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Crash and Burn

Summary:

Drakken has an idea that includes making a group chat.
This couldn't possibly crash and burn.

Notes:

I balme the Overwatch Fandom for this

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Drakken's mistake

Chapter Text

Drakken created Group Chat.

 

Drakken:Mwhaha!

Drakken:Shego!

Drakken:What do you think of my brilliant plan!?

Drakken:Shego?

Drakken:Shego!

Drakken:...

Drakken:Oh right.

Drakken:I have to add her first.

 

Drakken added Sheila Go to Group Chat.

 

Shelia Go entered Group Chat.

 

Drakken:Shego!

Drakken:What do you think!? 

 

Sheila....

Sheila:What the fuck is this?

Sheila:And why is my chat name my government name!?!?

 

Sheila Go changed name to Shego.

 

Drakken:This ,my henchwoman, is my master plan!

 

Shego:What exactly is your master plan?

 

Drakken:I ,Dr.Drakken, will be adding all the major villians, plus Kim Possible and her sidekick, to this group chat so we plot to take over the world!

Drakken:Mwhahaha!

 

Shego:...

Shego:See I understand all the villians

Shego:But why Kimmie and the Buffoon?

 

Drakken:So we can gloat over our plans to her of course.

Drakken:Cause she thinks she's all that!

Drakken:But she's not!

 

Shego:Oh my god this is so gonna crash and burn

Shego:And I'm here to witness it all

Shego:This is going to be so good!

Shego:But before you add anybody else make me an admin

 

Drakken:Why?

 

Shego:Just do it blueboy

 

Drakken:Alright Shego.

 

Drakken has made Shego Admin

 

Drakken:Now to finally succeeded in taking over the world!

 

Drakken added Monty Fiske, Duff Killigan, Amy Hall, Señor Senior,Sr, Señor Senior,Jr, Sheldon Director, and Dick Clita To Group Chat.

 

Shego:Oh my God!

Shego:Dick Clita!

Shego:That's hilarious!

 

Dick Clita entered Group Chat

 

Dick Clita changed name to Dementor

 

Dementor:Zhat iz not funny!

 

Shego:Zhat iz very funny!

 

Monty Fiske entered Group Chat

 

Monty:What is this?

 

Shego: A horrible idea

 

Monty:...Drakken?

 

Shego:Drakken

 

Monty:Of Course.

Monty:And knowing Drakken I'm forced to be here.

Monty:So might as well...

 

Monty Fiske Changed Name to MonkeyFist

 

MonkeyFist:Much better.

 

Shego:Why didn't you separate Monkey and Fist?

 

MonkeyFist:Because then it would just show up as Monkey.

 

Amy Hall entered Group Chat.

 

MonkeyFist:Oh no.

 

Amy:Oh yes!

Amy:Hello everyone!

Amy:What is this we have here?

 

MonkeyFist:A group chat you idiot.

MonkeyFist:I swear you're as bad as Drakken.

 

Drakken:Hey!

Drakken:What is that supposed to mean!?

 

Shego:No

Shego:I've meet her

Shego:She is nowhere near as bad as Drakken

 

Amy:I know what it is silly!

Amy:I mean what is it for?

 

Drakken:Well to answer your question DNAmy this group chat was created so that we may plot our schemes together!

Drakken:Mwhaha!

 

Doctor Dementor:Zhat is actually a half zecent plan

 

Shego:Here's the punchline

Shego:He wants to add Kimmie and the Buffoon!

 

Doctor Dementor:...

Doctor Dementor:I zake zit back

 

MonkeyFist:Why would you want to add Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable to this group chat?

 

Drakken:To gloat of course!

Drakken:Now only if we had their numbers.

 

Shego:I got this

 

Shego added Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable.

 

Amy Hall changed name to DNAmy.

 

DNAmy:Why do you have their numbers Shego?

 

Shego:I'm the world's greatest theif

Shego:I can steal anything

Shego:Including phone numbers

 

DNAmy:Oh ok.

 

Kim Possible entered Group Chat.

 

Ron Stoppable entered Group Chat.

 

Kim:....

 

Ron:.....

 

MonkeyFist:Hello Kim and Buffoon.

 

Ron:GAHH!!!!

Ron:MONKEY!!!!

 

Ron Stoppable has gone idle.

 

Kim:He just threw his phone

 

Shego:Oh god!

Shego:please tell me u got that on tape

 

Wade:Don't worry I got it

 

Shego:...

 

MonkeyFist:....

