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Drakken created Group Chat.
Drakken:Mwhaha!
Drakken:Shego!
Drakken:What do you think of my brilliant plan!?
Drakken:Shego?
Drakken:Shego!
Drakken:...
Drakken:Oh right.
Drakken:I have to add her first.
Drakken added Sheila Go to Group Chat.
Shelia Go entered Group Chat.
Drakken:Shego!
Drakken:What do you think!?
Sheila....
Sheila:What the fuck is this?
Sheila:And why is my chat name my government name!?!?
Sheila Go changed name to Shego.
Drakken:This ,my henchwoman, is my master plan!
Shego:What exactly is your master plan?
Drakken:I ,Dr.Drakken, will be adding all the major villians, plus Kim Possible and her sidekick, to this group chat so we plot to take over the world!
Drakken:Mwhahaha!
Shego:...
Shego:See I understand all the villians
Shego:But why Kimmie and the Buffoon?
Drakken:So we can gloat over our plans to her of course.
Drakken:Cause she thinks she's all that!
Drakken:But she's not!
Shego:Oh my god this is so gonna crash and burn
Shego:And I'm here to witness it all
Shego:This is going to be so good!
Shego:But before you add anybody else make me an admin
Drakken:Why?
Shego:Just do it blueboy
Drakken:Alright Shego.
Drakken has made Shego Admin
Drakken:Now to finally succeeded in taking over the world!
Drakken added Monty Fiske, Duff Killigan, Amy Hall, Señor Senior,Sr, Señor Senior,Jr, Sheldon Director, and Dick Clita To Group Chat.
Shego:Oh my God!
Shego:Dick Clita!
Shego:That's hilarious!
Dick Clita entered Group Chat
Dick Clita changed name to Dementor
Dementor:Zhat iz not funny!
Shego:Zhat iz very funny!
Monty Fiske entered Group Chat
Monty:What is this?
Shego: A horrible idea
Monty:...Drakken?
Shego:Drakken
Monty:Of Course.
Monty:And knowing Drakken I'm forced to be here.
Monty:So might as well...
Monty Fiske Changed Name to MonkeyFist
MonkeyFist:Much better.
Shego:Why didn't you separate Monkey and Fist?
MonkeyFist:Because then it would just show up as Monkey.
Amy Hall entered Group Chat.
MonkeyFist:Oh no.
Amy:Oh yes!
Amy:Hello everyone!
Amy:What is this we have here?
MonkeyFist:A group chat you idiot.
MonkeyFist:I swear you're as bad as Drakken.
Drakken:Hey!
Drakken:What is that supposed to mean!?
Shego:No
Shego:I've meet her
Shego:She is nowhere near as bad as Drakken
Amy:I know what it is silly!
Amy:I mean what is it for?
Drakken:Well to answer your question DNAmy this group chat was created so that we may plot our schemes together!
Drakken:Mwhaha!
Doctor Dementor:Zhat is actually a half zecent plan
Shego:Here's the punchline
Shego:He wants to add Kimmie and the Buffoon!
Doctor Dementor:...
Doctor Dementor:I zake zit back
MonkeyFist:Why would you want to add Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable to this group chat?
Drakken:To gloat of course!
Drakken:Now only if we had their numbers.
Shego:I got this
Shego added Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable.
Amy Hall changed name to DNAmy.
DNAmy:Why do you have their numbers Shego?
Shego:I'm the world's greatest theif
Shego:I can steal anything
Shego:Including phone numbers
DNAmy:Oh ok.
Kim Possible entered Group Chat.
Ron Stoppable entered Group Chat.
Kim:....
Ron:.....
MonkeyFist:Hello Kim and Buffoon.
Ron:GAHH!!!!
Ron:MONKEY!!!!
Ron Stoppable has gone idle.
Kim:He just threw his phone
Shego:Oh god!
Shego:please tell me u got that on tape
Wade:Don't worry I got it
Shego:...
MonkeyFist:....
DNAmy:....
Dementor:....
Drakken:WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!
