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Theo dodged backwards as Liam swung half-heartedly at him, stumbling into one of the supply rooms as the fighting continued across the hanger bay floor. Liam shut the door behind them and smirked. Theo tilted his head on one side, questioningly. “I wouldn’t feel so cocky, werewolf!”
“You just backed yourself into a corner.”
“How do you know this wasn’t part of a plan?” Theo failed to duck, and Liam’s claws shredded through his body armor from shoulder to waist, grazing along his skin. “Woah, close!”
“I’m going to get closer!” Liam snarled and jabbed forward, one of his attacks glancing off Theo’s shoulders while his other hand grabbed the torn fabric and pulled it sideways, revealing more of the chimera’s smooth chest. “Gah!” The werewolf struck out, his claws dragging along Theo’s thigh, cutting the strangely flimsy material apart. Theo hadn’t retaliated yet, it was almost as though he wanted Liam to rip his clothes off. “What are you doing?!”
“You said you were going to give me a real inspection!” Theo grinned as the armor tore apart under his scrabbling fingers, bulging dick slipping out into full view. “I’m not surrendering though!” Liam’s eyes were locked on his crotch and Theo used the distraction to dive at the werewolf, his claws carefully pointed inwards to avoid cutting Liam’s chest as Theo ripped open his tight bodysuit, revealing the werewolf’s muscular chest and erect nipples. “Hah!”
“You try wearing latex armor and not get hard!” Liam snapped before flushing, as though he had forgotten where he was and who he was meant to be fighting. “Err, I mean, you’ll pay for that!”
“You’ll have to catch me first!” Theo grinned, dancing backwards and ripping off the rest of his armor, leaving his smooth, tanned body in just combat boots, socks, and snug-fitting briefs. He grabbed a nearby barrel and poured the contents over himself, a thick waterfall of mineral oil falling over his face and body. Theo smirked and spread the oil all across his arms and chest, ensuring that the surface of his bulging briefs was also covered in the slippery substance. “Good luck getting a hold on me now!”
“We’ll see! Two can play at that game!” Liam glared at him, but mirrored Theo and stripped down to his straining trunks. He grabbed an identical barrel as Theo watched him with that stupid smirk, Liam gasping as the mineral oil drenched his body and got into his eyes. “Fuck!”
“If I was a good guy, I wouldn’t use your lack of sight to gain the upper hand.” Theo said as he admired Liam’s hunky, slicked up torso. “Thankfully, I’m a supervillain, so I can do this!” He lunged forwards and knocked Liam onto the floor, sliding around on top of him as he struggled to get a grip on slippery skin. Liam was fighting him back, but it wasn’t enough and soon Theo had him flat on his back, the chimera pressing in between his legs and pushing his arms back to the floor.
“No! You’ll never take me alive!” Liam cried out, his wails of protest turning into moans as Theo ground heavily against him, their oiled-up skin creating a near frictionless surface for them both to press their raging hard-ons back and forth against defined abs and slick cotton. “Ugh! Oh! Ooooh!”
“How about I just take you right here instead?!”
“Liam, we need to-oh!” Mason cut himself off as he kicked open the door to the supply room, seeing Liam and Theo locked in mortal combat, rolling around on the floor. He frowned as he realized their almost completely naked bodies were covered in a shiny liquid and they were less fighting and more frotting against each other. This was borne out by the lust and passion-filled moans that rent the air, louder than the gun shots and explosions behind him. Mason opened his mouth to intervene when the device in his hand began beeping rapidly. “No! I thought I had more time. Damn you two and your overwhelming lust!”
He backed out of the room as the sounds of their pleasure intensified and Mason hurried across the hanger bay towards the entrance he had observed Theo coming from. The pitched battle between The Evil Eye’s clones and robots, and the World Government’s security teams was not going well, Mason could see their forces being driven backwards. But he pushed the thoughts from his mind, making his way down the long corridor towards the elevator at the other end. Mason froze as he heard a buzzing sound from overhead and he looked up slowly to see a bright-red laser beam scything towards him. “Oh, no! Not a laser defense grid!”