 

DNAmy:....

 

Dementor:....

 

Drakken:WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!

 

Wade:I've been here from the start

Wade:Cause group chats are never a good idea

 

Shego:Well then send me the video

 

Wade:Already sent

 

Shego:Oh my god!

Shego:He's even triggered by the word Monkey

 

Kim:It was funny

Kim:So why are we here?

 

Drakken:This is my master plan!

Drakken:Mwhahahahaha!

 

Shego:Blueboy came up with the idea to create a villian group chat and add u and the Buffoon

 

Kim:First

Kim:That makes no sense

Kim:And second

Kim:Group chats never end well

 

Shego:I know

Shego:I'm here to watch it crash and burn

Shego:Hey

Shego:aren't u supposed to do something about this @Kim Possible

 

Kim:What am I supposed to do?

Kim:Say stop?

 

Shego:Good point

 

Kim:Really this is no different from Wade monitoring u guys

Kim:Now I just have a direct connection

 

Wade:She's right

 

Sheldon Director entered Group Chat.

 

Sheldon:...

Sheldon:Oh god

 

Sheldon Director changed name to Gemini.

 

Gemini:Someone pls add my sister

 

Wade:Why?

 

Gemini:Cause if I have to suffer through this

Gemini:So does she

 

Shego:Understandable

 

Wade:I got this

 

Wade added Elizabeth Director to Group Chat.

 

Elizabeth Director entered Group Chat.

 

Elizabeth:...

Elizabeth:Oh god

 

Shego:Who the fuck?

 

Elizabeth Director changed name to Dr.Director.

 

Shego:Oh ok

Shego:That makes so much sense

 

Dr.Director added Will Du

 

Kim:Why'd u add him?

 

Dr.Director:Cause if I have to suffer through this

Dr.Director:So does he

Dr.Director:What is this anyway?

 

Shego:Read up

 

Dr.Director:Ahh

Dr.Director:Mr.Lipsky

Dr.Director:Next time Ms Possible apprehends you

Dr.Director:Ms.Go will need an army to free you

 

Shego:Wait

Shego:You didn't say when GJ apprehends him

 

Dr.Director:Lets be honest Shego

Dr.Director:Kim does all the work for us

Dr.Director:Which I don't mind

Dr.Director:Cause then I get paid to push a bunch of agents around and keep some brainiacs entertained

Dr.Director:But really

Dr.Director:This is a bad idea

Dr.Director: I don't want another Will Dick incident

Dr.Director:@Will Du

 

Kim:Will Dick incident?

 

Will Du entered Group Chat.

 

 

Will:It was an accident!

 

 

Shego:Wait

Shego:What was an accident?

 

Dr.Director:Will Du sent a dick pic

Dr.Director:To the whole of Gj

 

Will:I said it was accident!

 

Shego:No

 

Kim:I'm glad u talked me out of joining GJ Dr.Director

 

Dr.Director:The worst part is

Dr.Director:He was trying to send it to me

 

Shego went idle.

 

Will:Why do you do this to me ma'am?

 

Dr.Director:I'm not required to be professional in a group chat

Dr.Director:So that means

 

Dr.Director changed name to Betty.

 

 

Betty:I can relax

 

Gemini:You have horrible luck when it comes to men sister

 

Betty:The fact that I have any luck with men is horrible.

 

Kim:I understand

 

She:Yeah so do I

 

Drakken:What do you mean?

 

Shego:I got this

Shego:

 

 

Betty:Lol

Betty:That's a classic

Betty:Good one Shego

 

Shego:Thank you

Shego:I do try

 

Will:With all due respect ma'am we should be doing something about this and not fraternising with the enemy.

 

Betty:What are we supposed to do with a group chat Will?

Betty:Tell them stop?

 

Will:Ma'am I've read up.

Will:They are planning on useing this group chat to plan thier schemes.

 

Betty:It's a group chat Will!

Betty:It'll crash and burn before they even use it for what is was intended for!

 

Kim:She's right

 

Shego:Yup

 

Dementor:I agree

 

Gemini:For once me and my sister can agree with something

 

DNAmy:She's absolutely right!

 

Drakken:My plan will work!

 

Ron Stoppable has entered Group Chat.

 

Ron:I'm back

Ron:And I agree with the person that's apparently Dr.Director

 

MonkeyFist:As do I.

 

Ron:MONKEY!!!!

 

Ron Stoppable has gone idle.

 

Betty:And his dick was so small