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The Chaotic Combo were planning a birthday party for Sonichu and Rosechu. “RGGH!!!” squealed Punchy, “I’M SO HORNY I JUST WANNA FUCK SOMETHING!!!” “Why don’t you fuck me?” suggested Angelichu, “It’s everyone’s birthday, after all.” Knuckleschu then tackled Angelichu as they made out and had sex right there and then.
“HEY BUBBLES!!” projected Lola, “What did you get Rosechu?” “I got Rosechu a new brush set,” said Bubbles. “Oh Snip Snap Boobity Crap!!” blurted Grovonichu, “They’re comin’! HIIIDE!!!” Soon, everybody hid and got quiet.
Sonichu and Rosechu were coming back from a date. “So Rosechu,” began Sonichu, “What do YOU want for your birthday?” “I dunno,” stated Rosechu, “Yugioh DVDs, I guess?” Sonichu nodded leeringly. The two then opened the door. The Chaotic Combo, Lola, & Flame the Sunbird jumped out, yelling “SURPRISE!!!” in the process. “Oh, you guys,” said Sonichu in an “Aw Shucks” tone. The lot of them began laughing maniacally.
Bubbles snuck out back to see Shadowchu at some treehouse. “Hey Blakey-Boo,” chirped Bubbles, “I got you this cake.” “Thanks,” growled Shadowchu, “But I’m just a stupid clone.” “It’s okay,” said Bubbles, “You were created on this day.” “Oh, yeah, right,” replied Shadowchu, “I’m still upset over Rosalia.” Shadowchu then blew out the cake candles. “You’ll meet me at Virgin Beach tomorrow for Spring Break Jam 2008, right?” asked Bubbles. “Mmhmm,” nodded Shadowchu, “And I will put on an act for your gal-pals.” “No need to,” reassured Bubbles, “They already know.” The two then made out, eventually ending with Bubbles sitting on Shadowchu’s face.
==LATER, ON 3-22-2008==
Punchy was watching TV, flipping through the channels.
UMP-TV: “This is UMP-TV,” said the hostess, “And we’re rockin’ with Spring Break! WAHOOOO!!!!”
PHI: “This is PHI,” said the hostess, “An’ we’re wylin’ out with SPRING BREAK!!!”
FQX: “…Leaving hundreds injured.” said the news anchor, “This is FQX News, I’m Greta Squall, keepin’ it real and rockin’ hard…” The camera panned out as Greta threw off her jacket, revealing she was actually in a bikini. “IT’S SPRING BREAK!!! YEAH!!!” screamed Greta as a bunch of people cheered. She then dived into the beach water.
Punchy turned off his TV in anger. “SHUT UP!!!” bellowed Punchy, “…wait… what if my cartoons are on…?” Punchy turned the TV back on and flipped to the animation channel. The Pokemon beach episode was playing. “DAMNIT!!” snapped Punchy as he turned off his TV (again), leaving his house in anger.
(“NOW, Coming LIVE, like a high-five on the radio from Virgin Beach with station KCWC, It’s SPRING BREAK 2008!!”)
“Hey there all ya guys n gals!!” jabbered DJ Jamsta, “We rockin’ hot at Virgin Beach for Spring Break ‘O8! Y’all know me as DJ Jamsta, da DJ wit da powah, on da hour!!” “And proudly wingin’ it again, I’m Lola Rosechu,” stated a bikini-clad Lola. “We have lotsa great stuff goin’ on here today,” began Jamsta, “We got kegs n’ coolers of CWC-Cola, an’ wer’re givin’ away 40-inch Sony HDTVs an’ a shint new Chevy Camaro; All ya gotta do is enter to win!!” “Not only that,” continued Lola, “Jiggliami will be doing a concert here at Virgin Beach, so stay tuned to KCWC for all this and more. I’m thinking of taking a swim, but We’ll leave ya to par-tay as we hear from Ricky Martin with Livin La Vida Loca!”
Meanwhile, at the Virgin Beach stage, Jiggliami and Bianca were prepping for their performance. “Omigodbear,” exclaimed Jiggliami, “Our first concert! I’m so excited!!” “Ditto!” exclaimed Bianca. “By the way,” said Jiggliami, “Your new haircut’s so KAWAII DESU NE!!” “Thanks,” complimented Bianca.
Conversely, at the beach itself, our pokemobian heroes were enjoying Spring Break. “Hey Rosey,” said Sonichu, “I’m gonna hit some waves; you and your gal-pals have fun.” “Oh, I Will,” replied Rosechu as her yellow-furred boyfriend walked off with his surfboard. She was wearing a red bikini.
Rosechu reclined in her lawn chair, putting on a pair of sunglasses. Angelichu and Bubbles were nearby, also relaxing. Angelichu had on a blue tankini top and thong. Bubbles had on a green g-string bikini set. Unsurprisingly, everyone, regardless of gender, had on their usual gloves. The latter two apparently kept their shoes on. “So, explain your situation when it comes to sunscreen?” asked Angelichu. “I’m not as furry as you guys,” began Bubbles, “All my fur’s on my head; like, I’ve got no fur on there from the neck down. Also, I'm a water type, so the sun is more effective and shit when I'm not wet...” Bubbles then rolled up a joint, promptly smoking it.
