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pipes : did it work
irisbest : it is now 11pm and you’re asking NOW if i got them to stop having sex
pipes : yeah well i only just stopped so
transco : liar you slept until now
pipes : betrayed,,,
babybibibi : yeah he does that
irisbest : Yeah I did get him to go to work
irisbest : and he did not even let me talk to Bruce >:/
transco : cruel
snowflake : can you believe classes start again tomorrow
irisbest : ha mine only start next week bc it’s Orientation for the newbies
pipes : wish that were me
transco : you only have three classes this semester
babybibibi : i have two and then 5 of Wells’s
snowflake : I don’t want to talk about it
lesbianda : i have two but also a whole foundation to advertise
detectiveprettybi : hey are y’all alright
transco : yes?
bilance : ya busy with yoga
detectiveprettybi : this was mostly at The west fam
irisbest : Yeah? Why are you asking
detectiveprettybi : well we got called off patrol
snowflake : does that happen often?
irisbest : no never
bilance : only when it’s something important and/or personal
irisbest : yeah no we’re all at home?
detectiveprettybi : okay
irisbest : well dad just called Wally and asked the same thing
detectiveprettybi : ok we’re driving back now I just got to ask my loved ones
transco : cute
snowflake : what is happening
heatwave : got a feeling
lesbianda : wait is Snart home?
heatwave : nope
pipes : oh shit
pipes : what did he do
irisbest : i guess we’ll find out
babybibibi : are you gonna tell Bar?
irisbest : Tell them what we don’t know anything
irisbest : plus it’s the day before uni start I sure as hell ain’t gonna worry them more
snowflake : I feel like they’d want to know
transco : yeah think if they kept a big secret from you bc they thought you were better off without it
pipes : you’d be sooo pissed
detectiveprettybi : i swear to god
detectiveprettybi : Snart got drunk and into a fight
detectiveprettybi : and now he’s rude to West
heatwave : for fucks sake
detectiveprettybi : what was his fight with Bar about
heatwave : no fucking idea
irisbest : he said he thinks henry did kill bar’s mom
heatwave : WHAT
heatwave : nah
irisbest : he did
heatwave : he sure as hell aint thinking that
heatwave : the guy doesn’t trust anyone so he wouldnt have said he thinks henry’s innocent if he doesnt truly believe that
detectiveprettybi : iris do you know more
irisbest : no
transco : add bar back to the chat
irisbest : i dont think that’s so wise
heatwave : full offense this is serious and i want to know the background
bilance : holy shit mick is pissed
irisbest added spACEbar to the chat
irisbest : short summary snart got drunk and punched someone now he’s at the station and mick wants to know what the fuck happened between you guys
pipes : we all wanna know
spACEbar : snart did WHAT now
spACEbar : WHAT
heatwave : spill the beans
spACEbar : we fought when i asked why he went to visit his father and then he said at least he knows his is trash. So then i left
heatwave : wtf snart didnt visit his old man
spACEbar : you didnt know???
heatwave : like hell
heatwave : wouldnt have let him act like he did if i knew what triggered it
snowflake : wait triggered??
detectiveprettybi : holy shit
heatwave : are you fucing kidding me
heatwave : are yall so fucking stupid and selfish that you cant even think
transco : i
transco : /what/
heatwave : theres a frickin reason why snart wishes to be an orphan but sure yall think its a joke
heatwave : im going to the station now
spACEbar : me too
spACEbar : i mean i knew he was on edge bc he saw his dad but
spACEbar : god i was such an idiot
lesbianda : fuck
pipes : oh my god we really are the worst
irisbest : im such an asshole
irisbest : i should have realized
bilance : GUYS okay calm down
bilance : you all didn’t even fucking know what snart has been up to before
bilance : so there’s no way you could have figured out anything
detectiveprettybi : shit
detectiveprettybi : so joe knows now
irisbest : joe knows WHAT
detectiveprettybi : that i know yall
pipes : what
detectiveprettybi : i went to talk to joe and calm him down bc dude is he pissed at snart
detectiveprettybi : so i swiped in and said something must be up
detectiveprettybi : and basically blurted out that i know the guy
detectiveprettybi : and then….
transco : shit
irisbest : but you didnt tell him we hooked up
detectiveprettybi : i vALUE my life
lesbianda : what’d he say
detectiveprettybi : he just opened and closed his mouth at me
detectiveprettybi : and now bar is here
bilance : i seriously did not see this day going like this
detectiveprettybi : mick is here
snowflake : so
snowflake : snart is in trouble with the police
snowflake : joe knows that eddie knows his kids
snowflake : eddie’s slept with bruce wayne
snowflake : hartley and eddie are moving in together
snowflake : this semester is off to a good start
transco : we’ve gone from mess to disaster
oliverqueer : are you kidding me
oliverqueer : i leave you guys alone for a few hours and chaos ensues
bilance : it can only get better from here
babybibibi : lets see