Corey gazed down into the weapon chamber from his position in the control tower. The STD was minutes away from firing, the hum loud enough to rattle the reinforced glass and make the stationary bounce up and down on the nearby tables. He could see a faint purple blaze near the tip of the firing nozzle and was about to remark on it to Jordan who was standing next to him when the elevator chimed behind them. “What the hell?”
Mason staggered out of the elevator, his expression faintly dazed and clothes scored with dozens of scorch marks. He held up a gun unsteadily. “Freeze in the…name of the…World Government!”
“Hmm, I’m guessing someone forgot to set the laser defense grid to lethal after that last reset.” Corey murmured. “Never mind, you’re out-numbered, Mason Hewitt! Surrender!”
“Never!” Mason countered, firing off a burst and rolling out of the way, hiding behind the entrance to the control tower. The bullets had bounced off the glass and caused the Hellhound and chimera to duck. “I’m gonna stop you!”
“Not likely!” Corey growled, typing rapidly on the nearby terminal and hitting the return key with a flourish. There was a roar of grinding machinery that deafened them all as Corey and Jordan looked up at the roof of the STD weapon chamber, seeing a cascade of lava being diverted by shimmering energy fields as it fell down from the surface, the massive blast doors opening up the chamber to the sky. The lightning storm that normally surrounded the mountain lair had been switched off by Stiles to allow for the STD to be raised up to firing height. “It’s too late, Mason, you’ll never stop us now!”
“No!” Mason charged the control room, spraying it with gunfire. He slid to a halt when he saw his bullets being vaporized in front of him, the heat from the Hellhound causing them to be immolated. Mason gasped and staggered backwards as he felt his clothes igniting in the face of such overwhelming temperatures and dropping off him. “Wha…What are you doing?!”
“You do know the saying, ‘if you can’t beat them, join them’, right?” Corey smirked as he advanced alongside Jordan. “This is your opportunity to join us. We could have use for someone with a brilliant mind such as yours. And we’ll be cloning a lot of hotties too-Theo’s idea- so you can use that twinky body as well!”
“But you’re going to blow up the moon, there’ll be nothing left! Never mind anyone left to fuck!” Mason protested as the heat lessened and he was left standing in his briefs. He could see on the bank of monitors above them that the weapon had been locked into its final targeting position, tendrils of energy cracking off the STD. “You’ll destroy the world!”
“Only the surface world.” Corey shrugged. “We have vaults and bunkers and a whole underwater city! All paid for by the World Government to the Evil Eye’s many front companies.”
“What? No,” Mason shook his head, “You’re just trying to distract me like Theo is doing to Liam while the weapon fires, I won’t…” He trailed off as Jordan stopped glowing so much and Mason could get an eyeful of the Hellhound’s muscular body. “Um, uh, maybe-no, I have a mission!”
“Too late.” Corey grinned as a high-pitched wail filled the control tower and the images on the screens above them showed the STD firing a blazing beam of purple energy into the sky. “You cannot stop The Eeeevil Eye!”
Theo pushed Liam into the nearby conference room, seeking the big table to ravish him on instead of the hard concrete of the storage room floor. He broke off their frantic make out session as he and Liam both looked out the window. The rumbling noises that had shaken the complex had passed, but the sky had turned an angry purple and seared bluish red. The two of them climbed off the table and wandered over to the floor-to-ceiling windows, staring up at the barely visible Moon. There was a sudden, bright light and the surface of the Moon became visibly molten and cracked. “Fuck, he did it.”
“Oh, no!” Liam cried out. “He did it!”
“I think that means you lose.” Theo smirked at him, “And we win!”
“We’re all doomed, you idiot!”
“Then is there any better moment to experience chimera cock for the first time?!” Theo grinned at Liam as the werewolf sagged and then nodded. “Alright!” He pulled Liam back into a crushing kiss and they continued to make out, even as the Moon exploded like a supernova overhead and asteroids began to fall like fireworks through the sky.