Just then, a black-furred pokemobian female walked by. “Do you know who she is?” asked Rosechu. “I do not,” stated Angelichu, “But I get a bad vibe from her…” As she said this, Spunky showed up. In a bikini. with her gloves & boots on. “Yo,” projected Spunky. Bubbles got up to greet her. “Hey Spunky!!” greeted Bubbles, “How’s da BF?” “Oh he’s fine,” remarked Spunky, “But that’s not what I came to talk about. “Want one?” asked Bubbles, offering a joint. “No thanks,” said Spunky, “I don’t smoke.”
“Bubbles,” said a voice only Bubbles could hear, “I’ve detected a Chaotic Crystal in the ocean. Could you please get it?” “I’ll get it in a minute, Magi-Chan,” thought Bubbles. Just then, Shadowchu appeared, accidentally kicking some dust up. “HEY!!” yelled Rosechu, tackling Shadowchu in a fit of confused rage. “I’ll show you the power of a real woman!!” yelled Rosechu, breaking Shadowchu’s hand.
“AHHHH FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!” screamed Shadowchu, “MY HAAAAND!!! OH MY GODBEAR IT FUCKING STINGS!!!!” Angelichu then ran to aid the electric edgehog, pushing Rosechu out of the way and giving him a max heal. Shadowchu’s hand immediately got better. “Gee, thanks,” stated Shadowchu. “No problem,” replied Angelichu. She then turned to Rosechu. “You do realize he’s Bubbles’ boyfriend, right?” asked Angelichu. “Gee, it’s not you told ME or anything,” retorted Rosechu. “Come on, Blakey-Boo,” reassured Bubbles, “Let’s go somewhere… else.”
Bubbles and Shadowchu went to some bait shop. “I gotta find a Chaotic Crystal,” said Bubbles as Shadowchu sat on a bench, “Meet me under the pier in 15.” “Sure,” said Shadowchu. As this was happening, Silvana looked on. “Now’s my time,” thought Silvana, smirking as she did so. She then transformed into Bubbles, but black-and-purple.
A few minutes later, Faux-Bubbles approached Shadowchu. “Hey Blakey-Boo, shall we fuck?” asked Faux-Bubbles. Shadowchu immediately picked up on the fact that something was wrong about this “Bubbles.” “Why is your fur black?” asked Shadowchu, “The real Bubbles is blue…” “Shitshitshit…” thought Silvana, “He didn’t fall for it.” Silvana then walked off, irritated. “…what a fucking ass,” thought Shadowchu, “wait… Bubbles could be next! TO THE PIER!!” Shadowchu then ran off to the pier.
Meanwhile, Bubbles had just gotten back to the beach with a Chaotic Crystal. “Here ya go,” said Bubbles, giving the crystal to Angelichu, “Mind takin’ this to Patti for me? I gotta meet up with my BF.” “Sure, why not?” replied Angelichu.
Soon, Angelichu was flying through the air. Punchy and Grovonichu noticed. “Hey Wild,” began Punchy, “Ain’t Angelichu just AMAZIN’?” “Yeah, Ah guess,” blurted Grovonichu. “Oh how I’d love to bang her and cum all up in her ass!!” exclaimed Punchy, “I just don’t know how to get her do it.” “Y’all could try datin’ her…” suggested Grovonichu, picking his ear. “That’s IT,” exclaimed Punchy, “I’m gonna sign up for Datin’ Education classes!”
Meanwhile, Bubbles had just reached the pier. To her shock, there were TWO Shadowchus; one with red stripes and shoes, the other with purple. “This is even better than I thought,” thought Bubbles. “BUBBLES!!” Blurted Shadowchu, “That one over there is a fake!!” “You’re the faker, FAKER,” yelled Faux-Shadowchu. “I’ll show YOU,” snapped Shadowchu. “Guys, guys,” interrupted Bubbles, “We can settle this an easier way. Okay, purple you, thunderbolt me.”
“Shit,” thought Faux-Shadowchu, “I can’t even make a spark.” Faux-Shadowchu then shot psychic needles at Bubbles, who winced. “Heyyy….” remarked Bubbles, “You’re not even electric-type. Who ARE you?” Faux-Shadowchu reverted back to Silvana. “Saw right through me, didn’t you?” growled Silvana, “Well then… TIME TO LOSE. “Not feelin it,” said Bubbles, “REAL You… carry me back, will ya?” “Sure,” sighed Shadowchu. “Damn,” thought Shadowchu as he hurried away from Silvana with Bubbles in his arms, “Not now. Not here!!” “Horny cowards,” growled Silvana, “I’ll get them next time.”
As this was happening, Jiggliami began her concert in CWCville. “THANK YOU, CITIZENS OF CWCVILLE!!” yelled Jiggliami into her mic headset, “My debut song was inspired by my Pikachu boyfriend, who suddenly disappeared. I present to y’all, WAR OF LOVE.” Jiggliami then sang War of Love to a cheering audience.