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    In a mostly canon compliant universe, Keith and Lance are accidentally sent back in time while fighting Honerva in Oriande. They don’t tell anyone that—and they also aren’t the ones telling this story

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    25 Jul 2024

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    Fondly, Keith shook his head. “So,” Keith started, laughter dying down as he leaned over Lance. “Cuba together?”

    And Lance beamed – outright beamed – up at him as he pulled him down against his chest. “You bet your sweet ass, Cuba together.”

     

    Keith, rash as he could often be, understood that his responsibility as a paladin of Voltron was to the universe. So, he understood that despite what they felt, he and Lance couldn"t be anything other than paladins, at least until the war was over.
    After nine years of rivalry, turned pining, turned something just shy of lovers, the war is over. The paladins are headed to Earth, Lance isn"t wasting any time, and Keith, as much as he loves a challenge, just tries to keep up.

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    08 Jul 2024

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    Post war, Lance struggles. He struggles with his career, his relationships, his overall self-fulfillment. Let’s be honest: not really news. Lance is the king of struggling; he’s mastered self-doubt backwards and sideways and in six different galaxies. There’s just one thing that comes easily for Lance: arguing with Keith.

    When they reconnect after a year apart, Lance finds that his perspective on his oft-combative, always awkward, mullet having teammate has shifted. He questions their relationship. Their history. Himself. Luckily, if you have questions, there’s always one place that has the answer—

    Especially if that question is ‘Am I the Asshole?’

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    08 Jul 2024

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    Keith sighs and runs a hand through his already tousled hair. “I mean, we’ll just take the rings off and that’ll be it. No big deal.”

    “No big deal?” Lance squawks, sounding slightly hysterical now. “No big deal?” He stands up quickly and waves his ring finger in front of Keith’s face. “Keith, we said vows. I’m pretty sure that’s the very definition of a big deal.”


    Keith and Lance get married. Accidentally.

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    27 Jun 2024

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    Keith and Lance wake up married. In the future.

    He lays there a moment, processing the faint throbbing in his head, a strange bitter taste like lemons in his mouth. When he opens his eyes, the room spins wildly into a kaleidoscope of colors, so he closes them again, breathing in and out until he feels less like he might throw up. He suddenly registers a warm weight over his waist, and lifts his head to see a brown arm thrown over him. It looks startlingly familiar, but different, bigger than he remembers, more toned.

    Keith turns all the way around and comes face to face with Lance sleepily blinking his own eyes open.

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    27 Jul 2023