Wade:I've been here from the start
Wade:Cause group chats are never a good idea
Shego:Well then send me the video
Wade:Already sent
Shego:Oh my god!
Shego:He's even triggered by the word Monkey
Kim:It was funny
Kim:So why are we here?
Drakken:This is my master plan!
Drakken:Mwhahahahaha!
Shego:Blueboy came up with the idea to create a villian group chat and add u and the Buffoon
Kim:First
Kim:That makes no sense
Kim:And second
Kim:Group chats never end well
Shego:I know
Shego:I'm here to watch it crash and burn
Shego:Hey
Shego:aren't u supposed to do something about this @Kim Possible
Kim:What am I supposed to do?
Kim:Say stop?
Shego:Good point
Kim:Really this is no different from Wade monitoring u guys
Kim:Now I just have a direct connection
Wade:She's right
Sheldon Director entered Group Chat.
Sheldon:...
Sheldon:Oh god
Sheldon Director changed name to Gemini.
Gemini:Someone pls add my sister
Wade:Why?
Gemini:Cause if I have to suffer through this
Gemini:So does she
Shego:Understandable
Wade:I got this
Wade added Elizabeth Director to Group Chat.
Elizabeth Director entered Group Chat.
Elizabeth:...
Elizabeth:Oh god
Shego:Who the fuck?
Elizabeth Director changed name to Dr.Director.
Shego:Oh ok
Shego:That makes so much sense
Dr.Director added Will Du
Kim:Why'd u add him?
Dr.Director:Cause if I have to suffer through this
Dr.Director:So does he
Dr.Director:What is this anyway?
Shego:Read up
Dr.Director:Ahh
Dr.Director:Mr.Lipsky
Dr.Director:Next time Ms Possible apprehends you
Dr.Director:Ms.Go will need an army to free you
Shego:Wait
Shego:You didn't say when GJ apprehends him
Dr.Director:Lets be honest Shego
Dr.Director:Kim does all the work for us
Dr.Director:Which I don't mind
Dr.Director:Cause then I get paid to push a bunch of agents around and keep some brainiacs entertained
Dr.Director:But really
Dr.Director:This is a bad idea
Dr.Director: I don't want another Will Dick incident
Dr.Director:@Will Du
Kim:Will Dick incident?
Will Du entered Group Chat.
Will:It was an accident!
Shego:Wait
Shego:What was an accident?
Dr.Director:Will Du sent a dick pic
Dr.Director:To the whole of Gj
Will:I said it was accident!
Shego:No
Kim:I'm glad u talked me out of joining GJ Dr.Director
Dr.Director:The worst part is
Dr.Director:He was trying to send it to me
Shego went idle.
Will:Why do you do this to me ma'am?
Dr.Director:I'm not required to be professional in a group chat
Dr.Director:So that means
Dr.Director changed name to Betty.
Betty:I can relax
Gemini:You have horrible luck when it comes to men sister
Betty:The fact that I have any luck with men is horrible.
Kim:I understand
She:Yeah so do I
Drakken:What do you mean?
Shego:I got this
Shego:
Betty:Lol
Betty:That's a classic
Betty:Good one Shego
Shego:Thank you
Shego:I do try
Will:With all due respect ma'am we should be doing something about this and not fraternising with the enemy.
Betty:What are we supposed to do with a group chat Will?
Betty:Tell them stop?
Will:Ma'am I've read up.
Will:They are planning on useing this group chat to plan thier schemes.
Betty:It's a group chat Will!
Betty:It'll crash and burn before they even use it for what is was intended for!
Kim:She's right
Shego:Yup
Dementor:I agree
Gemini:For once me and my sister can agree with something
DNAmy:She's absolutely right!
Drakken:My plan will work!
Ron Stoppable has entered Group Chat.
Ron:I'm back
Ron:And I agree with the person that's apparently Dr.Director
MonkeyFist:As do I.
Ron:MONKEY!!!!
Ron Stoppable has gone idle.
Betty:And his dick was so small