbing his copy of Persona 5 Dancing Star Night in order to shove the case into her mouth, her muffled moans somehow even more arousing than before. His dick was already painfully hard from this unintended voyeurism, but dammit he’s already had his fair share of shame so he might as well plunge into hell. He tuned out Chino’s rapid panting and moaning, and decided to focus on Cosmic as spat into his hand and grabbed his cock in his shorts. It wasn’t the best, but he’s out of options.

 

As he began to pump himself, with an audible crack and a visible wince he could now see that Cosmic was biting pretty hard into the box, and it seemed like she was trying to hold back. He bit back a groan at the thought of being in Chino’s place, teaching her a lesson. Damn him. She was getting close, her body was trembling as Chino finally let her mouth be free from the emergency gag. Unfortunately, Shonic wasn’t going to last long either— her incoherent, higher-pitched cries of pleasure not falling deaf on his ears. Chino wasn’t faring much better, his aimless thrusts becoming more and more sporadic.

 

Subtlety was all but out the window now. Chino, returning the favor from earlier, bit down on her neck harshly to muffle his moan as he released inside of her. This unexpected gesture pushed her over the edge, nearly screaming as she clung onto the dick spilling hot seed deep into her. Shonic finished into his hand, quickly sneaking back to his bedroom to forget that this ever fucking happened. It’s probably for the best.

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