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5. Darcy Lewis Stark spotted out and about with Norse Xena: Gal Pals or Something More?
It’s a trashy tabloid article with a stupid headline and Darcy can’t help but glare at the Enquirer angrily as she waits in line at the corner store that conveniently sells Thor’s favorite kind of Pop-tarts and Jane’s favorite brand of cheap wine, not to mention Darcy’s favorite chocolate bars. But the fact is, despite it’s trashy-ness, the story, while definitely biased, is not technically a lie. Darcy and Lady Sif are actually a couple now, and have been since Jane’s Epic Asgardian Hen’s night. They’re still going strong one year and six months on. Darcy plans to propose to Sif tonight. They’re not royalty, despite the whole “America’s Princess” title the press has bestowed on Darcy. They can have a much simpler set of weddings, unlike Thor and Jane. Sif? Sif, Darcy loves with all her heart. Which is why she’s asking the Asgardian warrior goddess she loves to marry her on their date tonight. And sure, there’ll probably be some weird Asgardian customs they’ll have to follow for the Asgard wedding but that’s life. Ladies Darcy & Sif of Earth and Asgard. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? She thinks to herself as she walks out the shop door, purchases in hand. True Love wins.
The End!